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beta male / cringe thread
>making fun of some little kid for picking out a good movie
Epic cringe my man.
>the pussies dry up within a 50 mile radius when this dumbfuck enters
>>28411804
>little kid with a little kid movie
What a fucking beta male! fucking faggot!
fuck da robot 0967324
32tgfwsg
>>28411804
pic related is absolutely laughable
dont see the cringe in the little kid tho op
>>28411804
that's a 11 year old
>>28411804
He probably not beat and bullied enough
>>28411804
Cone back when you actually got something that is cringy
OP thinking this is cringe is cringe in it of itself. Unless it was meant to be ironic.
https://youtu.be/Qx8krIr1Dhk
Look how beta this man is
>>28411851
>>28411862
>>28411880
jajaja upboted
scarf fags are the new fedoras
>>28412026
You recognize he's also wearing a fedora right.
>>28411804
bloxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcxxx
25014
>>28411987
>assblasted OP detected
>>28412048
The scarf is somehow even gayer than his straw fedora
>>28412076
Not really, I'm just sick of DUDE LE META faggots
It got old almost a decade ago
*wraps scarf*
>>28411987
Friendly reminder that JOHNNY DEPP is an atheist and literally spends his time watching Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, and Lawrence Krauss videos on YouTube.
>>28411843
It's funny because this guy is probably a hundred times more enjoyable to be around than most people on this board.
>>28412026
Scarfs died in 08 tho
>>28412391
and fedoras died in the 40's. Betas still wear them.
>>28411887
>never check me or my wife's trips ever again
>>28411843
This pic always makes me sad af. He looks so content with a junk food feast. Also he's polish so he's prolly got some gf
>>28411967
jesus christ I wish I were mel
>inb4 some legit autistic fuccboi doesn't see the problem with this
>>28412558
if this bothers you then you're a whiteknight faggot numale
>>28412693
> thinking rape is bad = whiteknight
>>28412558
>>28412693
This
Although women are going to be VERY butthurt which means whiteknight boners are gonna get super stiff
>>28412737
My problem is mostly with taking memes too seriously and le revealing your powerlevel.
Normie-tip: women talk about these kind of social retards, even invisible robots have better chances of getting laid than them.
>>28411843
Fuck you man poop cola man is based as fuck
>>28412429
One of the funniest posts i have seen here, actually kekked.
>>28411967
what the fuck is with the girl on the right's torso
>>28412693
>>28412737
>Hurh whiteknights
I hate women, you're still autistic fucks
>>28411967
Fuck...Mel Gibson is so fucking cool. Glad the Jews didn't take his spirit down.
>>28412693
>not supporting rape makes you a white knight
wew lad
And here I even hate women.
>>28412850
pregnancy destroys women's bodies
>>28412026
This place looks like Turkey
>>28411887
Kikestrian cuckservatives make me rage so hard. They are the normiest of normies.
>>28412814
Who gives a shit what women talk about?
>>28412153
this hurt me more than I'd like to admit.
>>28412850
Probably just an unfortunate angle. She's twisting in an awkward way too
>>28411804
Anime is neutral when it comes to alpha/beta nature.
I've seen weebs who virgins into their 40s, and I've seen them who were slaying pussy left and right. And then there is the entire otaku subculture where a man might be a loser to others looking in, but within his own social circle he's the alpha and he's fucking all the weeb chicks (some of whom can be rather attractive in a cheap way).
>>28411843
looks like preparations for a good time. maybe going to watch some violent euro sport, or perhaps see Fedor knock some nigga stupid.
>>28412947
Kek this
No wonder /a/ is both normalfag and robot at the same time
Except they don't hate each other unless they blog about gf etc
Also shiy thread since no one post /r9k/ cringe shit
>>28412286
Yes, but he's good looking so it isn't cringe when he does it.
Imagine being so beta you get nervous around 2D cardboard cutouts
>>28412558
There is absolutely nothing worse than bronies
>>28412947
>and I've seen them who were slaying pussy left and right.
No you haven't. Watching Japanese cartoons automatically makes one a beta. Tell any woman you watch anime and watch their facial expression.
>>28412026
that's actually a kuffiyeh
free palestine lads
>>28413088
Who was katyas beta ugly asian boyfriend. Still get mad whenever i see that picture.
Kiki's Delivery Service was an awesome, fun cartoon and I love it even now.
>>28413088
You don't tell a woman you do anything. That's a beta mistake right there. You simply do things and she will learn to like them or leave.
Every guy I've seen who watched anime never introduced himself by saying "I like to watch anime". They knew better than that. You don't say "I play video games" or "I read comic books" either. You stick to the extremely generic "I like to go out and do things. I like to be active".
Then you don't do that shit when she comes over. You sit around and watch fuckin' anime and she sits on the bed and fiddles with her phone or laptop until she gets bored and wants the D.
You have to be good looking or settle for lower numbered women if you want to do any of this.
I've seen all of this many times. Lived with several roommates over the years who watched anime every day and still had multiple girlfriends over the time I knew them.
I don't even watch much anime and I never got laid. /r9k/ has all these stupid rules about what you can and can't do with your hobbies and none of it matters.
Women fuck dudes who look good. He could be a furfag brony trekkie who sleeps with a body pillow. Women would still fuck him if he had good hair, high cheekbones, and a body like an underwear model.
>>28412693
>>28412737
If you think rape is okay then I hope you'd be perfectly fine with a gay man who is bigger and stronger than you holding you down and tearing your anus and rectum with his cock
>>28413088
I watch anime with women
>>28413015
That was precisely my point, dickhead.
Look at him.
>>28413328
He doesn't look like that anymore fampai.
>>28413355
He looks fine here:
https://youtu.be/ONIUeSO27F8?t=441
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462689976412.webm
Double feature post
PS no sound outside of /gif/ has been proven an unnecessary measure, screamers are rare and ineffective as fuck
>>28413328
im guessing you havent seen pics of him lately?
>>28411987
He's right though
Thisisanoriginalcomment
>>28411804
That's a good movie friendo
>>28413224
>cartoon
rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28413402
I don't need pics of him lately.
>>28411804
>robot selfie/candid photo thread
If i wasn't mobilecuck right now I'd post my own.
>>28411843
Guy looks like he'd bea nice friend
Better than any miserable fuck on here.
Including this post.
>>28411804
how is he beta?
he has pretty good taste desu
>>28411987
>mlp profile
>neckbeard
>green arrow meme outside of 4chan
>paris filter
>REALLY wants you to know he's an athiest, and thus better than you
God damn, son. Can't be real. Holy shit.
bosting classic Beta cringe
>>28411804
>>28411843
>two young lads who seem to be having a happy time is now "cringe"
The fuck is wrong with you cunts holy shit this is what normies do
>>28413610
he wrecked that cunt lel
>>28413660
They remind us of ourselves. We're not cringing at them, we're cringing at the mirror.
>>28412026
This is the new Chad btw women are insane
>>28413610
I want to believe this is some kind of satire or tongue in cheek joke because I don't like the alternative of someone out there having that little self awareness
>>28412286
Yeah well he had to say sorry about sneaking his faggy dogs into my country so he can fuck off
>>28413687
lol
wut
are you talking about anon
>>28411843
This looks pretty comfy though.
>>28413684
this is what real autism looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF2P-hLAZZ4
NITEJET is my hero
>>28413283
Since I'm a gay-leaning bisexual, I really wouldn't mind that too much.
>>28413720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
another classic
>>28413610
that bitch got told
>>28413236
betas write paragraphs on betas on the internet anonymously
Spoiler alert: It wasn't even a real girl
>>28413832
Part deux, that's all I saved
>>28412356
but this picture describes r9k your R-tard
>>28413832
Is this why people catfish? I never really believed people would actually fork shit over to a picture of a female. This is actually genius.
