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what is your sickest fetishes robots?
>>28436363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ytIQMml0E
Creating successful music sharing threads on r9k?
I'm really, really into armpit incest. I only masturbate to that.
Is women fart fetish a sick fetish
We get aroused when the opposite sex removes their clothing and gets naked, but animals are inherently naked, so how do you think an animal gets aroused?
Or are they just always aroused?
>>28436359
It obviously depends on the animal retard.
>implying people cannot get turned on without seeing nakedness
Usually the female goes into heat, with mammals, and the male smells the blood.
>>28436404
What does an aroused woman smell like?
nature vs. nurture?
ITT: make a one word post that's original. The most common/OG word wins.
>>28436333
makeaonewordpostthat'soriginalThemostcommonOGwordwins.
JUlCE
>>28436333
You do realize that the robot resets every once in a while right? Let's see what words people come up with anyways
>sister says she loves me and she had a bad dream about me dying
>says she woke up crying a lot this morning
>barely knows she that I'll probably kill myself in a couple weeks
>>28436313
Does she have nice thighs?
>>28436324
Not really, won't post anything too
>>28436313
At least she's already getting used to you dying, that's a positive
>19 years old
>still get acne breakouts
WHAT THE FUCK
my mom is almost 50 and still gets acne
Try adapalene cream.
>>28436197
I'm 29 years old and I still get acne breakouts regularly. Get ready for the long road. They all told me it would go away after highschool. It never fucking did.
I am on a medical prescription to keep it at bay. It works most of the time. If I didn't lather my face with this benzaclin shit every day I would be a disaster.
Enjoy your future fag, its only gonna get worst.
Let's post pros and cons about us and hope a femanon picks us.
Pros:
>not fat
>employed
>videography/photography hobbyist
>actually have a life plan
>good hygiene
>auto detailing hobbyist
>cares about style and appearance
Cons:
>manlet
>not super rich
>not muscular
>can't grow beard
Can go either way (depends on girls taste)
>college student
>plans to work with animals
>extroverted
>long hair (not crazy, but past mullet for sure)
>doesn't take bullshit
>guilt tripping and other manipulation only makes me want to get rid of you
pros:
financially stable
cons:
cripplingly bad social skills
clinically depressed
unattractive
overweight
probably poor hygiene
horrible haircut
horrible reputation as a person
no vocal filter
end it all please. just fucking do it
Pros
>tall
>financially stable with strong career aspects
>fit
>outgoing
>lots of friends
>good sense of humour
>arguably intelligent
>own my own house
Cons
>ugly
Well I guess I am a loney virgin for life. There is no cure for being ugly.
>>28436153
Asian femanon here. You sound like my guy! ;) are you white?
Please help me, robots.
Everyday, I have violent sexual fantasies about being enslaved, sissified, and infantilized by a giant muscular black woman. It's caused me tons of problems in my love life, because every girlfriend I have just freaks out when I ask them to enslave me. I'm at the end of my rope, what should I do?
Pic related, it's how I feel right now.
>I'm at the end of my rope
Tie it, kick the chair and you're dead.
>>28436322
I'm not going to take the coward's way out. I just want a Muscled Black Mommy Master.
>every girlfriend I have just freaks out when I ask them to enslave me
This deserves a greentext. I have got to know what some of your gfs have said to this request.
> 2009, 20 years old
> 230 lbs (5-10) smoking weed errday + crippling anxiety, loved vidya, drugs, greasy food, beer
> hated myself and everything about me
> 2016, 27 years old
> 185 lbs, working fulfilling job, in grad school, been dating amazing 8/10 mixed GF for 6 months and probably gonna marry
AMA. I'm here for you robots. I was once like you, browsing Wikipedia on a Friday night looking up serial killers and documentaries while tripping on shrooms. I had mentors help me, and now I want to reach out to you. I'm truly here to answer any questions, because my path has been cleared and I see the light, friends.
what field are you in grad school for?
