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How old are you virgins and have you given up yet?
>22
>almost
I've been looking through tinder and even though I haven't gotten any matches, I realise I don't want any matches because all these women repulse me. None of them are what I want in a partner. I know tinder women aren't exactly representative of the female community but they are a common denominator of sorts.
18
I think I could get laid if I really wanted to, but I've taken my vows as a Wizard.
21
it only enters my mind when i visit this board
/justturnedlegal/ still have an ounce of hope because im still in hs
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/07/alberta-wildfire-oil-fort-mcmurray-evacuations
Our own resident Canadafag Vyro has fallen victim to the forest fires.
ITT we hope he get's well soon. Apparently, he's not in too rough of shape but will have lifefong scars.
Burn well pupper
>>28412369
>tfw kingblackchad was killed in a driveby
>tfw hack got arrested by the fbi
>tfw pizza killed himself
we've lost so many recently
>>28412415
>hack got arrested by fbi
Wat
beta male / cringe thread
>making fun of some little kid for picking out a good movie
Epic cringe my man.
>the pussies dry up within a 50 mile radius when this dumbfuck enters
>>28411804
>little kid with a little kid movie
What a fucking beta male! fucking faggot!
>only 60 percent of individuals in their 20s could get the right answer
Welp, I think humanity is doomed. We had a good run guys
>>28411177
it's 1
original comment
i solved it as 10.
>>28411203
Its 1 tho
What is your one true dream, /r9k/? Have you given up on it, or do you still hold on to it and hope someday you can achieve it?
To be a super hero with a robot suit who can fly and shoot electric bolts
I've given up on it but still think about it constantly
>>28410453
To become one of the next great writers. Still holding on, but I feel like this ambition is hurting me a great deal.
I never had one senpai.
I have no purpose.
Shit job.
No friends.
Permavirg.
Former WoW addict.
Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.
Haha you are such a loser
Some day us apprentices will become wizards and then grand mages. We'll lift mountains while pathetic normalshits can only lift their cocks.
>>28409799
try learning how to invest in stocks. Then we can all get golddiggers.
who /jewish parents/ here?
>tfw my dad would give me used video games for Christmas
>>28424857
>Jewish parents
>Christmas
>>28424857
come watch eddboys with me anon tinychat/48nfev
>>28424912
not litterally jewish
Are blowjobs/sex really better if you are uncut?
>>28424787
I'm pretty sure everything feels better if you are uncut.
I wouldn't know though, cause der juden swiped it from me as a child.
>>28424787
Well I thoroughly enjoy them. I don't know how it could possibly feel better.
>>28424843
>>28424787
Idk it doesn't matter it's just a a meme. Sex feels the best for girls so I guess fuck it.
>mfw my penis is longer and thicker than my fathers
My dick may be smaller but at least i dont have a prince albert lol
Can't be true, it's a scientific fact that dad dicks are always huge.
>>28424665
That's a scientific fact... FOR YOU
>$5,000,000 in debt
How can we save him, bros?
>>28424393
i'll suck his dick and change his diapers if he's into diapers.
He turned into an SJW, a cuck, and left us. No mercy.
>>28424393
He works at Google now, he doesn't need our help. He's raking in at least 150k/yr
>tfw the weekly game of thrones episode is the only thing I have to look forward to
wow i feel sorry for you
it got really fucking bad around season 2
>tfw genuinely enjoy it more knowing that the book readers are butthurt that their story is going to be spoiled by the show
>>28424348
When's it on?
Also same
Is it true that if your mother has you in her 30s, that there will be something wrong with you?
My mother had me in her late 30s after a miscarriage, and I am a depressed manlet with extreme social anxiety, dysphoria and paranoia. By contrast, my sister is a successful Stacey, my mother was a Stacey when she was my age and my father at my age was an intelligent Chad at university who could get any girl he wanted to.
>>28424345
no its not true, just more likely.
>>28424345
>My mother had me in her late 30s after a miscarriage, and I am a depressed manlet with extreme social anxiety, dysphoria and paranoia. By contrast, my sister is a successful Stacey, my mother was a Stacey when she was my age and my father at my age was an intelligent Chad at university who could get any girl he wanted to.
fuck, EXACTLY the same here, i have seen the older mother = robot hypothesis a few times.
>>28424345
You are more likely to get genetic defects when women reach their 40s, but I'm not sure I'd that would directly apply to your mental health issues, it's usually for things like incorrect chromosomes and such
>do you ever think maybe watching Chinese cartoons all day is your problem, bro?
But these girls are just so cute
>>28424362
pic unrelated of course.
been coming to 4chan for years, never seen a japanese cartoon in my life.
not even a full episode of DBZ, and i have never been attracted to anime girls at all. AMA
Hey anon, don't forget to call your mommy today
I already did
origibaka desu
>>28424140
Yes, and I sucked her cock just like you did last night.
>>28424140
fuck off ken doll looking mothafucka
When did this board stop being misogynist? What happened?
>>28424051
Normies and attention trips, thirsty betas are thirsty, they can't embrace wizardom
>>28424051
When the normie epidemic of the internet finally reached 4chan
>>28424051
GTFO hate fucker