>>28412558
I agree with him, and I'm not a bronie or autistic, but you sure are a beta cuckfag
>>28413832
>>28413854
man..........
>Fuck you low content eat a fdick
>>28413399
Those 5 pics of him go perfect with the
>wake me up
>wake me up inside
>cant wake up
>wake me up inside
>SAAAAAAVE MEEEEE
Someone with skills/not on mobile pls make this
>>28412904
Other women, some of whom I might want to have sex with. Sometimes diplomacy is the best path dude
>>28413854
How do you know the right thing to say?
>>28413867
Lonely people will pay money in an attempt to feel love? Gives me an idea as well...
>>28414092
shit has really gotten out of hand since those caps were taken, I won't even save boobstreamer donation screenshots they depress me
>>28413399
Why didn't anyone slap him?
>>28413399
Holy shit that Webm is too real
>>28414128
>my little resume
>>28413399
>kid in the front just plugs his ears
my sides
fuck off kiki's delivery service is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD5t-0ARP0g
I watched this the first time in 1991 I think, I was 3.
You probably weren't even born when Spirited Away came out you damned LOSER OMEGA MALE
>>28414128
This can't be real
Bloxofjfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p_tb9jEgHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6203oIRC0I
>>28414128
holy fucking shit I know the guy who made that no joke, fuck me he even told me the reason he made that I just can't remember it damn it.
>>28414128
Well the point of a resume is to make it stand out to potential employers. I'm sure it did the job.
>>28414383
was it an ironic thing or is he really an autistic brony
>>28412163
Still probably gets more pussy than 80% of this board
>>28411967
>the faggots in the background
>>28414393
Ultimately you want to be hired though. You don't want your employer thinking you have peter pan syndrome and watch pony cartoons for children.
>>28414128
>>28414393
On the plus side, if he wants to keep his unemployment benefits, that resume is the absolutely best one possible. It's sad how the system works - some people will purposely give the absolute worst interviews solely because they're required to apply for a certain amount of jobs to continue recieving welfare.
>>28414400
Highly doubt he's ever gotten pussy
>>28412558
Is that a fucking tattoo in his profile picture?
>>28413684
I've met people who are actual white-knights like this. They're real. People are actually this retarded. It's better to accept that people are retarded than to assume they're not.
>>28413088
I lost my virginity while I was showing some girl Madoka Magica.
>>28413985
gotcha enjoy oc boys
>>28411804
>being a tasteless peasant
is dis a rare?
>>28414523
>Lying on the internet
Why? You're full of shit
>>28414523
I believe you, me and my girlfriend lost our virginity to each other watching hellsing ultimate in my room
>>28414574
original shitbost
>>28414574
that's a chad making a joke tho
>>28413355
DUDE PIRATES LMAO
>>28414670
Was your girlfriend a 1/10 hambeast?
>>28414724
No she's a high test cutie, we've decided were going to marry. We are deeply in love. She turns me the fuck on and that's what matters, she worships my mediocre body too. I find think 8th was possible to live like this but it is. Just keep trying robot, in any way you can come up with. carve your path
>>28414714
I don't know m8, he does look like Chad I'll give you that
>>28411843
he looks sweet, don't take the piss
>>28414574
>>28414675
This is why God stopped talking to us.
>>28411804
most effective bait i've seen in a while tbqh
>>28414773
>high test
that's a nice way of saying fat.
>We are deeply in love. She turns me the fuck on and that's what matters, she worships my mediocre body too
Yep, she's definitely fat and ugly.
>>28411843
People are so fucked up. This picture only gets saved and shared so we can make fun of him, fuck you assholes. How can you claim to be a robot then go and shit on some guy for his looks? Just despicable
>>28414950
You're right, this is a normie thread. Robots dont cringe. We are the cringe. REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28415006
it's a slightly different kind of cringe, don't be such a newfag
I want to disbelieve
>>28413236
Step one to getting laid is being attractive.
Easiest way is to get fit and have a nice body. Being a butterface might have mixed result, but it'll still work for reeling them in.
You could also opt for filling in niches, like being just cute or something else, but that limits your market.
why can't this be fake?
>>28415123
>(lol) (lol) (lol)
That was painful to read
>>28415106
AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
SOLID FUCKING TWENTY CARAT GOLD
>>28413399
>That Tom & Jerry scream at 0:13
>>28415106
>This kitty has claws
she's more cringe worthy than he is
>>28413786
Looks like Jeb! has really gone off the rails
>>28415373
hahahhahahhahhahahfisdVGOASVDHFPVJD
>>28415094
>tfw I was there for that thread
It was much worse if it was actually true, OP sounded pretty distressed.
Shame he was still a virgin at the end of the day.
>>28415123
Wow that, that was... Heavy man.
Wow.
His flirting is the aquivalent of a stranger grabing you in the dead of the night, shaking you and shouting:
>LET ME LOVE YOU!
>>28412858
They've only made him STRONGER.
>>28413832
>>28413854
It's no wonder so many men these days want to become women.
>>28415106
holy shit, he is so retarded, but she, is like she was waiting for this, thats not an improvised text desu
>>28411804
the fact you target some normal 10 year old to try and make yourself feel better makes you cringiest beta here
>>28412356
this
so many angry omegas on here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcv3SSQf1oU
>>28415873
id like to interject, more men wanting to become a woman is a myth. More men are coming out of the closet, the same number was always in the closet.
>tfw I was the fat kid through my teenage years
>>28416327
>tfw I was a chad in highschool but a car accident left me bedridden for half a year so I got fat and never had the motivation to go back to chadom
>>28413088
You clearly have never been to a aniem con before. Stacys go to anime cons now, so do Chads. It has nothing to do with whether you like anime or not it still comes down to whether or not your a Chad. Chad can like anime all he wants and Stacy still fucks him, a robots even looks in the direction of a stacy cospalyer and hes either laughed at or sue for sexual harassment.
>>28416230
That's true but if you factor in media propaganda, which is more powerful now than it has ever been, plus the diminishing of male power, then it's possible there could be an increase in the numbers. They've already started pumping such ideas into children's cartoons. You know what they say, get them early and all that.
>>28416369
You mean attention whores dress provocatively and walk around in their costumes from nerds wet dreams to gain attention and money from beta orbiters. Nobody is getting laid at an anime convention and Chads sure as hell don't go there.
>>28411804
Guess what board I got this from
>>28416369
Do you think that completely average woman in your pic is a Stacy? Look at the nerds behind her. Look at her hair dye and that sign beside her (le ebin women can dress how they want, but behave accordingly or else). She's a SJW trying to instigate betas into staring and feeling shitty.
>>28416402
>Nobody is getting laid at an anime convention and Chads sure as hell don't go there.
You clearly haven't been to one, I see plenty of Chads and Stacys at the con I go to every year. Lurk /cgl/ and you can find out what those people are really like, I remember the thread for my con was on there and people were talking about cospaly orgys and shit making fun of betas who had a problem with it because they weren't invited.
Theres even guides on this shit now for Chads to get laid at cons and even in those guides it still makes fun of the betas that go to cons. I know at my con theres always raves at the end of the night where people are doing drugs and dancing with each other then when its over you see half naked stacys with chads going back to their hotel rooms.
>>28416421
The pic was more of a reference to the sexual harassment thing not saying shes a stacy. Also thats a wig not dyed hair, cosplayers normally wear wigs since its easier.
>>28414393
>well if i cover my entire resume in shit and send it to the employer, it will stand out so it's good to cover your resume in shit!
>>28416462
>You clearly haven't been to one, I see plenty of Chads and Stacys at the con I go to every year
No you don't. You think they are Chads and Stacys because you're the type of person who thinks people get laid at anime conventions. Grown men with qualities a woman wants doesn't watch Japanese cartoons and doesn't go to conventions for them.
