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Who /home schooled/?
Was home schooled my entire life and I feel like I was cheated out of life. I might have had a chance at not ending up as a 22 year old virgin had I lived in the suburbs and went to school.
Am I really alone? Some of you must have been bred to be an autist like me.
Please? I just need to hear someone tell me it wasn't my fault.
I was homeschooled and I loved it. I actually do really well socially when I want to I just hate everyone.
Please help me to understand, why did this unattractive nigger piece of shit got pregnant this white girl while i'm on my basement this sunday fapping to fucking anime, all this because the white girls THAT ARE SUPPOSED to be with me won't fucking find me appealing.
what the fuck is wrong with this world, im so fucking pissed. and pls don't answer with shit like "just be yourself" fock off
>>28428197
Because he went outside and started talking to girls its something we dont do he also has that third world mentality where he just has to go for it whats he got to lose? He never had it anyway. But you think like a first worlder and expect things to just come to you buddy boyo
>>28428197
I also forgot to mention youre also fat and gay
>>28428197
I'd agree, but that nigger is standing on a golf course, with perfect teeth and wearing a polo. So I'm assuming the dude is probably a thousand times richer and you. Not to mention he actually communicated with that female. When was the last time you communicated with a female NEETcuck? On a side note, when was the last time you made a "wagecuck" thread you fucking little faggot
>that moment of epiphany when you realize both of your parents are complete failures in life
How old where you when you realized this?
Don't try and argue they aren't as otherwise you wouldn't be here reading this post.
I think I always had a hunch but it finally dawned on me at age 25.
Fuck. Still trying to take it in.
>>28428142
they got invited to my friends parents party and ended up on a table by themselves looking like they wanted to leave
my mums a controlling uptight cunt
my dads a beta neo-hippie
im an autistic anti-social cunt
They're happy. I'm not.
They each had at least one romantic partner. I have not.
I'll go and sleep on this. My head is so full of fuck I can't really comprehend anything right now.
Please share your disappointment in your parents so that perhaps I would feel better reading this thread in the morning.
>185cm
>128kg
How do I unjust my shit?
>>28428083
You're not a manlet at least. Just lose some weight
>>28428083
Lose bit of weight. Even 110 kg is ok for that height
>>28428398
191 cm 90 kg here. He would be a fat fuck at 110 kg even at my height. Are americans just used to be so overweight?
Which of you guys got an extreme circumcision when you were a kid?
I'm talking the kind where there is zero skin mobility and it's just like your penis is straitjacketed its own skin. The kind that was seemingly really common back in the 80's to very early 90's and before.
It's fucking hard to cope with. You wake up when you get nocturnal erections because your dick is so hard and the skin is holding it back so tight that it feels like it's about to fuckin' pop.
>implying im under jew control
>>28428409
The doctor who cut me wasn't even Jewish.
Anyway, this isn't just a bitching thread. Do you guys have any tips for coping with it?
Compensatory mechanisms for sex/masturbation/foreplay?
And how do you deal with the pain of a hard erection that won't go down if you don't have a sock or some lube handy to masturbate?
I'm serious about these questions. I've got a lot of issues stemming from this and its hard to ignore the problem.
>>28428609
Why don't you do a bit of foreskin restoration?
>be fat boy
>go to mcdonalds
>order double big mac meal with double quarter pounder on size. Fries and iced tea.
>waiting
>waiting
>car behind me starts honking constantly
>hear guy call me fatass and to quit ordering the whole menu.
>park car to eat my sadness away
>car park besides me. Its guy who yelled at me. And hes laughing
>drive home crying.
>>28428020
>>order a double quarter pounder on the side
>entree
>on the side
>>28428020
Should've reversed your car into the cunt and seen if he laughed then.
>>28428020
>double quarter pounder on the side
I ate that shit once and I was full for 24 hours and I'm a big guy. How fat are you you fat fuck?
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER
>>28427919
lt would actually be worse
>>28427919
AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG
>>28427919
And wouldn't it be nice to get dubs together
here's a skype thread
join our skype group, we are kind even with normalfags
leave your skype name we will add you
peace
Are there any handsome young lads in this group? I need a cute gaybot skype bf
>>28427909
yeah, some of us are into that shit famm, you can come
Bunk
I posted a thread a few weeks ago about my plan to pay for an escort. I ended up going through with it last night.
I said I'd post about it here so I'll greentext my experience below for anybody interested.
Let's hear it friend.
>>28427858
this thread is the most interesting thing in my life right now. don't let me down op.
interested. I want to get one myself but afraid of getting v&
Are there any women who are just happy to chill and be boring together? It's like everyone wants "excitement" or some other vague bullshit.
Like, I just want someone who shares a few interests, is happy to just sit and Netflix, walk the dog, or whatever. Fuck me, right?
This is most girls. They're fucking boring.
>>28427844
This. Most girls are boring 90% of the time. I'm young and married (wife is 25) and we'll go out and do shit like normal people but more often than not we're fine sitting inside all day and marathoning some show together/browsing the internet only going out to grab some food.
netflix a shit. do something creative.
What was the biggest factor in your life that set you up for failure, IYO?
>Being raised by a single mom
>>28427789
>Being given too much attention by parents
>Not being taught any useful skills like cooking
>Not letting me do what I wanted
>seeing that one clip on tv that made me watch gay porn later for the first time, starting me on a very slippery slope that ended in me cumming while wearing makeup and my moms panties
>>28427789
Being a lazy piece of shit and getting away with it.
who here /indian/
indianbots assemble
I'm Sri Lankan, which is kind of similar but better.
>inb4 designated shitting streets
4chan is so predictable.
>>28427836
thanks for doing it for us.
I purged again
It's the first time I've done it since december
Oh god help me robots
>>28427740
Just keep going until you look cute, you can do it anon.
>>28427740
Just stop doing it, idiot. How hard is it to just not go out of your way to throw up. It's all in your head.
>>28427755
o-okay
do you really think I can be c-cute?
I'll throw up because I want to be cute for anon
Last two digits of your post is how many years until you get a gf
99 get
ori
>>28427888
omigod lel u gots da tripz bruh!
>>28427723
Rolando Originalo
Guys stop with all the vyro hate! Hes a good person, hes just misunderstood. He does not keep a harem of fembot orbiters, hes not a chad, he doesnt drink or bathe in the blood of virgins, and he hasnt cheated on his so called "girlfriend"
>tfw Vyro is actually an alright fellow
when you open the picture and all you see is vyro's neck and lips
>>28427496
Vyro is a dick who cheated on his ex-gf Jody with like a dozen other fembots
He's an asshole normie chad that keeps a harem around
He browses /r9k/, /cgl/ and /soc/ for the sole purpose of building his fembot harem. He's emotionally abusive to any girl he convinces is his GF (he will not let you tell other people though so he can keep another 7 or 8 gfs)
Basically he's scum and he's ugly and I hate him
He will deny all this but its in the archives. Jody already came clean sorry pals
>>28427604
Thats just heresy. Hes just a harmless robot tripfag who wants to make friends and is a bit awkward. Stop with all this senseless bashing
