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post steams then rate
>>28406829
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198072421082/
Never posted in one of these before, rate me fellow robots
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198018011266/
>>28406862
4/10
empty and bland
>>28406906
69/10
God-tier decorated steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/BIGPAPI69420
What are some good tv shows that aren't animoo? I like these shows:
Bob's Burgers
The Blacklist
Rubicon
Futurama
The Wire
King of the Hill
Better Call Saul
First season House of Cards
What would you recommend? Pic unrelated
the americans
the channel 4 british show called Utopia
the knick
sopranos if you haven't watched it
vikings
fargo is worth it for season 2. season 1 is kind of meh.
i'd say try the americans and the knick first. the knick show description makes it sound extremely lame, but it's honestly the best show i've watched in years.
ignore the memes and go watch game of thrones too if you haven't watched it. the first 3-4 seasons are good television
>>28406777
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Wilfred
Man Seeking Woman
Louie
Baskets
Miami Vice
Archer
Man Seeking Woman is alright at times some episodes are just tumblr "socially awkward muh liberal arts degree" bs
Season 2 and onward of Leverage is my shit. A shame TNT cancelled it. As ridiculous as it was, it was pretty much Justice Boner: The TV Show.
I have a question for white guys who like black girls. Would you date a black girl who has fucked or dated black guys?
Fuck no, then again black "girls" are disgusting, if you can call them girls. You're manly, you smell, I would never stick my dick in a sheboon primate.
>>28406811
>I have a question for white guys who LIKE black ladies
Don't have kids with non whites. Don't make more mongrels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVpfcq4pV5U
What's the best kind of apple and why is it the Granny Smith Apple?
>eating sugar spheres
>>28406727
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
This original post is meant at this barneyfag
Because they're sour and taste like shit.
Honeycrisps are better.
The best apple I can remember eating was a Braeburn. It was really sweet and fruity. But usually the Braeburns shipped to this part of the country are alot blander than that.
Actually most fruit shipped to this part of the country is bland and tasteless.
>at gas station
>at counter buying some drinks
>cute girl walks up to me and said red bull is better and litterally said wink wink and looked away for a sec
>I just stood there got my shit and walked away
Guys what did she mean by this?
>>28406706
she wanted to talk to you. you probably reminded her of somebody she knows/knew.
>>28406706
Are you black? Maybe she meant "bull" as in she wants you
Or maybe she was just a high as shit crazy bitc
nigga idk
she was a real-life shill who has been paid to follow you around and not-so-subtly market products that a team of experts have determined you have an interest in based on your google search history.
Do robots play visual novels? Alot of the characters in them are pretty robot tier.
Visual novels make me regret going to the outside world.
>>28406695
I've barely played any but I've been planning to do so. Would you care to recommend some to us? also sauce?
>Everyone is equal
Kek, one of the most transparent lies ever.
Funnily enough the ones who repeat it the most are subhumans.
Hey anon , wanna split this cake with me?
>>28406626
Id rather split those lips
i only eat with women
No, I don't like cake and I don't want you to eat it either, you'll get fat.
Did the internet kill off any chance for robots to find true non betacuck love?
>nerds and losers use the internet for escapism
>they get weaker, fatter and more socially retarded if not withdrawn over time
>stacies realize they got literal thousands of betacucks and sometimes even chads lining up for her attention or vagina so they no longer have to settle for betakeks anymore
>chad uses apps like tinder and dating sites to fuck all beta women and hook up with stacies in their early teens to mid 20s
>meanwhile betacucks and nerds/losers are left with chad's leftovers
The chances of a robot finding true love have diminished over time if anything.
B-bumping my own thread.
You misunderstand. Cucking is a part of mammalian sexuality. Female chimps make noise during sex to attract alpha chimps to scare off the beta that's fucking them. Our entire genetic line is one of cuckoldry. Your great great etc. ancestor was probably an alpha chimp that beat up some beta while he was nutting then used his chimp dick to scoop out the beta cum and put your great^1000 grandpa in there instead. We are in the most disgusting hell imaginable.
>>28407913
>Your great great etc. ancestor was probably an alpha chimp that beat up some beta while he was nutting then used his chimp dick to scoop out the beta cum and put your great^1000 grandpa in there instead.
Ask a white guy with an Asian gf anything
>>28406535
What's your height and penis size.
>>28406558
I'm 5'11 and my dick size is about 6 inches
>>28406535
How old are you, how old is she, how long have you been together for?
>complains about women being shallow whores
>refuses to date any women that has touched a black man
Why are robots so retarded?
>complains about food being expensive
>refuses to eat any moldy bread that has touched a pile of dog shit
Why are poor people so retarded?
>complains about women being shallow whores
>refuses to date a shallow whore
I don't see the problem
why are you zeroing in on the black dude like its his fault you are a craaaaazzzzzzzy betch!
>saw girl on left on tinder 2 years ago
>took hilarious screencap of bio
>never matched me
>matched with girl on right yesterday
>seems really familiar but I can't pin it
>scrolling through reaction images to shitpost with
>speakofthedevil.jpg
You think she's still a virgin?
>>28406483
>i usally date blacks tho or mixed men
HAHAHAHAHA
That woman is trash and needs to go into the compactor.
Speaking of Trash. How's living in St. Pete?
>>28406483
So she is a single mother now right?
>self hate level increased
>can't even bring myself to believe female family members genuinely like me anymore
>>28406439
no female """""likes"""""" anybody
they like situations
>>28406439
What did you do? Original text
>>28406452
Oh no, females definitely like chad
Reminder that if you're a girl and you don't have a body like this you're a defective human being.
>>28406426
OP is, surprisingly, correct
>>28406426
rumi ftw
>>28406426
>i will never stick my dick between those tits
Why even live?
![stock-illustration-8885791-hill-billy-with-moonshine[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vjhhkDv.jpg "stock-illustration-8885791-hill-billy-with-moonshine[1]")
I'm a diet, and I've been eschewing drinking. But tonight I've decided to cheat.
Give me some cheap alcohol I can easily down. The tastier the better.
>>28406424
Coconut rum. mixes well with sweet juice.
it's only about 20%BAC though but that means u can pour big cups and mix it with juice np.
>>28406458
hnmm. OK.
Stop being a pussy and drink rum
Can anyone remember truly having an erection from just seeing an image, or even a video?
I don't mean prepping yourself by manually stimulating for a porn session, I mean seeing a random image on this board for example and sporting a boner.
I honestly can't remember the last time..
That happened to me 5 minutes ago.
I'm almost 23. How old are you?
>>28406376
just the other day a girl I know locally posted nudes on her tumblr that she doesn't know anyone she knows knows about. got me fucking diamonds in seconds.
sounds like you've got some ED or maybe a psychological condition going on.
26 and I've got SSRI-induced ED.
No single image or video can arouse me that way anymore, though stories accompanying such can.
