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Shit job.
No friends.
Permavirg.
Former WoW addict.
Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.
Haha you are such a loser
Some day us apprentices will become wizards and then grand mages. We'll lift mountains while pathetic normalshits can only lift their cocks.
>>28409799
try learning how to invest in stocks. Then we can all get golddiggers.
26 year old here. What age are you guys going to commit suicide?
If my life doesn't get better by 30, I'm just going to end it.
>>28409799
>31
>$16/hr job til i die
>no savings
>alcoholic, 2 DUIs
>walk everywhere
>have nothing new to say to parents ever
>"got a gf yet"...... "nope"
Finally I just said I have zero sex drive and the question never came up again.
Shit job.
No friends.
Permavirg.
Former WoW addict.
Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.
Proudmoore, Represent.
RIP Ruined
>>28409819
Did the comic sans not make that clear?
seems like the past few... forever i dont know what the fuck im doing. life was this giant sucking black hole of misery getting bigger the more it consumed and i just sat around watching it eat everything up. it wasn't just material things, it feels like it tore thoughts and feelings out of me.
>>28409879
I already lost 3 grand to forex in college.
>>28409880
>30
Same here, famalamlai
>>28409879
Why would you want a woman who you know is only with you for your money? She's going to bleed you dry then divorce you from half your shit the second you restrict her spending
Good job
No friends (literally)
No gf
Addicted to caffeine
Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.
Hey guys, I know this is a long shot but, has anyone taken the GRE?
>Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.
You know, that's the thing that hurts most, to know that my only social contacts, if you can count shitposting on 4chan with as a social contact, are made with literal teenagers.
>>28409880
I'm 21 and I'm planning for age 25 so I don't end up like you poor fucks
>>28409897
I got 1 dui and I had to have a breathalyzer in my car for a year. How bad were you fucked?
>29 years old
>Underemployed
>Work only 12 hours a week
>$9 a hour
>Entry-level retail
>No friends
>Live at home with parents.
>No future or hopes or dreams.
>>28409897
Same but I'm 29
>>28409880
I'm 26 and I think my number might be up. I just can't take the despair of knowing I'm old and failed in life, I'd rather go out when I still have a little life in me. Its kind of like flipping the world off.
26 sounds so much younger than 27. When I think of 27 I can only think of impending 30.
>>28409799
>26
>NEET
>no degree
>havent had a job since i was 18
>no drivers license
>no friends
its over isnt it
>>28409879
Implying people one NEETbux get enough to invest. Usually you get less than a full time minimum wage worker.
>can't stop getting addicted to games
>I can only replace the addiction with similar stuff
>made steam profile private because embarrassed of the number of hours played
>got addicted to this new f2p game on steam that's a pvp version of minecraft
>playing with literal 12 year olds on their mic (I'm 28)
>they actually seem to get my poo poo pee pee humour
>they all laugh at my jokes and think I'm hilarious
>tfw most comfortable hanging out with 12 year olds
daily reminder that if mexican's didn't exist in america you'd be more successful
>>28410071
Nah. We have no one to blame but ourselves.
>>28410032
You could always try becoming a worthless lets player.
>34
>NEET-esque, work 3 days a week
>one finished bachelor's and dropped out of grad school
>few hundred in checking account, no savings
>no friends
why haven't I killed myself yet?
>>28410121
pretty saturated market. besides, i dont have the skills to do that
>>28409799
im 27. have a college degree but i cant find any decent work so i live at home with my parents and work a $16/hr wageslave job at a factory doing manual labor. shit ton of mandatory overtime so im on track to make like $45k/yr. kill me now.
>>28410003
Well I havent drove in like 7 years. I want my license back but I just know ill fuck up again and get another DUI. Then ill get a felony and no jobs hire felons... such the life
Oh if you mean jail time.. none. But that was almost 10 years ago. If you got a 2nd DUI nowadays you probably goto jail for a week unless you have a lawyer.
>>28410136
Emphasis was on the "try", you're pretty fucked either way so you might as well try to win the lottery.
>>28410086
I know you're trying to look tough but thats truly false.
1. Your parents were shit, otherwise they would have raised you to be a better man
2. You happened to be born into a shitty era between two great eras
3. Your country failed you
I have money and I'm pretty much willing to try anything at this point to escape from the hell I'm living in. I've been saving for when I "start my life" for too long.
I don't even know what I want anymore.
>>28410086
less taxes to mexicans = more money to you
>> yielding more kawaii thai bitches / beta white females to import and fuck
>>28410192
Just surrender and buy an Oculus and a USB onahole.
>>28410071
I never consented to this.
Shit job.
No friends.
Permavirg.
Former WoW addict.
Losing my work permit
Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.
>>28410235
Sounds like a plan. It will probably get old after a month like everything else I've ever tried t bh
>>28410164
You should try to get your license back. If you really wanted to drink and drive now you would've said "fuck it" and drove without a license anyways.
>>28410262
nah, this is just the beginning, shit is going to get real in a decade or so.
>>28409897
>>$16/hr job til i die
Woah awesome. Im 30 and I make $11/hour
Where did you find such a nice gig? What do you do?
>>28410173
true.
i thought about going back to school but i dont really see the point. i already got 30k debt.
Great job
No local friends (moved for job)
Got laid a week ago
Former WoW addict
Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.
Life is hard.
>>28410285
I total'd my brand new 2008 chevy colorado... I felt like such a pimp in that truck. Havent had a vehicle since.
>>28410423
You can get laid without having friends? Are you a Chad or did you hire a hooker?
>>28409879
I make over 100k a year and I can't even get green card needing single moms
>>28410360
it costs a lot less to get a mic and record yourself talking over video game footage.
>>28410471
I flew back to my hometown for a friend's wedding and fucked my ex-gf. I'd have a long dry spell if it wasn't for her since I'm too busy with work to date.
>>28410357
I assemble lots of parts for john deere combines. All of the stuff on the outside is actually done by the company I work for. I mostly do the parts on the bottom right of the pic.
If you suck at finding a job just go through a temp agency and they'll get you a job. You'll know within a week if its worth stickin around.
>>28409799
NEET drunk ever day but I'm 24, my life is a joke. See you in a year.
>>28410475
Its not about money for them. If they are fairly attractive/normal they can find a lot of people to get married to. The state and family subsidizing the baby helps too.
The only consistent pair is Trashy white with baby/hispanic male.
>>28410519
Also, I get to play with a literal flame gun with this job. The reason the parts are so green is because I flame the fuck out of them and they turn from lime green to that john deere green. Job can suck sometimes.. just get buried in parts and supervisors are like wtf
>>28410475
If you have money to burn, you need material goods and a decent body to attract women. New clothes, new car, a personal trainer, and a strict diet would pay off in months.
>>28410595
How do you assemble them? Any required experience?
What the fuck did we do to deserve our life?
>>28410692
luck of the draw bro.
you got a shit hand, and you can't always turns lemons into lemonade though Americans like to believe otherwise.
>>28410664
Where do you live? Can maybe help out
Its pretty easy, just assemble some components and tighten them down with tools. Any monkey could do it.
>>28410766
NC. Sounds comfy.
>>28410692
Not enough bootstrap pulling early in life
>>28410766
Oh man.. I dont live in NC but my company is fucking booming there. You will get a job easy if you are in that area or are willing to move.
Try http://www.centroinc.com/Career
there is one NC location.
>28 this month
>military scrub
>last gf of 3 years didn't work out and 8 months single
>blew out back 7 months ago and fucked it up even worse because of military medical being shit
Guess I'll be a 28 year old freshman. At least I'm disabled now.
Got a job as a welder the second I graduated high school. My brother in law got me in with the union. Been doing it for 12 years 34$ an hour. Sometimes I want more from life
>>28410944
at least they let you into the military. Have you ever heard of any exceptions?
>>28410972
Why? You have a sweet ass job that can't be outsourced and practical tenure
>>28410972
>makes $34/hour
>still wants more
you spoiled fuck
>>28410990
It happened while I was in. Slipped a disc. Exceptions to what?
>>28410130
Because there's still hope for you. You have a job right?
>>28411015
cant you just put the disk back in? or use mp3
>>28410130
You finished your degree?
You have a savings account?
You were accepted to grad school?
You're employed for 3 days a week?
I'm impressed tbqh, you're a lucky man
>>28411004
You dont know anything about welding man. I dont do it but I know from watching the other guys that its HOT as fuck and you get black lung. Fuck welding.
>>28411091
Once you slip a disc then it gets scratched and ruined. To late to burn it. Can't download my own original fire.
>>28411024
Yes, just enough to pay my bills though. Trying to save anything is such slow going
>>28411126
How the fuck do you get black lung from welding?
