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Why the fuck newfags, plebs and bandwagoning autists say NORMIES REEEEEEEEE- to everyone since they found this website a year ago? Also do you realize that watching anime is not only for autists but its really commercial and plebs dress up as naruto every day of the year? You are the worst, the plebian autist who thinks he's fresh and edgy. Like the time when trollface got popular. You are the cancer of the cancers cancer.
fuck u weebs
>>28417545
Came to 4chan for anime in 2003, still here and watching anime in 2016.
The REEEEEEE bandwagoners are pretty annoying though.
>>28417588
Fair enough, I was watching anime in 2006. But jeez, people where less cringy back then. Then I kinda stoped in 2010 seeing how this shit is full of attention whores.
Normie here with some real talk.
Nobody owes you shit. Think about what you offer anybody who wants to be your friend. What would make them want to be friends with you? If you can't think of anything, fucking fix that shit. Stop being depressed. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Fucking DO IT.
Do you think Chad was born a Chad? No, he fucking asked his dad, "bitch, I need some advice" and took that shit to heart. He made himself the best version of himself that he could. That is why he's fucking confident - because he knows he's on top of his shit.
TL;DR: Fix yourself and everything will follow. Just fucking try instead of whining on /r9k/. When you wake up, decide to be happy instead of being depressed. If you need more hints, go to /r/TheRedPill
>>28417498
>Do you think Chad was born a Chad?
>he wasn't born tall
>he wasn't born handsome
>he went to a shop and bought himself some good genetics
fuck off normie
>>28417498
what if you have no dad since you were 6?
>>28417498
>Do you think Chad was born a Chad?
Yeah.
All of you faggots are constantly hating on "just be yourself" you clearly don't understand what it means. It's not saying you have to sit in your fucking room all day waiting for god to send you a gf to accompony your lazy, disgusting NEET lifestyle.
Just be yourself means nothing more than that you shouldn't try to fake a personality that isn't yours. Don't pretend to be a surfer if you're not, don't go to metal concerts if you only listen to pop and other shit music. ALl you have to do is just get out there and act like the person you are and not like a creepy nasty loser
>>28417489
Look man I'm no genius, but I don't think acting like a misanthropic bitter prick is gonna help.
>>28417489
>accompony
>>>/mlp/
>>28417514
Not OP, but you don't show your negative qualities when "being yourself". What you do is you take what positive qualities and amplify those.
Who's your favorite porn actor?
Note for the autists: obviously we watch porn for the sluts, but we all have like some guys more, be it for the way they look (easier to imagine we're them) or the way they fuck.
nacho vidal ofc, le latino meme
Ethan Hawke. Just because it's nice to see an uncut dick. no homo.
>>28418006
Wasn't that guy in Lord of War. Funny seeing a Hollywood actor doing porn.
haha so true xD
whocares.jpg
Well damn. Being a almost 23 year old virgin I was totally under the impression I look like a male model until this youtube guru came along to shed some light. Bless him.
Well /r9k/, is he right or not?
ITT: 4chan feels
>check thread that i shitposted in after 10 or so minutes
>have a bunch of (You)'s
>see a nonon
>see a nonon
>>28417410
(this is your cue to post more nonon)
Nani sore
Comment is original senpai
Advice thread, no self-pity edition.
Hi /r9k/, resident normie here. If anyone wants some advice, some normie perspective, or just wants to chat, come post here. No question is too stupid here, no topic off limits. Tell us what's on your mind, anons.
>inb4 reeee get off my board
>>28417362
should I kill myself?
not original
>>28417491
I'd argue not, no, but I don't know your story. Why are you thinking about committing suicide?
So this girl at uni said she wants to be better friends with me.
She didn't say it to me directly though, it was a group of people, we were talking, and I said something she agreed with I guess so she said "I wish I was better friends with anon haha"
She's also said: "I feel like anon's smart, but he's quiet so nobody knows it" She agrees with me when a few of us are arguing/discussing something even though she really doesn't know what she's agreeing with.
I don't really like this girl, but I feel like she sort of likes me. We've never really hung out, but she always catches up to me and we talk a bit after we walk out of class.
What's your take on this?
pic not related
>tfw reading about Chris Chan for hours on end
Once a year I read through all of the Sonichu Wiki again, and it's always good for some laughs.
Crazy to think Chris Chan is one of the most documented humans in history.
How did it all begin?
eh whatever at least he's not Anthony Burch
>>28417349
Someone posted some of his comics on 4chan I believe.
