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What side do you part your hair, robots? I'm conducting an experiment purely out of curiosity. For reference what side you part your hair is the opposite of what you see in the mirror. For example in pic related, the picture of Carter on the left is an example of a right hair part and the picture on the right is an example of a left part.
Right part. Mainly because the left side of my hairline is 1/2-3/4ths of an inch more receded than my right.
I'm bald. Pump a rum
Pickle pee
Looks like a zig zag up the middle right now.
Am I racist if I'm black and not attracted to black men?pic unrelated
>>28408141
No, you retarded cunt
>>28408141
Obviously not, you genuine moron.
>>28408141
wtf? women here?
Well /r9k/, i left my gf and two month old daughter a month ago, wasnt really feeling the father vibe. I have been traveling around having sex with hookers and college sluts and doing other degenerate things ever since. Why are men still expected to take care of women and pay for their kids. Ive gotten at least 200 texts and calls over the past few weeks from her and ignored all of them. This idea that i owe her something is crazy. If she starts trying to get me to pay child support i dont know what i will do. Any advice for a guy just trying to live his live in 2016?
>Any advice
Sure. Take out a life insurance policy, make sure it pays out to your kid and then kill yourself in a way that doesn't look like suicide.
this b8 has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the testicles
>>28408115
awesome trole thread m80
almost ruzed me
I'm tired of being a failure. I'm tired of being a disappointment. I'm tired of being depressed and most of all I'm tired of being alone. I want this summer to be life changing for me. Completely dedicated to self-improvement. I don't really know where to start though. Any ideas?
>>28408104
You're a stupid one. If you were 'completely dedicated to self-improvement' you'd be off this board.
If you're actually seriously looking for advice on this board. Step 1. Leave 4chan 2. Find a hobby (preferably athletic so you aren't a fatty)
Or kill yourself
There's a fine line between self-improvement and neurosis.
Tread carefully OP.
Why not try volunteering to help others, OP?
You could volunteer at a homeless shelter or at an animal sanctuary.
why are you pissed/depressed/wanttodie as fuck robots? heres mine
>friends betrayed me
>oneitis pretends to care even when i can see she doesnt
>sad music makes me sadder but its my fav
>dreams being crushed
>slipping in life
>i was a normie until i moved Freshman year, i now want to die and despise all types of people
how have you been?
>>28408094
Friends all moved away and most now live together.
Sperglord and can't make new friends or interact with females.
Dead end job, no father, no skills and no money for training of any kind.
Just smart enough to know im pretty stupid.
>just be yourself
>no girls all life
>finally find girl
>can't get hard cause I'm addicted to masturbation
I'm trying to calculate if porn has done more right or wrong to my life.
>i'm here every day
>every day, there are the same threads
>every day, people are sad
>every day, people talk about mental institutions
>every day, people say bigoted things
>every day, people talk about school shootings
>i'm just here for the good times
>i'm here for the offhand fun threads
>it's the only off topic board safe from net tourists
>but i listen to men whine
>and women act spoiled
>and i feel like i'm surrounded by children
>i've been here since 2008
>my heart goes out to khvs but i can't help anyone
>your helplessness only makes you more undesirable
>you are perpetuating your own despair every time you exclaim your desire for companionship
>i'm just as unhappy as you, i don't cry
>it doesn't matter at all to me
>life is principally unfair
>five year olds understand that
>i have to look at the dicks of men, pictures they take themselves
>their minds and hearts are distorted from being in your lonely hell
>i can't do anything for you
>you're digging your own grave
>i'm just here to make gbp jokes and tell tard stories
>i'm in this cesspool where i have to look at your dick
>anywhere else that would be better is pay for membership or too obscure to not be invite only
>and i have to take on all of your bad karma
Starting a streetwear brand,what do you think of my design,would anyone want them on shrit?
>inb4 shill
image is very unclear, can hardly tell what is occuring
unless your target audience is memers who dont have enough self respect to spend money on clothes without some layer of irony being displayed upon their person, no one will buy it with that text on it.
cool it with the effects and stick to one cohesive theme
>>28408147
I'll take that to heart,what do you think of this one?
>>28408206
better than the other one but im not sure i understand whats being conveyed
what style/theme are you trying to go for? if youre trying to do a dark grimy sort of thing its better to actually form a cohesive thought and go from there with distortion/whatever
>tfw lost my 1000th argument in a row today
why don't you stop being so combative and argumentative all the time then? no one likes it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUqKqCwzKRU
>>28409412
Cont orginel cument
Does anyone else just constantly think about sticking their face in an asian girl's butt?
For me it's alina li and my oneitis, who looks like her. I just want to stick my face in their panties.
>>28408005
Just buy an Asian whore, anon.
>>28408051
>sticking your face in a whore's butt
That just seems like a bad idea sempai.
Do you think if I paid Alina enough she would let me?
I don't think I could pay off my oneitis.
>Asian girls
>Having butts
>"Anon, you're so quiet all the time"
>"Yeah, you're a total creep"
>"You must have no self-esteem, you should talk more"
Why is it a huge crime to be quiet?
>>28407980
Because when you are quiet, normans aren't able to judge you as easily, so they assume the worth due to their simple-mindedness.
>>28408071
*worst
Originalanonwhyareyousoquietlolvirginjustkillyourselfyoucanthavestacyspussyifyouarequiet
>>28408071
Is the media to blame for this?
I'm an asian guy with a white gf ask me anything
When will you kill her and where will you dump the body?
do you wear dope snapbacks and pretend to be a bronx rapper like most asian males
>>28408015
no but i make electronic music, so i guess that's similar.
Im sad and bored
If you are bored you are not sad you stupid kid.
>>28407996
Im more sad than bored. I could do something, but dont really want to
Hey kid wanna play some v idy<a :?
Reminder that if you are under 6' you are a manlet and don't even have a chance with fat chicks
>>28407972
thanks for reminding me m8 that even landwhales find me repulsive
there is no end to this ride of sadness
Even my own mom keeps commenting about my height. Why are women so ruthless when it comes to height?
>>28407972
>Mother nicknamed me short guy.
>I am 5'10
>She is 5'0.
>She called me "buddy".
>>28407957
Hey, buddy, sorry for that, but I don't really see you as a potential mate. You're my friend, like... my sister, you know?
Same here man, does it really mean you're friend zoned though?
>>28407957
>She called me "buddha".
why is it so hard to be interesting?
That's just normanese for "smart" or "weird" or "cool"
Because you try to be interesting when you should try to be interested.
Because the majority of your time is spent on 4chan rather than seeing things firsthand and so you have no useful skills or interesting anecdotes to share. Try getting your company drunk or high instead.
There is attractive autistic people (physically) or are they all unattractive?
Aaaaah Chris... I was wondering why I've never seen a pic of him here before
>>28407931
There is this robot who is so depressed and insecure that he gets escorts instead of going the chad way
a shame, i tell you
>>28407954
>showing how new you are so fucking blatantly
Lurk the fuck moar, for fuck's sake
