>ask a fat fuck that fucked a black qt anything
Yesterday night I went over to a black qt's place and spent the night over, after meeting her on Tinder, and just being honest with my intentions.
Turned out she was a sweetheart and kind of into me.
>pic related
I'd rather remain a virgin than get into bestiality.
Why is your house a mess?
Why do you care if a girl is kind of into you when you just want to fuck her then leave her?
>>28423003
how fucking wide is that cock
got a planned parenthood near by?
they offer the aids test for free
>>28423038
>didn't read
OK fan
>>28423003
Ya know most people on tinder have STD's, right??
Not being racist, but a QT black chick falls for a fat white guy??
Odd right?
What's your girth nigga?
This whiteboi lookin' wide ya urr me
She looks pretty knocked out there, champion fat cock
>>28423070
Yeah, who could possibly believe a girl would fuck a fat guy?
>>28423070
Did you know this new invention they have?its like a latex wrap that you put on your dick...I think they're called condoms. Maybe you can try them sometime.
>>28423103
Condoms only prevent pregnancies, Not STD's you fucking idiot.
NYC?
topkek
>>28423038
It was her apartment, and it's like a tiny student top floor maid apartment. ( living in Paris )
>>28423061
Wide enough m8.
>>28423065
>>28423070
>implying I didn't wear a condom
Idk, I was surprised myself, like I was actually ready to get rejected and go home and masturbate to racist porn.
I expected her to be all disgusted after but she kept snuggling to me and stroking my hair and stuff.
She seemed like one of those white-acting black girls.
>>28423088
>>28423093
aye
>>28423152
Are you retarded? Latex prevents STDs, that's why we aren't AIDS ridden like South Africa.
>>28423187
No they don't.
Are you being serious??
>>28423152
Are you retarded? They're a physical barrier. Of course they prevent STDs. Not 100%, but still.
>>28423187
There are a lot of other issues with South Africa that contribute to the spread of AIDS. And "issues" is indeed a pretty broad euphemism.
>>28423157
Why would she reject you when you've made your intentions clear beforehand?
>>28423208
>>28423187
They do prevent it but, like with pregnancies, they don't work 100% of the time.
Don't partake in risky behavior even if you have a condom.
Good for you man.
You found a girl that doesnt care that youre fat and that your dick is small. Shes a keeper. Try and make things work.
>>28423209
>Not 100%
You prove my point for me, cheers.
>>28423187
condoms prevent pregnancy only like 9/10 times so it's no shit that they're worthless for preventing infections
"safe sex" is a false sense of security. If you really don't want to get an STD, you only have sex with people you're close with after you know they've been tested and are clean of anything.
Lmao these fine African princesses can't resist the BWC.
>>28423223
Because it's not obviously clear that I'm a fat fuck from my photos.
>>28423230
huehue
>>28423240
Motherfucker there is no 100% for anything. Vaccines don't work 100%, but that doesn't mean we're gonna have a polio outbreak anytime soon. You really are retarded.
Are you a curly haired faggot working at UPS?
>>28423262
And...
I'm still correct. What a waste of a post.
Did you kiss her?
original
>>28423003
was it a good fuck?
>>28423275
Nah.
>>28423348
I did, yeah.
how do you deal with the blackpeople smell? I love niggresses bodies, but the smell is too much, I can't deal with it.
>>28423354
Didn't really compare to my sort of ex, since I had to use a condom.
But she did have an insanely tiny pussy. Really tight. She seemed really into it and was vocal and she moved and was really physical.
8/10 I'd say.
>knock her up
>kid comes out black
>yfw you get literally cucked?
Holy shit OP you did it. You are no longer a robot, congratulations.
Now post more pics of her pls
>>28423409
That's lewd, nigga.
>>28423406
Why do I keep hearing this thing about black people smell? I don't know what it is. I feel like I only hear it on 4chan even though I don't really browse hugboxes like reddit. There are blacks that smell like garbage, some who use cologne or whatever and smell decent and those that just smell 'plain'.
>>28423409
>my sort of ex
Fuck off you fat Chad.
>>28423406
She didn't, really. She smelled like a 17 years old blonde white girl. And the pussy smelled like normal pussy.
>>28423460
I don't have any more. Maybe I'll sneak some when and if I'll see her again.
>>28423460
Not a robot for since last year in March. My long distance qt is being insane and needs to sort her shit together.
