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>yfw new radiohead album
post yfw thom goes full rick
radiohead sucks, i don't get all the fuzz
>>28422158
I thought this too but Ok computer is really good, I just had to listen to it like 10 times before I "got it". I still can't get into any of the other albums though
>went to a cancer support group yesterday
>I don't have cancer but I can guess what it feels like and it's not a big deal
>tell everyone there that they need to stop making excuses and wallowing in self-pity, and that they should just get some sunlight and chill out and be themselves
>one of them starts crying lmao
>tell him to man the fuck up since this is a hole he dug for himself and that there are kids starving in Africa right now while he eats three square meals a day so what the fuck does he have to cry about
>then I notice a bald fucker so lazy that he's sitting in a wheelchair
>haul him up and kick his wheelchair away and tell him that if three year-olds can figure out how to walk, so can he
>fucker's so lazy that he doesn't even take one step, just falls down
>everyone's getting mad at me for stating the hard truth and telling me to leave
>as I walk to the door I scream out that cancer is a meme illness and that they're a bunch of deluded babies
>they push me out into the hallway and lock the door to their little hugbox
Fucking losers lmao
>>28421773
okay robert
>/r9k/ talking about depressions or anxiety
>>28421805
That's the joke, you fucking little retard.
The babby cup is liv (hitbox) - today, the robots face off against /vr/ a potential 6 point in our group. Tune in at 18:00 UTC / 2:00 PM EST to follow our match!
Next matches:
vs /c/ - May 14h, 18:00 UTC
wiki: implyingrigged(DOT)info
/vg/ thread: >>141427406
>me in charge of linking things properly
>>>/vg/141427406
Bump, we're on in 30 minutes,
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New summer op image edition
First for huskies
>>28421727
post PSD plz, I want to do a night version
Third for america
I WANT
A FUCKING
GIRLFRIEND
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND NOW I'M TIRED OF NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND WHY DO I ALWAYS NEVER HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
THE NEXT TIME I PASS SOME STUPID SMUG IN-LOVE COUPLE ON THE SIDEWALK, PEOPLE WILL DIE
SOCIETY WILL PAY FOR THIS WRENCHED INJUSTICE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28421507
just B urself and you'll get one in no time buddy :^)
>>28421507
go gay or b urself
only options
>>28421507
Didn't you die a couple of years ago? Coming back for more Elliot?
Who /MacDonald Triad/ here? The 3 pillars that characterize serial killers/psychopaths/sociopaths
Enuresis is bed-wetting after age 12 (grade 5)
all I did was set fires with friends
I like animals and hunting doesnt qualify as animal cruelty
I hardly ever wet the bed (as I remember)
I wet the bed until I was 18. Only recently have I gotten a hold on the issue.
Never fucked with animals or set fires though.
Psychology is a sham ran by the pharmaceutical jew. Nothing they say ever stays consistent and they literally fake studies to get drugs pushed through.
>>28421374
>The "triad" concept as a particular combination of behaviors linked to violence may not have any particular validity it has been called an urban legend.
Whats your current favourite reaction image /r9k/?
sums up response to everything i see here
>>28420767watch me swooce right in
I've never seen a funnier photograph.
It's mother's day. What are you doing for your mommy gf today?
>>28420752
Fuck, I wish I had a hot mom...
>>28420752
WHO HERE /MOMMY GF/?
>>28421038
You can just get a hot mommy gf~
Red flags names for males
post them up
I'll start
>Jonathan
>>28420574
Can confirm, my brother's name is Jonathan and he's a raging faggot
Punched 2 doors in because I was studying and wouldn't spend an hour cooking when he was watching a movie.
>>28420574
>Javier
Shane, all shanes are massive cunts
Anybody impressed with how far trumps made it? I was rooting for him from day one, but even im impressed.
>>28420490
I am too, he might not win the office but its amazing how far he's gotten with so much hate he gets. Truly an alpha male.
>>28420490
>being surprised that Burgerland is full of racists
>>28420490
I've been a fan since September or so, and yeah, I am so pumped that Cruz and Kasich dropped out. It's impressive, and exciting, that now we don't have to worry about the GOP pulling tricks and nominating someone else at the convention. There was a large chance that they could play with another candidate, but now that Trump is the presumptive, it's a guarantee that he'll face Hillary.
Pizza killed him/herself?
Fuck, s/he seemed fun ;_; wanted to talk to her/him one day
Did he/she make a thread? Number?seeing him/her was my motivation to start tripfagging, kinda a senpai to me
Just say "it"
Also fuck off tripfag, you filthy fucking normie
*sighhhhhh*
heres what you came here for
(You)
>>28419641
i hope he did kill himself, but knowing him, hes probably spreading the rumour for attention
Anyone else hating this hot weather?
>>28417959
Of course.
>Wake up in pool of sweat
>Can't enjoy morning faps because too busy sweating even with fan on full blast
>Finish shower
>Sweat
>Go for a drive
>Sweat
ree
Winter:
>can't go for long walks because it's fucking cold and windy most of the time
>less uv-rays makes me depressed, no motivation do do anything
>sky is overcast for weeks
>trees look bland without leaves, nature looks like Fallout
>it's getting dark at 5am
I don't like sweating but summer is way better
>>28418886
Long walks in summer suck ass because of the heat. In winter after 20 minutes of walking you warm right up and it feels great
When rating someone's chances just assume they're a stereotypical robot, unless they describe themselves.
I guess that this is also a way to see if you should lower or higher your standards.
My standards for a gf are:
>At least 4/10
>Not fat, chubby is okay
>Christian or at least open to conversion
>Not entitled
>Introverted
>at least tolerant of anime and vidya
I like to think I'm a 5/10. I study mechanical engineering, like anime and vidya and am Catholic. I might make a mixtape for fun somewhere this year. I don't really have anything else going for me.
>qt
>hates private property
>hates government
>nice
>knows how to cook
>reads anarchist books
all i ask famalams
>>28417698
>qt
>hates private property
>hates government
>reads anarchist books
>all i ask famalams
superior taste comrade.
preferred qualities of potential mate
>6/10min
>music tastes include progressive rock, alt rock, jazz, art rock, or any other non-pop genre
>if long haired, knows how to braid own hair
>allows me to touch/stroke her hair
>if can cook, is willing to teach me how to cook
>preferably non-religious, however if religious, not bent on making me follow religious practices/ converting me
>open-minded
>not-entitled
>not high-maintenance
>preferably in design/art industry as well
I think I'm a 6/10.
>I study design and will go to a design university after serving two years in the army. >Watch anime. generally dislike japanese culture, so I'm starting to question the purpose behind me studying japanese for 3 years.
LETS MAKE SOME WAIFUS
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
HEY, I REMEMBER YOU FROM OMEGLE
Time to create my japanese anime girl harem!!!
>>28416418
yaaaaaaaaaaaay
i need more qts
>>28416413
Ay, not loading for me for some reason.
Ok faggots, this thread is important, you have to list your:
>gender (m/f/mtf/ftm)
>age
>gender of the date you want/have
>what is your height
>what is the ideal height for your date
>what is the tallest/shortest you're willing to date
>are there exceptions to your above rule(if you do, then what is it?)
go
>>28415846
M
26
F
5'6"
<5'6"
no limits
Why would I care about someone's height? Only girls care about height.
>>28415846
>cis female
>19
>either but preferably male
>5'4
>6'3+
>idk
>idk
Idk
bumping this bitch