>>28416462
>The pic was more of a reference to the sexual harassment thing
Exactly. Those nerds can't contain themselves, you don't see those signs at beaches,clubs or the gym where most Chads and Stacys are.
The guy in OP's pic is like 19 that's why it's supposed to be cringe
>>28413399
Both the kid in the picture and the kid in the video should not exist.
>>28416492
>No you don't
Says who? a person thats never been to one. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Nerd shit is the new fad that stacys and chads have latched on to so naturally they want to go to cons because the stacys think cosplay is cute and the chad thinks he will get laid. You would of been right maybe 10-15 years ago but times have changed.
i'm not even one of the ones that gets laid at these things hince why i'm on this board but I know what I see at cons hot cosplay stacys and a chads flirting with them. And even though I don't browse there just for shits and giggle i'll read the thread on /cgl/ about my con and hear all the stories of cospaly chads getting laid and making fun of the betas who can't.
>inb4 you believe everything thats posted on 4chan.
These stories are common everywhere just google anime con sex stories or how to get laid at an anime con and you will find results out the ass.
>>28411843
looks comfy af
my birthday was yesterday so i made myself two pizzas and had some ginger beer it was pretty great
>>28411843
>Hoop Cola
10/10 taste
>>28416546
>Says who?
Reality. I don't have to go to one to know Anime is for autistic NEETS and people with peter pan syndrome. You think real Chads and Stacys would do anything but ridicule your Japanese cartoon obsession and a convention for it?
>>28416572
Like I said 10-15 years ago you would of been right. But sad;y these are the type of people who go to cons now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxcdAfVFs4
Also here is chads guide
http://www.returnofkings.com/37273/a-guide-for-getting-laid-at-anime-conventions
Pic related is an anon Chad cosplayers story of sticking his dick in crazy stacy at a con.
>>28416572
They have a vague idea of what it is, and what's superficially unique about it. They "get" it, like you might "get" the appeal of fencing or "get" why someone might be really into cars.
>>28412693
anon is using the term "fuccboy". he's a fucking faggot alright
>>28416596
>these are the type of people who go to cons now
All I see are fat girls and weak and dorky dudes.
>>28416631
>All I see are fat girls and weak and dorky dudes.
I'll give you some of the weak dudes since its more of a stacy thing to cosplay, but if you seriously think all those girls are fat you're either really stupid or you're just trying too hard when you know you've been proven wrong.
There are dozens of these types of videos for a bunch of cons all them feature stacys cosplaying since no one wants to see the fat chicks or the dorky dudes.
>>28416596
The first reply wasn't me how ever yeah, Those girls are average or ugly with like one or two stacys. Those guys though are beta as you'd expect.
>>28416669
Not all of them. But definitely most of them. Even the ones that might appear somewhat skinny are just skinnyfat. Gross.
And yes, you're right... these fat and dorky people are the most attractive people this con had to offer. Think about that for a moment.
>>28416686
>>28416687
God no wonder you guys are on /r9k/
Most of those girls weren't fat maybe some had a little meat but not more than your average Stacy.
The chads aren't really going to be featured in the videos since they normally don't cosplay that much and only really hang out with the cosplay girls. Most of the time its the beta orbiters who are the male cosplayers. although I have seen some pretty chad looking fucks cosplaying at my con there was a whole group of them at mine cosplaying as starter pokemon but doing it literally half naked so stacys would notice them. And guess what they did, they were all up on them.
Also even if you disagree that they're stacys they're still not the landwhales you would expect and they're still getting laid by chads at cons and participating in a slew of degeneracy.
>>28415123
She handled that really well.
>>28416739
>thesis: chads and stacys are the kind of people at cons now!
>evidence: dorky, fat girls and dorky beta dudes
>conclusion: just because my evidence doesn't isn't any evidence that my thesis is correct, doesn't mean my thesis isn't correct!
>>28416739
Chads and stacys don't go to anime conventions. Time to wake up. Look at this shit you posted.
>>28416405
I'm pretty sure it's from original /v/
>>28416755
The argument was more about people getting laid but whatever. The girls aren't fat at all they're borderline stacy to stacy. If anything some just have a tiny bit of thickness and even stacys have that and chads love it ie muh high test meme.
I honestly don't want to be right here, if cons were for beta people they would be a lot better, normalfags and chads and stacys ruined cons and changed from actually caring about what you're there for to just another wat to enact their degeneracy.
Hell theres thousands of these videos online i just picked one at random, where you can see stacys cosplaying at cons. You're literally living 15 years in the past if you think these things are still for betas.
Since you sound like a full blown normalfag you should go to a con you sound like you would have no problem picking up a cosplay stacy.
>>28416769
Yeah i'm looking at it and seeing stacys everywhere.
>>28416886
>When you're wrong but you change what the argument was about so that you can keep trying to "win" it
>>28413355
Jesus Christ. He looks like me there. How the fuck did he fall so far? Is his alcoholism that severe?
>>28411804
>>28411843
I know people like to laugh at these pictures of "beta" males, or "cringe" photos. "Dorky" looking guys just enjoying a simple moment in their lives. But just for a second, forget about women. Take women out of the equation. Pretend women don't exist. Who is left to judge these men? Other men. No one else. Suddenly all these "pathetic" men are no longer so pathetic. They are just human beings enjoying a simple moment in their lives. Enjoying a cheap meal, a day out, a "weird" hobby.
These men are only pathetic in the eyes of women. You, a male, only think they are pathetic because you are believing the standards set by women. You think that doing so will eventually win you favor with women. You tell yourself "I'm not a loser like that guy". But it won't win you favor. At least not for long. That's the lesson you will eventually learn. You can be rich and handsome and still a women can eventually judge and degrade you as "a loser" and then divorce you and take half of everything you own, and move onto her next victim. Women are always looking for more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more. Think of everything men give to women. Cars, roads, electricity, books, food, water, shelter...and what do women give in return? Their vaginas. Or the "you're a fucking creep" look when they see you. That's it.
Don't ever judge other men on the standards of women. To do so is to judge a competition and declare there are "no winners". Because women have impossible standards. They are never happy. They can have a mansion, a Chad husband and the flashest car on the street, and still be thinking "I can do better". Nothing will ever make her happy. Men on the other hand, can go camping with a basic tent and survival equipment, and be perfectly happy and content.
Now I'm not saying you can't judge other men. But next time you do, ask yourself this: am I a woman?
>>28415985
yeah. Something tells me she screen capped this herself for her /niceguys/ tumblr page. Probably excited to be able to dish out the pain to some dweeb.
>>28414128
His resume seems impressive, but the brony shit ruins it
>>28416913
The argument was about both I just focused more on the sex part hell when I linked the video I posted an anons sex story as well as a guide on the internet to how people get laid at cons. I did make the point that chads and stacys go there but it was more about the sex part.
Then when I posted the video anons were just "Maybe if I call them fat by ridiculous high standards it will prove me right xD"
>>28414353
I don't really see anything wrong with this. I think goths are fags but who cares if they rave under underpasses as long as they don't hurt anyone or break the law
>>28416327
>Me at 13
>>28417012
> as long as they don't hurt anyone or break the law
The siren call of the cuck, gentleman.
Thought I miss-clicked on /b/ for a second.
>>>/b/
>>28411987
>ignorant goat herders
The Jews were a warring tribe who worshipped a god of war.
>3000 years ago
5000 years ago
>providing us with food
He provided them with victory in battle. The "goat herders" would've defeated this cuck's ass easy.