>>28436057
You represent everything I hate, and I sincerely hope you die a long painful death.
>>28436057
How often do you exercise, famygdala?
No dragon to be slain, no world to be saved, no secret power to be learned. Even though the vast majority of this sub, extremely likely including me, would be killed if put in any anime-esque situation I would rather fall into the cockpit of a gundam and fail then rather live on this planet of mediocrity where nothing interesting/magical really happens
If technology gets good enough, maybe one day we can escape to a better life.
VR is already in it's infancy.
>>28436230
Why not build an exciting life for real?
Lucid
Dreaming
>original commett
What happens after death, /r9k/?
Reincarnation
Heaven's too good to be true. Therefore hell probably doesn't exist either. Complete nothingness for eternity sounds too good to be true also, so I think when you die you are reborn over and over again, ceaselessly living and suffering.
all the pain you went through is compensate in the next life.. All the pain is necessary to get to that beyond place after death.. :)
Just got a package, wonder what it is mates.
i'm going to guess an ona hole
probably dragon dildos
not a loving gf
So alas I have broken my personal record of 24 days completely abstaining from any masturbation, and am fully commited to remaining free of onanism, and accepting that I will never have sex. I am dealing with some lingering injuries from the utterly insane amount of fapping I have abused myself with. My perenium muscles are stiff and the whole area becomes swollen and hard behind the anus when I get an erection, and there is a constant usually dull feeling that feels like urine left in my bladder even though I urinate normally. Shit is annoying but easily ignored since no actual pain or urine leakage nor urgency. So I have delayed fighting the medicaid beaurocracy to see a urologist and go to a chiropractor. Doctors said my prostate and urine is normal though, if I had to guess its an issue lf the muscles that involve erection and ejaculation affecting bladder nerves and clamping down hard on the prostate when I get a boner. If its not serious enough for medication or surgery, not sure what a uro or chiropractor can do to diagnose and treat it.
But as I say, grateful for whatever minor thing this is because otherwise I would still be living hand to dick
try phenazopyridine for that annoying sensation of having to pee
same boat here though, I fucked up my suspensory ligament not from capping, but from I think pulling down too hard when I was shaving my pubes one time
fuckin bullshit
>>28436387
I meant "fapping", in actuality
Why does society tell males at a young age to put women on pedestals? This thinking is why women bitch, complain and even cheat on their boyfriends because they didn't buy them some expensive crap that enhances their vanity
Why this?
Women have already knocked men off their place on the pedestal. Not much we can do about it now without being accused of misogyny. Trust me though, in the long run it won't make anyone happy.
Society is a donkey-drawn cart with a big fat man sitting on it
Men are the donkey
Women are the carrot
The big fat man is the kike capital supremacy
>>28435870
Do you think kikes engineered the feminization of the American man? Or was it something else?
>be me at 16, chad
>/fit/
>meet wife, get married at 20
>get hernia, lose /fit/ weight
>three years later, time for surgery
>tfw they think they've found cancer
>tfw can't work anymore, but do side jobs
>basically shit post and write small programs in C all day
>with money from side jobs and waifu, basically self funded neet
>tfw don't want to die, trying to stay strong for waifu
>tfw /r8k/bots will never even have this sadness because they don't have anyone to love
>tfw
feels bad man,
go out and find a girl/boy anon
it makes life harder but better and most everyone is really dumb and easy to
pull
I'm better off alone senpai
I'm not a good person
>>28435768
>it makes life harder but better
thanks chad! i'm going to go meet someone now, why didn't i think of that before? i'll just beeeee myself!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLeS7PA3Zns Pic Unrelated
>>28435733
of course it's not real
t. passed 10th grade biology
>>28435751
>le science
Back to lebbit please. Or at least learn what Model Theory is.
>>28435780
>asks question
>gets answer
>doesn't like answer so he gets mad
You sound like the sort of idiot who'd be into this stuff for sure
