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Who /baked potato/ here?
>>28426932
Needs tuna... and cheese.
I need someone to post a picture of a child with downs smoking weed.
i only eat the best food my country has to offer
Do you ever feel like you're too attracted too women?
dont u wannajus cover her body with ur man goo? all over her gnghghgnghghgh
>>28426900
Yeah I wish I wasn't attracted to them at all so I wouldn't be reminded I'll never have a gf everytime I see a qt in the wild.
I feel like I have a healthy and natural attraction to women.
>tfw your little sister is 5'10" at 14 years old
What kind of foot game is she putting on?
She'll most likely stop there.
Women stop growing in terms of height at ages 14 and 15.
It will all be feminine appearance growth from here on out.
She's a tall girl
I'm pretty Filthy Frank just release a suicide note in the form of a song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ani_6IRV20A
What do you robots think about this? Is Joji finally going to end it? does anyone with the art know-hows want to decrypt what he's trying to say in this song and explain it in layman's terms?
>>28426748
He posts shit like this constantly, stop being retarded
>>28426748
Mixing Asian and white genes always end in Rodgers and Jojis. Nothing new here to see.
He literally said at the end of the song
I dont give a shit, dont take this seriously
I often post my own posts on r/4chan.
>>28426746
to be honestt
I bet you're going to post this thread on /r/4chan you slimy cunt
>>28426746
kill yourself
uber original
>The phenomenon is due to users finding ways to get the most possible attention with the least amount of possible effort. Gaming knows this as min/maxing. Why work to present something really interesting, when I can get just as much attention lying before everyone realizes I lied?
Sound like some place you know?
>>28426730
>>Sound like some place you know?
Yeah, Earth.
>>28426730
Did you just copy-paste a reddit comment
>>28426873
>muh website wars
>reddit baaaaad the chans gooood
>recognizing a reddit comment in the first place
blow me kid
How achievable is the idea of living in complete isolation from society? I'm not talking about sitting in your room all day. What I mean is complete and total isolation from everything human forever - people, fucking social media, any kind of interaction with other humans.
Virtually null. Probably go to a third world country then hide somewhere.
You'll either get found by some tribe or terrorist group, die of a disease of predator, or realize how stupid your request is but you'll have no way to leave and find you way to civilization.
>>28426794
Is largely incorrect. If you've got a really good amount of starting money, it's completely possible to get some acres of land out in bumfuck nowhere (midwest us, most of canada, etc) and just farm and hunt. You'd probably have to go to a shop every few months for specific supplies, but otherwise you'd be on your own permanently.
>>28426702
If you want to while still living in the first world you'd still have to maintain minimal contact with the outside world.
You would need a ton of money and you'd have to make it without attracting fame.
Cheating without getting caught has to be one of the easiest things to do in life.
Everytime you find out about someone cheating is because
1. They confessed
2. Their partner found some email/text/account.
3. Someone snitched.
4. Condom laying around or similar.
Cheating is so fucking easy, go to backpage, text a girl and go to her place, fuck her then leave and it is impossible to get caught unless your partner followed you there, even then they won't know for certain unless they saw you in the act.
It's so damn common to hear about people being caught cheating, but really. I'm sure that the vast majority of people who aren't found cheating, still do it.
It's just too fucking easy, all you have to do is not be a dumbass and you can fuck other people without consequences (unless you get a STD)
and?
(Oregano Pizza)
Thanks for reminding me why I never want to be in a relationship.
>>28426726
I'm just letting you know so you can stop being paranoid about it.
just assume she's fucking other guys, even in an open relationship where we disclose who we're fucking. We STILL don't tell our partner every single encounter.
Go look at Tobuscus, he had a model tier GF, and was in an open relationship, she broke up with him because he kept fucking girls without telling her. He lied about how many women he was fucking.
Everyone does it, it's just some people get caught.
I lie to my partner all the time, talk about how loyal I am but I still cheat.
Learn the game and you'll be much happier in life.