>nonexistent diety
>implying the "ignorant goat herders" got where they are with their goat herding skills
>>28411804
>inb4 le go back to
>>28415106
the cringe part is her reply right? never seen a girl spending so much time rejecting a loser
>>28414128
You know how I know this is fake? It's thermal neutron spectroscopy not spectrometry. I didn't get a nuke degree for nothing
>>28416405
>I penetrade your angus
>>28414574
This is funny
>>28414675
This is cringey
>nectar feminino
>>28416596
>asked me if i wanted to eat my cum and i said no
>"yea u do"
Who /Graverobber/ here?
>Want to dig up an old grave
>Interested in all eras
>In my country you won't find many graves older than the 19th century so I guess that's my limit
>Don't mean any disrespect to the inhabitants
>Figure none of their descendants will care about them now
>Might even be able to come across an entirely abandoned cemetery
>just want to touch and feel items from that period eg clothes, jewellery, hair, bones, teeth.
>Think I would feel awe from being in commune with another era
What do you guys think?
>>28417288
>What do you guys think?
Just go to a genuine antique store m8. Digging up graves isn't cool.
>>28417320
But it won't be as special because other people will have handled the items. I won't be the first one to unearth, see and touch them for more than a century. That's the closest to time travel I'll ever get.
>>28416596
wanted to post a screenshot of a cringe reply but then i scrolled down and there are too many ! its like every beta whiteknight googled how to get laid at a con and found that website making fun of them
>>28417288
wrong thread ?
>>28417350
>wrong thread ?
wrong thread
>>28411887
>my wife cheated on me and heres why i think its just GREAT
>because im too afraid that she'll divorce me and make me pay for her new house with jamal
>>28413610
No way that this isn't fake
My favorite
https://youtu.be/OhJQVVAN2Ho
>>28413082
>god who does that guy think he is? sitting at his desk with his own stuff? ashaha! stacy and chad will so get a kick out of this picture i took without him noticing, maybe they will accpet me into being popular for making fun of someone seemingly lesser than me, lol ill make an ironic grunt noise caption on my iphone
i can think of one type of person that is worse
>>28413789
no.
>up down round and round let me post you stupid clown
>>28417538
I think she had IVF rather than a full taste of the BBC. Still disgusting cuckery, also they adopt non-white kids and only non-white.
>>28416970
Holy shit this is excellent anon. If I stop caring about women I'm left with some health issues, which I can work on... Good shit I'm already happier.
>>28417288
fucking lost
>>28417687
stop using the tern "bbc" ffs you're just promoting cuckoldry when you do
>>28416596
That last part is really, REALLY fucking hot
holy shit
>>28416970
this
cheesecake
>>28417687
thats the story they will tell the priest , they dont want to go to hell for cheating such influential god loving church goers like they are
>>28414675
Third world leftists are fucked in the head I tell you what.
Some leftist TEACHER took a dump on a picture of a right wing politician recently. Barbaric.
I'll post some beta shit for you guys
straight up fucking insane
>>28411804
I don't get it. Are kids that age already expected to have a more "mature" taste?
asian masculinity the pic
the cuckening happened
sperglady
>>28413399
I remember reading somewhere this photoset was not for a girl who left him, but his sister that died.
>>28416492
Yeah dude, unfortunately people get laid at cons. Chads just go there to fuck hot in vute costumes. That's why I fuckin hate cons.
>>28417890
>boobies
>fat
>beard and glasses and hair like that
Why do I find this adorable?
>>28417908
these are ezmode
>>28413854
>gamer_romeo
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA this nerd needs to go kill himself
>>28411804>tfw no rubber gf t b h
>>28417288
Grave desecration is a heavily punished crime and I would beat the shit out of your neckbeard ass if i caught you.
I'd rather be a normal person
>>28418049
he looks happy
it's bizarre that most of the people who composite themselves with their waifus actually look like alright fellows with a healthy sense of humor
>>28418085
furthering evidence
>>28412391
go out, there is a new wave of it, even my hipster dad wears scarf.
>>28418049
Pretty sure that's that kid matty b who does awful song covers on youtube.
>>28411843
>>28411804
These guys don't look beta, just wakward and ugly. Betaness is a weakness of spirit, a negative character trait. Sometimes you can tell that someone is beta by how he dresses (numale plus SJW bullshit), but generally it's expressed through actions. I'm ugly as fuck, but I'm less beta than 90% of men (I'm still unloved, because girls don't care about virtue).
>>28417942
I know this is ancient, but was there ever any follow up to this?
>>28418161
Yeah: It was fake.
>>28413399
L M F A O
M
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>>28413399
Holy shit
Orangeanal
I suppose /r9k/ is well aware of this phenomenon by now
>>28414675
>Implying that ritual consumption of the elixir rubea is "beta"
Do you even sex magick, pleb?
>>28418366
>there are whiteknights who will give women on the internet over 10 grand
>>28412286
>friendly reminder
>comparing yourself to Johnny depp despite not being a famous, rich, and good looking actor
b8
>>28413088
I know shit tonnes of girls who watch anime and have become close to them by talking to them about it.
I'm like 80% sure if they were interested in me, the anime thing would still be what made us meet if we were going to do lewd things
>>28413399
39 likes. fucking hell
>>28415123
>*Begins the slow process of seduction*
my sides
>>28415106
This seems like something a Tumblrina shooped this to show everyone how "sassy" she is
>>28415106
>feminist and fedora doublecringe
>>28411844
lol
4537453
>>28413088
my girlfriend is a qt asian, and we watch anime together because i dont look and dress like a fuck. it's really not hard and no this is not bait.
>tfw I'm from that end of the country
A made a thread the other day about hanging yourself and someone said it was possible to do it in such a way you become light-headed.
Does anyone know how I would do that?
>>28418366
Jesus fucking christ why? How lonely can you be to do this
>>28418608
Sorry, meant to make a thread.
>>28418430
No you don't faggot. This is cringey you nerds pretending women like your faggy jap cartoons.
>tfw no qt ogre bf
>>28418612
they're arab sheiks with oil money
doesn't make it any less pathetic tho
>>28418647
This always intrigues me and it makes me quite sad that so many questions I have about this will remain unanswered.
>>28418402
It's those damn Saudi oil princes, man.
>>28418085
That's MattyB.
He is as far from a robot as you can possibly get. Google him
>>28418656
desu if I was a billionaire I would drop tens of thousands on whores too. I'd probably spend it on girls with little attention who are more real and then see where it takes me.
Imagine owning 1000$ and if you spent one cent on a girl she will talk to you on cam and do all kinds of stuff for you. Why would you not do it? That's how it feels for those sheiks.
Fuck, look at Israeli chad, he's ugly, dumb and beta and for a couple thousand he rents Eliza's body and mind for weeks, and he hasn't even earned a single cent of this money himself, and he will inherit his family's fortune later on. The money is absolutely nothing to him, but it buys him something most people can't dream of getting.
>>28413903
The robot is right, your useless comment isnt needed
>>28414429
Yeah with a face like that,honestly...
>>28414128
>>28414128
Holy fuck i can't stop laughing at this lmmmaaaaaooooo
>>28418647
>tfw ogres are real
>>28412558
>posting that as cringe on a mysogynistic board
you don't belong here redditor
>>28411887
right click google image searched this image. woman was infertile. they did an embryo transplant. decided to go with an african american donor. dude inseminated.
why
>>28417582
>Wo ist mein Kind?
>>28418784
Do you talk about roasties and sjw with your parents?
>>28417890
It's funny how seemingly innocent it is.
Would you send a nude pic or dick pic to a beta gay bro for his birthday?
>>28418966
I would, actually
If they actually wanted that it'd make me happy knowing someone found me attractive, I don't really care who gets off to it
>>28411843
fuck off
dude looks pretty chill
would hang out with him
>>28417582
>>28417582
i couldn't watch further than 1 minute,
fucking isis beheadings are more pleasant than this shit
>>28418920
I love these so much
Why are the kids from my country so very awful
>>28418369
>aleister crowley
>faggot left hand pather who got kicked out of the Golden Dawn
Might as well be a Dianic Wiccan.
