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How often do you exercise?
>>28407349
Never.
Haven't done any real exercise in 3 years.
does walking counts? I walk for 3 hours every weekend.
most days. Helps with stress/clearing my head. Also feels good to track progress.
>33 years young
>finally get a job after graduating college 6 years ago
>80k starting is nice, but NO TIME FOR ANYTHING
Like I don't even have time to do basic things like clean, cook, do laundry, car maintenence etc, let alone go do something FUN like I was used to doing all the time. Even shittposting on 4chan is a luxury now.
Tell me it gets better bros.
>>28407303
how the fuck you starting at 80k. I am crossing my fingers for 40k and i still dont have it 3 years after school.
>Unemployed for 6 years
>First job is 80k starting
I didn't know lying on the internet paid that well.
>>28407303
you know how it goes anon
>life is work
>work is life
-shlo shekelstein
>tulpa found the smegma dildo
This shit is getting too meta
>tulpa found the other tulpa
>headmate found the tulpa
If you've lost someone to suicide, did the note comfort you or make it worse? I'm still deciding whether I want to leave a detailed note or just a short "goodbye you fuckers".
>>28407074
'Make it genuine' is a contradiction.
>>28407074
"send it to your friends"
yah... thanks for the reminder...
>>28407074
I'm really interested in this thread, also I'm wondering if (and how) write a suicide note.
But leaving nothing is more cruel than a
> "goodbye you fuckers".
if you wanna feel them regret
Well /r9k/, I deleted my 4gb porn collection that took me years to stockpile. It was choc full of rarities and pics that have since been deleted from their source. I've tried to do this in the past but figured I'd keep it but I don't know what brought me to just trash it now. When does life get better?
why the fuck did you do that?
god damn
>>28407134
well, after thinking about it I think it's because I wasn't able to do it before. I just had to rip it off like a bandaid now or it might've never got deleted. Right now it's a good feeling but we'll see how I feel next time I wanna take a trip to bikini candids '09.
>>28407269
You fucking retard. It may not be too late to recover it. Dont do it.
Anyone going to West Texas I'm transferring there and saw a few threads about it here, what's it like?
>>28407054
Midland TX fag here
Ask away
>>28407151
I heard there is Uber in the Amarillo Canyon area. Are there lots of Ubers and is the price constantly going up?
>>28407054
>Transferring
where from?
Ask a normie who came from robothood anything. (I've been browsing r9k for a long time, don't tell me to get off just because I became a normie)
I used to be a lot like Elliot, actually.
Now I have a cute loving young GF.
What would you like to know?
She will leave you, they always do
Enjoy it while you got it
winning the lottery
you probably stole eliot's winning ticket.
How did u maneuver her
>22 years old
>don't know how to buy condoms, drive a car, file a tax return, or book a doctor's appointment
wew
>buy condoms
Just buy them online from one of those mass suppliers.
They're much cheaper that way.
The only difficult one of those is driving, the rest are just a matter of following the prompts or asking the relevant person to help you
>>28407036
>buy condoms
pick it up, go to self-checkout if you're embarrassed
>drive a car
actually you're probably fucked if you don't have a relative or friend to take you out
>file a tax return
pay a bank to do it. They should teach this in schools
>book a doctor's appointment
"Hi this is anon, looking to book an appointment with Dr. Faggot regarding the pain in my urethra"
Easy as that
why can't anyone ever give actual dating advice besides "just talk to girls bro say hi just b yourself be le confident"? i'm sick of hearing this bullshit over and over. what's the TRUE answer?
Be yourself, hang out with new people and you'll eventually just fall into it.
alternatively you could make an effort to get numbers and stuff but that's a lot of pressure
Fine... I'll give you the TRUE answer. The secret we Chads have been keeping from betas. I don't care... I'm going to do it, even if it means getting kicked out of the dudebro club.
The absolute real reason betas don't get laid is becauseyou're shitty to drink with, and that's how most normies socialize. You fucks either don't drink (and thus can't pick up on the freeflowing drunken vibe of people who are in that zone), or are fucking downers who drink to pass out alone instead of drinking to have fun with people. Cut it out, and use the inhibition-lessening nature of alcohol to get over your buzzkilling natures.
>>28407246
I can confirm that this actually works. I used to do it all the time before I started drinking alone just to get fucked up.
Now I'm just a drunken, social recluse
Hey robot. C'mere. Let's have a comfy thread.
origgy
cabins,
this looks pretty comfy. big window, comfy and cozy little room in a high rise apartment.
you bros smokin'?
I just picked up a 3.5 of some really dank shit, bout to roll up & watch the new Fantastic Four movie on HB
what about you guys?
>>28406949
what are you going to roll up, a wizard? since it's 3.5
I'm smoking now because I was in a bad mood and smoking makes that go away.
>tfw smokin, eating salt and vinegar chips, and playing vidya
will probably fap to some doujins later as well
>tfw you will never date a cute boy version of anzu
>>28406941
Good luck kawaii skeleton!
>>28407177
>people unironically believe she has bulimia
just because she isnt a fat shit doesnt mean there is something wrong with her
>>28407208
She's underweight with chipmunk cheeks. She's not at a healthy weight.
Anzu and her fans are delusional.
Post favourites and what you're currently watching.
Patlabor, SSY, Slayers
Currently watching Gundam Zeta.
Also; What the fuck did they accomplish?
Is anybody watching Boku no Hero Hypedemia?
>>28407132
>All that mecha
I've only ever seen Aldnoah.Zero and it was trash, am I missing out here?
My parents insist that fin a girlfriend because others my age do. I've only dated one girl and it sucked. She was anoying and only wanted do do shit I hated. Not to mention I'm only willing to date a virgin. I'm only 20, how can I get my parents off my back about this? Why is it important that I get a fucking gf?
i want a friend that is a girl i do.
but i don't want to -date-.
i want to be comfy with a friend and do nothing because i am a low energy person.
she could read manga while i shitpost.
>Tfw i am describing my sister.
>>28406926
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL ANON
I dont want a fucking gf, I want to live alone, and have nobody bother me ever. I just want to live in a place where none of my neighbors know my name or know I exist and nobody ever knocks on my door
is that too much to ask?
>>28406966
I could live with that as long as I get some privacy too.
>>28406973
I'm sure there are places like that if you look into it. I need some human interaction though, just not a lot.
only one more day wagie. tick tock, wagecuck.
>He gazed up at Shekelbergs face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath that smug face. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, selfwilled exile from the loving breast! Two caffeine scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was alright, the stuggle was finished. He had won victory over himself. He loved wageslaving.
>DESPITE ALL MY WAGE
>I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
>worked all day
>it's 9:30pm
>login to 4chan in the bathroom on my break
>see this