>>28411123
Thanks anon, I'm not trying to appear ungrateful I just wish I could have finished grad school and gotten a degree. But if that has happened I would probably be complaining about something else
>>28409799
> wow addict
Oh poor you, faggot
>>28411188
Are there a any better prospects in your field? What is your degree in?
>>28411256
The fuck did you just call me?
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>29
>no job
>no meaningful work history
>no professional skills
>no girl
>spend my life playing videogames with teenagers because I have more in common with them than I do almost anyone my own age.
I'lll probably end up killing myself eventually.
>>28411376
Wanna make a suicide pact with us?
>>28411274
It's a stupid meme degree that will get me laughed at for even saying it. There are some prospects opening soon actually, I'm trying to get myself ready to apply for them. I am lucky enough to have free time during the week for improvement. But the idea of going to sleep and never waking up is sure appealing too
>>28411236
Shit is toxic yo... get some shit job with no ventilation and you need a paycheck. Have fun with that shit.
>>28411437
I feel the same way... I have a marketable degree but no motivation or drive to pursue something better. Why did you drop out of grad school?
At least we have meat
>>28411587
Looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.
>>28409799
>30
>no job
>lost last job
>schizophrenic
>waiting on social security
>living with parents
>can't drive
>teeth hurt like fuck and get paranoid as hell whenever I leave the house
I never asked for this.
>>28410071
yep. over 80 billion dollars goes towards illegal immigrants annually. Shit jobs would pay more, however the labor pool now is so diluted they can get away with paying below poverty wages.
>>28411538
It was more like I was pushed out, to be honest. I had a sizeable scholarship and then the school pulled some shit saying that I never went to a certain class and they kicked me out. I found out later that others with large scholarships had similar treatment. Ahh, the joy of private institutions.
>former wow addict
were good at it? i was an addict too but i never got into a serious guild because i was too autistic
im 24 btw
>>28409799
>over 19
>posting on /r9k/
>unemployed
>no friends (even everyone online hates me)
>no hobbies
>no drive to do anything
At least you have a job OP.
>no friends
>no job
>no prospects
>don't remember my last conversation with another person that wasn't me buying something
>95% sure I've never talked to a girl
>live alone
>have STEM degree that is useless when you can't face the world
>>28409880
I'm just waiting for my parents to die.
>>28409799
>27
>tinder date booty call coming over in 30 minutes
>never done anything like this before
>live in the country and shes driving 45 minutes out
wish me luck bros, I took a shot of scotch courage an am nervous af
Only had sex once 2 years ago.
>>28411954
Oh, also I'm 31
>>28409799
30, shit job, live with parents, bachelor's degree
I just can't seem to get a decent paying job / gig / income / whatever to pull myself out. It burns me up when I see some lucky fuck in their mid 20s who are affording their own house and everything because they somehow landed a good paying job.
>>28411954
>just waiting for my parents to die.
Literally this. My dad is 70, my mom is 64. I probably have another 10-20 years to go still :/
>>28410944
24 almost 25 year old here and thinking about joining the Navy. How is military life for robots?
>>28412002
Same here, they don't deserve more pain and shame on my behalf.
>>28412018
Find a decent rate to join in as and you will succeed. Robots do the best in the navy when they don't an hero. You will be forced to interact with people and that is honestly the hardest part. At least for me. If you have an idea what you want to do I can help you choose a rate.
>>28411835
Thinking back honestly? No. I would have kicked me if I was in charge. I was the "main" offtank. I wiped them several times on the first raid I attended.
>25
>NEET since 2012
>zero friend IRL
>never had a job
>my dad going to stop working in a month cause too old
>only ever graduated from high school, looking for a way to give uni another shot this year
>tfw will have to study with 17 years old kids
Only good thing Ive done in 2016 so far is losing weight, from 110kg to 85 so far... so at least I'm not obese anymore.....
But I still feel depressed with zero fucking motivation... and I feel as worthless as ever.
>>28412093
I was thinking about going for IT or nuke but I'm dumb as fuck so I don't think I could get in those rates. Just score high on the asvab right?
>>28412137
i'm on the exact same path except that i'm still a fat fuck with 95kg
Anyone feeling nostalgic about the mid and late 2000s? God I miss that period of my life.
>>28412159
Keep it up brother, at least you can be somewhat proud of the slightest little thing, I guess it helps.
>im gonna pop some tags only got 20 dollars in my pocket
>>28409799
>former wow addict
I feel ya anon, at least the game's shit now so even if i resubbed i'd stop playing after a week
thank god they closed nostalrius, i wasted 6 months of my life on that shit.
If blizzard opens legacy servers it'll be the end of me
>>28410071
How so matey?
>>28412198
what are you planning to study? i'm assuming you're not american because of the kg meme
>>28412196
Not really, I didn't have friends back then either but when you're at school you're forced to watch friendships develop.
That sucks, at least I'm free of all that.
>>28412154
Yeah don't go nuke because they have the highest suicide rate and the toughest school. Their drop out rate is as high as the seal school. Ctn is network defense. Security jobs are really good once you become a civilian again so instead of being IT I would suggest that. If you have a high enough asvab for a job and they don't have it available when you join just refuse to sign and come back a week later. IT is one of the worst jobs if you don't plan to stay in for 20 years. It's moderately easy but you won't learn anything about IT while you are in.
>>28412232
I'm not even sure. Maybe trying to become a high school teacher or getting in the animation industry, since I'm a weeb I'm pretty interested in that shit but idk, might be a pretty fruitless type of career.
And yeah I'm french.
>>28412117
what raid did you do? i've always wanted to do one with a guild, i mainly played healer btw, disc priest
28
recovering alcoholic
went to a good college (duke)
went to a good grad school (columbia)
worked for a couple years
graduating now with a decent job
still FUCKING MISERABLE
the SSRI doesn't work
nothing works
girls hate me
>>28412288
I raided from Karazhan to the end of Icecrown. Tier 4 with one guild, the rest with another.
How did you guys became NEETS and what was the initial reaction of your parents? it just never crossed my mind that i'd be a neet one day, it all happened so fast.
>graduate from highschool as normie tier
>drop out of college
>work at a shitty but decent paying call center for 2 years
>get fired out of nowhere
>no willpower to go back to uni after dropping out
>best paying jobs i can get without a degree are 90% call centers
>tfw been a NEET for 9 months now
I lied to my parents, they think i've only been a neet for over 2 months and that i'm looking for a job, so they're not that mad right now, but i know that eventually i'll be forced to either get a job or gtfo.
>>28412287
damn i'd never have the balls to be a teacher, just imagining myself being in the front of a class makes me shiver
>>28412368
not the anon you responded to but i taught abroad for 3 years and it was fun but i burned out HARD, it's exhausting spending your workday basically giving a presentation to people who don't want to listen
>>28412364
well i'm pretty sure my parents take pity on me so they don't really ask questions, they think i'm still trying hard to be less autistic and i'm just too shit to actually change
i dropped out of college because i'm too afraid of people, hardly a solid reason but there you have it
>>28410062
I added up the hours of all my rpgs ive played and it came up to over eighteen months ive spent staring at a screen over the past decade. All i could do was sigh and then turn on my ps again
>>28412368
Well neither do I, to be honest, I dislike social interactions, and Im certainly not fond of kids but it's a pretty easy job otherwise, requiring minimum knowledge, lots of free time and holidays...
And it beats doing nothing. I just give my future self the task to deal with my current issues.
Do you have any plans yourself m8?
Any skill you could work on?
>>28412364
>>28412451
>it's a pretty easy job otherwise, requiring minimum knowledge, lots of free time and holidays...
My nigga. Teaching is such a comfy job if you choose at your preferred level.
>>28411835
>you will never progress Ice crown citadel with your guildies again
>you will never hear their screams of joy after you finally beat arthas
>you will never talk to them again
just fuck my shit up senpai, the reason why wow went downhill after wotlk is because they killed the community with their stupid cross realm bullshit and LFG. that's it, that's the whole reason people want legacy servers back is because they felt alive, and blizzard will never understand that
>>28410184
>between two great eras
>implying the future will be "great"
>>28409934
>forex
Serves you right desu nya~
>>28412380
>>28412451
well if it's not too demanding and if it gives good money it seems ok, also teaching little kids doesn't sound that bad i think
what subject would you teach? the only thing i'm mildly good at is chemistry btw
>>28412479
Hopefully it'll work out, it's pretty much my best option at this point.
>>28409880
>tee about to become 30 on May 15th
>no gf
>no job
>crippling neurological disorder
>failed in every aspect of life
Still I've got hope cause nothing is impossible to God
>>28410519
>You'll know within a week if its worth stickin around.