>>28418920
Why would I care what normies think? Also, that guy is funny as fuck.
>>28418737
>Imagine owning 1000$ and if you spent one cent on a girl she will talk to you on cam and do all kinds of stuff for you.
>will talk to you on cam and do all kinds of stuff for you.
Even in your fantasies, you're beta as fuck. Oil sheiks can spend that money on literal whores and concubines with no legal repercussions, not fully clothed women who play video games on the internet. Amhai's buddies fly Instagram models out to the Gulf, give them a few grand and a few meals at "exotic" restaurants, and do whatever shit (often literal scat play) they want with them, and this faggot gives $12,000 to a plain jane streamer who put his name on a webpage.
>>28417582
God damn, this made me so sad. Poor mother. Can you imagine? What if you meet your perfect virgin cutie / successful chad, you get married, you have children, and then one of them grows up to be a disgusting degenerate?
I could deal with robot / weeaboo / edgelord children, but a brony? Might as well never have kids.
>>28414950
Agreed. I hate embarassing videos and awkward pictures of people being shared as cringe. That shit sticks forever, and especially in a place like this is just pure hypocrisy to make fun of.
>>28419308
Those will be whores though, not real persons. The streamer with 500$ donations total will be incredibly grateful and sweet, and they can have lighthearted conversations about her mundane life, and maybe he can even fly her in to wow her and fuck her, if he wants. A real girl, with real feelings, not some soulless Stacy slut.
Not all Arab sheiks are degenerate ultra Chads who want nothing but get their dick wet with plastic barbie #32141423.
People are the same everywhere, regardless of money and culture. There's the same spread of inclinations and temperaments, the size of the groups might differ, but not the nature. There's niggers who are docile weeaboo nerds as well.
>>28417884
>mfw my name is Alex
I can masturbate to this
>>28419384
>Those will be whores though, not real persons.
>he thinks there's a difference
>The streamer with 500$ donations total will be incredibly grateful and sweet, and they can have lighthearted conversations about her mundane life
She'll humor him in hopes of receiving more cash, just like a whore, the only difference is she won't have any obligation to fuck him. If he wants to have any sort of meaningful conversation, he's better off talking to a man for free.
>and maybe he can even fly her in to wow her and fuck her, if he wants.
Yeah, maybe. Or maybe she'll just milk him for cash while doling out attention at her leisure, the moving on to some other cuck if he ever develops enough self-respect to stop paying.
>A real girl, with real feelings, not some soulless Stacy slut.
>he honestly thinks they're not all soulless Stacy sluts
Oh, anon, how innocent.
>>28413088
Have you ever talked to a woman AT ALL ?
Dude., if you seem confident in what you like you can say you're into fuckdolls and it won't be important to anyone.
>>28419479
cmon now anon. you overdosed on red pills
You have no basis to "cringe" at anyone
>>28419512
That better be a girl and not a little boy. If not, he better have an HRT plan for when he hits puberty.
>>28419562
What's it to you?
asdfasdfdfd
>>28419512
The fact is there's literally no reason to interact with or provide for a modern woman unless she's providing domestic or sexual services for you.
>>28419596
Tomboy girls/manly chubby girls > traps any day anon. That's all. I got a bit of a halfchub and didn't know what to make of it.
>>28417582
As a German this was extra painful.
>>28419652
Have this picture. It should clear things up.
>>28418866
Huh, thanks for the facts dude, I never would've bothered.
>>28419495
Women are creatures of status. She wants to lord her man over her friends in Instagram pictures and lame ass facebook posts. You will not see any decent woman with an anime watching man child. Confidence only goes so far.
>>28418584
>moyes
>moyes is a pretty original guy tbqh dont mute me
>>28419673
Teach me your beautiful language.
>>28418920
this guys uk, can tell from the bants
>>28418737
Well no, I'd spend the money to better myself and get my own gf, why would I give money to a camgirl who doesn't actually care about me when I could just hire a prostitute?
>>28419913
Because loveless sex is bullshit. Having a genuine positive interaction with someone is infinitely better.
>>28419938
How will giving money to a camgirl who's goal is to make money give you a genuine positive interaction?
>>28419967
Her motivation for the conversation doesn't affect the content of the conversation to a high degree.
>>28417538
Where did betas get the idea that this is how divorce works? It's sad how you've turned it into some huge boogeyman to justify your loneliness.
>>28416970
What? Cringe threads are 99% of the time men laughing at men. Women have nothing to do with it.
>>28411887
> Embyro implant
wow its nothing
>>28411804
I worked in HMV for like 7 years.
Halcyon days.
>>28417582
Implying they aren't both super cringe.
>What has god done to you?
>When did you become an animal?
Nice vid
>>28416970
>These men are only pathetic in the eyes of women.
No you are pathetic in the eyes of other men too.
>>28417582
> Wo ist mein kind?
That hit hard
I could dump my entire Jeb folder, but this is not /pol/ Im afraid
>>28417582
The boy shows very little emotion or care for his mother's horror throughout this video.
Everything he says is so matter-of-fact it's eerily robotic.
>>28417942
>idk give him angry eyebrows or something
kek
>>28417582
This isn't even cringey, this is just sad. The son is a disgrace and all the mom wants to do is take her family to a theme park and he doesn't even want to at least give her that happiness. What a terrible son.
>>28417582
i love how you faggots actually support the overly christian mother looking inside the closet of his grown up son
like who the fuck cares if he fucks plushies if he likes it its not like he is actually a criminal or doing drugs fucking idiots /pol/ is the other way
>>28411843
dope lunch fammy,
mind if I join?
>>28421007
Fuck you ponyfag. Who cares if she's religious? Why doesn't the parent get to look inside the closet? It's her house and she's raising the little shit. It's a parents job to make sure their child is on the right path. I wish I had parents.
>>28411804
Dumping my POF screenshots
>>28421063
>iam underage the post
calling me a ponyfag for commenting on a video that has nothing to do with ponies? the original was uploaded way long before my little pony generation 4 was a thing the plushie the mother is talking about was a tiger plush
also ever heard about privacy? do you want your mom to look up all the websites you go to or go inside your room whenever she pleases? what the guy did was in his own privacy and his own thing the only thing i understand about the son being wrong is the fact that he wanted to bring the plushie with him to the family vacation thats deffinitly wrong but other than that the mom is overreacting and if she is such a great mom then why is the kid a plushie fucker in the first place?
>>28411843
I don't get it, when we laugh at "Beta Cringe" it should be like presentations of MLP or them actually doing something cringy. This guy is just enjoying his snacks, it's not like he's wearing a minecraft hoodie carrying pinkie pie or some autistic shit.
>>28411804
And tinder
Originaldo
>>28421007
>overly christian
>who cares if he fucks plushies
You're the idiot if you think Christianity is worse than having a gross and disturbing paraphilic disorder.
>>28421175
>lmao this guy plays guitar AND has beliefs in a supernatural force i don't believe in!!!
kys
>>28421147
Sorry for not knowing the difference between your stuffed animal fetishes. He lives under her roof, his privacy is up to his parents discretion. She's cool enough and willing to take the weirdo on a family vacation and listen to this ungrateful faggot. You're probably the kind of kid who'd freak out in the cereal isle when he didn't get what he wanted.
>>28421253
i just know more about the topic at hand considering that this is a pretty old vid
and no just because you live under someones roof doesnt mean they can just step all over your privacy
but considering that you are most likely a person who is into "being found out" while doing kinky stuff that video probably turns you on immensivly and you always hated the fact that your mom never came into your room while you fapped
>>28421247
are you also an overweight low test faggo with long hair?
