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My penis is bigger than my fathers
>>28406338
alright anon
go ahead and green text us what happened
>hands you a doll
show us where he touched you on the doll
Pretty easy to pass the five centimeter mark
>>28406338
But your father has had sex at least once
I just found out my roastie sister is a stripper at this sleazy strip club that apparently is well known for giving guys sexual release at the VIP lounge and other worish stuff.
I really hate her as she constantly dumps off her kids for me and my mom to take care off day and night so she can hang with her other roaatie friends.
How do I deal with this?
>>28406318
Go visit your sister in the VIP room.
>>28406318
Rape her kids.
>>28406318
Move out, you've outgrown the nest now anyways. Time to leave or stop your bitching.
>can hardly remember the time before my parents divorced
>can't even imagine what having two parents is like
Who else?
i know this feelio. It's fucking crazy imagining 2 parents being home at the same time, eating dinner together, sleeping in the SAME BED. Luckily they split up when I was really young so I'm not really sad about it, just a crazy feel
Tfw raised by single mom
It all makes sense now
how the fuck am I supposed to raise a family if I have never experienced a functioning family unit?
>no kurdish militia girlfriend
>>28406223
You could always join ISIS and get raped by one.
>>28406223
>Dating a socialist feminazi atheist slut
Are you serious ?
>>28407868
>Not being a socialist feminist atheist slut.
Seriously?
Is there a dignified way to kill oneself? Preferably painless too. I'd go with pic related but Britbong, hard to get a decent gun.
Helium
Everything can be gotten off amazon
>>28406222
Balloon timing is great, but heroin is top tier. Or PCP and death by police.
>>28406200
Drink 6L of water until your brain swells and you die.
>ANON COME ON! take off your shirt we are at the beach!
No U take urs off.
>>28406250
Roasters BTCO /thread
but muh pectus excavatum
ITT: Characters who are literally you
Pic is me
I've found an uncountable list of similarities. I no longer identify as myself but as Sonic.
>>28406136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yunvDLP09Bw
testosterone scriptures
r9k loser feeling indentified to cool fictional characters, ay the lelz.
/gfd/ is okay too
>>28406090
W-who is that behind her?
Tfw small but intimidating mommt gf pushes me down, mounts my cock and takes my cum inside of her because she wants it, even though she's not on birth contol
>>28406090
A dominatrix should always be thin and good looking like a proper Stacey. Don't know why some of these women even bother they are not intimidating in the slightest.
>SoldierCuck risks life in Donkeyfuckistan to protect Mr. Shekelstein's interests
>Neet King fucks his qt gf
>>28406081
>>Neet King fucks his qt gf
Holy shit you are delusional, that guy is a massive cuck. This is literally r*ddit tier cuckoldry desu
>>28406180
>civilian master race fucks his qt gf
Happy now?
>>28406454
>masterrace
>not being able to shoot brownies and get veteran benefits
kek <--
kek
kek
why aren't you watching this RIGHT NOW or arleast before bed for comfy
roger is literally a red pilled robot
inb4 nuh uh nuh uh
try watching it first, you wont regret it
>>28406054
I watched it already. Sorry tomato.
>>28406054
I already saw it.
>>28406054
Junior year in college, I had an apartment to myself. All day every day for at least a month I would smoke a shitload of weed and watch this. God I loved that show. Especially the second season even though it was so convoluted.
A girl will never look at you like this why even live?
>>28406043
>Tfw they do but I always manage to fuck it up.
>>28406209
just beeeeeeeee~ urself bro works everytime
She does not even seem to be focusing on anything with her eyes. She is making a meme face.
Have you ever taken up smoking to appear more interesting?
I only smoke sometimes. But of those sometimes, it's often a social thing. Smoking with a friend. Fun stuff.
yes two times
then i died from cancer in teh butt
>>28406123
Same for me. It usually takes me a week or two to get through a pack of cigs.
Who else here jokes about killing themselves to friends *if any* or co-workers but just shrug it off as a "dark sense of humor"?
>friends
>co-workers
>>28406029
I do it all the time to my girlfriend op, bag I mentioned I have a girlfriend? Well I have one and she is a robot too
Oh yeah, I make suicide jokes all the time with my dozens of pals and beautiful gf. We all have a great big laugh and then post on /r9k/ about it.
>drinking in a bar with a group of guys
What is the appeal of this to normies?
>>28406019
It's socializing.
Clearly you don't see any value in the presence of others. This isn't a robot thing, it's an autism thing.
>drinking in front of a screen with a group of people you don't even know or see
What is the appeal of this?
>>28406040
True robots see no value in real life social interaction. I don't see your point.
Long story short, I got threatened by 2 black people and they stole 30 dollars from my pocket. Im 5'3, and they were around 6'2, so obviously I have no reason to even attempt fighting my way out it
I feel like shit, I know im weak and cant defend myself and I cant move out of niggerville. What would you have done /r9k/?
>>28406014
Get Gud
(oragino)
>>28406109
you can only git so gud when youre almost a foot shorter than your attacker
>>28406014
Get a gun, maybe?
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