So, I thought, fuck it. If we end up back together, so be it. In the meantime, I'll get my dick wet.
Cock in vag doesn't make or break the robot, anon. Trust me.
>>28423506
I'd say there is some truth to it. When not washing for a long while, different races get different smells, and they're more noticeable between races. Like, I had asians tell me white people smell like sour milk.
>>28423003
One minute /r9k/ is asking for a race war, the next it's trying to fuck a nigger bitch
post pics
fa g
g
How would you say your looks are in the face department?
Okay bruh, you're gonna have to teach me your ways. Is your face game on point?
t: another fat fuck
>>28423254
>>28423226
>>28423219
>>28423152
fuck off christcuck
I'm sick of evangelicals shitting up 4chan
post more pictures you fat fuck
>>28423070
>QT black chick falls for a fat white guy??
I'm a fat mexican. And during High school qt black girls loved me. I don't know what it is with being fat and attracting black girls but they seem to like fat dudes.
>>28423506
Different races have different smells for some reason, it's weird. My school is like 85% white, 5% black and 5% asian and 5% indian. Only males (fuck my life) I guess I'm accustomed to white people smell because I never really notice it, but there have been a few times going into the changing room or just sitting down next to a black dude and there is a definite smell. Not a bad smell, just kind of different - and out of like 10 black people in my year group they all share the same type of smell. Asians also have a certain smell that I notice on occasion. I think it depends on what you're used to - on the rare occasion that I go visit family like cousins their house has a certain 'people' smell to it.
>>28423565
Maybe not cock in vag, but if you can navigate Tinder with success I'd say you're on your way out of robothood.
>>28423631
>Don't fuck niggers you meet on tinder = being evangelical
Okay, m8. I'm not telling you not to fuck, fuck around. Just don't pick people up on sites that are intended for that. You'll get a disease.
>>28423711
Yeah because condoms don't protect you against stds hurdur
>>28423730
That don't protect 100% of the time.
So if you know some has HIV/AIDS, don't fuck them just because you have a condom. You can still get it.
So meet up and fuck around. Just don't go to a junkie den to pick up fuck buddies.
>>28423591
Idk, that's my saving feature, like with an ok haircut and on a good day, I look decent enough.
>>28423620
see above.
>>28423699
Also, look at my amazing Tinder game.
>>28423070
Girls love plump built dudes.
As long as your tall enough and not too fat.
>>28423157
sale ped
>>28423767
Holy shit dude, either you're semi-Chad or you got really lucky. I would be way too paranoid and scared to go through with it, but looks like it turned out pretty fucking well for you.
Do you plan to keep seeing her? And was it awkward when you first met up?
>>28423767
>I just want to go down on you like it's my last meal
Maybe she thought you were good at eating vag since you're good at eating food?
>tfw ugly face + acne
I wonder how much swiss facial restructuring surgeries go for today.
>>28423003
OP sleeps with a woman, takes a photo, and posts on /r9k/
What possesses people to do this, you are so insecure you feel compelled to brag online about your achievements.
>>28423767
Is your face relatively clear of acne? Do you have a decent jawline?
>French
Original disgust
>>28423812
>good at eating food
Anon please post more often
8/10 I lold
>>28423811
>I would be way too paranoid and scared to go through with it
You know how you shitpost on turkish tea ceremony BBS'es? I do the same. If you live in a decent sized city its very unlikely you'll run into any of your matches. If you're VERY paranoid you can spoof your GPS and hit on girls the next town over
When I was in Boston for four months a year back, I met a lovely, curvy black girl on my first week there.
She sucked and fucked the BIG IRISH COCK - 8 inches, niggers - like a pro for the whole four months. Lost my virginity to her although she doesn't know that. Her aunty wanted the BIC too, constantly flirting.
TL"DR: Superior 6'3 Irish Irish man cucks American black men
>>28423904
BIG
IRISH
COCK
>>28423904
Haha a similar thing happened to me on the way to the bank where I keep my millions of dollars
>>28423811
I can get almost alpha when I give no fucks. I also got insanely fucking lucky, I'll tell you that. Honestly, I was afraid of Jermaine and Ahmed ass-raping me but, as I said, I bought some condoms, wine, smoked a cigarette and went on with it. Also, when she sent me her address, it's in an ok area.
