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I'm new to the series and watched a play-through of Demon's Souls - I watched it because I wanted to not miss any of the lore and that it's not available on PC..
I'm new to the series and am kind of deciding whether I should just get DSIII or start from the beginning with Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition. Also, I am playing on a pretty modest rig: 750ti/i3-4150 at 1600x900 monitor - Asus 1080pixels monit.rar is in RMA....Will it even run?
PS. I haven't bought it yet (student..pretty poor don't start working until the 17th..), but if anyone has a spare key or is somekind of god, a key of DS: Prepare to Die would be greatly appreciated:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Keendreams
PS..Mouse and Keyboard or Xbox Controller to play this game?
Start with DaS1 and play with an Xbox controller
>>28397195
XBox Controller
Demon Souls isn't part of the lore
But You shouldn't play it, it's shit, worst 7 bucks I ever played, don't fall into redditors' meme and play something good
Use an XBOX Gamepad and start with Dark Souls 1. Dark Souls 3 is directly related to DaS in every way and you'd be missing a lot.
>tfw vagina itches
you boys dont know how easy you have it
>tfw ywn have a vagina
>>28397158
Can we see how it looks please OP?
>tfw balls itch
you girls dont know how easy you have it
>you can have sex with 3 people for the rest of your life, but with one only anally, with one only orally, with one only vaginally
>you can fuck one person for the rest of your life, but only involving two out of vaginal, anal, oral
Choose.
Sorry gaybots, this thread is not for you. Females may respond though, obviously.
Female. My bf. Vaginally and anally.
Emma Stone, I'm fine with blowjobs and regular sex
>>28397134
... I feel like you only said that to get out of giving blowjobs forever.
That's not the spirit of the game!
>beta males cannot get hot women
explain pic related baka desu senpai
Attractive guy likely with a big dick, not to mention that pic doesn't prove he is her boyfriend.
Beta males with bone structure like that can.
>>28397100
This pic proves it
This instant coffee tastes like absolute garbage but it is cheap and if I stop drinking it I will get excruciatingly painful headaches
>>28397030
Sounds like withdrawal from a caffeine addiction, mate.
I care about this. Please, go on.
>>28397030
Literally me right now. Wish I had some real coffee.
>been marathoning romance/slice of life anime's
>literally do nothing but watch them and start another one when the previous ends
>ran out of things to watch
Holy shit anime is like a fucking drug
I'm in a horrible feels withdrawal right now
TFW NOGF
KILL ME NOW
>>28397019
You know how to feel better?watch more anime
>>28397050
Got any good and realistic (no fantasy/SciFi) romance ones?
I envy you anon, I can only get hooked to shows with plot and stuff happening nowadays.
Let's talk about small dick feels.
Post your size, how it makes you feel, if you have the experience of women laughing at you or berating you for your small size, describe how it affects your performance when having sex.
>27 year old
>16.5cm length, ridiculously thin girth
>still a virgin because of insecurities and fear of humiliation and trauma
7 inches here. I'm a small dicked prick.
>>28396988
What is your girth? I just want to know so that I can feel better about myself.
8.5 inches here
Last woman I showed it too laughed and left almost instantly
I JUST WANT A HUG, WHY DON'T GIRLS WANT TO HUG ME???
>>28396921
you should ask politely
just go in for the hug senpai
>See a qt girl holding a sign that said "free hugs"
>About to go over
>Begin to think about how many different guys she's probably hugged all day
>Decide to walk away
Anybody else getting tired of 4chan? Ive spent a bloody 6 years on this site and its getting really old, i just have nothing better to do
>>28396913
is that erika
i never have seen her pics before but the other day I saw some faggot saying mean things about her, but I think she's a real qt and he seemed like a complete asshole
>>28396913
No, i found it last week and i'm enjoying my time here! :DDDDD
>>28396913
Yes, i'm bored, don't want to post on image boards anymore, i hate video games, i hate anime. It's all gotten old "been there done that". I'm becoming attracted to the idea of torrenting textbooks and just reading/doing the assignments for fun or the purpose of learning something.
I'm just a lazy cunt, i have no will or way of pushing myself to doing something else that's (even if just a little bit) productive.
ITT: animals you find cute that aren't
cow
bird de canada
also walrus
>>28397086
if you were canadian like me you'd hate these. they hiss at people and shit everywhere.
For the robots, cyborgs and failed normies who aren't neets:
What do you do for work, anons? How many robots work jobs that aren't just regular customer service?
>>28396744
I work at a butcher's, mostly cleaning machinery and floors but I've just started serving customers recenty, which is hard as fuck because I'm on r9k so obviously I have no social skills
>>28396826
I know what you mean, robot. But, trying will help further you and allow you to pick up social skills. I believe in you.
IT
I constantly work in different buildings and have to talk to different people but it's slowly getting easier.
Luckily most clients aren't total cunts.
Would you rather marry a girl that has fucked a thousand white men or marry a girl that has only ever fucked one man but that man was a nigger?
The nigger one
I'm really not sure which is worse. 1000 men is alot but a nigger is sickening
>>28396800
originolio commentato
Google your name in quotes. If there are any black people in the first two lines of image results you lose.
>google my name
>only one picture of a black person
>it's me
Does that count?
>>28396711
Is it a mugshot?
>>28396711
You may have won the game in the thread but you have lost the game of life>>28396722
>What the fuck is wrong with you, Son?? Get your fucking lazy ass up and DO SOMETHING with you life.
tfw.
If parents actually wanted you to do something they'd kick you out and let you sink or swim
>tfw my fucking threads always die.
This is exactly my dad
>You will never own a nice car
You get over the novelty in about 18 months
>tfw 17
>get nice used older sports car
>thx parents
>months pass
>qt 3.14 "hey anon gimme keys"
>k ;)
>totaled and brain damage
I live in a country where people drive like crazy and the roads are total shit and also I don't care about showing off with a car. If I were rich I'd probably buy a new normal-tier car, and just drive it until it starts breaking too much and then repeat.
