>"Anon, why didn't you bring a plus one with you today? Dont you have a girlfriend"
>>28431945
O-oh I'm just playing the field, ya'know?
I've got my +1 right here, you depraved harlots
>>28431945
>tfw that mommy will never be your gf.
Who cares about the two whores in front of the milf?
>>28432057
heheheh desu
>>28431945
I didn't think there'd be enough room, what with all your fuckhuge noses.
>>28431945
Oh, I'm too busy with spending all day sitting in my shit-stained underwear browsing an anonymous imageboard complaining about how I think the women I like want to fuck a guy called Chad instead of me and how being a useless NEET is so much better than getting a job and doing something with my life
Poo poo pee pee, mommy
>>28432117
What the fuck do I owe them?
"I just broke up last week... yeah! crazy bad timing... i know right? you wouldn't happen to have any single friends here?"
>>28432154
Who, the hypothetical women?
It's questions like that what make you /r9k/ spergs so unappealing to women
>>28431945
How fucking hard is it to just say "nah not at the moment"?
smhtbh
>>28432318
don't you have a bull to be prepping about now, dudemeister
if you made it out to that party or whatever it is and can still bring out a word standing before these three, you will be able to tell them that you are still looking for the right one