>tfw always get kicked out three weeks in b/c not charismatic at all
>>28412516
Maybe french or something language related, would be the easiest for me I guess... or some PE teacher if I ever get in shape... sounds like the easiest job in the world.
Chemistry sounds like the kind of stuff that would need 8+ years of studying to end up with a lab job.. but if you have an interest in it maybe you should go for it.
>>28409799
>25yo
>due to health problems and switching courses i'm only doing my bachelors this year when i already should have done masters
>uni work taking 10-15 hours on week days and around 8 on weekends
>literally no time to get a job
>still live with parents and have to ask them for everything
>terrified that after i graduate i won't be good enough to get a job and pay them back for everything
>i love them so much
>>28412364
I think I just burnt out from the stress of having no friends, no gf, no motivation for what I was studying and just fed up with life, normie girls giggling like whores and feeling so out of this world.
My parents really didn't accept it at first, then forced me to see a therapist which was pretty pointless, then they pretty much gave up on me and are just letting me live under their roof until they can't pay the rent anymore... which will probably be in a few months...
Being fat as fuck my whole life didn't help either, always made me insecure as fuck, growing up in a shitty nigger neighborhood wasn't great too.
I wasted my youth but Tbh it feels like there wasn't any other way...
>>28411376
Jesus, are you me!
>same age
>same hiring story
>same thing with teens
What's you personality like?
>>28409799
> 38
> v-card
> need money
> don't care about gf - I probably couldn't handle losing one if I got one
>>28412364
was neet since dropping out at 16. Going to college in my 30s only temporarily suspended my neet status
>>28412211
How's WoW come to be so popular?
I loved Warcraft I, II & III
But WoW has such awful graphics and little display of game. It's like playing an enhanced version of Minecraft
early 30's
permaNEET
hikikomori
never had friends
KV
depressed since the age of 7
fat
can't enjoy anything
shit memory since I was a kid
I haven't had an actual real life conversation in years, I'm starting to forget my own language. I wonder how many people even know I exist.
>>28412840
This is my situation exactly.
fuck I'm praying for all of you
>>28413050
No one cares about your pity. get over yourself you sanctimonious cunt
>gotta keep wageslaving for the next 40 years
>parents gonna get old soon, gonna need to devote a bunch of time and money to taking care of them since only child, while continuing to wageslave
>gonna end up 50, tired, and alone in the world
Not good senpai, still trying to figure out the way out of this one.
>>28412364
Sigh
Happened last August. Had worked as a primary school teacher for 3 years. Man, that was hell. If one doesn't like the job it just won't work out. There was no mercy. Kids nowadays are mean and truly evil. Few of a bunch still have some innocence
From this nightmare I wanted to quit 2 years ago but didn't had the guts. I finally did and my mom started crying saying 'it's so sad having a son who hasn't done anything with his life...'
It was awful because my parents don't believe I'm actually ill though I'm in meds
They have been harassing me since then and treating me like s dog
>>28413002
Jesus mate I feel you
How have you been able to cope all these years?
Who /wouldbehappyiftheyhadmoney/ here? It really is one of the only things that matters in life.
>>28413231
I don't care for money but I need it to get out of my parents house and stop being a burden
>>28413231
I would be happy if I had money and was deaf.
>>28409799
>posts in 25+ thread
>not even 25+
>Permavirg.
fucking normalfag
>not being a perma khv
>former WoW addict.
>former runescape addict
>still play vidya for an extensive amount each day
I dont want to be here or posting in these threads when I am unironically 25+
>>28413214
I just study and browse shit all the time. Keeping busy keeps me from thinking about suicide.
26 here.
I broke down today and prayed to god, but the doubt of his existence is always there, I just want to change the world.
I'm tired of being a virgin and hate my job. I might have money down the line because my brother is going to be a doctor. I have a few friends here and there, but they are usually busy and can't hang out.
>>28413654
He hears you anon. You just gotta let him in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBcqria2wmg
>>28409826
Mountain dew is the only lifting you will do.
>>28409880
When I'm 50.
Oregano and thyme.
>>28410233
Wouldn't those taxe monies also go to imported wives?
>>28412364
>>work at a shitty but decent paying call center for 2 years
>>get fired out of nowhere
this happened to me
i worked a shit admin job in an office for 2 years and then got laid off. i had it coming but yeah, ostensibly it was because we lost a big client, they laid off a bunch of people. some worse at my job than i was, but whatever. now i am a depressed neet that has done odd jobs for the past 6 months but my bank account is basically drained.
your life is my life.
i guess i have to sell my car. but its going to suck not having a car. at least its summer soon...
Burned out on work, depression, and anxiety. Lost the only girl I'll probably ever have a relationship with. Had to move back in with my parents. Can't stand most of my old friends anymore and burned bridges being a hysterical fuckshit with the ones I'd actually like to still be friends with.
Turning 30 in August.
Gonna try therapy and meds to see if they work before I decide whether I'm gonna an hero or not.
>>28413231
>Who /wouldbehappyiftheyhadmoney/ here? It really is one of the only things that matters in life.
Well, of course, all my troubles are due to lack of money. You can do everything with money. I only really need a modest amount that would stop me from being focused on not being able to do even the most mundane little things in life and obsessing over when exactly I'll have to kill myself to escape fucking poverty.
But nope, even that's too much to ask for.
>>28411587
I don't eat meat anymore and when I did I didn't eat that kind.
>>28412571
holy shit bro, i'm turning 30 then too. have a stuttering problem. not sure if failed...I have a job and STEM degree...but I'm too fat/poor/lonely for a gf
>>28410357
I'm 31 and make $10/hr. If I wait six more years, I'll make about $15, because of my state's minimum wage hike. By "wait," I obviously mean "decide to continue living."
>>28410512
>>28410423
Just because the original post didn't state "no normalfags," doesn't mean it wasn't implied.
>Got a job that pays me $13 an hour
>Still live with parents
>Still fat
>Still have no friends
>about to turn 25
>depressed kv neet
>really ugly as well as being crippled by anxiety and paranoia
>can't stand to go outside
Think I'm just going to end it at 25. There's no hope for me.
>/Robot/ but ended up being 'forced' into turbo normalfag tier job
>Just want to read yankii manga and die early but don't care about anything
>Everything is boring, everything
Basically just spend every day waiting for the day to be over. It's quite calming not being worried about anything though, that's a big bonus.
>>28417980
>2016
>being ugly
Why not just roid up and get surgeries so you can be a real human being?
>>28418007
Roiding doesn't change your facial flaws. Surgeries take money which a neet robot doesn't have.
>>28418026
>2016
>not having money
Why even live if you're too stupid to even get money?
>>28418058
If it's really so easy anyone but a retard can do it, why don't you enlighten us friend?
>>28418058
You seem to be lost. Where do you think you are, normalfag?
>>28418088
>find something you don't hate doing
>get other people to pay for it
You can literally get money for filming stupid videos where you make fun of retarded articles and shit on the internet and putting them on youtube for crying out loud.
>27 yo virgin
>small penis
>unemployed
>no work xp
>live in the same house I grew up in with one of my parents
>>28418140
>>find something you don't hate doing
>>get other people to pay for it
It's rare enough to find something you hate doing and still be paid for it.
27
Job pays decently, but feels like a prison sentence
Last sex and gf was 10 years ago
Books and vidya are my only releases, even these are getting stale
Think about suicide every day.
29
drink all the time
no notable work exp
gf left a year ago because drugs were better than her
play retro vidya and read books to lose myself
wish for death as a prayer every night before bed
>>28409880
I thought the same, but guess what? there's that little feeling of hope that stops you from doing it, so you will actually end up living a miserable shitty life for many more decades
I'm 32
>"""""""""""""ausbot"""""""""""""
>30
>ugly as fuck
>live with schizophrenic sister who can't fucking stand me, but I pay her bills
>live in rural shit town or (meth kingdom)
>friendless hktv4lyfe
>work mcjob with no future
>>28420121
>>live with schizophrenic sister who can't fucking stand me, but I pay her bills
Is she hot?
If so, then fuck her. You can easily stop being a virgin.
>>28420155
she was okay looking in her 20s, but she's a frumpy disaster these days. I can't really stand to look at her any ways.
>>28412486
>arthas
>not ragnaros
This is the 25+ thread not the diaper changing thread.
26
ex robot
60k web development job
healthy social life but prefer to be alone
five romances since the start of 2015, last ended this past week
spend my weekends cleaning, shitposting, studying, working on projects, sometimes with family/friends
>>28414691
I am starting to pray too. I am that desperate.
>>28420005
Well, when my mom dies, that's it for me, I don't have any money or any place in society so I won't be able to survive after that, and even surviving without living is quite pointless, since I've been doing it for decades.
