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Real question here. You're all a bunch of losers so I know there's real wisdom to find here. I have a dilemma. I am engaged to a wonderful woman who'm I've been with for a long time. I met her through a project I worked on after a long time spent just playing the field and Chadding my way through a major city. This woman is perfect in every respect, cooks, cleans, good job, hot, etc. The problem is, there is an old flame from my past, a far less stable girl who I've been maintaining an affair with who wants to arrange this bizarre female led, fetish bdsm, relationship, if an only if I leave my current fiansce and enter a long term thing with her as a chastity slave. We have this whole strange dynamic going for a while and it's become infectious, I can't stop thinking about and I think it might be ruining things with the woman I am actually with. It's taking over my every day thoughts and I don't know what to do. What would anon do?
What would an anon do? Abandon all sense and revv up the chastity cage, truly in spurdo's image. You'd have to be out of your mind to jeopardize a relationship with a woman like that for the sake of indulging your depraved urges. You know that.
Choose one of them or kill yourself.
There really aren't any more sensible options.
>>28425710
Go with it for a while, see how the fantasy plays out, then make a call, fgt
How big is you're Pepe collection?
post your rare pepes youbeautifulwhore
>>28425642
Small but high quality collection.
I only save what I like and think I will post.
My wojak folder is slightly larger..
I do not have a folder for pepes.
I am against centralization of memes, only by decentralizing our memebases will we be able to achieve better freedoms and time posting, instead of wasting valuable time trying to organise the folders.
I'd kindly ask you to rethink your ways, centralization is never good.
>tfw mom is a normie slut
fuck this "holiday"
>>28425634
Today I said to my mom: "All the best"
She said: "No, kiddo, on mothers day you do not say all the best but thank you for raising me"
Me: "All the best must be enough"
Fuck this holiday.
Can I fuck your mom?
>>28425763
I don't really care anymore, oregano chap.
DUDE
ADULTHOOD
LMAO
I don't get why that made you so mad you decided to make a thread about it
>>28425643
It didn't make me mad though.
>>28425643
It made me fucking mad
>tfw have gf
>tfw she wont have sex with you
>tfw even when you have a gf, you still dont get sex
Why life is so fucking shit?
Don't complain about how women aren't pure. You wanted a pure gf, don't be shocked when she saves sex for marriage. Common sense.
>>28425540
She is not pure. We had sex before.
But now we fuck like once per 6 months
>>28425607
You relationship is dying, deal with it.
>be me
>be dat boi
ohh shit waddup
>>28425480
nice twitter maymay
>>28425480
this is a forced meme and deserves to die.
the best thing to do is ignore this forced meme and keep posting pepe.
>armpits smell like Playdoh
Why?
Why does playdoh smell like armpits?
>>28425433
It doesn't my armpits smell like Playdoh. Usually they smell just like BO but the past couple days they've smelled of playdoh.
Really disappointing because I like the BO smell quite a bit. Not a fan of my body's firmware update.
Bumping
What do your armpits smell like anons? Tell me in detail.
Friendly reminder that islam is the true "beta uprising".
Islam will bring back moral values and will put an end to degnerate slut culture.
why dont we make our own sect and remove all that boring prayer/fasting stuff
>>28425407
>fatass detected
original
>>28425344
>Signing up for any religion
Enjoy being a pawn for someone while getting told it's the right thing. Also, you'll be convinced to act like a good goy.
Why would you even believe in any nonexistent higher being?
Would you do this for a woman so she doesn't get her shoes wet?
Would she be more inclined to fuck you if you did so? Or is it just a meme?
I don't want a guy to ruin his nice jacket. Why not carry me over instead? That would actually be fun and chivalrous together.
>>28425291
If your looks are chad, she will see it as a mysterious act of a mysterious, very attractive man and it will make her more inclined.
If not, she will look at you in disgust, walk around it and call chad to tell him what a sperg she just met.
>>28425291
Women today are not worth ruining your jacket.
>pizza killed himself
>hack got v&
>kingblackchad was gunned down in a driveby
>54m50n drank himself to death
>eggman turned into a furry
where did it all go wrong for them?
>>28425268
>himself
Give the dead some respect, faggot. Pizza was a beautiful woman.
Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for
What used to be
I'm not dead gdammit >:c
It's a "member of tayor swift's social media team starts a taylor swift worship thread and keeps pumping it until the other sycophants show up" episode
>>28425223
i always see this girl that looks exactly like taylor swift. i don't know her name though. is it socially acceptable for me to just walk up to her and introduce myself? i can't stop thinking about her
>>28425223
What's wrong with taytay
>>28425787
>what's wrong with taytay
Nothing
Why is /pol/ the most toxic cancer on 4chan?
>>28425144
Because identity politics have no place on a anonymous Japanese cartoon fansite.
>somebody got btfo so hard they made that image
loving
every
laugh
>>28425162
>implying /pol/ doesn't live off those images for their arguments
Post you're waifu, claim you're waifu, prove that everyone else's waifu is inferior
>>28425135
I find her super cute.
#teamErica and #pigeongirl
>another 3D "waifu" thread
you will find no strength in flesh, only weakness
you will find no love in flesh, only betrayal
you will find no comfort in flesh, only solitude
qt girl thread bread edition
The middle one is just so rare looking
this is what anime would look like real
>>28426012
No this is. Get your head right
>racebait, tranny, and anime threads increasing
>tfw /a/, /pol/, and /lgbt/ are leaking into this board
I guess gay racist weebs are more common than you would expect. Just saying, it seems like an odd combination.
>>28425074
>2/3
I'm not racist, but I am a gay weeb
>>28425074
whites will be a minority in the US in 2050 and people are waking up to the fact it's ok to be concerned with that.
Grow up, stop being a mangina.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/kerry-slams-trumps-wall-tells-grads-to-prepare-for-borderless-world/article/2590596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKrlBwyUFt8
There's a war on white people, nations, and freedom. It's all marxist ideologies of racially charged class warfare.
http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2016/03/30/sadiq-khan-there-are-too-many-white-men-on-transport-for-lon
Ultra progressives are destroying the west.
