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Any /guitar/ robots here?
Share your short songs here.
What do you think of this one?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sq7wtwuLKg
>>28441562
It's alright
Origimo
>>28441562
seem ok why is it quiet as a mouse fart lol
https://soundcloud.com/vhsvibes/demo-9 familiano
>sitting in little cafe across from my school
>watching all the normies go in
>the couples laughing together
>the chads pushing over the betas
>the stacies in a self-centered group
1 month and 1 week. 1 month and 1 week until I get out of this social hell and join the NEET side and never return to school.
I don't know if I can do this anymore guys, what got you guys through Highschool?
>>28441530
Not giving a single fuck
but desu this hasn't lead me anywhere
>>28441530
furious (and original) masturbation
>>28441530
Drugs and alcohol.
Orgasmic pontificate
Hey /r9k/ how do you/your peers speak to each other?
Pic related: Speaking to my housemate.
Bonus round: Post typical conversations from you and your peers.
You're trying way too hard to be le edgy hipster who's ironically pretending to be angry xDDDD
It's also sad that people say "reee" and "kek" outside of this site.
You sound like a group of kids I knew in high school who just discovered /b/
>>28441489
I have over 160 friends in my friendslist who are all normies or chads.
Best I can do is british style banter with them although I'm german.
Every other robot I had in my friends list was fairly boring and/or asked me for free shit.
"I wear them because they're comfortable"
>>28441482
Why do women's bodies trigger you?
You should probably join some backwards religion.
Get fucked, whore.
I'm comfortable wearing my boxer shorts, but I don't wear them in public because it's indecent.
How the fuck is sin tight clothing comfortable anyway?
>>28441508
>sin tight
you're having those thoughts again aren't you. i ask of you brother, now. repent, or you shall fall astray.
So the so called "female virgin walk" is a thing, right? Girls who have not been fucked yet walk differently, like guys or I dunno. They don't move their hips right and left while walking, instead their torso is kind of looks stationary or something.
So why don't we go out there and ask out these girl who virginwalk? Guaranteed success, right?
sure, they also got a rainbow above their head
I'm pretty sure walking like that means you've got something up your ass. Like a penis.
you forgot that they also smell like roses and that you can't touch them without their consent or angels will tear your fingers apart
mfw i haven't slept all night
>>28441414
I'm gonna attempt to stay up 60 hours in a row sometime during this month.
I can't watch anime at the moment either.
I'm excited for some reason even though I'm sure it will be very painful.
>>28441487
not worth it imo but it would be a nice extended gaming session
eye's would be fucked though
>>28441625
>tfw eyes are already strained from overuse, too
nothing like a good glass of wine in the morning to start the day, eh wagie?
what wine you ask? well its a fine burgundy pinot noir they say its the most "romantic" of wines, got it from your mothers basement.
what was i doing in her basement?... its a long story, plus i dont want to waste your time, you having to get to work n all.
in the meantime im gonna hang back and watch some of my favorite animes.
>>28441377
Will Trump cut back neetbux, what do you think?
Give Usagi Drop a watchand see what you'll never have
What the fuck are you doing in my mom's basement? That's where I keep my doodoo drawers.
ITT we blame others for our own problems and shortcomings
Fucking roasties ignoring me
Does blaming yourself in a self-awareness state of mind count?
p0ttery
KEK NIGGAS GON KEK NIGGAS KEKKK
Has anyone on /r9k/ ever contemplated joining ISIS or becoming Muslim?
the only thing they got right is the woman
they're fucktards on all the other things
No.
Im not giving my life up just for some attention and sandles
Thought about joining the YPG and killing them t b q h
>aubelo uncovered the shit cylinder
>>28441318
stop it, cut it out
WHY ARE WE STUCK ON REPEAT?
>Boss discovers the Foreskin Forest
Is staring at the sun legitimately bad for your eyes? Or is that a lie made to sell sunglasses?
Anime characters stare at sunsets all the time.
its a lie. go out and stare at the sun anon.
You will get cataracts from it.
sorry to tell you this but, anime is neither real or realistic
>mom found the snot wall
What sick shit is this now? Why would you have something like that?
kek, I found my older sisters snot wall. I told my mom and dad and she just laughed.
>>28441199
Sometimes there just isn't a tissue around m8
Where do I put the snot instead?
Welcome to the map thread: OP hasn't been feeling well edition.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1969612
Fellow aussies are shitposting again
>i'm a single mom and i need a quick fuck i don't give a shit about, probably, anything you like i hate vidya and anime because i'm a normie if you are a real man and can really fuck me, just email me: [email protected]
>>28441186
Its been there for a while now. Dont think op deletes markers.
>>28441164
reee the first time i went on the map somebody had their marker just a few minutes from my house
i thought it placed a marker for me and i got NERVOUS
Anyone else stay up super late because they don't want the next day to come? It's inevitable but if I fall asleep I wish I will stay asleep
>>28441091
Also feels thread
Fucko da roboto
>>28441091
Nah I stay up cause I'm fucking addicted to internet.
I really need some help.
I used to all the time
Alright robots this is the dankest place on the entire internet for rare Pepe's. Get in here and Get em out!
>tfw haven't been here in almost a year
Is this normal now?
>>28441074
I no pepe
Smokin some dank weed, bro. Now it's dank memes too. Why doesn't anyone use this word like they're supposed to?