I'll probably message her tomorrow or something, I'd definitely like to see her again, and I felt like she would too. She's actually kinda cool to talk to and she has patrician taste in music.
It wasn't really awkward, at least not for her. I was a bit nervous but I went into overdrive mode and after a glass of wine and 20 minutes, it was all ok.
desu senpai, I had doubts, she looks way better than her photos.
>>28423812
Probably. That's what I was implying tho lel.
>>28423829
Don't care, my nigga.
>>28423854
Never had acne, except on my forehead when I was in middle school. I guess, but it's hidden by fat.
>>28423857
not french
>>28423003
>Tinder
>sweetheart
>>28423992
>Don't care, my nigga
Careful with this if you're going to regularly see a black woman
>>28423976
>A 6'3 white man with an 'exotic' accent would have a hard time pulling a black woman
Jamal's angry
>>28423711
>I'm not telling you not to fuck, fuck around.
I am
like the majority of adults have some form of genital warts
>>28423992
What kind of African is she?
>>28424064
AHAHAHAHA
What did you learn?
>>28423857
y a oik contre les francais?
>>28424010
Just cause she trolled for cock on tinder, doesn't mean she's not a fucking darling or whatever.
Not like I'll wife her.
>>28424023
Yeah, nah. Her hair felt weird, like...fucking springy.
>>28424069
Have no idea. She's born in France and I think that maybe she was adopted by a white family, so I didn't really get into it.
So you have the exotic foreigner bonus and that's why you got laid.
>>28424176
Ask her. How flat was her nose?
Face picture of her plz.
>>28424064
If everyone has it then how much of a problem is it really
Like cone on anon do you want to be a normie or not
>>28424228
She didn't have a white nose but not the flat gorrila like nose either.
>>28424278
This, it's perfectly normal, you just get them frozen off once in a while and you're good to go.
hows the herpe treating you?
Show her face, we'll be the judge if she is a qt or not.
>>28424354
No face photos, obviously
How attractive do you have to be to get Tinder hookups? Was able to meet with women interested in dates but now I just want sluts to fuck.
>>28424278
>If everyone has it then how much of a problem is it
like insanity amirite
>>28423003
You're the fat black nigger of white people
Stay on the dark side race traitor. Your day of reckoning will come, and you will burn with all the other degenerates
Maybe we will use you like a pig in the Middle Ages, using your excess nigger fat to burn down walls when we siege the degenerates
Fat fuck
>>28423992
how tall are you?
this is really important
>>28424603
you seem upset
>>28424644
5 10
>>28424695
You're the one who will be upset when the Day of Reckoning comes
You won't be able to hide. You will be afraid. You will be So Very Afraid.
>>28424695
What country are you from? Aus/NZ? Good work btw
>>28424872
Yeah, yeah, keep masturbating to other social retards going on sprees.
Too bad you're the lowest type of beta, you will never be able to achieve that type of infamous recognition you crave for, with your faux-dark edgy posts.
>>28424899
I'm from Romania, but I'm also quarter Greek.
>>28425038
>I'm from Romania, but I'm also quarter Greek.
What the fuck are you doing in Paris?
>>28425364
Stealing phones and cloning credit cards, obviously.
Studying.
>>28425413
Oh so you're just a horny degenerate college kid fucking another horny degenerate college kid? And this is an accomplishment to you? Who's paying for your shit btw?
>>28425413
>Studying.
Studying what, my gypsy friend?
>>28425479
You still sound upset, friend.
>>28425495
Non-stem scum, so it doesn't matter.
>>28425566
So what are you studying? How often do you get laid with your small dick?
>tfw no African Aryan gf
>>28425677
>African
>Aryan
Doesn't work like that, friendo.
>>28424603
Lmfao look at this basement dweller
>>28423003
I've never fucked a black woman, but I sometimes tell women when they get out of line to make them feel insecure. That is like my warning shot, if they keep telling me stuff from their sexlife I tell them I had sex with an asian girl whos pussy was superiorly tighter than that of any white woman. If I need to double down and play the gay card. Funny enough, that is the only thing I've actually done. But it was with a cute emo boy with no acne or beard, so it wasn't all faggy and shit. More like yaoi wich is perfectly heterosexual.
>>28426521
>More like yaoi wich is perfectly heterosexual
>>28423065
>but she kept snuggling to me and stroking my hair and stuff.
