Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3170. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3170. page
Im bored and there is nothing to do.
Even 4chan is boring as fuck
Im sad and there is nothing to do.
Even 4chan is sad as fuck
jerk off to idols.
>>28424363
go watch panty and stocking (anime)
anything tendies! Share tendie recipes, favorite dipping sauces, tendie stories! Or nug nugs. I've been on a nug nug kick lately.
Going to get tendies in a bit from Wings 101. Should I get them plain or with a sauce/spice?
Please can someone post a tendies recipe please
>>28424404
yeah get plain tendies, great idea. really super idea, just some plain old tasteless tendies. you're totally not a retard for considering that.
Is it autistic / rude to ask an escort if she has any STDs before agreeing to pay her to have sex with you?
She's not going to tell you the truth even if she has had an std
just look on her page and see if it says "clean"
That depends. Do you think lifelong STDs are preferable to feeling anxious for a few minutes?
What is the way to shave off this hair?
>>28424256
with my tongue
Bump
Essere originale o essere originali questo e il problema
burn it off
not even joking.
just lie down in the bathroom on your belly, spread your butt and pour lighter fluid over your ass. be sure to get it between your cheecks too otherwise that place will be spared.
then set it on fire, after 3 seconds of waiting you can jump under the shower beside you and put out the flames.
be sure no lighter fluid runs up your back though. otherwise you'll become bald in the back of your head
Where was your go to spot during lunch in high school?
in the english teacher's classroom to play MTG
My high school was just a few streets away from my house so I would just go home for lunch. Watch TV and jack off before going back to school. Pretty weird now that I think about it
Next to the vending machine, in it's shadow.
Trap feels thread
>tfw anon-kun stops giving you attention when a real girl pays attention to him
I want to be anon-kun's first choice.
>>28424186
Why isn't this thread full of anons either deriding or dick-riding? I'll prime the pump by saying that you are my first choice, trap-chan.
>>28424525
Shut up faggot
>>28424186
Do you think your parents are proud of you?
>tfw hate looking at my face
>tfw can't leave my house
>tfw people I used to be friends with have more important things to worry about and no longer care about me
>tfw old
>tfw no bf
>tfw seriously considering suicide
I have fucking 6 A Level exams in the next month and I have to cram every single one. Anyone else doing A Level exams this Summer?
Yeah me
Bloxxxxxx
>>28424170
Isn't there a containment thread for all of you?
>>28424699
Yep, but it's a cess pool
>have perfectly normal upbringing full of opportunities for success
>become a helpless virgin neet anyways
wew
What exactly do you consider 'helpless'?
>>28424134
quit high school in grade 11
haven't worked a day in my life
never filed a tax return
can't drive
go outside once or twice per month
approaching 20k hours in dota
>>28424113
I know the feeling anon, I lost my virginity, but still in 99% of the same problems.
>white
>young
>bright
>good grades
>middle class
>live on desert island
>live at home
>self-studying so futile may as well be neet
>can't afford prostitutes any more
>can't afford drugs any more
>can't afford alcohol any more
>see the same 4 people
>every day
>every week
>every month
>for the last 5 months
But I got the know how to grow my own tobacco, so hoping to get that going I guess... You got anything going for you to balance some of this hell?
ask a high guy just had the most intense orgasm anything
>>28424066
Do you like updog?
>>28424066
Forced meme and shitpost. I report
Why? Toys?
Living with people is the worst, anybody feel me?
> need to make food
> the kitchen is full of people
> live with a couple
> the bathroom is right next to their door
> need to take a shit
> they always keep their door wide fucking open
>>28424076
Why dont normies ever close their fucking doors, do they even know what privacy is?
>my dad's gf lives with him in her own house which they designed
>no bathroom doors
what stage of relationship is this if you have no problem to take a dump right beneath your wife?
who /diet/ here?
today is my 4th day or so. i'm at 325 pounds but hope im on the right track now. i've been on a 15 minutes walk today and yesterday. todays food were
>steamed veggies
>broccoli fried with very little fat
>some mushrooms
>some low fat natural yogurth
>frozen veggies with egg whites like scooby1961 does in one of his videos
>protein powder to get to my protein intake to the correct level
>>28424017
I wish you good luck fellow fatbro. Started to diet around easter by stopping to eat any candy shit and running like half an hour a day. Has been working quite good for me. I really don't think eating no meat is that much of an advantage though tbqhwyf.
i'm 149lbs
yesterday i had scrambled eggs, toast, and ribs
nothing today so far, what should I eat? I need to lose like 15lbs
>>28424468
Is there any particular reason you want lose weight, because 149lbs seems quite ok to me. What's your height?
Post YFW you get a (You)
>>28424005
mfw i triggered your face when
>>28424005
>don't have a reaction folder
>mfw
>>28424005
I want to cum in Akame's Hair.
Things you like about yourself
>nice eyebrows
>good jaw line
>can grow facial hair
>tall (188cm, dunno how much in retarded feet system)
>lean, but not lanky
>>28423932
> tall, 186 cm
> manly, broad shoulders
Aaand that's it.
>tfw nothing
I don't think I'm ugly but there's nothing particularly good about my appearance either
Hey /r9k/ you fuckin weebs, what should I watch?
samurai champloo tbqhwy famberlamps
>>28423919
Spice and Fox or Black Buffoon (and his psycho friends)
>>28423919
Welcome to the NHK
Also if you haven't seen deathnote or code geass go and watch them.
From that list I'd suggest black lagoon
Is Yellow hair really common in white countries? I am Thai and it is all black hair here.
Inb4 Kim the spammer
>>28423901
Blonde and it is very common among some nationalities (nordics, germanics, etc). It is also more common for people to dye their hair blonde here. That girl has dyed hair, you can see her roots.
>>28423954
A British person I know from vidya said British people are often born with blond hair and then it turns brown as they hit puberty, was he lying or does this actually happen?
White people are weird as fuck if true.