>>28417352
Anthony Burch is nowhere near as bad as Chris Chan. Maybe he's a huge nu male cuck but Chris Chan is literally the butt of every joke on the internet. He drinks his own semen, shits and pisses himself frequently, he's fat, now he is "trans" with a lesbian soul, terrified of being gay, actively tries to fight off gay thoughts, is virulently racist, has many, many disgusting sexual habits, terrible at everything he tries/does, is completely delusional, actually autistic, he is by far the most pathetic and hilarious character on the internet.
Honestly, why arent we robots starting a fight club already ? We are literally made for this.
Too lazy for literally anything but shitposting in bed
Eating food and fucking whores
That would be my excuse
Plus it's not worth it one shitlord gets injured and everyone goes to jail or sued
>>28417312
>Most robots are too fat to fight
>Most robots are too scared of pain
>Most robots are too socially anxious to meet other people
And we don't have a charismatic leader. I do something similar with my friend though, sometimes we get really drunk and beat the shit out of each other for shits and giggles. My arms and riibs are currently very bruised beacause of it.
>>28417312
Once you get punched in your nice round pink nose for the first time, all of the edginess will disappear from you, mongoloid.
Shot your whore mouth and join boxing club. Or better, Muay Thai club.
ITT butthurt robots with repressed white guilt/fragility.
>Be black
>Be a teenager
>Want to get a part time job but no one will hire you
>Friends show you how to and sell weed
>Get caught in a stop and frisk thing
>You could just get community service but the judge sends you to juvie to teach you a lesson (also for kickbacks he'll be busted for in 20 years)
>When you get out, your record is sealed, but since you only have a GED, if that, no one will hire you
>Start hustling weed slightly more big time
>Cops pull you over as you're driving 8 miles above the speed limit
>Busted carrying several kilos across state lines and with the weapon you have for protection which you couldn't afford to jump through the hoops for a CCL for (a law that in your state dates back to suppression of BPP open carry activity)
>Go away for awhile as you're being made an example of again; the white guy who pleads guilty after you gets a sentence 20% shorter
>Get out
>Attitudes towards weed are changing
>Two former presidents, at least, smoked the good good in college
>Pineapple Express is released
>Etc.
>Laws get passed to legalize in several jurisdictions
>You're excited, this is something you know how to do and now you can do it legi-
>Wait, there are super specific laws about who can grow and sell
>You have to have a facility with CCTV
>A limited number of licenses are given out
>Oh, and you definitely can't do it if you're a felon
>Well, at least you can smoke
>Go to pick up some one day
>The guy who ones the place is the college kid you gave tips to when he came to get a dimebag off campus
>He dropped out but now he's rolling in it, even when he's giving a huge percentage of his profits to the businessman who's bankrolling the whole operation and is friends with the state rep who helped the legalization bill get passed
>He's also selling a bunch of crazy shit like weed mojito mix and shit
>lol okay
>You smile and dap and are on your way
>Get home
>Roll up, light up
>Puff
>Shit's weak
>>28417258
Must suck to be mentally ill.
>not following every traffic law perfectly while carrying large quantities of drugs
RETARD
yeah, it blows that people with felonies can't get into legal weed. many of the best growers and sellers have multiple felonies, and therefore are being pushed out of the market in favor of greedy rich assholes who only care about making a few more bucks
He didn't read my message in the latest VORW, instead he just said he's not gonna read it. What a fucking autist.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28417229
its safe to say your comment was fucking retarded then. thanks.
>>28417253
I asked him about dating single moms.
I asked him a question once, he didn't even give an answer. I have since never listened to any of his VORWs again
>check my bank statment
>see this advertisement
Why does my bank think I'm gay?
>>28417195
>anon they know what you spend your money on
itt: whose the most valuable robot
>>28417195
Buying all that faggot porn with your credit card was probably a small clue.
>tfw you dream of being a hero
Here's your "n". I think you forgot it.
>>28417159
It is not to late. Become an hero today
>there you go fishing for that same exact response
>>28417173
I too dream of being a heron
>Mommy asks me if i'm gay because she never saw me with a girl
>>28417157
That time comes for all of us OP, don't worry about it. It's an integral part of the robot life.
At least your parents think there's a possibility the reason you've had no girlfriends is because you are gay.
Mine don't even bother asking why I don't have a girlfriend, they know I'm ugly and unlikable.
>>28417234
I know that feel bro
I'm 27 and my parents have never asked me about getting a gf or asked if i was a fag.
So I purchased this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and I've been fucking it for a couple of weeks my mom found it what do I do she's talking on the phone and crying I'm 28 years old
Oh I really hope this is true
If it is OP you are fucked
Jesus christ man, why wouldn't you just use the fleshlight normally instead of putting it into a fucking baby born?
>>28417122
And I thought I had issues. Jesus fucking christ anon