>>28409799
>25
> junkie
>on antidepressants that if i dont take I feel like a i need to die
>the only girls I can pick are empty on the inside
>btfo
>cant wake up
>>28412196
Yes, it was probably the best years of my life really
>>28415831
Ir you like your job you have some good luck in there bro
>btw I was born at 11:31 in the morning
>>28413479
>I just study
As you said you were NEET I believe by this you meant just researching the internet or reading some books?
>>28409991
what gives me hope is funnily enough threads like these that make me feel like im not alone in my anonymous mid 20s misery
>>28410071
daily reminder if other humans didn't exist in america you'd be more successful
>>28411741
>over 80 billion dollars goes towards illegal immigrants annually
what kind of logic gymnastics were made to come up with that figure?
do you mean 80 billion dollars are spent on border and immigration agents or that those water buckets left in the chihuahuan desert are just surprisingly expensive
>>28420735
It's a little more focused than that, but yeah, I'm just studying stuff on my own.
>>28420864
https://www.google.com/search?q=money+spent+on+illegal+immigrants&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=money+spent+on+illegal+immigrants+annually
pick a source
>graduate
>feel an intense emptiness
>have no more goals
>don't know what to do next
>spam applications and get rejected over and over
>rethink entire life
>question my passion
>feel regret from not living life to the fullest during university
>realize I've wasted the last 4 years of my life doing jack shit
>realize I'm getting older
>still a man child in terms of life experience
>can't even get a fucking job
>>28413231
I wouldn't, I don't like a lot of things, I would probably buy comic books instead of pirating them but that's about it.
I don't know how money could buy me a friend, that's the only thing I want.
>>28420121
>meth kingdom
do you mean perth
>>28421584
go about 250km south of it, then you're in real grinder country.
What's wrong with waiting your life out instead of an heroing? I'm 29, pretty standard NEET loser with my IQ in the mid 80s, physically incapable, autistic, chubby...but I don't really feel depressed. I know how to have fun by myself. Don't you other anons know how to play with yourselves?
>>28421764
So you don't care that you haven't touched a human being in years/decades?
My expectations:
>4/10+ looks
>22-32 years old
>normal weight
>autistic/awkward
>anxiety and depression are acceptable, I'm willing to give bipolar and histrionic a chance
>hasn't had more than one or two bfs, ideally zero, but let's be real
>likes chans and memes
>likes anime and live action TV shows and movies
>financially independent (welfare or work, I don't care)
>bonus: likes drugs, but I'm willing quit if I find love
My offer:
>4/10 looks
>30 years old khhv
>slightly autistic
>dysthymia
>slim, planning to do some body weight exercises for definition but fuck lifting
>tall
>rugged/careless style, but perfect hygiene
>twice the median income in my county, but underachieving and looking to move to better jobs
>same interests as listed in expectations
The last fembot I contacted asked for skype, but I hate how that gives anyone a precise IP location, so I allowed that to fizzle out. How do people find each other?
>30
>no car
>no gf
>quiet computer job
>small apt in the city
living the dream
>>28421870
I don't get strong cravings for intimacy anymore. I used to get really obsessed over women just like a true beta, but I eventually accepted that people bond organically, over common activities and interests, and that I simply don't have activities or interests with other people. The people I do have sth in common with are you anons, so I hang out here instead of IRL.
Let's say you're over 30 and you have literally no life, but you can still finance yourself for a year or two.
What would you do, /r9k/? Where would you go? Would you try to establish some kind of life or just blow it all and end it?
>33
>had an exwife who i have never fucked
>decent job
>small apartment in city
>alcoholic
>on meds
>almost got killed on two incidents
Haha living the life
Time mage lvl 25 reportan.
> own company
> no friends
> permavirgin
> never got addicted to anything, too strong will for that
> spend my evenings on an estonian white slave trader job board
> sadness fills my life
I'm this close to trying online dating. Penis in bagina won't fill this hole in my soul, maybe it'll distract me enough.
> implying I have a chance even online
who /dyingalone/ here? Each day feels worse than the last.
>>28422314
you never had sex with your ex wife? if the marriage isn't consummated I'm not sure it counts anon.
>>28422443
I don't need anything from strangers. I will die alone, but it will be by my own choice, and I will have enjoyed the company of my family, my own flesh and blood, for most of my life, which means it will not have been a lonely life looking back.
>>28409799
>31, wizard
>live at home
>shit pt job until I an hero
>younger sibs both successful confident normalfags
>do nothing but smoke weed, masturbate and shitpost on 4chan
33
NEET masterrace
had to move back in with parents
don't enjoy fapping much anymore cuz old
don't enjoy much of anything anymore
never go anywhere or do anything
spend most of my time getting trolled by 12 year old assholes
managed to lose my virginity once though so REEEEEEE I guess.
>>28422688
>smoke weed
Degenerate normie fuck.
>>28409799
> 25
> engineering degree that no one ever asked me for
> work as a software engineer
> have a shitton of money, 0 life not to mention social/romantic one
I'm leaving to Thailand for a year of too. Whores are so expensive here.
Who /summertimepanic/ here?
>tfw life seems to be moving much faster
>tfw couples everywhere
>tfw making out in parks and in public
>tfw people posting holiday photos of themselves on facebook
Is 25 the point of no return? I finished a 3 year bachelor at 24 last year and now I can't find jobs or get into graduate programs because I am too old to have the life experience of someone 3 years younger and nothing to show for it and too young to be the token oldie grad hire. Should
I just kill myself if I can't find a job next year? My parents suggest I join the army.
>25
>NEET of 6 months due to chronic illness
>worked a year before that (earned $18-19/hr), NEET for 2 years before that due to then- chronic pain
>had friends and gf's in the past
>been through (and escaped) varying stages of depression over the years; in and out like the tide of the ocean
>no friends anymore
>spent last year or so doing a lot of internal work
>working towards reversing my diseases and becoming happy without the need of external world
>plan to get back out there when I stop being ill and show the world the new me
Why don't you all grow up and work on your inner-minds?
>>28423058
I'll be 26 when graduating, might as well not even bother and become NEET right away.
>>28423058
>>28423102
Why not stop defining yourselves by your age? Just pretend you're 21, what difference does it make? Stop taking everything society says so fucking seriously
>>28423058
>join the army
are you fit? social skills? how do you feel about being a soldier?
>>28423149
>Stop taking everything employers believe so seriously
>>28423222
>not making up an exotic travels lie on your resume to fill employment gaps
And last time I checked, you don't need to tell employers your age. You'd rather just believe there's an external force that validates your belief that you're a complete failure, wouldn't you?
>>28411954
what degree? i always though STEM degrees was the key to getting a decent job
>>28423276
they can infer it from information other information on your resume and not being retarded enough to believe exotic travels bullshit.
>You'd rather just believe there's an external force that validates your belief that you're a complete failure, wouldn't you?
what are you talking about? i wouldn't hire someone with years worth of gaps in their resume either.
>>28423102
Maybe you have better plans than I do.
>>28423149
I can't pretend I'm 21 unless I lie about what year I finished year 12.
>>28423216
I'm hoping being cannon fodder pays alright enough.
>>28423369
>they can infer it from information other information on your resume and not being retarded enough to believe exotic travels bullshit.
Are you talking from experience? Just don't make yourself sound like the NEET you are and you'll be fine. Say you ran a business. Easy.
>>28423389
>I can't pretend I'm 21 unless I lie about what year I finished year 12.
What are they gonna do, phone up your old head master and fucking ask them your age?
>>28422201
Kinda want to try and move to Japan. I'm aware that its nothing like the weeb fantasy and that it actually kind of sucks and the only jobs available for white guys are shitty teaching jobs. But I've always wanted to and at least I could say I did it. Maybe I could meet an older single mom. Or just fuck some gay guys, they all look like women. My life is a meme at this point anyway so the expat life is starting to appeal a lot as I approach 30s and can actually afford it.
>>28412211
You can still play vanilla on other realms. Try Kronos.
>25
>virgin
>no social life
>3 years unemployed
>no confidence
>got tinnitus out of the blue 6 months ago despite always being careful with headphones
>Receding hairline
>Hate summer and it's getting hot again
>Can;t even watch porn any more because of shitty new UK porn laws
What is the point of anything
>>28423825
I think you're the British version of me.
>>28423467
i taught in japan for two years after graduating college...it was good, i don't regret it. i actually loved the culture and the food and the sense of adventure.
then i burned out on the teaching and the living abroad so i came home, and was pretty adrift in the great ocean of american societal anomie for a couple years, went to grad school and now have a somwaht ok job
point is, teaching abroad is good...just find a GOOD company that won't ass-rape you on pay and hours...JET is good, Interac / GABA are shit, berlitz is middle tier
>25
>khv
>not a single friend
>never went to uni
at least im semi attractive and could have success with online dating but have crippling anxiety that prevents me from meeting anyone
my online and offline persona are just too different
>>28423980
>adrift in the great ocean of American societal anomie
Very well stated, Anon. And accurate, I think that is exactly where I'm at right now.
