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>"Describe the relationship you have with your mother, Anon."
>"Would you say it's a good one?"
tis' complicated. I'm to tired to go into detail but sometimes it's okay, most of the time it's apathetic and occasionally it's really fucking bad.
>>28412997
>gave me manlet genes
>mutilated my penis
If I killed my mother it would literally be 100% justified in the eyes of god
Don't project your disgusting mother fantasies on me you sick Jew
who /unhealthy/ here?
>tfw eczema
>tfw hemorrhoids
>tfw IBS
>tfw brittle nails and hair
>tfw bags under eyes
>tfw bleeding gums
>>28412984
Basically all of those things here, friend.
>>28413037
>Basically all of those things here, friend.
How do you cope? I'm starting to have a hard time
Once you hit your late 20's and realize you're basically dying extremely slowly (best years behind you, no more growth just decay)....you start to improve your health. Some people take longer and start in their 30's. All your shit can be fixed and you'll find yourself more motivated to fix it when you've accepted your mortality.
*yaaaaaawn*
Oh Hello there wagecucks. Whether or not it's Saturday or Sunday for you wageslave out there I really hope your enjoying your few days of freedom.
For me everyday is a weekend I spend it enjoying the happiness of not being committed to a measley 2 month long job. I could easily spend it working on novels, paintings, or helping the less fortunate at soup kitchens. Or not. I could just as easily have the day enjoying video games, watching movies, or hanging out with friends. All at the expense of your tax dollars.
But hey I shouldn't be so taunting to a Wagecuck as yourself. We have something very uncommon. We lust for the days of staying at home, relaxing and enjoying the luxury of no labour. In your case this is called retirement. Though now that I think of it retirement is a rather humiliating concept in my opinion. Let me explain through a rather well thought joke
*A-hem*
Wagecuck: oh hello there NEET you seem to be enjoying those hobbies you're interested in
NEET: well of course. I can do this all I wish with no hardship required
Wagecuck: hmm you ever thought of going into a job with those hobbies
NEET: why would I do that?
Wagecuck: so you can apply for a course into a business related to them
NEET: Why would I do that?
Wagecuck: So you could get a job doing what you love
NEET: Why would I do that?
Wagecuck: so you could get paid doing what you love and eventually get paid more moving into higher positions for the business you work in
NEET: Why would I do that?
Wagecuck: so you can enough money to be able to retire
NEET: Why would I do that?
Wagecuck: so you can spend the rest of your days relaxing and enjoying your hobbies
NEET: But, I'm already relaxing and enjoying my hobbies for the rest of my days now...
Hope that opened a few eyes for you wagies out there. Anyways I got to go back and get more sleep all this free time gives me a busy week which I can adjust however I want myself
Oh and wagie.
Another day another dollar.
>>28412982
tl;dr
trying too hard today
well said my NEET friend, well said.
I still have another day left
A reminder that wearing these glasses automatically makes you a cuck/autist/beta male. Either get black rims or get contacts.
>>28412953
Black rims are for sjw. What good will contacts do if you have a lazy eye?
>black rims
Fucking disgusting. At least get something a little less bland than that. Wire-rims and rimless glasses are much less retarded looking on anyone over the age of 15.
>>28412953
>black rims
So looking like a fucking hipster or SJW is a good thing?
What gift should I get my lesbian Asian moms for Mother's Day?
>>28412833
A bag of rice
>>28412833
Y e l l o w f e v er, huh, goblin?
>Lesbian Asian mothers
Thinking about killing myself. I'm so baby faced and I'm about five six... There's no place for ugly people Likr me in this world.
Lift, get contacts, shorter haircut
>How do I not look like a faggy twelve year old?
You can start by learning how to fucking rotate a picture.
lose the glasses, find a way to grow facial hair, shave your head.
also, your face is too bright and rosy. develop insomnia and get dark bags under your eyes, and perhaps fuck your face up a little bit.
this acid trip is too fucking long 4 hours to go what can i do to handle this fucking shit
>>28412734
who dta girl
>>28412734
more acid faggit
>>28412780
already done i took a other tab
http://bigstory.ap.org/00f36eefd6d74852b7165cdea0334068
In NYC you can no longer deny a pregnant woman a drink. I personally think there's nothing wrong with the law. Everything is determined by genetics, and that means drinking while pregnant is ok. Really we need to get rid of all laws against child abuse because there is nothing a parent can do that will harm their child. Only politically correct liberals believe child abuse is a real thing
>>28412731
I'm conservative but what you just said was the most retarded thing i've ever seen in my life.
