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We did it.
Ran into your 'pure introverted waifu' Eliza on omegle and I have proof that we have ridden them for good. Read the screenshots, you'll be filled in.
We did it.
We actually fucking did it.
Big thanks to anyone who helped us report the illegal child porn shit that was going down here. Today this place is significantly less filthy because of your lack of laziness that night, helping myself and a couple other anons organize screenshots, posts, ect. Let's celebrate ITT!
part 2/4
original celebration
part 3/4
Eliza LEGALLY cannot post here anymore! Orbiters going haywire!
yea we totally btfod them amirite
i had a great time contributin to the cause and thanks to my skills ithe results were over-satisfactory
>a girl will never do this to you
Just kill me already
Maybe robowaifus in a few decades, OP. Don't KYS quite yet!
>>28429102
NO! go home, I'm not felling good.
>>28428945
>>28429102
I want this so bad. All I want is a clingy gf that likes to cuddle.
>died a virgin and a murderer
wew lad
He had a car...
>>28428869
What I don't get is why he didn't rape one of the girls after shooting them so he wouldn't be a virgin when he died.
>>28428895
Which he never got to use much after dying. Besides if your parents bought it for you it doesn't count.
>Click on /soc/
>See a camwhore thread
>Browse through it
>Every girl in there is white
As a white guy, this feels bad. I prefer white women to all others, but why do they have to be so slutty?
>>28428831
Sluttiness is worshipped by men in women
Being demure has no benefits cuz you guys cheat on us anyway. You shame the sluts while you're jerking your cock in the other hand
>>28428831
>why do they have to be so slutty
They're in higher demand, that's all.
>>28428896
It isn't worshipped. It's just that sluts have completely mastered the art of being alluring to men sexually, which makes things difficult for normal girls as they can't really compete on that front any more.
I don't want to be dating a sweet girl and hear nasty stuff like "I want anal".
There's also the fact men feel paranoid that unless they're into being insanely dominant, women won't find them attractive.
HAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH ROASTIES ABSOLUTELY BTFO
lol
>Terrified mother saves her five-year-old daughter's life by pushing in her tooth to help her breathe after she broke her neck in horrific accident on waterslide in Turkey
>Adele Olcer's daughter fell backwards out of rubber ring and hit her head
>Zara, five, was unconscious as she continued down water slide in Turkey
>Adele, 41, got her daughter into recovered position and cleared her airways
>She spent three weeks in hospital before returning to UK to make recovery
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3579592/Quick-thinking-mother-saves-life-daughter-five-breaks-neck-Turkey-holiday-waterslide-accident.html
Horrible cunt get off my board.
How is she btfo? A little girl got injured but then recovered because her mom knew what to do? That's not roasties btfo.
Girl a cute. How did she come from that hideous ham beast?
>fell for the wagecuck meme
>finally stopped being a neet after 5 years of getting my bachelors in econ
>80k starting at a fortune 500
>830-5 job
>NO time for anything fun anymore
Does it get better?
>>28428729
No life sucks and that's why theirs alcohol with any luck you'll settle down with a 6/10 have a kid or two then get divorced lose half your shit and live in a studio apartment .
Nice salary, but no it doesn't get any better. Even the money doesn't numb the pain.
>>28428729
Why hello adult Anon. Well, from what I've heard from older adults, it doesn't get better until you retire.
So continue working till you're like 65 and you have like 20 years left of fun and doing whatever. That is, if you can survive to 65.
This fucking bitch on tinder almost got me to give my debit card info to some scam site called verify 2 meet. I've been skype messaging her all day, but now that i know the truth, i want revenge! What should i do to troll the shit out of her?
>messaging a bot all day
baka desu senpai
>>28428686
Getting fitted for tux for prom
Kys
>had a conversation with a bot all day
dude
you are thick
Nietzsche said this of marriage:
Men in their twenties should have a wife/partner who is older, in her thirties or forties. She should be a transition between the mother and the maiden. She should be the moral superior of a young man, already having raised children of her own, so that she can educate him in the ways of love, romance and life in general in ways that his birth mother cannot, for the birth mother cannot be truly honest with her son.
When a man reaches his thirties, his relationship with his first wife should begin to fade and become purely maternal in nature, he would be as an adoptive son. She should love it when in his thirties, a man finds and marries a young woman in her twenties. This would be the woman that the man would have children with, the man would educate this girl and teach her how to be a good wife and mother in the same way his first wife taught him to be a good husband and father.
Then as the man enters old age, she too must leave him, and become the motherly-wife to a new twenty something. The elderly shouldn't have spouses since they'll end up domesticating one another into a routine. Partnerships should be more fleeting.
So now realize that the whole mommy gf, daddy bf thing is not a new meme. Even 19th century philosophers recognized this as a superior way of doing relationships.
Cool. Where do I get my mummy gf?
>>28428664
Nietzsche is meme himself
>>28428664
what a fag. schopenhauer is better
I have this morbid curiosity about CP
should I kms?
>>28428622
That would be the obvious solution, yes. Do the right thing, OP.
there is literally nothing wrong with pedophillia
>>28428743
t. Pedo
All pedos should be sent to an asylum or just save some time and kill themselves.
I think my Chad friend is cucking my other friend, like 99% sure. Should I confront him about it?
Confront her about it. Make her buy your silence.
>>28428607
She's a broke ass whore. She basically leeches her life through my buddies and the last time she had a job, she quit within 2 weeks.
>>28428673
>Is there SOME OTHER WAY I could pay you anon?
>tfw no milf gf to fill up
;_;
>>28428379
I want to spank her bareback style
>tfw no mommyfu gf to jerk me off when she changes my diapies
kill me
>>28428433
The first part of that was alright.
What was your first kiss like, anons? how old were you? what did it feel like?
>>28428331
It was more the release of having done it you know. Kissing is cool, but only if you're like sad and need to feel better. It is actually a wierd ritual when you think of it.
I was 18.
>>28428380
well, technically I was 13, I practised with my best friend. We did some wierd shit together. But he was kinda cute and we always had a physical, play fighting based, relationship. He was always open for anything, he must have fucked like a million girls in highschool until he made that ugly bitch preggers. Poor guy, I should have protected you Jacob...
I was 17, it was shocking, it was immediately a huge weight off my shoulders and it was a life changing experience
and then I grew sick of her and dumped her and haven't had a gf since
How do you stave off the impure thoughts?
>>28428294
be raised by good,christian, white parents
it's not your fault OP
Go with God. If you truly follow him, and beg for his forgiveness. He will help you give up bad habits.
>>28428294
>would rather fuck the puppy
>pure
Er..
Have seen her anon?
is every girl a midget now?
>>28428287
>Wearing flip flops to flaunt her undoubtedly sexy toes
Asking for it.
she probably got womannapped and is now working on backpages for her drug dealer and pimp who is undoubtedly an african american male.
tfw unapologetic toxic lol player
>>28428268
same here :^)
also but not entirely relevant
I go on CS GO
>>28428326
being toxic on a microphone? hardcore.
>>28428268
So...You're just the average LoL player is what I'm getting from this.
Also:
>Current year
>playing LoL
Made me chuckle.
