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So its 5am monday morning and me and my friend are layin in our beds playing vidya and watching movies like kings, while all you wageslave KEKS are just waking up to go to your miserable day job. We think its hilarious how horrible your lives are because you fell for the shame meme. Both of us plan to ride this out as long as we can, which is not much longer but combined we have about a decade of living like kings while youve slaved away physically, mentally, emotionlly, and socially tried to maintain your hellish normie life. Hahahahhaha fuck you lifecucks
i sit at a computer at work so im also a king :)
>not getting paid to do what you want
>calling someone else a cuck
>like kings
Kings weren't virgins who achieved nothing, though...
>>28440579
>wagecucks actually trick themselves into thinking they enjoy their jobs
good goy, and thank you for your foreskin donation
>go to gym, try to take care of self best as i can, eat well, dress ok
>be 5/10
>lose hair to balding
>now 3/10 despite everything
FUCK
>>28440526
Ugly girls exist you know??
Don't expect to get a princess when you're almost a troll.
Thats the most common mistake some guys make, get whatever you can.
Creatine: Not even once.
>>28440526
shave that shit and own that shit
>be me
>not a uni student
>wander around uni buildings
>check the door timetables
>know rooms are going to be empty the entire day
>chill out in my own personal 30 seat office for the whole day
>leave
>live next to university
>university age
>walk into the university and use their libraries and other facilities
>nobody suspects a thing
>>28440456
What do you do in there for the entire day? Surely you can't use the internet as you need a uni email +password to get on, so whats the point?
>>28440470
Same here. I got stopped once by the guy on the reception in the library when I walked through the disabled gate thing, as you're meant to swipe a cars at the barrier things to get in. I pretty much just had to walk out but had an expression like I was disgusted at him for questioning me. Never went back for a couple of weeks incase I blew it and was being looked for on a campus wide scale.
Why do women come here claiming to be "fembots"? A female robot simply doesn't exist in this world.
Try telling that to miss picklepussy.
>>28440431
first boyfriend from r9k didn't work out. hoping second time round will be better
Just like everything women ever do for: attention
>tried to enjoy an anime that turned out to be very terrible
I have disgraced, insulted, or perhaps even betrayed the second dimension.
I hate myself. I need to stop being lazy/forgetful and look up who the staff members are before I start a series.
>>28440425
Which one?Is it airing this season?
>>28440425
Anon you need to get some help
original desu
>>28440504
>Which one?
People would probably start arguing if I say what anime it is.
Plus, I'm embarrassed.
>Is it airing this season?
No.
I think I found her sister...She also sings.
>>28440396
does she also take it up the ass and deepthroat?
>>28440448
most probably
i taught myself how to play wonderwall at school today
what's this feel like?
>>28440372
it feels okay, I prefer standing positions myself
>>28440372
It's nice that she isn't talking, it will suck once she starts again.
Feels really really great, pham. You should try it sometime.
Who /mischief/ here?
>use handicap bathroom
>not handicap
>go to get my hair cut
>haven't showered in some 2-3 days
>lots of product in the hair
>he has to rince my disgusting hair 5 times before he can move on to cutting it
F I E N D I S H
>Mom asks me to her laundry
>Mix her darks with her whites
>>28440363
You are handicapped you fucking spaghetti spiller
online dating is fucking repelling to me
glossing and presenting myself like a product to be bought in sold in some suburban supermarket
fuck this shit
>>28440314
try going to the bookstore instead. smarter people in there. Head over to a section that is an interesting subject for you and whoever you find there has common interests.
>>28440314
you this too, whether its a products you buy or with girls you are interested. You just like the pretty looking ones.
>>28440432
>head over to Politics and Culture section
>75% of the books are by Gnome Chumpsky
>go to library instead
*yawn*
Morning anon... Did you sleep well?
>>28440239
No, it's 5 a.m.
You've got a big nose there Anon
>yawn
why the fuck are you still tired if you just got done sleeping you fag
>Winter: Feel depressed because everything is so dark and dead
>Summer: Feel depressed because I'm not enjoying life like I should
Winter is comfy, fuck summer and this horrendous heat.
>>28440237
This
Ausfag here, and this summer WILL NOT FUCKING QUIT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE WINTER IN ABOUT A MONTH AND I HAVE A FUCKING FAN ON
>when all the normies get depressed in winter
Why isn't there much more vaginal and anal creampies in porn?
>>28440216
the jews trying to discourage breeding?
that would be my only guess, other than that, norrmies just have shit taste
I'd rather see cum all over a girl's face/tits/ass, a creampie just seems like a boring ending to a porno, even if it feels the best for real sex
>>28440327
It sucks man. Creampie porn is hot. Especially seeing a big white ass creampied. Whether vaginal or anal.
>shit chestlets say
>"Anything bigger than a handful is a waste! R-right guys?"
>"Big boobs must be such a hassle when working out."
Fat girl boobs are like the dick on a robot. Utterly useless
There's no such thing as a chestlet. A woman could have holes in her chest where tits and vital organs should be and there would still be a thousand guys lining up to date her.
Should I kill myself?
If you say no you're not a true robot
>>28440171
As if anyone wants your sorry ass to stay alive.
iktf though
>>28440171
I don't get the whole "suicide is immoral" meme
Literally everyone will die at some point what's the difference if you make the choice of when
>>28440320
People, mostly normies like to say that to make themselves feel good but they don't give a shit. To them you mean nothing. They're literally pitying you and laughing at your pain without making themselves look bad.
You MUST post the last thing you jacked off to ITT Anon!
I think I'm only racist towards men.
I don't really care if a woman isn't white, especially if she's also cute.
Is that normal?
Fapcakesenpai on myfreecams.
She wasn't even naked yet, fucking jewess.
>>28440123
yes
>different tribe woman:
colonize material
>different tribe man:
competitor
