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Red flag for guys
>he doesn't drive a fancy exotic car
>>28432555
You aren't even trying.
>>28432555
>drive a Porsche
>open the door for gf
>she's clearly wearing panties with that miniskirt
Dropped.
>>28432582
Nice try, we know boxster drivers only date other men
>starting to feel attracted to 13 year old sister
Please help me. She tempts me with her slutty clothing. What is wrong with me.
You're not the first guy to be attracted to his sister. Just don't act on it. How old are you btw?
>>28432548
Early 20s. I've been looking at her pictures on her facebook nonstop recently. I used to be in denial but oh well. I need to stop this,
No biggie. Just keep it in your head for late night faps
>hate walking around by myself
>hate being in a crowd of people
>especially hate empty and deserted streets
who here /hates leaving the house/ for any reason at least people should know that lonely people exist too
I love empty and deserted streets, and I don't mind being by myself when I'm there
I had an ex who I would go on nightwalks/nightrides (bicycle) with, and I thought I was having a great time because I was with him, but actually I just liked being outside and he made me feel less afraid. Now I know that, considering where I live, most of those fears are bullshit, and I derive an equal amount of enjoyment from just fucking around by myself.
Don't let fear hold you back. Fear is gay.
Still can't stand being around other people, though. I feel like they're all a network of cameras that belongs to some malevolent agent who wants to judge and crush me until I become nobody at all.
>>28432573
>had an ex
kill yourself normalshit
>>28432605
You probably think I'm someone I'm not, m8.
Can't do anything to change your mind.
This is the first time I've been aware of your existence
>>28432431
STOP IT ANON
PLEASEorigami
>>28432431
Huh huh.
*stares*
Because no guys are anywhere near my crippling levels of autism.
PEPE IS OUT
TOBY IS IN
T O B Y
O
B
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why did you name him toby? it's just a pepe
>>28432378
>>>>/s4s/
222bqh
>>28432410
OP here, I'm not the guy who made this, I guess we're both just IPhone fags
>start dating new bitch
>we're talking in bed after sex
>never really talked before
>she can't hold a conversation
>literally L I T E R A L L Y stuttering
>mfw every gf I get is a retard/autist/slut
if you could get a girl in bed without even talking to them first you probably don't belong here
She's just trying to make you feel more comfortable.
>>28432352
get the fuck of my board you fucking normie
/r9k/, how would you rate this trap?
>>28432327
Do you get a warning for violating GR15 or do they still get beyond assmad for that.
>>28432327
I HATE YOU MORE THAN NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28432327
>trap
Ponefag
Go back to /mlp/
That's it /r9k/ I'm going to end it, i have twenty dimenhydinate pills and a couple poisonous looking pods I found on my neighbors property. Farewell sweet robot
>>28432272
senpai don't do it, you're better than that
that's not gonna kill you lol
don't you retards ever google shit before you go through with it
OP, hate to break this to you but 20 DPH pills will do nothing but give you horrible disassociation where you'll have a terrible trip, hallucinate spiders, then (hopefully quickly) pass out and wake up with a splitting headache and liver discomfort. The poisonous pods though I have no fucking idea, might want to look it up on wikipedia or something. But more than likely they won't kill you, it's pretty rare to find lethal plants just chilling out in a neighbors yard.
Anyway, enjoy the awful trip OP, try to make friends with the spider hallucinations, might as well. Maybe take an opiate so you can have a better experience than just horrible nightmarish visions.
>Multiple correct solutions required - please solve more
>>28432265
Chose all steaks. All the pictures are of salads, but one has ham on it.
>that feel when it's already asked for three sets of three solutions and it asks for more
>it's a disappearing images episode
>it's a "select all the street signs" episode
>it's a "select all the street names" episode
>"Anon, Chad got mad at me and kicked me out, can I sleep here for the night??"
okay but i have a strict no-clothing policy in the bed
and bedroom
Okay but the house is haunted. You'll have to sleep with me or the spookies could get ya.
>>28432217
I fucking HATE braided hair and the colour maroon.
What did she mean by this robots?
Are Stacie's really attracted to somewhat nerdy kids?
>>28432204
No. That's just a trap to lure in beta providers.
>>28432204
To them socialy awkward guys are just shy Chads, or Chads with glasses, or Chad that doesn't initiate the first contact.
In other words, you don't stand a chance.
They're talking about a slightly more reserved version of Chad with glasses, not you.
>be me 10 years old
>uncircumcised
>sometimes it's kind of hard to piss but whatever
>have to get tonsils removed
>go into surgery at the hospital
>wake up
>why does my dick hurt
>they fucking circumcised me
>my stupid roastie mother told them to because I couldn't "pee properly"
this shit fucking kills me every day. I could have been uncut.
lol that's fucking cold right there, sorry for laughing but damn
why the fuck couldnt you pee properly just cos you were uncut?
haha americuck btfo. so close, but mommy had to take care of it lol.
Any other robots hate their life? I wish I was born rich, how luckt do you need to be to be born into a family of millionaires or even billionaires? Getting a lambo as your first car and a Bugatti as your second. Its so unfair
A robot with a lambo is still a robot
>>28432111
honestly, I can't fucking stand my life
19 with no college prospects. Min wage job and everyone I work with literally hates me. On top of that, everyone thinks I'm borderline autistic and a weirdo.
life is pain
>>28432152
But a rich robot can have anything
>>28432153
We should work together and rob rich people
>tfw no kape brewing, mukha cleaning, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, daliri fracturing, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>28432040
id rather have a wank tbo
there are verbs in tagalog you know
>>28432040
>filipina
not even white
robots post your favorite movies here
really? that's your favorite movie?
I miss you Christopher come back.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
