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do you like the rain anon
as long as i'm not in it
>>2843198
yes, it washes away the unbearable pain I feel on a daily basis.
>>28432012
If it's warm rain or you're wearing a nice coat it can feel pretty good, anon.
How do I become likable?
forget everything you learned from /r9k/
>>28431975
Suck everyone's dick
You're asking as though you don't already know the answer
>"Anon, why didn't you bring a plus one with you today? Dont you have a girlfriend"
>>28431945
O-oh I'm just playing the field, ya'know?
I've got my +1 right here, you depraved harlots
>>28431945
>tfw that mommy will never be your gf.
Who cares about the two whores in front of the milf?
>useless socially retarded NEET
>tfw fill out lots of applications daily for the last 3 months
>tfw still no job
>tfw shit county and no car
>tfw tried getting neetbux twice. turned down
>>28431879
all of you faggots need to man up and work at mcdonalds
>graduated last December with meme degree
>most job openings are for business and engineering degrees
>entry level positions still want several years of experience
>apply for everything, no calls back still
>got a rejection email from the local market, won't hire me as a night stocker
an heroing doesn't seem too bad of an option
>>28431879
Google Uncle Remus Guide to Welfare, do a 5150.
First time going to a therapist in a few hours, can any veterans tell me what I'm in for?
What do you want to know specifically?
>>28431855
>uhuh
>uhuh
>uhuh
>how does that make you feel?
>>28431868
What will happen, what kind of questions they'll ask (if any), whats the likely-hood of getting a blowjob if the therapist is a girl, that kind of thing.
Anyone else here /teafag/
Typhoo is the leaf of choice today, post what you are sippin on and enlighten non tea bots with some good brands to start with
>>28431847
Spearmint tea, put two bags in a bottle before work every day
Masala chai is /godlike/ desu senpai
Tfw wake up at 6 and make off oil loose leaf earl grey. Ahhhhhhh, I'm the tea Senpai.
Who /can't wait for San Andreas earthquake/ here?
>In 2008 the U.S. Geological Survey published a report on the predicted damage from a M7.8 earthquake along the San Andreas Fault. The report predicted more than 1,800 deaths, 50,000 injuries and a total of over $200 billion in damage.
I've been waiting for yellow stone to erupt
Any time now
>The report predicted more than 1,800 deaths, 50,000 injuries and a total of over $200 billion in damage.
That's not that bad. It would fuck up a tiny part of america and then you would rebuild and carry on.
The only thing that would shake things up is a fat ass meteor.
>>28431846
I'm in LA we all gotta die somehow i wonder if this is it for me
Faces of /r9k/ thread?
>tfw no socially awkward bf
>>28431817
le sigh this thread again
Nervous looking smile if thats actually u cute tho
>>28431925
>being this new
hey riddit
>banned on /v/ for making a thread insulting the new battlefield
>>28431796
/v/ is pretty shit. I tried making a thread about cod once and it got deleted for no reason other than cod is a shit game.
Be honest were you just saying nigger nigger nigger nigger?
>>28431796
New battlefield looks fun tho, sorry its not Truck Simulator 2K16 Africa Edition
>wake up
>look in mirror
>still white
>>28431757
don't you hate those mornings when you wake up as a nigger? i sure do.
>wake up
>look in mirror
>still a nignog
>look in mirror
>still not 2D
How do people even feel motivated to get out of the house and meet people?
I think the extreme comfort I have at home here just kills any incentive to do so.
kek. This is what I have to compete with. Why even try?
>>28431750
def a manlet
>>28431750
>You will never be a female and experience that body fucking the shit out of you until you're pregnant.
>inb4 just turn gay and let that god body fuck you.
That thing deserves a fertile female, it's too good for a fag.
Is there anything left to look forward to?
>>28431683
not really. We just have to accept the pain of rejection and defeat until the end of time.
>>28431683
PE5 is coming out soon, also Pokemon SUMO oh and new episodes of Jojo and the manga. Also that Berserk anime might be cool.
>>28431683
nothing that you can accurately predict.
good moments are happenstance.
A vacation can be miserable.
Sitting out on your back deck can be amazing.
Money and success can cause a rift between brothers and sister, fathers and sons.
A lack of financial obligations and upkeep of nice things can be freeing and rewarding.
There are no absolutes.
ahh, who am i kidding? maybe i'm just a loser. maybe i should just give up. maybe it was always inevitable. maybe hope was a passing phase. i just seem incapable of living. who knows what's wrong with me. what'll society do with someone like me? my faith in God has been shaken, i feel completely alone and forgotten about. perhaps death is what i'd prefer.
Don't worry. Things will get better after high school
>>28431724
thanks friend
i'm almost 24
>>28431764
If you're in a rut, change your situation. Do something drastic, like move somewhere far away. Something that will change you so much that you could never go back to the way you were. Go somewhere that will change your perspective on life. Join the peace corps, or the french foreign legion
>tfw SO lies all of the time
>choosing someone that lies all the time to be your significant other
gee i wonder why your life sucks
Ask her if she fucks other dudes
>>28431589
>having a SO
>tfw not being constantly punished for being such a worthless piece of shit
How can I get another person to physically and consensually harm me? I'm afraid if I pay someone, they'll call the police and I will have to go to a mental institution.
>>28431451
Where do you live? If you are in the bay area I will let you beat me to death
>>28431451
Just ask a woman on a date.
She'll be sure that you're punished for looking at her, unless you're Chad, which I know you aren't.
>>28431451
Find a partner and subtly make them fond of the idea over time
>tfw nobody to break your arms and fuck you in the stomach with a knife with your hands nailed to the wall and legs being crushed by huge cement bricks
;_;