How do you find the will to go on? I'm 22 and I already hate my life and don't think it's likely to change.
>>28424980
I'm almost 25 and I don't have a will to go on. At the same time I don't have the motivation or will to kill myself. I'm just waiting for the breaking point until everything falls apart and I can die without much effort.
>27
>editor(freelance....so no job)
>introverted
>renting house thats pretty comfy
>living with brother who i dont really talk to so its quiet
>steady supply of weed
>quite content with life
occasionally i have a bout of depression thinking im not living my life the way i should but i just stop going on facebook and realize i wouldnt feel comfortable being out for long periods of time. its all good.
>>28409799
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, we're actually pretty similar, other than the fact that I've been a former Metin 2 addict instead of WoW. We could be friends.
>>28426034
I live with my brother, too.
I thought we would play games together but instead we just stick to our own rooms and ignore each other.
>>28426074
Meh, I've tried the whole friendship thing and it never works out. Apparently I'm an asshole and never want to do anything.
>>28421764
You have a better life status than I have. My parents don't believe I'm truly I'll though I'm in meds, they want me to work at all costs and give me no money for any leisure unless I do sth they want me to ie leave resumes
>>28426245
Well, I don't play games or watch anything, so I also don't do anything everyday, which is why I also have no friends.
>>28423825
>UK porn laws
Do explain.
>>28423280
Math.
No degree will net you anything when you're afraid of everything.
>>28412353
>attended duke and columbia
normie gtfo
>>28426311
So why do you even want to try being friends then? It's doomed to fail.
>>28426713
That's kinda harsh, but alright.
>>28426812
And get out of my thread while you're at it, fucking dweeb.
>>28426847
Stop rejecting me.
>>28423607
not him, but the server Kronos just opened is PvP. fuck that shit. Whole reason I was upset that Nost got shut down was cause it happened just a few months after the PvE server opened and I could finally have a comfy, slow, leveling grind, instead of getting camped all night long.
>>28426915
Stop talking to me, creep.
>>28426933
>playing private server trash
>>28426713
she's had 53 cocks?
>>28426986
No, fuck you fampai, you brought this on yourself.
>>28409799
Jesus how do you get so pathetic?
You must be super retarded, can't even manage the basic, most simple, parts of living.
>>28426159
Birmingham yeah?
>>28427089
Yeah, OP is a faggot.
>>28427089
I'm 29 and I'm worse than that because I don't have a job, even a shitty one
it's really easy to fuck up at life actually, I'm surprised so many people manage to be normies
>>28427089
There are many ways one can fall into that kind of life. There are plenty of explanations for it on this very board normalshit.
>>28426159
My brother's a total chad so its understandable I never speak to him. I think he resents me.
>>28427116
they just keep enduring it because mainstream media keeps the "everything will be fine haha" representation stuck in their minds, rather than making them see through those and noticing the hopelessness that actually awaits them
I'm ashamed of myself. I have a long-term girlfriend who wants to be my wife. I haven't worked in years. I had savings and investments that were worth something years ago but are now dried up because of what I've done.
How can I fix my situation? I'm learning to code in an effort to get a codemonkey job, but is that even realistic?
>tfw I just don't want to go back to working at Burger King
I'm legit scared and starting to buckle under the pressure mentally
>>28427311
>long term gf
>doesnt work in years
how
are you actually 25+
Yawn.
30 in July.
No friends.
Sex with one girl
Permanent NEET who sleeps, plays video games (including WoW) and masturbates all day.
No car, only had one job and it lasted for a week
On SSI for mental illnesses
Lol at all you guys who say you're gonna commit suicide at 30, I felt the same way when I was 26 but now its coming up and I'm pretty sure I'll still be here. 90% chance you won't go through with your "epic" suicide plan and you'll continue living.
Also sex doesn't magically fix shit either. Women are horrible. I've been in...like...one real relationship and a bunch of online ones as a teen (lol). I don't even give a shit I won't be a wizard when I hit 30, so what..I almost wish I still had my powers because I managed to stick my dick in one crazy woman who nearly ruined my life so that makes me turbo normie,
>>28427335
the perfect storm
I have some really great qualities (memers would call them "alpha") and I know where I stand in some sense
I was also lucky enough to find an actually good girl out of the mountains of shit out there
but I'm a fuckup and I need to turn it around asap
>>28412571
>failed in every aspect of life
If there's anything I've learned from r9k, it's that most of us were sabotaged from the start. Don't blame yourself.
>>28423042
>/summertimepanic/
I didn't have a name for it till now
>>28427388
>If there's anything I've learned from r9k, it's that most of us were sabotaged from the start.
95% or more of the people here brought all of their problems upon themselves
Why don't you people just roid up and get nicer clothes?
>>28427351
Yeah my whole life I constantly said I was gonna kill myself at age 30.
It was comforting for some reason and I used it to dismiss my future.
So much for that one.
>>28411920
>18/19
>posting on /r9k/
You are young enough to turn shit around.
>>28427511
>Why don't you people just roid up
roids don't fix laziness. you still have to work out for them to do anything. you have to already be willing to put in the work for them to be any use.
>>28427561
>>roids don't fix laziness. you still have to work out for them to do anything.
You literally don't, science has found that you'll experience significant more muscle growth while just going about your daily life, than a person with no roids who works out religiously will.
>>28426034
pretty much me though im an audio assistant
>>28427286
This, I think most people could be as pathetic as some of us but they have the capacity to just take it.
>>28423042
>in parks
>in public
normalslime problems then?
>>28410972
I am about to take a course in welding, is it a suitable career for a robot?
I figured it would be pretty forgiving on the social side of things, no office politics and such.
>>28427363
i have the exact same thing.
now i just want her to break up with me so that i can rot in fucking peace
>>28427837
replace "office politics" with "union politics"
>>28427837
You have to be rough to be in the trades.
>>28427991
No you dont, but being social is pretty important
>>28427928
In some sick way I feel like she's holding me back (don't care to go into the details), but I'm beginning to realize that this is probably just yet another example of me externalizing my own problems.
I definitely don't want to rot, I just need to get out of my current situation or fix it or something
>>28410972
>union worker
just fuck off faggot
>>28421316
Fucking hell this is me to.
>tfw when getting into college was the only thing you ever had going for you in high school
I turned 25 today. Yay.
>>28412018
Current robot in tbe Navy here. Decent pay for no qualifications, they sent me to Japan for two years and I'm saving up a good amount of money before I seperate.
However, I hate the Navy. I hate how things are run and being forced to interact with people I don't like nor care for. The lack of freedom blows as well. Only a year and a half left and then freedom.
Why don't all you robots and fembots just hook up or get married or something? Surely it's better than just whining until you kill yourself?
>>28429678
>fembots
kek kek tBh
>>28429858
There's one that likes fat neckbeards in this thread right now >>28423003
>>28409879
>>28410537
>>28410607
>Just invest in stocks and you'll get a gold digger wife
>Don't forget the new clothes, car, personal trainer, and strict diet!
>It's not about money for them
Oh, guess it's just that easy then...
>just turned 27
>my hair is already turning grey
Wew.
>>28429911
That dude seems to be able to talk to women.
This is not our case.
>>28430255
I can talk to women online, I have some great pua skills but thats just an act
>>28430255
I meant the fembot that posted later in the thread.
>>28430419
I didn't read the thread, and it doesn't matter, fembots don't exist, and we're not fat neckbeards. We're robots, we're way underneath them.
>>28430572
Fembots exist, it's just that there exists about 1 for every 100 robots.
>>28409799
Great job but it pays shit (for now), after a few years I'm making chad money.
Real friends are back home in their own lives - I don't see them much anymore. Some of my coworkers are cool though.
had sex with 1 girl in college and now its just escorts because I have no idea how to approach anymore...
My job is literally my life right now and its kind of depressing. I don't have a lot of time for me.
Cant escape the self-destructive environment of r9k...
>sister turned 18 today
>remember what i was like when i turned 18
>thought life would truly begin at that point
>everything would work out for the better
7 years later and i'm still a waste of space
>>28409799
31 here
Starting over at life after one year of hell.
Broke up with gf of 4 years, then my dog of 16 years dies, then my mom calls me to tell me my uncle died, my favorite uncle, & then a HS friend emails me to tell me one of our friends died of heroin OD. After all that my best friend dies
Who else is here unemployed despite getting a college degree?