>>28423003
How do I fuck a black qt?
I'm not fat and my dick is fine
You probably just knocked her out with that beer can of a dick.
Post a face picture of her please
>>28423003
Post more of your dick please. Black fembot here. I love your body type and thick cocks make me crazy.
>>28428257
Wow, no shit.
>>28428387
husky white guys Are amazing. My bf is a huge neckbeard. I kinda developed a fetish for thicc white guys from hanging out with his nerdy white friends through puberty.
>>28423003
post more picctures of her, mate.
>>28423017
>>28423065
Kek+
negroes be nasty
>>28423003
either of you is french?
>>28428580
>My bf
>asks for random dick pics
This is why I'll never date one of you people.
>>28428924
LOL. I meant to say my brother.
TERRIBLE Freudian slip holyshit.
>>28428257
help his dick along, show us how you masturbate
That dick looks girthier than a fucking soda can. How did that even fit?
>>28424024
>assuming the guy's angry instead of keeping the bantz going
Tsk tsk
>>28428257
>tfw no one likes fat guys with micropenises
>>28423003
Did she let you put your penis in her butt?
>>28429164
Yeah. Let me just whip out me webcam and give everyone a free camshow!!
If I was into that I would do it for money desu. But I wish to stay relatively pure for future bf.
>>28423226
>they don't work 100% of the time
Of course they don't, BUT they do work 99.9% of the time...
I think the only STD that you can catch with condoms is Herpes
>>28423003
are those crutches? jesus christ
>>28429419
Dude but seriously don't stick your dick in a chick who has diseases. No point risking it. Not the anon your responding to btw.
>>28429380
Small dicks arent bad.
Chubby guys arent bad.
But trying to find it through fat folds is two things that dont go well together.
>>28423286
You are the supreme faggot. Literally one of the gayest posts I've ever seen.
>>28429458
I wouldn't, but unless you're in a relationship it's not like every girl you decide to fuck is going to bring a copy of a daily checkup from the clinic...
>>28425603
Thought this was inches for half a minute. I was like people in france do not have 16 inch dicks... r-right?
>>28429474
Yeah, better stick to white chicks then.
you can get herpes (and other stuff) while wearing a condom, and obvs you can get herpes from kissing
>>28429403
im alright with you not giving everyone a free show, as long as i get one
>>28429615
You have a micro penis. I would suggest Asians
On a scale of 1-10 how much gonorrhea do you have? 50% of black women have it. Might want to get checked before your dick falls off. On the bright side it is not like you were that likely to use it again anyways.
>>28429658
If you were op or some one equal to his sexy I would do it privately. But I would need proof first. Which puts us back to my original post.
Post dick.Or gtfo
>>28423152
Depends if you are in North America or Europe. In NA they teach you that there is a risk involved because even with condoms scientifically there is. It is not an insignificant risk either. In Europe they live in a magical land where everything just works out so if European don't worry about it, if you caught it it is your fault and not the condoms.
Enjoy your AIDS race traitor
>>28429702
alright, im off for the night, but i am a white chubby nerd. if you want, send me an email to [email protected], pic with some form of proof its you - timestamp or whatnot.
>>28423003
cool to hear that man , tinder you say ...do you have her profile pic to see what she looks like.
the body looks good as what i see on the pic.
>>28429702
What if it's not as big as the OP's though? :(
>>28429866
I'm not a size queen or anything. If anything Ops its too big. That thing looks dangerous. Just no micro penis pls.
>>28429906
What do black women define as micro, less than 5.5?
>>28429937
The one from the medical textbooks we read.
How to find black qt who doesn't fuck random Tinder guys?
>>28423003
Im happy for you senpai
unoriginal comments jalapeno bananas
I hope you don't ever have a kid with her. Mullatto's are fugly.
>>28423017
Have fun being a perma virgin faggggggggot
>>28430790
Find a black qt who only fucks strangers at the club
>>28432269
Can I have a black qt who doesn't fuck anyone but me and not before marriage or is that not on the menu?
>>28432359
I've seen some autistic weabo black girls who I suspect haven't even been kissed.
OkCupid has some.
>>28432193
Just when I think I don't like my looks I remember that I'm not half black, just pure italian white
>>28423070
Pretty much. I got herpes from a chick from tinder, I think...
>>28429140
You have a fetish for your brother?
Wut
