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Jesus knows you masturbate to traps. Why do you have to keep making Jesus sad, Anon?
Jesus fucking christ, i know right.
Because he's not real and traps are perfection
>>28419070
Jesus would've made a great trap.
>enter thread
>bully people for no reason
>>28419057
>enter thread
>get bullied for no reason
>>28419057
>Enter a thread
>Find a person who made a good point and articulated it well
>Post a Fedora to discredit his argument
>>28419057
Yeah I'm always hostile I don't know why. It works on this site but when I'm critical in Vidya or irl everyone thinks I'm an asshole which im fine with. Do people really not like conversations and arguments?
>be me
>last night
>invite bisexual friend over to me place with the clear understanding that we'd play DBZ cards and have casual sex
>he enthusiastically agrees
>play a few games of DBZ and get a few drinks in him
>both of us are having a good time
>start rubbing his leg to try to move things into the bedroom
>tfw he suddenly freaks out and leaves
Post your faggot feels here.
>>28419028
Fuck off faggot.
Faggotblox.
>>28419042
Fuck off, stormfag. This isn't your safe space.
>>28419028
>have """"""straight"""""" best friend
>he has said, more than once, that he's in love with me
>he also said he doesn't feel romantically attracted to women
>"If you were a girl, though, we could be together, and I know it'd work"
>tfw the sexual tension, though
Daily reminder that left-wing liberal normie scum can't be robots.
>>28419005
libertarianism (i.e. social darwinism) is a chad's way of life
All political ideologies are the same form of coping. Throwing yourself in a movement is how one deals with meaningless, alt right alt left its all the same shit. Both are fucking retards we all are
>>28419005
Is authoritarian left allowed here?
Was anyone here in that ebin pizza thread last night?
That really made my day
I was
Blocks
>>28418937
holy shit is that the rodge?
>decide to take a break from /r9k/ because it's very bad for my mental health
>pizza calzone thread gets posted
just my luck I guess
who here /analcoholic/
>tfw hate my life so much i drink a gallon and half of 80 proof popov a week
>been drinking heavily daily for 5 years
>recently started shitting bloody diarrhea occasionally
>>28418882
>tfw not an anal coholic
>>28418960
i meant an alcoholic
i guess i should have just put alcoholic
As I've become more of a shut-in I've become worse, drinking heavier throughout the week, albeit happier. I think my attitude is better because I get klonopin from the doctor for $1 a month/1.5mg a day, and because I only have one friend whose the same way and can relate.
On the flipside my body is started to get worse at handling the liquor. It goes down easy, but I'm having terrible gastro-intestinal issues lately. At some point it's probably gonna kill me. I'd estimate I'll be dead within a decade.
>take your hat off at the table
>don't look at your phone at the table
>wait for everyone else to sit down
>get your elbows off the table
REEEEEEEEEEEE. This isn't a restaurant fuckers.
What are you, a fucking savage? Learn some manners you pig.
>>28418861
No. If I was a savage I'd be living in Africa and fucking your mom.
>>28418890
You sure you're not already some fucking bush nigger with table manners like that? The success of MY entire Western civilisation was built from the back of strict ritual and discipline. You choose to disregard that and act like some fucking monkey, digging into food you neither purchased nor prepared before everybody has even sat down, you're a goddamn pig.
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on Magic: The Gathering?
>>28418793
I've been playing and collecting since 2001, but I don't have anyone to play with anymore since high school and college so it's kind of pointless.
Also they need to update their online client.
What's there to think about
>>28418793
Force of Will is better.
Look at this qt
>king black chad is finally brought in for questioning by police
>pizza hangs himself (not a girl)
>hack_blastard is swatted on stream
>Eliza is finally banned in r9k
Where were you when all of the redditors were sent packing? How does it feel? Will you miss them?
>>28418740
That a tripfag hanged himself is the best news I've gotten all year. Good fucking riddance. Too bad the rest of them won't follow suit.
>hack_blastard is swatted on stream
Link?
REEE LINK ME BUMP
Who /despondent about everything/ here?
more like indifferent
More like apathetic
>>28418723
yup, same feeling for the last couple of weeks
Well I guess that's it I'm just living in my car now
Shit posting away
Too lazy and tired at this point to find a room to rent
>>28418684
w-what is it?
looks interesting food
>>28418684
Why do you want people for your decisions? Like somehow you being lazy and useless isnt your fault.
/r9k/ - denial and delusions.
From the thumbnail I thought it was Otah man.
That shit is delicious.
TO THE GOOD OLD DAAAAAYYS
>>28418677
the beta nu-male anthem
>>28418677
fucking musically
>>28418677
>Wake up you need to make money
tfw...
Going to the gym and working on your physique is the first step to not being a loser. It's a best first step of any kind and it will do wonders for your self-confidence.
No, dont lift at home. Go sign up to a gym. If you just lift at home you'll only be a neet who lifts. I don't know how to explain this part, so if any anon can articulate it better please do so.
This is the only thing you need focus for now, nothing else.
How to stop being a loser
Step 1) go to the gym and improve your body
>>28418650
Gyms are full of faggots and women, I continue to work out in solitude forever.
>>28418650
t. gym owner
>>28418710
>t.
I've seen people post this around, what does it mean?
I made a thread the other day about hanging yourself and someone said it was possible to do it in such a way you become light-headed.
Does anyone know how I would do that?
>>28418637
Id rather you not really. Any life stories to spill at least?
And do you live with anyone? That can complicate things. My advice is to play russian roulette. Its either instant or fate wants you alive.
>>28418637
Yesterday you said tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU
>>28418637
You can do it in such a way so snap your neck and instantly die
>piss
>shake for a good 30 seconds
>squeeze
>shake
>tap end of dick with toilet paper
>put dick back in pants
>feel a dribble of piss come out
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28418591
I kept falling victim to this cruel act of nature myself
So you wrap toilet paper around the end of your dick and put your dick back in your pants and then when it does it's post-pants leak, it actually goes onto the toilet paper. You then take the toilet paper back out and put it in the toilet. It's not an elegant method, but it's the best I have.
>>28418591
when you stick your ass out to fit your dick back in your pants it squishes out some extra piss.
>>28418591
your penis is overworked, dont jack off for a couple of weeks
