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/Girls you want to pin down and destroy/
I know you horny, lonely fucks know girls that you just want to grab and fuck the shit out of. Who is she? Why does she need a hard fucking?
any slim young woman I come into contact with tbqh
She's an attention whoring cosplayer who constantly posts shit about how lonely and horny she is, but rejects every guy that comes on to her.
She has the perfect "legal loli" physique, under 5' tall with a flat chest and amazing hips and ass.
She has delightfully lewd taste in costumes and outfits.
If she'd just stop being a picky bitch and waiting for the chad that will never come, she'd be so much happier riding my cock, plus we actually have a lot in common and really similar interests, and even live like 10 minutes apart. It'd be so gratifying for both of us.
>>28416682
Examples of characters she likes to dress as?
Pic is girl I know, just posts this shit on facebook all the time. Need I say more?
young-cunt.com/
why wont my site get traffic
fuck I clicked on it
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
>>28416609
what was there anon? I am not gonna do it myself
FUCK YOU OP JESUS CHRSOT
Why do normies have to take pictures of everything?
to remind you of all the things you are missing out on
also fuck you god for letting her live
Why do autists have to complain about everything?
>>28416600
*Grabs you by the throat*
Why do little worms like you feel the need to vocalize the wrong opinion so often? It's almost like you want to die. *Begins crushing your larynx*
Mothers day cute posting thread
remember to drink lots of alcohol tonight to rememver your mother
post cute images in this thread
Presenting the cutest
if anyone comes to my thread why dont you tell me about your mothers while posting cute images too
its appropriate
Mio is for ______________?
Who here wishes they were a titty monster?
Fuck the spectral hand won't leave me alone. It's scratching my brain again...
Gays not welcome 2bh
Yeah, of course I wish I was a fuckin' girl, dude.
But there's nothing I can do about it.
I'm 6'4" with the facial structure of my dad, if I wasn't a fatass i'd be manly and handsome as hell.
I got over this when I was fuckin' 16, there was no way I was ever going to even be close to cute if I kept up crossdressing and actually took the leap, so I just dropped it.
Now I just jerk off to fetish porn and eat.
>>28416556
>you will never be a big-titted girl and have hot incest sex
at least we have doujins, r-right?
Rip Europe
wtf happened to the middle east?
>>28416520
Fuck yeah
When does Australia get to be ninja's?
>>28417855
A conspiracy of U.S. and British agencies overthrew a democratically elected leader and replaced him with religious extremists. As far as I know Islam wasn't really out of control until the extremists took over.
Here's a video where the prime minister of an islamic country laughed at forcing women to wear the Hijab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX4RK8bj2W0
Anyone here have any disabilities? And no I don't mean meme disabilities like ''''''depression'''''', I mean real impairing stuff.
bump1pppp
I'm temporarily disabled, thanks to a fracture in my right foot.
Crutches are a fucking pain in the ass.
If autism isn't a meme disability, then yes, along with like 90% of the rest of r9k
> Be mothers day
> Mum watching cooking show
> I say to her in the most depressing and sad voice "mum I am having suicidal thoughts, I want to kill myself can you help me?"
> Mum gets triggered.mov
> Transforms into the Moon God of the 16th dimension
> Mum then screeches with "SHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T HEAR IT!, wait till the show ends"
> mfw that's how much I am worth ;-;
>>28416301
Ouch.....
Hgfrb
>>28416301
You're a cunt if you did that to your mom on Mother's Day
Wow I feel bad for her
The show is def masterchef australia. 100% guaranteed.
Me and my mum have a really loving close relationship and she wont let me talk during masterchef either regardless of what it is.
Has anyone here actually fallen for the "you have no friends or gf because of vidya" meme?
Me playing vidya all the time is more like the result of not having anyone to hang out with, not the cause. I've never rejected anyone's offer to hang out based on me wanting to play games instead. But since I have nobody to talk to, what else am I supposed to do in the free time?I'm lonely though
>>28416251
I stopped playing vidya (and watching anime, which is another commonly cited "cause") and still have no real friends and no gf.
So yeah, it's bullshit. We just use those things to fill the lonely, empty nights.
I haven't played video games in years. I just replaced it with tv and 4chan... life goes on.
How about the fact that I used to play vidya with friends when I was a kid?
It was a good way to hang out.
>just watched x-files
>about to sleep
>my head gets a weird electrical feeling and I start almost dreaming about all kinds of weird stuff
>can't just stop feeling this little headache like vibration for about 20 seconds
>think I'm going to be abducted
>it stops
Is there a term for this? I wouldn't call it a nightmare, I sort of liked experiencing this. I don't have mental illness. I think I'm just tired but I'm wondering If you've ever felt it where you have a big force in your head and neck and you're dreaming a bunch of stuff.
>my head gets a weird electrical feeling
Muh nigga
This has happened to me a few times
Always ended up causing me to have multi-layered dream within dream type shit. Very freaky dreams, too. Like I'd wake up in my bed, sigh with relief because I'm glad it was finally over, and then I'd see all of these little red dots everywhere and realize I was still dreaming even though everything felt real, and then I'd go back to sleep in that dream and have a more normal dream, and then "wake up" again. Shit was crazy in a kind of bad way.
At some points I wanted it to stop because I felt like I had no control over it and the feeling got a little dysphoric after awhile.
HOLY SHIT DUDE this happens to me too, its like a vibration or a very high pitched sound, sometimes it feels like a thunder hitting my brain, if I fall asleep after this I get the weirdest of dreams.
I wish I was abducted, but saddly for me its linked to Sertraline aka SSRI withdrawal.
>>28416214
Haha this reminds me
>be 5 years ago reading satanic shit on the internet on my bed
>decide its time for bed and rest on my bqck
>suddenly head starts shaking and feels like i was being posessed
Spooky
>You have been invaded by a dark spirit
>>>/v/
fuck off faggot seriously i hope you die screaming
>>28416118
>it's an npc
learn to play the game better
>playing dark souls
>on a laptop
who the fuck does that?
I'm really sad and can't sleep, can somebody comfort me?
>>28416112
What's the matter Anon? Where does it hurt?
sorry things seem so bleak rn
itll get better
>>28416142
I messed up. I've been procrastinating and the semester ends soon.
All she had to do was fucking text
The one time I ask her for some god damn support
Why trump me up? Why make me out to be more than I am to you?
Bigger question: Why are you a whiny little bitch? Why can't you deal with your own shit?
Why didn't you go to the show with her?
>>28415909
im amazed this female puts up with a whiny little bitch like you
Who else /manscaping/
Even though, like most here, there is no one that will see my work yeah yeah ik. Shaving the testes can take some time but I really like having a nice and neat pubic area. Sometimes I stylize it a bit but nothing too showy
The one eternal problem will be buttcrack hair though, it's so hard to remove without significantly cutting yourself so I just gotta let it be
im too lazy
i havent even changed my clothes in like a week or shaved my face or taken a shower
>>28415881
But won't you feel a bit nicer if you do? Even if its just a transient feeling of well-being, it won't take too long to shower
>>28415870
Which shaver is better? I'm not asking about brand but rather about "shape", which one of those types is better for facial hair and which one is better for removing hair overall, like from intimate places.
Why are anime girls so cute?
I never watch anime but every time I see them on 4chan I go "awww".
because they are designed to be that way
>>28415845
I guess so. I just want to hug them.
They exist as a bandage for the hearts of all those who have understood that humans in general will always be disappointing.
Our species' hope for a world that cannot exist.
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