It's crushing knowing all your hard work went no where :(
>>28431704
It's better than being unemployed without one.
7 y.o. M, need some advice
Started a new job back in January and I met this girl who is around my age. She's pretty quiet, but really fucking smart and likes the same shit I do, like Pokemon. I get the feeling that she's never had a lot of friends, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a boyfriend.
I'm just not sure if I should make a move. she laughs at the things I say, and there are several times where I've caught her staring and smiling at me to the point that I have to ask "what?" she also buys me drinks from our work cafeteria once in a while and has sat next to me in the cafeteria sometimes when I've gotten to work early.
I play/collect Pokemon cards (pls no bully) and two Fridays ago she asked if she could join me at a prerelease for cards, where people open new packs and play against each other. She said she just wanted to watch me play and cheer me on. It ended up being really fun. she sat really close to me and helped me with some shit. didn't do anything afterwards tho. This past Monday she asked me the next time there is an event and said she'd actually want to play with me this upcoming weekend?
Should I make a move? Does it seem like she likes me?
>>28431704
I never went to uni/college
I didnt see a point of throwing my money away, going into debt for something I dont really have a desire for
I work minimum wage now with almost 20k banked.
>Still a loser
Might travel this year
>>28431756
>7
Where the fuck do you work, a Nike sweatshop?
>>28431798
Well, most countries won't let you in if you don't have a degree so there's that.
Must be nice to live in a rich country where you can actually save up on minimum wage though. 20k is great, you can live for 5-6 years on that at least, outside of the rich west.
>>28431831
I live with my parents so its how I saved so much.
I imagine if i actually had a >real job id have double or triple that saved because of my lack of a life.
Probably hit up baltic/eastern europe
fuck all the normalfags ITT
>>28431877
Yeah, you can come fuck our women with the money we don't have.
>>28410692
>>28410763
No. All of that is bullshit. Both of you are genuinely retarded if you think that you didn't do anything to get where you are and that you can't do anything about it. You probably weren't as athletic as the other kids, and maybe you didn't get invited to parties growing up, or had too many friends, so you resorted to playing games and making friends online. But this doesn't mean you can't turn your life around?
>luck of the draw bro
>you got a shit hand
That's bullshit. Go outside, go exercise, work out a sensible and manageable exercise routine that you can stick to, lose some weight, wash yourselves for god sakes, get out there and go meet people. Try to disconnect yourself. If you lose weight, work out, start to look good, you have no idea how incredible the confidence boost is in you. I was exactly where you were 2 years ago, realized I needed to stop, this is now how I want my life to go. It's not hard boys. I believe in you faggots
>>28431987
Sorry, what exactly will this exercise do?
>>28431956
Yeh those $20 qt prostitutes, though Im beta as fuck.
>>28431987
lmao suck a dick you out of touch fuck
>>28422645
I share a similar attitude anon. Im 26 and not sure if ill be able to attract a nonlandwhale potential wife, so im prepared to just enjoy my family's company at the moment and look back fondly at their memory when im older.
Besides, I have an older sister who will likely find a husband and have kids, so i wont have to necessarily worry about cutting off the bloodline.
>>28431704
This is an awful feel. I really regret listening to my parents and guidance counselors. The only thing that matters is connections and being a normalfag that people like.
reporting in
>$15 something
>friends left me
>virgin
>played wow
>not really into video games
>>28412353
29 here
Dartmouth and Boston University
STEM
Depressed
Obese because I feel FUCKING MISERABLE unless I'm eating as much as possible
Girls hate me too. (Used-up fatties will use me for attention. Everyone else ignores me.)
REEEEEEEEEEE
Normiebro, let's get it the fuck together.
One step at a time.
>27
>single
>$24k/year
>customer service drone
>its_almost_monday_wagekeks.jpg
>former athlete. former model student.
>never felt normal though
>realized at 20 that i don't derive enjoyment from friendships like most people do
>"broke up" with circle of friends and became loner
>feels good man
>still want a long lasting relationship
>still a romantic to my core
>started buying prostitutes in 2012
>realized i would become an angry monster if i didn't buy pussy and kept playing the dating bullshit game
>never looked back
>the pleasant ease of buying pussy versus the daily shitcrawl that normal women are, is a depressing realization
>probably won't get married
>probably won't have kids
>thought i cared, but not really any more
>believe that most people are opportunistic animals who are desperate for some sort of distraction
>but it's still hard to shake the "family" ideal from my mind
>been on 4chan since 2008
>pic is OC
some men you just can't reach
>>28431704
>parents paying for college
>I get a shit degree because I don't want to fuck up because I already did one semester my freshman year
>figure I'll do grad school after I graduate eventually when I get the motivation and my shit together
>been graduated with a bachelors for one year
>working shit job still, no motivation to look for anything
>doubt I would even find a decent place that would hire me but I could probably do better than what I do
>want something more than just shit wage slave job but no real courage to actually go for it
>half-assed everything in my life up to this point so I just don't think a real "career" is ever going to happen
>parents slowly accepting it but still have a shred of hope, I know its probably over for me though, just need to get out of the house
>24 and a half
>kissless permavirgin, never even asked a girl out
>havent had a friend since middle school
>have shit paying job but have no motivation to go to grad school or improve because im going to be a loser no matter what anyway
>live back home with parents because live in one of most expensive areas in the world (bay area) (i do pay them rent tho)
>even though i live in such a beautiful area ive spent basically my entire life in my room
>absolutely detest living with my parents and dad is going to kick me out but have no idea what im going to do afterwards
The worst part is that I'm at the point where I have literally never experienced anything that I am supposed to and I'm basically too afraid to try because I know I will fail at all of it. Asking out girls, relationships, sexual things, even just doing thing s with friends, I have no idea about any of it.
>>28423825
>>got tinnitus out of the blue 6 months ago despite always being careful with headphones
holy fuck I got it recently and it fucking sucks.
makes me want to kill myself.
and there's no cure for this shit either.
>25
>almost finished classes at a tech school for a certificate
>only one class left but stopped going
>no degree
>still live with parents
>produce guy at a grocery store right now
>diagnosed bipolar
>all of these people talking about how they "only" have such and such college degree
fuck all of you
Just turned 25
Roommate bailed on me so living with parents again
Shit job
About to graduate college, then I'll have a shit corporate job
Inferiority complex
Nothing is fun anymore
Parents are making 'grandbabbies' hints, they still haven't come to terms with the fact that I'm a fucking loser
If I got sucked into a space time vortex and was completely erased from existence I wouldn't even be mad.
how long did it take you to get your neet bucks? 2 years so far here still fighting for it
>only 19
>want to study political science
Might as well kill myself now
>22
>career
>new house is finally built and I'm all moved in
feels good man
>26 here
>Used to host the Frog and Feels threads
>Found out I have a terminal illness
>Quit school to spend time with family
>Mother wants nothing to do with me
>Spend all my money on lawyers so I can opt out of treatment
>Now I wait every day for the sweet embrace of death to take me
>>28421316
This is exactly me. These fucking FEELs hit so hard after college. Your entire life until then was not great but at least it had structure and a "plan". Then one day there is nothing, just a dark world of normie cliques (good jobs) and wageslaves (bad jobs). Then you realize you never had a passion for anything. School was a blessing, those were great times. All you had to do was finish assignments and tests. Quite a bit of free time really, you didn't even have to talk to anyone nor think about your future.
>>28435782
Holy shit I use to post in those threads, Christ I'm sorry you got fucked over by life man. How much longer do you think you have?
>>28413231
Richfag here, nothing's free. Always strings attached and you feel like a goddamn kid when youre late 20's even. I mean life's good but fuck sometimes I feel like a less cool version of sterling Archer
Every day is a new hell.
Just waiting for something to go wrong or get worse, because it never gets better.
Life is not fun at all after 25. There are ways to cope, sure, maybe even forget for a bit about everything, but its never as it used to be. JUST
>28 KHV here.
>Shit job.
>Trying to finish a career in IT.
>Still living with parents.
>Some mild alcohol and anxiety problems.
>Met a girl at college a couple of months ago.
>Couldn't have a serious date with her because I always gave me a sorry ass, childish excuse. For exampe: That she is grounded (she is my age), their parents don't allow her to got out at partys and come back at late hours*)
>I decided to dump her, delete her from normiebook, avoid her at college.
>TFW I still want to date her, don't want her to be taken by some random Chad (and her class has several of 'em), but she is still a stupid woman despite having low standards.
>MFW that even if I won her heart, she would still be a lame person. I don't want to be with a girl that is even more lame than me, that can stand for herself. On top of that she is not even that pretty. QT maybe, but not a beauty.
>So basically, I can't get her out of my head. Oneitis is shite!