>>28421340
>and no just because you live under someones roof doesnt mean they can just step all over your privacy
It's their house, of course they can. If they are paying to support your ass and keep you alive, they do.
>but considering that you are most likely a person who is into "being found out" while doing kinky stuff that video probably turns you on immensivly and you always hated the fact that your mom never came into your room while you fapped
Only a mentally ill doll-fucker could think of some shit like this. I see I was right however. You are that miserable little shit entitled kid who never grew up.
>>28421225
i think being overly christian and devoting all your life to something that does not exist is more crazy than sticking your dick inside a plushie yes
shouldnt you go back to /pol/? also you forgot to say degenerate like 5 times come on step up your game but nice one with the fedora pic i love seeing it
>>28416739
You're kind of wrong there aren't a lot of chads at cons that don't have something to do with cosplay or the cosplayers. Male Chad cosplayers and photographers are by far the most popular males at cons bar none. The female stacys that cosplay don't like a lot of the people that go to cons and have no idea what is going on.
>>28421393
being entitled now officialy means wanting to have privacy ok than weirdo probably having your moms panties over your head now while thinking about her thighs squashing your dick you perverted freak~
>>28421452
If you consider having the right to have no interaction or rules in a home you're a guest in privacy, then yes that's subjectively up to the home owner and you are an entitled dipshit who should live on his own instead of forcing the people who care for you to worry about you and suffer.
>an weirdo probably having your moms panties over your head now while thinking about her thighs squashing your dick you perverted freak~
I don't even know why I'm replying to this b8
>>28417595
Cringed at your post.
Disgusting horsefucker.
>>28415123
>why can't this be fake
What makes you think it isn't? It's an online class so it's not far-fetched that someone would troll in that case.
>>28421502
well ok than but looking up someones closet without them wanting it is still invasion of privacy
thats illegal where i live actually
>>28412925
why, are you the kid?
>>28417928
>tfw the girl I had oneitis for has slept with over 30 people now, although most of them were relationships
She monkey branches from one guy to the next. Glad I'm finally getting over that shit and getting some dignity. Still wish she'd take my virginity though.
>>28412947
This. Probably the biggest chad/slayer I've ever met in my life was some Italian guy who was the brother of my cousins wife.
Muscular surfer with long hair and rolling in pussy 24/7. Probably a bigger weeb than most people on 4chan. His whole house was full of anime shit.
>>28421411
Holy fuck. This is /r9k/ but at least everyone here is self aware. Christianity has produced some beautiful works of art and music. What has shoving your disgusting fetish down everyone's throats accomplished? You think worshiping a god that teaches to love (at least in the new testament) is far worst then wanting to fuck an animal?
>le epik go back to /pol/
even /pol/fags aren't this insane. They at least respect morality. You? You would be ok with letting your son want to fuck animals? Go home, stupid autist.
>>28421591
It's illegal for a parent too look in a closet in their own house they are paying for? What kind of backwards shit hole do you live in?
>>28421643
where did i ever say about shoving a fetish in someones face? you can be into anything you like aslong as you dont annoy anybody else with it thats all right with me
also again worshiping anything is just dumb plain and simple and also if you fuck a plushie doesnt mean you want to fuck an animal too
just talking logic here
>>28421684
uninvited and for no reason yes it is
iam sorry that i live in a developed country that respects privacy
>>28421710
How can they be uninvited to something they own and pay for? This kid is clearly not paying rent. I don't think you grasp the concept of ownership.
>>28421123
>>28421175
continue dumping.
also, post yourself.
why the fuck is most of this "cringe" stuff just older men living their private lives the way they want to live it. I get it a little bit, I understand laughing at someone who goes out into public wearing a fedora and holding a pony plushie or something similar. But alot of these images are just pictures of people doing what they like to do in private.
This "cringe" thing is a reddit phenomenon. It's not chads sharing cringe photos, it's other betas trying to convince themselves that they aren't beta. It's the person one rung above these people on the social ladder trying to attack them to raise their status. People who share cringe images act like fucking women, they think that by judging everyone like a woman that they become more desirable in the eyes of women. Thirsty betas that want so desperately to be a big bully alpha chad
>>28413328
did he have a cigarette permanently attached to his lip in his youth? i think i've never seen a picture of young depp without a cigarette.
>>28421780
i dont think you grasp the concept of privacy? why do the parents need to look inside the closet of their own kid and constantly annoy it? overly protective parents are the worst and are the reasons why numales and nice guys are made
dont you /pol/tards hate them as well? and dont you guys preach for privacy too? you are weird probably only a daywalker
>>28421831
You aren't entitled to privacy while you're still under the care of your parents.
>>28421843
ok you said it iam done goodbye
>>28411804
How is that cringe? Kiki's delivery service was good. She was my first waifu too.
>>28421851
Goodbye you absolute parasite.
>>28421860
you are the parasite here and i hope to god your mom bursts inside your room while you fap
>>28413399
boi that is some wailing
how did he hurt himself?
>>28421831
You don't understand. It's not an invasion of privacy to something that is already theirs. Why do parents have to meddle in their kids affairs? Maybe because they are the ones raising them. How autistic are you?
>overly protective parents are the worst and are the reasons why numales and nice guys are made
dont you /pol/tards hate them as well? and dont you guys preach for privacy too? you are weird probably only a daywalker
How do you even jump to the conclusion I must be /pol/? Nu males are a result of a lack of discipline and aloof fathers not teaching their sons to be men. The mother here is in the right for being disappointed in their child being a doll fucker. You simply cannot be in healthy relationships if you're so fervently trying to justify your taboo doll fetish too your mother in a conversation.
>>28421852
Liking any ghibshit is very cringe
>>28421897
There's no taboo about masturbation in my house, my mother wouldn't shame me for my sexuality.
Sorry you had to grow up in the closet.
>>28417288
What country anon?
I'm curious
>>28415985
She was waiting to use that Kittys got claws line.
>>28412286
Yeah and he's also an alcoholic that dresses like a girl and is box office poison.
>>28416492
WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT PEOPLE THINK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! IF YOU LIKE ANIME AND WEEB SHIT THEN JUST DO IT! FUCKING RETARD! YOU ONLY GONNA DO SHIT THAT'S CHAD AND STACY APPROVED YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE? FUCK THAT SHIT! LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE MOTHERFUCKER!
>>28416492
What was that story from /v/ again? The one with the guy's wife who got in an orgy with autistic speedrunners? If shit like that can happen at autistic events like speedrunning videogames, then you can bet your ass bitches get fucked at cons.
>>28411804
wew, showed that fucking pre-teen right good, OP.
I bet he doesn't even parrot what he heard on RLM when people ask him about a film
>>28422069
>>28422096
t. kissless virgins
>>28421814
I feel you on that, anon. I can understand if we're talking dudes walking around acting like their life is anime and holding dakis/speaking in horrible nip. guys who bring it on themselves to get the attention, but most of this is just laughing at a dude whos just subtly enjoying himself in whatever, regardless of if he's got a poor life or not.
What is even the point of this thread? Pathetic losers looking down on others? That's a new low for /r9k/. Time for me to get this shitty board. I'm going to /fit/.
>>28421175
Pretty cool guy desu.
>>28422282
>going to the next board of losers
anon please
>>28417582
What a piece of shit son. Your mom takes care of your grown ass, you do what she says. Don't like it, move the fuck out.
>>28413088
There's a difference between a normal dude who says he enjoys watching anime and being a full blown weeb about it. You don't reveal your guilty pleasures right off the fucking bat, you ease into it unless the girl in question has something on her anime related or just tells you she thinks anime is alright.
I dunno about you but plenty of girls over here like anime or japanese shit, so its not a real downside but still, pulling it out too early makes you like obsessed as fuck which is a bad sign.
