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>whose bike is this
San Andreas is my shit and yeah the poor bike owner I assume it's not CJ's
>>28410110
Yous a busta
Whose world is this?
Friend of mine told me this girl really likes me.
Problem is she is really fucking boring and kinda fat
In the one hand, I'm a 19 years old kisses virgin
In the other hand, I have self respect
What to do?
>>28410072
Are you kinda fat?
>>28410084
I'm normal and just started working out
Why lower your standards? They exist for a reason, to keep you comfortable - any woman receiving alimony payments will tell you this.
>tfw growing up with a black mother
>tfw not growing up with a black mother
>>28410106
Just get a black gf and call her mommy.
>>28410070
I'm gonna need some sauce on that before any conclusions.
Uncomfortable if you ask me.
Ofutuntun ofutuntun
>>28410061
Tfw you slept on one for years
Looks like a comfy futon
If that's uncomfortable to you then you're a sissy
I can sleep on wood floors.
Why did /r9k/ lost their shit over this woman? I'm legitimately curious.
>>28410040
because she's literally perfect
>>28410051
how? I don't get it, is it her personality or what? Her looks are kinda meh
You guys realize that this isn't a girl right?
Please help me /r9k/
/fit/ fucking failed and is useless.
>jacked off 3 times today using a onahole (several hours before to rest)
>Now there is a warm pain in my groin.
>Testicles aren't swelling but it hurts, kind of where the balls meets the torso
Pleas help me /r9k/
>>28410022
>onahole
The hell is this
>>28410344
Fucking christ go back to >>>/soc/. This is just pathetic. I know it's bait too. I hate myself, but I hate you slightly more.
>>28410344
You really don't know, or you are just sarcastic in here? Anyway, it's a vagina toy for man. I haven't used one tho, yet.
>You will never have a pure, cute gf
>>28409990
buddy hate to break it to you but if she looks like that there's no way she is pure in anyway
What do you have to offer?
Are you pure, or do you watch porn?
>tfw no pure gf
>post a whore
Not even diet/testosterone/adderall etc makes a difference, guess I'm just wired this way?
>>28409921
I'm the same way. Nofap isn't even a challenge, just the standard
>>28409921
Hey, aren't you the one that bought into the tranny meme tried using OTC anti-test supplements but now decided otherwise and can't get it up anymore?
Yeah OP, I'm the same way, absolutely no interest in sex and even the idea and the smells of sex are disgusting to me. Had sex twice to try it out, a girl thought she could "cure me" lol, i could barely keep it up I was so disinterested/disgusted by the whole thing
I'm gonna start a sad pictures thread
Feel free to contribute
1 of many to go
2 of many to go
Orange a nail
>>28409920
Here's a real tearjerker
What animes are you watching robots?please end my suffering I don't want to live any longer
A-are you my government issued e-gf?
look, another pathetic scum is here
>>28409930
I am your government issued friend
>The only reason I don't want to move in with my girlfriend is because I like to shit with the doors open.
Tell me r9k, what sacrifices have you made to ensure your own happiness?
Actually keeping on top of personal hygiene which is a hassle
>>28409923
>not close enough with your gf to leave the door open anyway
if you do move in together trust me it'll take 1-2 months before both of you stop caring
>>28409947
I had Papa John's last night. Also I'm lactose intolerant. Usually my Papa shits aren't that pretty so I'd rather not have her see/smell it. Some might say I care for her too much.
What are your friends like, /r9k/?
>>28409860
What friends?
I have no friends to talk to
Not even internet "friends" talk to me anymore
>>28409860
Pretty much just like me.
Losers. We just hang out together so life feels a little less painful.
they all look like they'd be so boring to talk to
What do betas like do in the animal kingdom, what is our primal purpose, why do we exist
>>28409806
to die and work until we die
Usually die without reproducing. In nature females really only want the alpha male to produce the best off spring
>>28409806
We're just the failed deviations. All new replications deviate slightly and only the successful continue. We were individually failed attempts at adjusting, there isn't a specific purpose for us, the system is focused on a macro level.
>tfw you realize you'll never be elliot rodger's first kiss
>ywn be the heroic door that killed Elliot and saved countless lives
So when are they gonna make the movie about this qt?
>>28409868
>implying normie lifes are worthy
oreganal
I need a good old fashioned bitches & whores thread r9k, lately I can not take my mind off not having a qt gf/wife or qt loli daughter/sisterfu. It's real damn depressing and I just can't stop it. I've tried my usual hobbies (movies, reading, music, outdoors walks etc) but none of it helps. Especially since I keep seeing qt girls everywhere.
Just tell me a story about your ex-gf or Stacy that you orbited who was a bitch or something...I need harsh stories of women mistreating men so I can go back to hating/not wanting them in my life.
>>28409762
not what you asked for, but I've been hooking up with a girl recently.
It had been a while since the last time,
because /antisocial alcoholic/ and my last relationship fucked me up pretty bad.
I told this girl I wasn't looking for a relationship today, and she went apeshit.
Tries to make me out as the bad guy for letting her know my intentions.
Shit avoided.
Realise I don't really need a girl, and neither do you.
Dated someone for over a year that threatened to kill herself if I stopped dating her. She was 11/10, but crazy as shit, kept doing shit just to make me worry, got pissed if I even looked at another girl, guilt tripped me at every opportunity, so glad I got away from her
>>28409835
>>28409824
You always hear about girls going apeshit and being needy but sadly I think I would be the one who goes apeshit and needy. Knowing my luck I'd get the girl who didn't care or really give a shit about me and I'd be the one who would threaten to kill myself or something if she left me.