*Honestly, as unbelievable as it may sound, she is probably not lying as she's actually a pretty lame person.
>>28411954
same here ill probably off myself when my mom passes
>>28435918
Doctors said I'll be dead before Christmas. I might make it to Thanksgiving if I'm lucky.
And don't worry about it too much; I've pretty much come to peace with it. Already planned out what I'll do in my last days.
>>28436137
im 30 idk what to do with myself and feel less and less of a humanbeing everything i want to do im to old for
>>28436194
>tfw im the old creepy guy now
29 in a little over a month. I'm fucked. I just want to go to sleep and never wake up. Someone I loved came back into my life. They want to be friends. I can't. I'll never love anyone like I loved them. And deep down I know they'll never feel the same. Yet they hint at the possibility. I've spent years trying to get over it. I thought it had. But it was all a lie. I've gotten nowhere. I'm fucked. I spilled all this tonight to them. I'm such a fucking idiot. We agreed to just carry on talking like we had been. Now i have to try and sweep it all under the rug. Hope they forget about it. I just looked weak and needy. But it guess that's the truth. I'll never be the one they want. And it kills me.
I turned 25 this year and I feel old now.
I'm a motherfucking highschool dropout. I live with my mother. I don't have a job. I tried moving out but I starved and got kicked out and came back here.
Don't have a passion
Spent the last 4 years learning programming just to realize I'm really a shit with computers and I can't even install an OS with an automated tool.
What the fuck am I to do? I am fearing I am unable to make moneyz at all. I also let myself get tied by the limitations imposed by my family and society because I am here again, unable to make money at all and falling slowly for the wageslave meme.
I've been considering making money on the internet with blogging or even vlogging (trying to come up with quality material ofc not pewdiepie/leafy tier bullshit, rather stuff like numberphile and such). But I really am shit around computers. For real. I defenestrated my laptop after a whole frustrating day of being completely unable to install an OS.
>tfw 21 but this thread makes me fear aging so much
>>28413654
>>28420462
iktf guys
I'm becoming more and more unironically Catholic with each passing day
I'm unironically Catholic and desu it's great
>>28409799
Just turned 25...
>>28421316
Saddest part is this is going to be me by the end of the year, if I don't just end up failing and dropping out altogether. So much regret for all the time I've wasted, and all the time I will continue to waste, despite knowing the consequences. At this point I'm only going to graduate in order to see it through, even though I'll probably be crippled with debt when I get out and haven't utilized my time well enough to have any prospects.
>Zero work experience
>Zero friends
>No car
>No diver's license
>No money
>26 this year
>no friends
>no money
>housemate moving at the end of the year.
>Just getting out of bed has become difficult.
The worst part is being this old and trying to make friends /relationships. Few years ago I thought I'd be engaged and happy by now.
It's painful to see ex-classmates getting married, getting dream jobs. I can't even get out of bed today
>>28410692
You deserve what you get for being a lazy peice of shit.
>>28436678
Happy birthday! I hope your day is/was good, from one 1991 babby to another.
>>28437164
Thank you. I'm eating cake, icecream, strawberries with nutella. Although, I can't stay up too late, I have to get up early tommorow.
It has actually been rather nice having the house to myself for the last two weeks though.
>>28436501
>>28436611
I really wish I could, logic doesn't fucking let me believe in that stuff. I'm not trying to be a fedora or passive aggressive, I just can't.
I wish my parents had been practicing catholics so they would have taken me to choir or some church activity, I really do.
>>28409880
To be honest, I'm too afraid of death to ever kill myself.
But I'm guessing that I would be able to accept death if this carries on into my 30s.
>25
>part time dishwasher
>got kicked out of highschool, no education
>worked odd shit jobs since 16, this is about my 15th
>always get pissed off and walk out or get fired within a few months
>no friends, no gf
>live at home, family just thinks i'm a criminal and leaves me to it
>was at least somewhat amused with life but now getting bored
>decided to sink into complete degeneracy this train ain't going nowhere
>my only anxiety is how will i get fucked up when i inevitably lose this job
been saying i'm gonna start growing my own supply of weed for months but too unmotivated. hopefully soon
not killing myself because sex robots
My Aunt is going to a meeting I have today with a conciler at my community college to see what career options I should consider and how to achive them.
>25
>boring job
>only friends are all online
>they don't talk to me anymore
>always think I want to be left alone until I'm actually alone; then I feel miserable
>boring personality
>can't go outside without sweating and my stomach twisting into knots
>wake up in the morning and I just want to go back to sleep
>>28429223
>>28435885
>>28436716
how do you guys think we get out of this situation robots?
>>28439814
You either get a good job and become real rich, or you kill yourself.
this threads are always lit
>>28431756
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
POUND THAT PUSSY
She obviously likes you man, don't let her get away.
>>28409880
This desu I'm turning 27 soon so I've made a promise to myself that if my life isn't on track by 30 I'm ending it
> 26 year old
> only friend is 17 year old girl who I fuck
> addicted to sitting in front of my PC looking for vidya but not actually playing any.
> spend weekend on my own.
> hate my job (work for NHS)
> get huge mad at rapeugees and sand niggers using NHS.
> lifting is my only pleasure in my autism.
>>28410026
>tfw 27 in 4 months
It feels like the fucking end of the line honestly, 26 still seems young and not as pathetic, 27+ is basically 30
>>28410184
I don't want to be the faggot who blames his parents for everything but my parents barely taught me anything about life and it feels like I was always floundering because I literally had no knowledge of how anything worked when my peers seemed to know it all
>>28410007
That is literally me, except i have a few friends and live with mom.
I'm dayd away from being 29.
>>28442128
>hate my job (work for NHS)
You a GP or a paramedic or?
>tfw finally planning wedding soon
>photography is literally more expensive than everything else combined
>no friends or family who do photography and will do it free
>no friends at all will be on my half of guest list, just family (because no friends)
>still working about 80 hours a week to save up for it
I am pretty excited all in all though. Probably going to make most of the decoration, but I'm still not sure what the wedding favors should be. I imagine the only thing all people would appreciate is food-related.
>>28442240
Non-clinical. I managed to work my way into a position where I don't have to directly talk to anyone or deal with the public.
Six months of unemployment. More than enough to kill any chance of having a job.
>>28423462
>What are they gonna do, phone up your old head master and fucking ask them your age?
what the fuck is going on over there in bongistan?
is this hogwarts or some shit?
school of wizardry? is that why you guys are all virgins?
jesus christ
>all of these posts saying tfw no friends and tfw i could be your friend, but nobody actually replying to each other after that
so does anyone want to be actual friends and get in touch somehow? even if it's just Internet buds
>>28443044
Maybe they just want actual friends. Dubs checked
>>28443092
>people on the internet aren't real friends
i-is it true
>>28443117
This should be obvious, lad.
>>28443144
:(
but we're friends!
>19
>no friend
>no job
>never get outside since was graduation high school (17 y.o)
>>28443253
>25+
>19
Get out, you still have time
>>28443253
You're young enough to turn your life around. You get one chance.
>>28442265
I'll do it for free if I can fuck the bride.
this is the most miserable thread I've read
>>28410032
Literally the same on everything, but i'm going back to college this autumn.
>>28443441
I'm the bride, and no, you can't. I'm monogamous. Hence, you know, the marriage.
>>28443698
It's ok, we can do it before the actual ceremony.
>>28443765
If you want degeneracy, go to /soc/. No one will ever touch me who isn't my husband.
>be 26
>last relationshit was with teenager
>am manchild so can't get with girls my age
>despite having job, place, and car
>too big of a weeb for normies
>too socially awkward to hit on grils irl so can only try online
>too depressed at my failures to improve anything
>think I might have a personality disorder (or autism) but too scared to go to therapy
>not a virgin so robots don't like me
I would turn to drugs but my health is too bad to use them. Fuck.
>>28443917
Doesn't matter, we can get married and divorced the same day, I'm a universal life church minister.
>>28443943
You're a disgusting piece of shit. Why not go ahead with that suicide you've been planning?
>tfw suddenly started thinking of "her" for the first time in 7 years and haven't been able to fap since
>>28444007
No you're thinking of Peoples Temple, I can assure you that ULC is nothing like that. We celebrate life in all its wonderful variety!
How do I fix my life and turn happy normie before the no-going-back age of 25 when I'm 24 and 3 months, dropped out of hs, have zero experience with girls and haven't left the house in 8 years?
I feel like I'm on death row with my execution coming up within a very near future if I don't break out of this prison. I'm scared.
>>28444235
>before the no-going-back age of 25
That was uncalled for.
>>28443568
that was the plan for me as well but i fucked it up so i cant go back
>>28444372
How come?
It helps for me that college is free where I live (euro)
>>28444392
its free for me too but i dont have the grades for what i wanted to go to.
