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Is this a normie band /rk9/?
>>28404616
any band that has a music video with 1M+ views is pretty normie tbqh famallama
>>28404616
Pretty normie, yeah. That's not to say they're bad, but in terms of their song structure and overall sound, with the exception of David's voice, they're pretty generic. I still listen to them though, sometimes generic is what I feel like listening to.
How about these guys?
How do I turn super sayian?
>>28404560
You gotta bee yourself and scream really loud.
>>28404592
I'm trying to scream to the theme music, isn't working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ
Do women not realize how obnoxious they sound when they complain about receiving too much attention?
I'm an ugly male and like most ugly males I have lived my entire life without being complimented or positively acknowledged by anybody. Literally never. Not a single time. It boils my blood when I read of some attractive 23 year old woman in New York complaining about how shitty her life is because construction workers whistle at her sometimes. It's like a rich person complaining about rich people "problems" to some poor bloke who has nothing. Fuck you, bitch. Your problems are a symptom of how good your life is. Your "struggle" doesn't exist, and you could never, NEVER, last a day in my shoes. You don't know what it's like to be invisible. And if you were as invisible as me for a single day you'd cry and beg to go back to your life of acknowledgement and attention.
>woman posts long rant about someone catcalling her on Facebook
>pretends to be offended but really she's just bragging to everyone that people find her attractive
>no one calls her out on this
I hate these people. And I do mean people--plural. I see this shit all the time. Bonus points if she's:
>an acne-ridden, ugly feminist Asian girl
>posting about how men are asking to marry her on the subway all the time and acting offended
>at least one of these posts a week, not even kidding
>mfw I took the train with her every single day and no one ever so much as looked in her direction
>>28404551
Do robots not realize how obnoxious, delusional and entitled they sound when they complain about literally everything and everyone 24/7 while putting ZERO of the blame on themselves?
>>28404826
Deport yourself back to pinterest, roastie
>ooh, I'm telling!
What was your response /r9k/
>>28404548
whatcha gonna do bitch
Okay do it, and then I'll go tell all your friends that you're a tattle-tale and they wont like you anymore.
>>28404556
now he's going to tattle on you for saying a naughty word
You've only made it worse. Enjoy missing snack time. Now he has free reign to take your zebra cakes you have stashed in your cubby
Since everybody but me is at the prom right now, I'v be decided I'm gonna spend the time doing something better
I'm trying to create THE perfect Robot's pizza
>inb4 dirty
OK let's get the dough going
>>28404537
Good luck my man, make sure to keep us posted. What are your plans so far (toppings, crust, sauce etc)?
Ok now we can start putting some sauce on it
what's your favourite Savannah Brown video, /r9k/?
>>28404505
she is barely above dumb and would not have any views if she was ugly
>>28404505
>Savannah Brown
>admits to being a raging slut
none.
>>28404547
post nudes
also tributes
If you're a pedophile I hope you have a slow painful death.
fuck off back to /pol/ normie retard
non-degenerates have no place on this board
fucking iphone retard as well lmao
She'd be really hot if she didn't have a gooknose.
That is really rude and pedophobic.
>Masturbate 4-5 times per week
>Very rarely more than once per day
>Felt exceptionally horny today
>Fapped 3 times already today
>some tinder match who I haven't spoken to in about 2 weeks suddenly sends me nudes out of the blue
>Wants me to go round
Am I even going to be able to get it up> I feel sore enough now.
>talking to girls online
>getting nudes
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>28404720
>Being an autistic 'reee' poster
>>>/reddit/
>>28404455
why are you even on here? Go for fuck's sake.
>tfw see someone you know when you're going somewhere
>don't know if say hi or not
>stress out and end up walking past looking into the ground like a sperglord
It never gets better.
That was a really good meme. This was my best creation. I can relate to your feel too, but I mostly just wanted to post this snail.
>>28404372
also when you meet someone you went to school with and didn't like and they start talking to you. I never know what to say. I just wanna run away.
>>28404372
>>28404475
We should keep this meme alive. I love this meme.
It's 2016
Why aren't you attention whoring on the internet?
i need to get on HRT first
>>28404343
I remember you from yesterday. Aren't you like 5'7"?
>>28404343
Because I'm not some ugly, emo, retard??
I fucked up today.
>>28404333
To see if I'm still failure
>>28404333
alright, give us another one of your WACKY adventure stories anon
What have I become? My Swedish friend?
who here /criminal/?
>mfw that rush from robbing a liquor store with a ski mask and a gun
Anyone else ever hit a lick?
Nice try mr.police
>>28404306
i gave your mum a lick last night
>>28404306
Is that what hitting a lick means? Thought it was a drug thing.
Who here /justturnedlegal/?
All 1998-born bros welcome, late '97 also.
>>28404292
>that pic
>this post
Fucking kilI yourseIf
>>28404292
Ya man, loved that 2007-2010 vibe, and that was the year i discovered you tube.
I loved those times.
>>28404292
Here bros. Were finally official
>>28404325
Shut up old geezer
I fell off the wagon again
You on your way to Oregon fucking retard
>>28404304
I'm on my way to your moms basement to feed her my fat dick
>>28404382
You'll be lucky if she can even reach her hand 4 feet deep in your fat rolls to pinpoint your chode.
What is the difference between a robot and a failed normie? Is a robot just a failed normie who's accepted his position?
A failed normie has made out with a girl and still had a position on the social caste
The robot is the script that governs the posting restrictions of the board.
A normie is a person. A normal one.
A robot never had a chance.
A failed normie was a normie at some point but something went terribly wrong and turned them into a "robot"
Failed normies are often only robots for a couple years tops before they get over their problem and go full normal again.