>i dont care ;)
>your opinion is irrelevant ;)
>you know nothing about me ;]
>at least i am sincere and dont try to cover that something sucks :)
>this is the way i am ;D
>i dont give a fuck
>if you dont like it you shouldn't speak with me
>i don't care what you sayin'
>don't mess with me ;)
/r/obots do you also know women like that - young, cocky brats that takes everything personal and must, just MUST tell you that they doesn't care in every discussion?
How can I make bitch like that stop being annoying? How can you take care of "nihilistic" and "ironic" white knights that protect those women because they flirt with them and talk about sex?
Not much you can do. Just don't associate with these people.
>Using the smiley without the carat note
>>28426615
You don't. It's a maturity thing. They're going through puberty and trying to establish their independence. Give them a few years, and it'll pass.
I think my problem is that I don't have a language I'm truly fluent in.
My dad always spoke to me in french, and my mom spoke to me in spanish. I lived in germany during my youth and went to study in spain after graduation. Now I work in France.
As a result I am "fluent" in French german and spanish, meaning I can have a conversation with anyone from those countries for 2 minutes and thay would think I'm a native. The problem is there isn't 1 language I FULLY master. I'd say I master 98% or 99% of each language but I sometimes miss some precise words or expression that come naturally to normal people. If I spent 1 hour talking to someone, there will always be 1 or 2 times I'm frustrated cause I made a mistake or couldn"t find the word to tell exactly what I meant
I'd like there are any anons like me and if they have tips on mastering a language.
I try to read a lot but it doesn't seem I make enough progress
tl;dr: Tips to learn a language
>TFW I spend so much time on the Internet that I prefer English over my native language
I remember one time when people on irc thought English was my native language.
>>28426593
Fucking songa with kinder
French : read Cioran, and classics like Moliere, Jean Racine, etc.
German and Spanish : I don't know.
If even Millenial Woes got a girlfriend despite being like 5 feet tall and insane, why can't you /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZuKismKj_c
Well, /r9k/, what's stopping you, tell me how can someone who's clearly into non-mainstream shit this deep and he's a complete sperg get a gf and you can't, tell me.
>>28426571
>handsome
>well spoken
>well read
>went to art college, so can bullshit about lots of things
hol up hol up.
since when? hope this doesn't affect his channel. he needs to finish his rotherham videos
Why have you not joined ISIS yet, robots?
human consciousness is spooky as fuck.
Those people are in an objectively shit position, they are in a living hell.
And yet they seem content and happy, much like those pictures of North Korea.
I know this sounds cliche, but our situation might not actually be objectively better, we might just believe it so, because there certainly are issues in our societies too.
Do our minds play a collective trick on us to make us believe that our "turf" is the best?
That's pretty cute though I would look for one that doesn't cover her face, gotta admit though even the eyes of a women can be deceiving as hell to a man, women are powerful creatures that can control with their simple looks. It's insane.
>>28426529
Cos fuck pakis
>Mom found the umbilical cord collection.
>dad found the booger magazines
>>284264
But what if... there never was an umbilical cord collection?
>>28426423
I'm sure my mom keeps a piece of my umbilical cord stored somewhere along with my baby pictures
Why does everyone go fucking nuts about hot wings now? Is it the new bacon meme?
>>28426418
What are you talking about? Wings have been a normie thing for a while
Who doesnt like hot wing. It's finger licking good.
>love it with blue cheese sauce
I don't get the obsession with chicken wings. their greasy as fuck and stop tasting good after like 3 of them. 3/10 food.
When I get out of school I'm going to try to get a job developing sex and companionship bots. Since Neets and robots are basically the fuck bot market what would you guys look for in one personality wise.
It will vary from person to person really.
Some will prefer a submissive maid-like fucktoyfu while another will look for more companionship or romance.
>>28426305
>love me
>be loyal
That's it. We're done here.
>>28426332
What they're working on right now is a 'Tay' AI which could converse with the user and develop a personality based on what their user desires.
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