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Girl's really don't give a shit about your looks, but they absolutely LOVE to laugh. If you make a woman genuinely kek she will fall for you robots. It's THAT easy
Does it count when they are laughing at you?
>>28424071
kek
if it counts then i am a fucking player m8
Yeah but I have a shitty sense of humour and people think I'm serious when I'm joking around. Or they just don't get the joke.
>hey, anon
>uhmm...
>I... I don't know how to say this, but...
>wanna get dinner this evening?
how do you respond?
I'd ask her why is there a bowl full of dicks to her left.
no, put a shirt on you whore.
>>28424012
hmmm I never noticed that
My girlfriend' legs were shaking after we had sex last time. Is it a sign for good orgasm or can they have it even if they don't have orgasm?
It's a sign of natural selection. Basically her pussy was shaking your unworthy cum out of itself to prevent further degeneration
>>28423878
That's a subconscious sign of contempt.
>>28423878
Is your "girlfriend" a woman you accosted in a dark alley?
In that case it is a sign of fear.
What would happen if I put on a mask, threw acid in a random woman's face, and ran away as fast as I could?
you would get away with it if you live in the UK
What would happen is that you would reach a completely new low. Thats pretty pathetic brah, even for /r9k/
You would become a hero. A masked crusader fighting for justice. Do it at night so there's less chance of getting caught.
Any of you lads made it? Like have a gf I mean? H-how did you do it? How did you meet?
>>28423846
I killed myself and woke up in heaven with a gf by my side.
having a gf isnt making it, it just makes everything harder
met on /vg/, added each other on skype, skyped a lot, met, and fugged.
This took like 2 years though
>Guy at work
>Smelly
>Loud
>Obnoxious
>Is married
>talks to multiple women at work, although platonically, gets hugs and shit from them
He goes on about nothing at all and smells fucking awful yet somehow has a wife and female friends. To be fair, I haven't smelled the women I see him talking to, they could be dirty as fuck as they don't dress like other women are kind of 'alt' in a way, but still even dirty people should be avoid dirty people. I'm fat but I make sure that I'm clean and don't smell musty. It's just fucking awful knowing that even smelly obnoxious assholes are able to befriend people because they're loud.
>>28423818
is he good looking or above average at least?
that explains 99% of everything
>>28423818
maybe he has tmau. smell his piss to confirm
>>28424016
No. He is shorter than me, and I'm 5'8". He's not much smaller than me and he looks like a clown(big round nose, bushy eyebrows).
Is Denver a good city for robots? A little about myself:
I love weed
I'm liberal
I'm a book worm
>>28423736
who cares? in 100 years nobody will remember you ever existed. unlock your front door, stay in bed and order pizzas and poop out the pizzas into your bed until you run out of money or someone enters your house and murders you.
We have weed, quite a few decent bookstores, and due to commiefornian migration we're getting more liberal by the second.
I'm leaving for Wyoming because shit's getting expensive, but it sounds like you'll love Denver.
Lots of little indie venues and shit, population is going to boom soon but for now there's quite a bit of peace and quiet if you know where to look.
>>28423817
he's got a point op, I just got back from unlocking mine
/comfy/
Let's get started brobots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blqGxVsofdo
itt: people who don't understand people like people do. i.e. robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Qo2-vQXQ4
>>28423678
What happened? No one wants to be comfy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPGxYXWhCzM
ITT: Annoying Housemates
>Be me 20 y/o
>Fell into mild depression
>Lose job, owe like 800$
>I make that in 1 month of working, easily
>Figure I need to get my shit together and start at macdonalds for a job, get hired
>My fat piece of thrash housemate keeps reminding me of the rent
>I fucking know im behind, thats why im working again
>Keeps annoying me with it, landlords knows im working again
>I just wanna bash her head in
Any other robots experiencing annoying housemates?
>>28423612
>I just wanna bash her head in
>her
That's your problem right there. Never share a flat with a woman, it's just terrible.
>>28423657
I actually live with 2 females, with the fat one being annoying as fuck, she has almost no friends,
while the other is chill as fuck
My room mates in college were neckbeards like me, but they were the most disgusting and messy people I've met. It made me sick to open my door because the common area was like a giant trashcan to them full of nothing but beer bottles and pizza boxes and dirty clothes
I could smell when their door was open
>tfw weeb
>tfw poor
>tfw cant into weeb stuff and vidya because poor
How can I make cash online to buy my weeb stuff?, It doens't have to be legal..
>>28423534
sell pictures of yourself to people who love fat, desperate weebs
>>28423534
>How can I make cash online to buy my weeb stuff?
>Online
Get a damn job, you son of a bitch.
I used to scam kids on steam for 400 dollar csgo items, but now that went to shit because theres a lot of secure sites to buy ingame shit.
How dose this picture make you feel?yes, they are bf and gfyes she is underageyes, they fucked
>>28423525
Feel about what?
Indifferent
Like I wanna see them both die horribly I guess.
access to primeteenpussy is what makes the 3rd world tolerable i guess
>shut in neet since 16
>22 now
Even if I somehow turn my life around and become a normie, I'll always have that as a blemish on my life, any time someone asks about what I did after I left school my answer will be 'literally nothing for over half a decade'.
>>28423520
so, what's your problem?
not even the tiniest bit of a reason to not turn your life around, just an excuse.
>>28423520
did a 5 year shut in period two years into my bachelor's degree. out of it for almost two years now, doing a major now.
don't you think you'll be more likely to be happier in 10 years if you end the shut in than if you continue with it?
>>28423520
>any time someone asks about what I did after I left school
Nobody asks that anyway.
Post non-normie animals.
the black bear
I think this is some kinda big dog
Stacy: "Aaah it's a spider!"
Me: "No don't kill it, there will end up being more bugs overall."
Chad: *squish*
It's my birthday
After finally leaving the underage status I can now browse 4chan legally.
Still a depressed lonely loser with no friends or a chance to succeed at life.
>Pic related
me right now
happy birthday anon
mate you're 18 and dont think yo have a chance to succeed at life? lmao your life is just starting mate you have plenty of time to sort your life out
>>28423458
Happy birthday to you -- I hope you will have a nice time as an adult. <3
>>28423458
You'll find your niche
>"Alright class, it's time for the dance unit! Everyone pick your partners!"
>"We're gonna do a group activity today, so find people to partner up with!"
>>28423301
I always got teamed up with the other outcasts, so there was little problems.
>>28423301
>try to casually weasel my way into same group as oneitis
>"I think they would rather have you in that group, anon. we already have too many people."
