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is /r9k/ smoking on anything dank right now or planning to?
>tfw bout to roll up a fat blunt of loud and then watch the new ep of Game of Thrones & Silicon Valley on HBO while I smoke it
talk about a sunday funday bros :^)
Weed sucks, acid is the real fun
>>28430399
both are fun
but combined theyre a god tier combo
t. experienced druggie
I have some shitty Sour Diesel. It doesn't really get me that high but it's still better than nothing.
Who /shitjobbutpaysgood here
Hate my job sinces it's in sales but the money is pretty good(cleared 75k last year)
I have a shitjob that pays like shit, actually.
What do you sell?
>>28430254
One of theajor soda companies
who /easyjobbutpaysshit/ here
hey /r9k/
am i ugly desu?
i'm on ma period and it sucks! :( what about you? how was ur day?
someone pls respond!!
i am lonely :(
nah, you're slightly above average. you would be quite pretty if not for your bulbous nose.
i'm hungover and i have to go in to work in a couple hours. i'm dreading it.
i'm so aloneeeeee and no one wants to talk to me
I think the one fact that ultimately and comprehensively demonstrates that women are intellectually inferior to men is the fact that alot of women date and fuck black men.
Whereas it is so uncommon to see a smart white man date or be seen with a black woman.
This is because men are not instinctive and basic beings, they actually can see black girls are undesirable.
Whereas white women are mentally lesser and will date black men.
Similarly, if you ever see a black woman with a white man, you can 100% bet that the black woman is about as far from being black as can be, and is smart and desirable enough to achieve dating a white man.
Whereas white girls that date black men are usually trailer trash and literal retard tier.
This is not a coincidence.
White women are stupid enough to be with black men. But white men are smart enough to avoid black women.
What are your thoughts on race mixing?
>>28430138
Yeah it was one of my first redpills on women. That and they'd date really fucking ugly white men. It caused me so much anguish as a teenager. Now I couldn't care less about women apart from their holes, no emotion involved like there used to be.
>>28430208
Ironically, this probably makes you more successful with women.
Women don't want emotional guys, as much as they will claim they want a "sensitive" guy.
They want a guy who is indifferent to them most of the time, whilst occasionally giving them positive affirmation.
>>28430138
I wonder how many white women across the planet had a black penis enter one of their three orifice s while you were typin this. It has to be more than 10, judging by how long it is and how mad you are. How does that make you feel that as your pudgy, pasty fingers were tacking away at your keyboard, at the exact same momen a pair of rosy red white lips were wrapped firmly around a thick black cock?
99.99% of users on this thing are subhuman trash. I was just looking for someone to talk to and I got blocked by 4 girls just for saying hey. This is where even the most disgusting mutants demand a perfect Chad.
Can't tell if people on this all are just trashy or it's some kind of tinder meets twitter type of thing where there's just no holds barred to what anyone says.
Will post some amusing shit I see.
Warning, some of these pictures might make a robot cry
Wait for it.. Wait til you see this mammoth
Aaaaaand there she is
What do you robots think of my lil bro's drawings?
Not bad for a 10-year old eh?
>>28430068
he regurgitates everything he sees on the internet, kids these days are pretty political lel.
The art aint much but i think it's quite cute.
third one for the thread
>tfw ten year olds have more skill and creativity than you
Thanks for reminding me OP.
>write well thought out post with emotional energy packed into it as well as references to prove my point
>not one (You)
>>28430029
That happens to me all the time on this board. I think its just this board op I always get (you)s on other boards
who cares redditor, stop thinking 4chan has a karma system
>actively seeking (you)s
Plebbit has an up vote system. Go there
How old were (you) when (you) had your first orgasm?
>>28430028
I was 25
>>28430028
Very young, I'm talking around 6-8 years old I think. I was allowed to watch horror films when I was a kid and the sex scenes would give me a full erection even then. I didn't know what sex 'was' but the moaning and groaning of both the woman and the man would get me aroused. I would lie on my stomach and rub my cock on the bedsheets until i orgasmed, I would do it all the time. I wasn't sure what it meant it just felt amazing.
>tfw I was probably the first one to be "sexual" amongst my friends and I've ended up the deprived frustrated virgin
Welp.
I was 21, it felt so amazing I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes after cum squirted out of my dick.
What animes are you watching robots?I don't want to live anymore
>>28429935
The one you'll watch with me
>>28429935
>>28429992
Bandage! Aoi! I missed you guys!
>tfw sudden timewarp to 2015 r9k
>>28429992
>Bandaid
what the fuck is this? Isn't your name Bandage?
Guys I think I know a place where we can finally have just robot threads.
Unfortunately it's on 7chan, but think about it; it's a dead site where we won't be bothered and it's too slow for the normies
N-no one?
Really? I thought you guys would jump for a normie free place
>>28429899
Isn't there 7+1chan and wizard Chan though? What makes 7chan special? Why so many channels anyways?
>>28430015
Wizardchan is full of grumpy cunts who'll get pissed if you so much as say one wrong thing and cripplechan is still relatively active.
The reason I picked 7chan is because it's totally dead, the last post was on Monday, it'll be like a robot refugee and the site'll be so dead that no one will interfere with us, not even the mods are around
>you will never be a tourist in prague visiting a fuck house
>you will never switch with your bros and fuck them one after another while cuming on the ground
why even live you faggots
looks pretty degeneret
>Posting my fetish
You've got any more?
>>28430415
go on xhamster and search for prague fuck house
>mfw INSPs think they're special
>they're literally women
>they can't into logic like proper men, hence why they aren't accepted as such
Feels good to be an INTJ
>>28429813
My INTJa
>this is us btw. "you" is the INSPlebs
INTJ the literal masterrace
Im guessing you mean INFP. There actually was an INFP out there who has famous for being one of the most courageous and skilled officers in the vietnam war. Dont discret people solely based on mbti.
Im INTP-A myself btw.
Realistically, what's your worst case scenario?
Become homeless and kill myself.
Be a level 60+ wizard
>>28429762
Being borderline suicidal for the rest of my life, and not either just straight up kill my self, or have my life improve.im too much of a pussy to fucking kill myself
Legit question: why do women have such shit taste in music?
>music
Why the fuck do people get so prideful or asspained about musical taste? Is it because music is the lowest form of art?
>>28429729
Hang out with better women, op.
Instead of the normies or ''metalheads''
>>28429756
Its not only music. Movies, television, art, everything. Why is their taste in general such shit?
What is the most horrible thing normies ever did to you?
>>28429642
I walked past a parked car with a girl standing beside it with her dad(?) sitting in it. When I walked past he said "watch out or that man will get you" and started laughing.
>>28429642
I got talked behind my back all the time.
>>28429642
The worst thing /r9k/ ever did was convince a significant number of robots that "normies" exist.