>>28422587
>Normal dude
>Watching Japanese cartoons
How delusional are you weebs?
>>28422665
Shut the fuck up, label people all you want, but you're in the same boat as them. Can't wait for the Normie Uprising so they can eliminate shits like you.
>>28419679
>no dick
fuck off whore
>>28422665
>if you enjoy something you're the extreme example of whats wrong with the people who like it
Ebin mate, ebin
>>28418366
>man-face
>no tits
>dat basic-as-fuck UI
>windowed (ACTUAL windowed) mode
>Windows media player
>playing a healer
Absolutely disgusting
>>28422700
What? I'm the normie here, you're the one watching girly Japanese cartoons.
>>28422711
>Extreme example
Watching Anime is by default being cringe.
>>28415123
>>28421567
hahahah I know the guy who did this
>>28420690
Come back when you are 18 kiddo
asd
>>28418866
that's.....that's a fair argument.....but they shouldn't of went with black emberyos, everyone's gonna think he's a c uck.
>>28421947
I come from a land down under
oregano
>>28418737
So you decided I'm ugly by one picture, dumb by I honestly don't know what and beta because I'm going to Rome with Ciara and offered to pay for her ticket after we made plans?
If you want something you gotta do something to get it, it won't just fall into your lap or anything.
>>28421643
Its just edgy 16 year olds who think they are extra edgy for criticizing religion. Do not reply to underage posters.
>>28415106
meanwhile if some chad says "i want to fuck you" she would go along with it and act all playful and shit.
But all of a sudden she's dehumanizes him in a long essay when she could have just told him to fuck off.
>>28422850
You're pretty ugly though m8, also no one cares about Ciara anymore
>>28422758
>>28422758
>hahahah I know the guy who did this
Tell me more anon. What happened to him? What happened to the girl?
>>28422922
Based on what are you saying this? A single picture I took that you can only see my face and I didn't come out well?
Are you saying this because I'm a transnigger? You fucking shitlord.
>>28418402
Kali Muscle my dude
>>28423004
I don't have that retarded picture with me, but what I thought the first time I saw it was ''How can this girl hang out with a creepy loser like that''
>>28422723
>>playing a healer
To be fair, healers are the most useful (and often harder) class to play :)
>>28413832
what a genius idea! i'm gonna try it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F0Xx-oQKsU
>>28422665
As an anime watcher I have to agree. That's why I always keep my power level to myself, although that doesn't change the fact that I'm a pathetic piece of shit.
>>28423062
Don't know how you've decided I'm a creepy loser but if you think we hung out because of looks it's obvious you've never seen Ciara irl.
>>28411987
>maybe if I tilt my head way back people wont notice that I cant grow a proper beard
>>28412163
people who are younger than 30 shouldn't be allowed to wear a mustache
>>28417595
are you serious holy fuck
>>28412356
>>28412453
>>28412979
>>28412979
>>28413489
>>28413660
>>28413704
>>28414917
>>28416550
>>28416559
>>28416970
>>28416970
>>28419043
>>28421047
>>28421154
>beta failed normie comes here to laugh at autistic robots
>beta failed normie finds out he is just as sad and cringey
>beta failed normie gets triggered
doing gods work
>>28413399
The teacher looks like my band director.
>>28417333
Go vollunteer for an archeological excavation
Kiki's delivery service had no tension. After it finished, it felt like barely anything had changed.
>>28417582
Wow, speaking angrily in german sounds even angrier. I wanted to learn to speak it, but it's too difficult for someone with a romance language as first language, I tried...
>>28420039
look guys i put my head in an not dissarmed bear trap, to show you how harmless it is and that instead of evaluating the situation for yourself you should instead always believe the opposite what the internet tells you.
>>28421007
she is overreacting of course, but that doesnt change the fact her son is an autistic pervert and a very shit example for his siblings, not to mention a disgrace for the whole family insisting on taking his rainbowdash fleshlight with on family vacation.
he just have to learn the world dont want you for what you are.
>>28412558
>rape is healthy in small doses
>>28421822
yes, its actually a complicated tumor.
>>28418044
Of course you would beat a stranger, tough guy
>>28413610
I've done this before. Its hard to hold in the bitter virgin rage after 24 years
>>28413786
Jeb is a mess. A big fat mess. And let me tell you we don't need a weak person being president. It'll never happen
>>28414917
Look at the bottle, it's poop.
>>28423915
I live in Berlin and I know spanish, french and italian people who all speak fluent german.
>>28424119
Maybe his sexuality has to do something with his religious nutjob of a mom.
>>28412850
Those are the abdominal muscles and oblique.
>>28413786
Yeb?
Oregano?
>>28417582
>It means something to you to put your penis in an animal?
>Yes
This is what leftism did to Germany.
>>28418402
I'm pretty sure it's some trick where they don't actually lose the money. Some people use it to spam text to the video
>>28418737
>imagine owning $1000
Don't you think that's well within the realm of possibility in almost any of our lives? Barring third worlders obviously.
>>28421175
>tfw all of my obese metal head friends have 10/10 gfs
Its odd really
>>28422665
I'm the only guy in my group of friends that isn't a super weeb, and lo and behold I'm one of three virgins out of maybe 15-20 guys
>>28417582
>how can this happen to such a beautiful young man
>you are such a good child
That's exactly what my mother said when she found out i was a drug addict and alcoholic. Worst thing is that she was lying straight to my face.
>>28411843
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT GUY IN MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE.
WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK.
I'm not even kidding.
Seriously, do anyone know who this guy is?
>>28411843
oh bugger off m8 every dude like that i know was a loud mouthed dick wavy shit that is stronger than he looks
>>28422913
> she's dehumanizes him
Fucker deserved it. People like him won't leave you the fuck alone until you go off on them. I realize its likely due to social ineptitude/autism, but guys like him just don't get the fucking hint.
If she would have been all nice and passive about it I doubt he would have gotten the hint. He would have thought she was playing hard to get or he needed to try harder.
Next thing you know he's stalking her and trying to win her affection using the retarded tactics he's seen on T.V./movies. No m8, sometimes being a bitch is 100% justified.
>>28412429
ayyest lmaoest lmao
>>28416970
I agree but to be fair >>28411843 is just eating a fucking massive amount of junk food. That isn't good by any measure. Junk food is fine in small amounts, but 2l soda bottles and three plates with cookies and chips piled high is fucking disgusting. Look at his skin. I bet if he ate right he wouldn't have nearly as much acne.
I'm a guy, and when I see a guy who doesn't take care of himself, I cringe. It's not just by women standard's that some of these images are cringeworthy.
>>28411818
>good
your shitty post made me cringe.
>>28414400
Uh oh, spotted the scarf wearing autist. Bet you wore a fedora at some point too you assmaster.
>>28411851
>>28411862
>>28411880
Not using tomorrow theme is cringeworthy desu.
>>28421814
Thanks for writing this post. Whenever I see cringe threads, I get mad. I want to ask them, who the fuck are you to "cringe", huh? Then, of course, the plague rats, who bring in pictures of whatever they have a grudge against, and that's "cringe". Fuck 'em.
>>28425949
tomorrow is photon for plebs
>>28416405
>it's obvious I do squats
It's from /fit/ I'm guessing.And honestly until the end of it I had a bonertfw no gay roommate to jerk off with
>>28412558
Why is everyone replying to this have the desire for black males to rape their significant others? Basically none of you would get a virgin female because you wouldn't care of they were raped.
>>28415106
U bet she was happy to post this fake conversation on reddit.
