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Who is the most insane internet personality in 4chan's history?
>>28435352
l am. AMA
Hanz
He was a literal schizophrenic
/k/'s Antman.
I'm in love with Aubrey Plaza am I not a robot anymore ?
You can be whatever you want to be. Heck, nobody on this board is a robot but call themselves as such. Have a nice day, anon.
you're a redditor now my son.
go spread your redd-it wings
>>28435341
meme crush for a meme life
>only thing I like in this world is my truck
>accidently backed into a light post with it today
I fuck up everything in my life. I wish to die.
Anyone else have a shit day or a shit life in general?
>shit life
Oh ya
What kind of truck is it?
>>28435331
we're being a little overdramatic here arent we?
Anon, I'm worried about you man, you've change
>>28435309
Dog, i'm worried about you man, you haven't touched your kong in weeks
>>28435309
Don't worry pal
It will end soon
That's what going from a NEET to a wageslaving student does to you, dog.
>mum found the dingo dildo
>uncle found the sperm fern
>Sister found my fister
>Evil twin found the phlegm sheath
Let's have a real discussion between self improvement and self destruction.
Like many of you, I'm sure, I am at a point where I know I can either destroy myself or make myself into something great.
Like most of you I am smart, with a little work could be /fit/ and have the ability to manipulate good boy points at will. I'm also at the point where it all seems really meaningless (edgelard). I know I could have a good life by putting work in (Workmaymay) but using the knife on my desk I could just cut my wrists right now or walk down the hall way and blow my brains out and it would all just end.
Religion doesn't really come into it but the idea of Hell admittedly does but more prevalent is the "what if". To me at least.
What's stopping you? What's pushing you closer?
Also since this is such a subjective topic I think we can all agree that there is really no answer to "Why am I here?"
>>28435234
Haven't killed self because there are still things I need to see through. Once they are done I can complete.
>>28435260
Sure there is, two people fucked. Do I have purpose is more accurate.
>that one guy whos super weeb but gets all moralfag when it comes to loli
Is there a worse person?
>>28435217
>Is there a worse person?
Well you haven't been murdered yet so I'm plum out of answers.
>>28435217
>Is there a worse person?
Well
really
you haven't been murdered yet so I'm plum out of answers
>>28435256
Rude
rudeblox
How to overcome marijuana addiction?
you stop smoking it because marijuana is a mental addiction which means your just an addict in general and should find a different outlet
Recognize the superior taste of alcohol.
replace with heroine addiction
>eating a giant bowl of cheerios, blasting Springsteen and reading /r9k/ threads, knowing you won't have to go back to school ever again 2 weeks from now
Does it get any comfier than this?
>>28435072
Yes.
Becoming a NEET is the TRUE comfyness.
I'm glad I dropped out.
Now I can focus on mastering the art ofsuicide.
>>28435095
This.
I remember when I was a NEET, shit was cash. I know it's stereotypical and all, but I literally had a sub for breakfast everyday
Daily reminder that you will never get a cute girl pregnant!
>>28434988
>pregnant!
>!
fuck off
>>28434988
i got 3 girls pregnant that I know of, all aborted.
i did fuck about 50 girls without a condom who i don't talk to anymore though so i might have kids.
>>28434988
>implying i would ever want to
>implying i would want to be broke forever
>implying i even want a gf
>your mum will die in your lifetime
>>28434905
>you know you're going to die young yourself but don't know when
>tfw it was last year
>>28434905
I know this feel.
>>28434944
Supposedly were going to have irl avatars in 2045 that allow us immorality.
Who /wax/ here?
>>28434900
ayy lmao just picked up 2 gs got my pen loaded getting faded
>shitty chinese rebrand pen with silica wicks and questionable materials
SHATTERS N DABS BRAH!
SHATTERS. N. DABS.
>oneitis tells me she has a crush on chad
>wake up sweating like hell
god that was a terrible fucking nightmare
dreams do come true
>dream I'm having sex with oneitis
>wake up, we're not having sex but I'm sleeping in the same bed as her
>Fuck this shit, surely this must be a dream too
>we start having sex
>wake up alone
Fuck this life
When i was working with my BF and my oneitis i would have constant dreams that they would fuck in front of me in the middle of a baseball field.
Can someone recommend me good robot movies like pic related?
>>28434892
>good robot movie
>perks of being a wallfaggot
>>28434892
that isnt a robot movie you failed norman
>perks of being a boipussy.
>make post
>no one replies
>even on /r9k/ you are an outcast
Post your dick and/or asshole right now.
>>28434908
Have both, this dick is a complete asshole
>>28434884
post a pick of your butt and i will become your friend
