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Post cool stories from 4chan.
I remember this one dude who posted here, who lived in a third world shithole and apprenticed under a docter and learned to be a medfag without formal education. That was pretty cool. Too bad I didn't screenshot it.
Anyway, post away.
>pic unrelated, I got nothing
bumpadoodledadooo
aye bump, this sounds interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLxJS8k9pHs
Would life be any different if people could see your emotional scars?
AAAAHHHH
Probably not
Now, if I could see theirs, I think that would be genuinely interesting
They'd call you a pussy faggot even harder, OP.
>>28398654
they can when they look in my eyes.
the only reason why nobody dares to fight me.
>you find a video with little views of a playthrough from years ago
>click on channel
>the person keeps making videos
>get's around 10 views or less on each
>keeps on going
What is this feel?
>>28398581
If he's really autistic, post it on reddit and make him the new reviewbrah
>making this thread
>without linking to the channel
not cool hombre
>>28398713
https://www.youtube.com/user/guardiane/videos
Anyone here feel suicidal, or planning to kill themselves?
What methods will you use?
>>28398522
thought of jumping off my brother's balcony. then I realized he'd probably move.
I guess a bridge will have to do.
I tried a concoction of anti-depressants and methylphenidate in the hopes of dying by serotonin overdose, but I chickened out of taking more when I started having heart palpitations, shivering, and sweating through my bedsheets.
I just want to die in my sleep.
>>28398679
I see. What are your reasons for it?
Are you afraid of how your family will feel?
I have two things in mind, the first may not be a good idea because it probably won't go ideally.
I will probably go via inert gas. I'm afraid of screwing it up. I intended on doing it several months from now, maybe even next year, but I might have to move it forward.
Could this be a robot's salvation?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia
>>28398519
So, how the fuck do I apply?
I'd be tempted if there was a solid internet connection.
>In the very far east of the country
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Who else here /BPD/??
How's it feel to be a fucking lonely pseudo-empathetic sack of shit?
F-feels great here.
Anyone else have the issue of entering someone's life, being the best person to them ever and then literally telling them to fuck off and then subsequently feeling like an emotionless void?
>>28398477
what is bpd even?
>>28398477
You mean hyperempathetic person who had terrible parents that gave you attachment disorders?
Y E S
I thought I had defeated it and I was doing a lot better for a bit but then it all came rushing back
Fuck dis brain
Fuck dis lyfe
Fuck everything except my cat who lacks the cognitive depth to understand how much of an asshole I am and consequently is actually capable of loving me
What did you get your mum for Mother's Day tomorrow, robots?
>>28398453
nothing yet. I'm on red alert right now, need to get something. Any cop-out ideas?
>>28398453
Nothing because I spent my last 5 bucks on some weed.
My mom really deserved a better son.
Maybe my brother will buy a card that I can sign.
A high grade bar juicer so she can have fresh orange juice every day easily
>mfw I realized all opinions (including my own) are wrong
dunno what to make of this discovery
How did you find this out? What's your reasoning?
>>28398628
>inb4 OP took drugs
>>28398438
Does this mean your opinion that all opinions are wrong is also wrong?
How many fembot nudes have you saved?
Post your collection
>>28398427
I have nonebecause ''''''fembots''''''don't exist
this >>28398454
I am still waiting for the closest thing IRL to a fembot to show up, someone obese and mentally ill enough that she can't use sex to get anyone and is scraping the barrel coming to /r9k/. but it never happens.
they are ALL too attractive to be robots like OP
i would absolutely wreck mystery
why is it when i start finally fucking a girl some slut comes along trying to make me cheat?
should i just fuck her and it have blow up in my face?
Most of us here wish we had your problems
>>28398448
so should i risk everything? pic related
>>28398400
Yes, of course. What's the worst that could happen? Even if they both drop you, you can just find some other slut to fuck.
How do I get rid of my cuck/interracial fetish
I can't get off to anything other than this and its been like 1.5 years.
>>28398394
Stop frequenting this imageboard.
bullet to the temple
Is that an off-the-shoulder top she's wearing or is it just a tank top with the straps pulled down?
>send her video of young black people getting hit by a car
>this is her response
LOL
Pls respond if you're in this thread
I be here, dawg.
>>28398447
I'm here too, anon.
>be me
>mom calls
>"did you meet any girl?"
>"no"
>"why?"
>mfw
>>28398382
What kind of a fucking mom calls you and just asks "did you meet any girl?"
>>28399283
Mine says "Have you made any friends yet?"
Cherish is the word I use to describe
All the feeling that I have
Hiding here for you inside
So my oneitis hooked up with some dude from tinder, should i tell her my feelings or should i just drop her or go full cuck and keep being her friend? Heres me being a cuck
>>28398375
if you hurt that goat, I will rape you.
>>28398397
You mean this goat? Bring it on lad
Your friend looks way too young laddio.
I'm going to start my own webcomic, what do you guys think?
bretty gud op keep it up
>>28398273
lol i actually chuckled
Here is another of the comic that I made.