>>28425319
Where do you live?i gotta go there
>>28411804
intese sjw cringe
>>28421225
Who gives a fuck if he fucks plushies, as long as no one knows about it and he doesn't fuck real animals its fine. No one should be asking about his obscure fetishs and he should be telling no one
>>28421175
He plays in a band what the fuck do you do? shit post on a shitty beta male anime forum all day
>>28413720
> real autism
You want real autism cringe?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jMXNuaDZ068
>>28426820
>Who gives a fuck if he fucks plushies
Apparently the woman who gave birth to him
>as long as no one knows about it
Well the woman who gave birth to him knows about it
The sad thing isn't that he has the fetish, it's that he was so adamant that it wasn't a problem that he made his own mother cry. I didn't have to see that shit on Mother's Day.
>>28421903
He seems to have threw his back out, and him falling made it worse. He couldn't move after all.
>>28413068
I don't have to imagine it brother.
>>28425568
It's probably your father before he got old and fat.
New Zealand's time has come
>>28411804
lol look he has a babby face and likes anime
FUCKING BETAS MAKE ME CRINGE MY ASS OF DESU FAMTARO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>28412356
ahahaha that probably is true
now the robots are getting buttblasted about it
>>28421175
Forgot about the thread, here's more
What the hell man ffs I'm 22
>>28427230
Eyebrow chan
>>28412026
it shows his character
>>28427251
>baba booey
That's my orgasm sound
>jerking it
>about to cum
>BA...BA
>ejaculate
>BOOEY
>>28413068
>living in a age where everyone has a camera on their phone.
>coincidentally be by a cardboard cutout
>be considered below average
>stacy takes a photo of me
I am now a beta
>>28413610
>all in the same second
>>28427251
He has beautiful eyes.
I want him.
>>28427230
what's a matter, you don't dig older men?
they have experience and wisdom sometimes.
>>28413328
damn that guy looks like a huge tool
where can i join the cool club
>>28413399
i feel so bad for that dancing guy
>>28414549
gonna have to upboat this one thanks faggit
>>28423495
Haha what? Like wait what? What does that mean? What did that mean? It's a sad picture dude.
I've also come here since 2011
>>28427426
>get home after a long day on the Indian Reservation
>get ready to light a cigarette
>poor a glass of wine for ultimate relaxation
>wait whats that
>what's that white girl doing here the smoke shop closed
>what was that flash
>"lol stacy look i got another one of those weird native american kids"
>"put it through a black and white filter it'll look sooo artsy"
>>28427563
its individualism
im just being ME
One out of three
>>28427637
Two out of three
>>28427651
Three out of three
>>28427251
Find the aspie
>>28426761
Los Angeles. I'm sure its the same in most big cities though. Nothing really unique about where I live
>>28411804
>beta
>has a fairly mainstream, good movie
>young
>will be decent looking when he gets older
>>28417595
Hahahahahhaahahahahahaha this is why you don't have a gf bro. Society hates your weird hobby and we don't like you for it
>>28427385
>second
Minute, anon. 'Mins' is short for Minute.
>Pull kid over for not signaling in his shitbox
>Ask why his car smells like shit and vomit
>Tells me he doesnt shower because only normies shower
>I notice a paperbag in the back seat and ask whats in it
>He tells me its a shrine of his onetits made out of used tampons, tells me to look in the bag
>I go back to my car and vomit for 5 minutes
>I tell the kid to fuck off out of here
I fucking hate autistic kids
>>28412693
>>28412737
Or you're not a bitter virgin. Women don't want to be raped. Especially by some mouth breathers like in the pic or in your mirror.
I can understand being nervous, but imagine all the extra money he spends
Jesus, this thread has been up for 17 and a half hours
>>28411987
>this image got more likes than my profile picture
cool, cool
>>28427662
Why is there a truck?
>>28427887
wat
are you a cop?
>>28428777
maybe he likes trucks
>>28428356
Tbh I kind of know the feel. I have bought some embarrassing manga in the past and been shit scared in the counter. I considered buying it along with something else to make it less embarrassing but didn't go through with it in the end.
>>28428356
I'm a nervous wreck most of the time and can barely function these days in public but I've bought fucking hentai without feeling ashamed, from a female cashier in moonland. He needs to step it up
>>28416970
Incredibly well said.
>>28411804
Your bait was pretty successful OP.
>>28411887
as a non-American, could someone explain this to me? Is this even real? So basically the man deliberately wanted a black man to impregnate his wife? Why?
>>28417595
Anybody carrying a 10 foot tall plushie into college would be looked at weirdly, unless it's Valentines day
it doesn't have to be MLP, retard
my god some of you people legitimately seem to have autism or aspergers
>>28427697
Why was that a good idea?
>>28429385
they have been brainwashed and wish to see their bloodline and entire race die
>>28411804
>>28411843
These are kids enjoying a good time. Nothing remotely cringe here
>>28417582
>mfw this is why I wont buy a pony plush as long as I live under my parent's roof
buying an AJ figure was enough for me. I couldn't imagine how a parent must feel knowing their son is a full on faggot.
>>28416970
hear, hear. Well put, lad.
>>28416970
Very profound. thanks man
>>28411804
>12 pounds for a anime movie
and studios/distributors wonder why so many people pirate shit
>>28412163
How can you wrap a snood, dumbass?
>>28427251
Looks sorta like Michael Keaton
>>28418117
That guy looks normal.
>>28411804
Stop taking the b8 you retardsAlso, that's a good movie you faggot
>>28429796
is that a shop?
>>28417582
Based Dave, not taking any shit. Normies will never understand. Oh, you want to talk about "God" and "Tropical Island?" What did they ever do for us?
>>28427849
i don't like mlp i just dont jump on a bandwagon of making fun of people .
you probably have a gf and dont know what it feels like to be the outsider in a college setting.
>>28417582
Why are the reddit normies coming out of the woodwork to defend this whore? his Mom probably rode the cock arasel during her "wild years", but Dave is the spawn of Satan just because he wants to have fun with his toys instead of going to some normnie infested "tropical paradise".
>>28424659
have you tried jackin ur wiener?
>>28411804
nice meme grow up stop trolling weak bait /thread were done here. be sure to post here >>>/b/
>>28417908
She didn't want to run the risk of people not noticing the hover hand.
>>28433071
What's the hover hand?
>>28417582
What a fucking cunt. Should of told that whore to shut the fuck up. mother of the year folks! she cares way to much fuck her she not worth the effort.
>>28421007
If you have deviant interests like this and still live under the roof of your parents, a confrontation seems inevitable, especially if you don't even try to hide it/not make it apparent.
>>28421007
I'm glad he don't give a fuck. fucking parents retarded and need to be shot for being a horrible fucking human. Good i hope he fucks it hard in front of his mom.
>>28415123
I thought it could be real until I got to "Ever since I got such a nice body by going to the gym all the time and benching in the top .001% of all men in America"
That's not a bad movie OP. And he's a kid regardless. Quit being a nigger and show us some real cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-ohWaTV9A
>>28414395
I asked him about it he said he works as a graphic designer and his employer was looking for "unique" resumes or some shit like that. He got the job
>>28414128
the sad thing is that this kid seems quite impressive, apart from the weapons-grade autism that is his resume format
>>28413088
>he still doesn't get it
Women don't care what you do, think, like, or want. Once they're attracted to you, you can do anything. No, you don't lead with "I watch anime". But if you fuck a girl and then show her your weebshit, she won't give any fucks. If you even secure a second date and then show her you're a weeb, she won't give a fuck. Women care only about looks and attitude, not anything objective.
>>28416970
I think you'll love this image.
>>28411987
lol
what a
fucm
cuck
>>28419400
Go eat bagels, Alex.
>>28414675
>>28417853
I love living in Brazil
>>28418706
that kid doesn't look anything like matty b
>>28428356
Here is my 1 step guide
Wear sunglasses
>>28429385
apprently she was infertile/sterile whatever its called when women cant have babies, so they planted a egg in her and her husband inseminated. so in a way shes the cuck i guess lol
>>28411804
ok ords