>>28412825
he was being sarcastic you fucking mongoloid
>>28412856
Mongoloids are actually your intellectual superiors.
t. otherfag
>his "friends" could drop him at any moment without a second thought
>his "friends" regularly meet up without inviting him
>he's only ever been included in things that he initiated himself
>no one has ever messaged him first except to ask for something
OH MAN, COULD YOU EVEN IMAGINE BEING SUCH A LOSER? I SURE COULDN'T
ALL I WANT IS JUST ONE FUCKING FRIEND. I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT A GF I JUST WANT ONE FUCKING HUMAN BEING WITH NO FAMILY OBLIGATIONS TO DECIDE ON THEIR OWN TO GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT ME
>>28412870
whats up you meme lovin fuck
>>28412702
This was me until one day I decided to just not go to our usual spot. And I never went back. Fuck you,
>Dylan Hinson
>Jacob Bissel
>Vanessa Lozano
>Alethia James
And on a side note, fuck you,
>Vivian Dominguez
>Amber Ricks
>Mia DeHoyos
>Kayla Castaneda
>Jacqueline Hernandez
How to get over missing out on young love?
Get the fuck over it.
Step #1: feel sorry for yourself
>>28412641
any good tips? been on my mind a little bit lately...
What are some unhealthy habits to develop?
>>28412590
>What are some unhealthy habits to develop?
Posting here.
Browsing r9k daily
>>28412590
>What are some unhealthy habits to develop?
browsing 4chan
Why does new /r9k/ feel like tumble?
You guys were pretty gay before, but now it legit feels like 90% of you are fat tumble girls.
sweet naive child, is this the first internet community that you've been in that has been overrun by outsiders? adorable
>>28412621
Yes.
So do you have a vagina or just another autist?
>>28412656
>2016
>caring about gender
LOL
Just wanna get to know you better
>Age
>Sex
>Sexual Orientation
>Location
>NEET?
>anime?
>music/movies/books?
>looking for
>not looking for
>one face we should know about you before contacting you
>contact info
>>28412509
>>Age
fuck off shill
>>Sex
fuck off shill
>>Sexual Orientation
fuck off shill
>>Location
fuck off shill
>>NEET?
fuck off shill
>>anime?
fuck off shill
>>music/movies/books?
fuck off shill
>>looking for
fuck off shill
>>not looking for
fuck off shill
>>one face we should know about you before contacting you
fuck off shill
>>contact info
fuck off shill
and fuck your faggy fucking company agenda
fuck off back to soc with your shitty soc thread, faggot
>>28412509
>>Age
33
>>Sex
M
>>Sexual Orientation
stright
>>Location
fuck off shill
>>NEET?
yup
>>anime?
nah
>>music/movies/books?
fuck off shill
>>looking for
fuck off shill
>>not looking for
fuck off shill
>>one face we should know about you before contacting you
fuck off shill
>>contact info
ham hammerson
Does anyone have any good book recommendations? Preferably books that have actually impacted your life in some way. Maybe reply with the title of the book and a brief explanation of why you like it
pic unrelated
>>28412465
Flowers for Algernon.
Very robot book imo and quite easy to read, also the first part is fun to read cause its written from the POV of a tard.
>>28412465
The Dresden Files got me through a bit of a depression. It's like 16 books long so for me it was comforting to go home every day and meet up with the same characters.
It's pretty great and it definitely impacted my life
The Holy Bible
Its the only book you will ever need
Why is this one of the worst boards on the site?
>>28412362
>constant trap threads
>manlet, dicklet, blackbot threads
>"fembot" threads
Gee, I wonder why we're considered so awful.
>>28412362
Mainly because of you.
neither /pol/ nor /r9k/ can distinguish meme from reality
