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You now have the ability to stop time for ten seconds. what do you do and why? physics only works along the plane of time, so any active forces also stop when time is frozen
>>28423749
Dedicate the rest of my time to finding a way to go back into the past
how do I into JoJo?
>>28423800
watch the anime then read the manga
>anon are you still a virgin?
how do you respond?
yes, because of cunts like you
get acidfaced NOW
dat face is several shades lighter than dat titty
>>28423733
eat my asshole you fat pig
So what's the point of even trying to get a girlfriend if she will never be perfect? You can just have a pretend relationship with an anime girl or celebrity and they can be everything you ever imagined, as opposed to some shitty, insecure, annoying real girl who is probably really bitchy and a 5/10 at most.
sex obviously.
>>28423669
>Pretended relationship
You are a lost cause.
>>28423685
What's the point of sex if it's not with someone who's perfect, and that you love with your whole heart?
It's just masturbation using someone else's body.
>mommy is making me get my drivers license because I've been putting it off to long
how am I supposed to be comfortable going 80mph just a few feet away from retarded normies on their cellphones driving 3000lb killing machines?
>>28423602
beats me, froggy
>tfw actually want to get driver's license but scared of people on the road and road accidents
I see it as riding a bike, but the consequences of falling off of it can be way more devestating
>it's okay anon you play all those dang video games so you can definitely learn to drive a car :)
>go to America
>step out of airport
>see this
>"Well howdy, shoog! Y'look starvin'. Why don'tcha hop in mah wagon and we'll rustle up some grub. Hope ya like grits and possum. Cornbread too if y'play yer cards right! Mama's kookier than a three-legged prairie dog but hoo-whee! She sure do know how t'fix a mean supper! Maybe later we can pop some varmints out back with m'daddy's Bushmaster. Now don't that sound fun?"
wat do
>>28423515
master her bush
>>28423515
sage to hell
Obviously I try and play my cards right so I git some cornbread. Also I try to fuck the qt country girl. I don't even care if it's a shotgun marriage, she will bear my children.
Looking to get over mine because she's ignoring me, and it's not the first time either. We would talk, which would make me extremely happy, and then she'd just ignore me for a week until she's ready to talk to me again. I'm tired of this. I'm just going to ignore her until she's begging me to talk, otherwise I'll just cut her off. No point in a one-sided relationship.
Some motivation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdnYedTpToA
bump
or
ega
no
how is that not original
You have to realize that you are just a side character in her story, she's the protagonist in yours.
She probably likes you as a person, considers a good friend etc but nothing more.
Either accept this or move on.
>>28423996
This is exactly why I'm just going to ignore her, not because I'm mad and want to get back at her, but to see whether she cares enough to keep me around
>ask a fat fuck that fucked a black qt anything
Yesterday night I went over to a black qt's place and spent the night over, after meeting her on Tinder, and just being honest with my intentions.
Turned out she was a sweetheart and kind of into me.
>pic related
I'd rather remain a virgin than get into bestiality.
Why is your house a mess?
Why do you care if a girl is kind of into you when you just want to fuck her then leave her?
>>28423003
how fucking wide is that cock
>tfw INFP
>life is suffering
>>28422998
>INTP
>grew up in korea
>>28422998
Normie xSTJ with zero lateral thinking capabilities INC to tell us all how MBTI is bullshit in 3...2...1...
INTJ master race here
origonal
What do you think about this?
Why did they do it?
I remember there was a black dude here on r9k who didn't kill himself simply because there was nobody to take care of his cats.
I think they do it because they're black. That's just how all black people are.
>>28422939
He was probably fucking them or something
Also cats can take care of themselves
60% of domestic cats run off to live a life in the wilderness
>that family that would drink milk with every meal
>>28422653
>implying there's anything wrong with drinking milk
>being this much of a fucking faggot
>>28422653
Fucking weeaboo faggot
>that kid who drank skim milk and was short
ITT we share motivational/inspirational stuff and tell each other why we should move forward.
>25 yo
>complete failure in a dozen ways
>spend 90% of my time hating myself and life
>still trying to find a reason to go on
Help me and help yourselves.
>>28422626
Let's get this party rolling peoplez.
>>28422626
23 here and I'm going to be you if I keep living.
I just don't know what to do.
>>28422626
>tfw 20
>tfw can see my life going into a downward spiral
Are you prepared for the end of the world?
It's going to happen soon!
>>28422597
What is dis?
>>28422644
Canada like three days ago.
Alberta is hell
My girlfriend and I went to an art exhibit yesterday, r9k
>>28422518
was that girl aware you took her picture?
>>28422518
Wow. That's really cool and interesting!
Looks like a shit exhibit. None of the art on the wall is particularly interesting to me and the girl has an ugly face
What are you listening to, robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ
Sound of tinnitus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsF0dM0FvuY
>>28422325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc9mfvBZxdQ
It is like, whoa.
I am a woman, you can ask me questions, but they can't be w2c gf questions.
> qualifications: dirty vagina
Why do you think anyone here cares about anything you have to say?
>>28422066
Nice dubs.
What do you drive?
>>28422105
Because robots love talking about women.
>>28422122
Not bad yourself. I have a bike.