>>28444235
It's not lost yet bro. Just the other day there was a show on our tv about a guy who at 25(no finished school,in and out of prisons, deadbeat since 15 years old, according to his words) was junkie addicted to horse(heroin) in a mental hospital, because he heard voices in his head telling him to kill himself and that kind of stuff..
Now at 31 he is a ultramarathoner,happily married father of 2 kids, lecturer on college, etc etc...
Dude It's possible, very hard but very very possible.
I know this will sound very corny but the absolute first thing you must do is get let of the past, admit to yourself that you fucked up and start working on yourself. And don't ever let get to you what others are saying about you.
>>28444473
Btw I am not from America,(Am from Slovenia) where I think most of you come from. So options here are even smaller to turn your life around if you fucked up. So if that dude did it here, you can most certainly do it in states.
>>28444473
Ok, so where did he get the money for all that?
>26
>still work entry level at McDonald's
>10k credit card debt after a bout of homelessness
>no family, no friends
Just hanging out till the socialist revolution.
>>28444473
On tv I've seen a bunch of junkies getting their act together and getting 'good' jobs. But it's always about going around schools, teaching younger kids about the dangers of drugs - as if taking drugs is a form of degree these days, with a guarantee of landing a job like that.
>>28444587
I forgot to add that he has an actual job too, he isn't just lecturing on colleges and so on and on. He works and to addition to that goes to lecture on colleges.....
>>28431756
Here's what you do. After your gay ass children's card game event, tell her there's a place you are going for a drink and invite her. She won't say no. Once there, don't sperg out and say you love her. Have a couple glasses of wine. Casually touch her hand. Things will progress. Invite home. Bang puss.
>>28444514
First from welfare, then once he was clean and sober, he got an actual job. Mind you that minimum wage here is 790 euros, far far less than in America.
>>28436158
Godspeed Bartender. Loved your threads. Fair winds and following seas.
>>28444535
>Just hanging out till the socialist revolution.
So, hanging out forever.
>>28409799
26
No job
3 good friends
Permavirg.
Former WoW addict.
>>28444734
That's minimum wage? Not average? In my country it's about 150 euros, so yeah. Must be nice living in a socialist paradise like that.
>>28444760
Probably.
The global economy is looking more and more like the 30's though.
28
Okay office job
Tight knit group of friends
5 sexual partners in 2016
Spending my tipe posting on a forum where I don't belong
>>28444789
Ehh looks nice on a paper, but in reality you can't afford much with it. Humble apartment,food and bills and that's it.
>>28410595
Is that how they do it holy shit I just assumed it was just green paint in that shade thanks anon I learned something new
>>28445001
What the fuck else do you think you should be able to afford with a minimum wage? Holy shit you people are entitled as fuck, you deserve everything that's coming to you.
>>28412137
I'm hovering at 97kg anon what did you do to get down to 85 from 110 that's fucking impressive m8 any real world advice?
>>28444535
>Just hanging out till the socialist revolution.
soon
>>28445001
>apartment cost: 200e
>food cost: 150e
>bills: 150e
Oh look you get 250-300e to wipe your ass with.
>>28445134
>rent 200e
>2016
pick one
>>28412747
>10-15 hours every week day
>8 hours every weekend
Holy fuck how can there possibly be that much work for uni either your course load is insane or you have some form of mental retardation
>>28445134
Lol please find me an apartment for 200 euros per month that isn't a single room.
>>28445134
Plus giving 150 euros per month for food means you are eating absolute garbage....
>>28445091
Decent life, where I can maybe have some money on a side and not just spend it for basic stuff...
I know I know I ask too much... baka
>>28445235
Not if you live in a poor country.
>>28413654
I actually have been thinking about being a priest it looks like an ok job and you get a place to live in from the parish and get to wear cool clothes and perform sacraments and spread the gospel to the congregation
I'm at the point where a life of contemplation and simplicity seems nice I'd even accept no wanking or sex ever for a fulfilling life
>>28445210
>>28445235
>WAAH WAAH I CAN'T RUN A MARATHON BETWEEN MY THIRD BEDROOM AND FOURTH BATHROOM IT IS TOO SMALL
>WAAH WAAH I CAN'T EAT ORGANIC TRUFFLES DUG OUT BY PUREBRED FRENCH BOARS WITH A THOUSAND YEARS OF LINEAGE
We're still talking about minimum wage, right?
>>28409799
>turning 27 this year
>no car and don't have license
>work minimum wage retail as every level drudge
>no savings at all, waste all my money on vidya and books and food
>fat and unhealthy and weak
>started uni in 2009, kicked out for all of 2013 for failing like 10 subjects and let back in 2014, still there now until the end of this year
Currently living in apartment that my dad owns mooching off him he doesn't even get rent and still helps with utilities, I'm giving myself until 30 to induce my life or I'm ending it
>>28445279
I don't mean that bro. I don't need 5 bead rooms or shit like that. A humble 2 bedroom apartment is ok with me. I don't need a 20k car or 4k computer either.
I would just like to dunno that when month ends and new paycheck comes in, that I have 50 euros in my pocket.... Not possible tho, if you wanna live decent on a minimum wage.
>>28445459
Why do you think you're entitled to an upper middle class lifestyle on minimum wage? When do you think this was ever possible in human history?
>28
>still studying my degree
>far from finishing
>no job
>never had one
>father died a month ago
>friends but no gf
>not a virgin
>spend my days studying, making errands and wating for the weekend to go out with my friends
im really fucked these days, dont see how to improve
>>28445489
You have no idea what middle class means where I live. If you are middle class you buy a fucking apartment, you don't rent it. You have 2 cars and lot's of left over money at the end of the month.....
Thinking that having fucking 50 euros extra in your pocket at the end of the month is not thinking I am entitled to a upper middle class lifestyle. baka
>>28445564
>>You have no idea what middle class means where I live. If you are middle class you buy a fucking apartment, you don't rent it.
Then your country is insanely rich and you're incredibly lucky to live there, just as I said before.
What I was talking about is a globally recognized middle class lifestyle. I'm sure "middle class" in Somalia and "middle class" in Monaco isn't the same thing if you look locally either, but how does that matter?
Again, if you can actually cover all your living costs on minimum wage, you're in a very small percentage of the best countries in the world. You can't do that in the US for example.
I'm about to turn 28. Making $22/hr working in a lab at a factory.
Most of the people I interact with each day are working class who make less than $15/hr and I find it difficult to relate to them.
I feel like more senior people look down at me because I only have an associate's at nearly 28 but in reality a lot of them try to connect with me and I push them away.
I'm insecure about myself and feel like I don't deserve to be happy. Stopped trying to make friends or date years ago but I'm not a virgin. Not sure what to do with myself now.
>>28410071
So it's not your fault that you're a loser? It's the Mexicans!!!
>>28435782
Im sorry to hear that man. I actually did enjoy those Frog and Feel threads, thanks for the effort you put into those.
Think of death as being recycled, not like ceasing to exist. That's how i would see your kind of situation
>>28435782
That's terrible, I feel for you.
How did you find out about it?
>>28410528
Kek, same here. Except shitty job
>>28431987
>just go get friends
:^^^^^^^^^^^^)))
>>28409880
32!
Figured I'd go for 32 so as not to seem like I didn't really try hard enough
I don't think I'll have the guts to do it, because parents n shit
But at least really live yolo mode and move somewhere on the other side of the globe in some fucked up poor asian country or some shit
I have a long to-do list until then tho
>>28409880
>What age are you guys going to commit suicide?
once Japan outlaws loli, until then I'm still kicking
>>28409880
I remember ironically telling myself back when I was like 19 that i'd kill myself if i'm 27 and still a loser.
This year I turned 26 and i'm still a loser.
>>28446684
About four years left then.
>>28446684
But loli is illegal, any depiction of minors in a sexual manner is classified as child pornography, lucky for you it's rarely enforced because it's a long ass process that usally only ends up with the offender being hit with a fine, and getting put onto a database.
only for like a year though, max.
And only in Tokyo.
Great, some tweaker tried to steal my locked bike last night, they took a fucking small knife to a 20mm u-lock scratching it up and then after that failed they tried to PULL my bike from the rack with sheer force like a tard bending the frame. After that failed they knifed and bent my tires in butthurt. Goddamit.
So I had to walk to work and got there 30 minutes late. My boss will probably fire me. My life just SUCKS. 25 year old loser and on top of that life has to keep piling on extra shit to make it even worse. I know life isn't supposed to be fair but I feel like mine is extra unfair.
>>28442128
youre fuckin lucky as shit to be fucking a 17 year old dude
Kek, staying alive, because I want to see Europe and the EU going down.
