Who is the most insane internet personality in 4chan's history?
>>28435352
l am. AMA
Hanz
He was a literal schizophrenic
/k/'s Antman.
I'm in love with Aubrey Plaza am I not a robot anymore ?
You can be whatever you want to be. Heck, nobody on this board is a robot but call themselves as such. Have a nice day, anon.
you're a redditor now my son.
go spread your redd-it wings
>>28435341
meme crush for a meme life
>only thing I like in this world is my truck
>accidently backed into a light post with it today
I fuck up everything in my life. I wish to die.
Anyone else have a shit day or a shit life in general?
>shit life
Oh ya
What kind of truck is it?
>>28435331
we're being a little overdramatic here arent we?
Anon, I'm worried about you man, you've change
>>28435309
Dog, i'm worried about you man, you haven't touched your kong in weeks
>>28435309
Don't worry pal
It will end soon
That's what going from a NEET to a wageslaving student does to you, dog.
>mum found the dingo dildo
>uncle found the sperm fern
>Sister found my fister
>Evil twin found the phlegm sheath
Let's have a real discussion between self improvement and self destruction.
Like many of you, I'm sure, I am at a point where I know I can either destroy myself or make myself into something great.
Like most of you I am smart, with a little work could be /fit/ and have the ability to manipulate good boy points at will. I'm also at the point where it all seems really meaningless (edgelard). I know I could have a good life by putting work in (Workmaymay) but using the knife on my desk I could just cut my wrists right now or walk down the hall way...
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Also since this is such a subjective topic I think we can all agree that there is really no answer to "Why am I here?"
>>28435234
Haven't killed self because there are still things I need to see through. Once they are done I can complete.
>>28435260
Sure there is, two people fucked. Do I have purpose is more accurate.
>that one guy whos super weeb but gets all moralfag when it comes to loli
Is there a worse person?
>>28435217
>Is there a worse person?
Well you haven't been murdered yet so I'm plum out of answers.
>>28435217
>Is there a worse person?
Well
really
you haven't been murdered yet so I'm plum out of answers
>>28435256
Rude
rudeblox
How to overcome marijuana addiction?
you stop smoking it because marijuana is a mental addiction which means your just an addict in general and should find a different outlet
Recognize the superior taste of alcohol.
replace with heroine addiction
>eating a giant bowl of cheerios, blasting Springsteen and reading /r9k/ threads, knowing you won't have to go back to school ever again 2 weeks from now
Does it get any comfier than this?
>>28435072
Yes.
Becoming a NEET is the TRUE comfyness.
I'm glad I dropped out.
Now I can focus on mastering the art ofsuicide.
>>28435095
This.
I remember when I was a NEET, shit was cash. I know it's stereotypical and all, but I literally had a sub for breakfast everyday
Daily reminder that you will never get a cute girl pregnant!
>>28434988
>pregnant!
>!
fuck off
>>28434988
i got 3 girls pregnant that I know of, all aborted.
i did fuck about 50 girls without a condom who i don't talk to anymore though so i might have kids.
>>28434988
>implying i would ever want to
>implying i would want to be broke forever
>implying i even want a gf
>your mum will die in your lifetime
>>28434905
>you know you're going to die young yourself but don't know when
>tfw it was last year
>>28434905
I know this feel.
>>28434944
Supposedly were going to have irl avatars in 2045 that allow us immorality.
Who /wax/ here?
>>28434900
ayy lmao just picked up 2 gs got my pen loaded getting faded
>shitty chinese rebrand pen with silica wicks and questionable materials
SHATTERS N DABS BRAH!
SHATTERS. N. DABS.
>oneitis tells me she has a crush on chad
>wake up sweating like hell
god that was a terrible fucking nightmare
dreams do come true
>dream I'm having sex with oneitis
>wake up, we're not having sex but I'm sleeping in the same bed as her
>Fuck this shit, surely this must be a dream too
>we start having sex
>wake up alone
Fuck this life
When i was working with my BF and my oneitis i would have constant dreams that they would fuck in front of me in the middle of a baseball field.
Can someone recommend me good robot movies like pic related?
>>28434892
>good robot movie
>perks of being a wallfaggot
>>28434892
that isnt a robot movie you failed norman
>perks of being a boipussy.
>make post
>no one replies
>even on /r9k/ you are an outcast
Post your dick and/or asshole right now.
>>28434908
Have both, this dick is a complete asshole
>>28434884
post a pick of your butt and i will become your friend