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Is POV the only non-lesbian porn that isn't cuck? Granted you're still fapping to another man fucking a girl, but self-insertion is the entire point.
>>28399240
if you watch porn, you're a cuck.
just get a gf
>>28399240
but in a sense you're getting cucked by a girl. It might not hurt as much because you can think that she never swung your way and you aren't losing in competition to another guy, but you're still getting cucked.
>>28399240
>i-i-it's not cucking if I'm cucked in this very specific way!
this is like people who argue that jerking it to traps isn't gay
Anyone else here hate it when normies go on about suicide prevention?
I'm not suicidal myself, but there was a march last night in my county dedicated to suicide prevention. Of course, a lot of the people pictured in the event are tall Chads.
I'm absolutely sick of Chads going on about suicide as if they have any fucking problems to be suicidal over!
Honestly. what problems do '6"+ Chads have? What do they know about low self-esteem and being bullied?
>trying to stop people from killing themselves
>not trying to stop what makes them want to kill themselves
>>28399228
Could be worse- I remember hearing about normie McNormie face from my highschool killing himself. Plenty of friends growing up, in highschool, at uni. Lots of pics of him in facebook at parties. Studying an easy subject (political science) and his family was obviously white and upper middle class.
I'm not even mad at the guy I just don't get it.
>>28399270
Pretty much this.
People often say they want to see a certain result ("no more suicides"), but don't want to do the work to get there ("reaching out, being considerate").
What's worse is they flaunt the former as a way of virtue signalling, under the guise of "spreading awareness". They may not even really want to see said result, but just get the praise that comes from saying they do.
Have you guys played the most awaited game of the year yet?
Holy shit why by ds3 when there's this shit out there.
>>28399137
There's an RPG where I can get leg lengthening surgery!
Holy shit, count me the FUCK in hoss.
Looks like a shitty MMO from 2006
>>28399137
should have made level 1 fat and ugly
robots I just fucked up
>be me
>have a solid 7/10 qt gf
>things are getting sort of serious
>"hey anon I want you to meet my parents"
>go to her parents house
>more like a mansion
>feel super insecure and start sweating
>go up and introduce myself
>"hello mister and misses so-and-so"
>"its a pleasure to meet you anon, our daughter has told us a lot about you"
>smile like an idiot
>I can feel the spaghetti starting to spill
>barely make my way through the next 30 min
>her parents ask me about my job and dreams
>can't tell them I'm living that NEET life
>"I... ummmm-"
>"Anon you're 24, don't you have-"
>"sorry I need to use the bathroom" I lie
>get up and quickly leave room
>shit I dont know where im going
>run up the stairs
>its like the fucking Shining
>doors everywhere
>panic actually makes me need to really shit
>start breathing heavily
>my bowels clench and everything drops
>ohshititscoming.wmv
>drop my pants and shit right in the middle of hallway
>fuck
>run back downstairs and head towards the front door
>"Anon where are tou going?"
>run out of house with tears in my eyes and get in car
>girlfriend runs up to drivers side window and looks me in the eye.
>I look at her and dont say anything
>drive away
Now I'm sitting in the parking lot of a burgerking, what should I do guys?
You best be joking ma nigga.
>>28399122
>>28399144
This has to be fake, but those dubs ain't
>what should I do guys?
Stop defining yourself in terms of how achieved you are in the eyes of other people.
Of course, easier said than done.
But to not have thses things happen, you have to change something that's unrelated to your gf.
>no turappu turedo
>no qt trap posting her feet
>no qt femboi waitress serving you drinks and playing vidya with you
>tfw no qt trap to bathe and cuddle with
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on this pedo hunter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIXGweKGsk8
>>28399052
I love pedo hunters.
Gold star for all of them tbqh.
secretly in denial about being a pedo himself and taking out his self-hatred on others desu
>>28399052
Notice the symbol on the steering wheel. That's your answer.
"Oh, Anon. Your first day of work! You look so grown up now! I'm so proud of you! Call me when you're off of work so I can pick you up and we can celebrate. Where would you like to eat out at after work?"
>>28399009
>Where would you like to eat out at after work?
at arby's, if you catch my drift bebeh
why are you being nice to me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28399009
Women who have round faces like that are always stupid and WILL end up fat in middle age. Don't talk down to me woman.
fuck bernie
MAGA
>>28398927
if trump wins the election will I lose my virginity? no?
so why should I care, /pol/ get out reee
>bum until 40
>suddenly mayor
seems legit
>>28398972
>if trump wins the election will I lose my virginity? no?
Trump will make anime real
too damn hot edition
>>28398914
I bought a fan today so I'm cool as a cucumber
If you're a freelance worker that isn't currently working on something are you a NEET?
Best thing about a heat wave is the inevitable thunderstorms that follow them.
Pregnant Wife left me last night. Currently drinking myself into a coma. It's been a good ride. How is your weekend, robots?
That baby is your property
>>28398888
Great quads. Post story.
bloxxors
pregnant with Chads kid?
So, what android model are you saving your neetbux for? I'm saving for a Barbara Palvin.
I can't wait to get my own Palvin. I love her Hungarian accent and she's just so cute and feminine. I want to go on walks with her and my dog.
>>28398884
saved.
this picture is kawaii.
>>28398902
Didn't you already have it?
>>28398939
would treat to movies and a dinner/10.
would get friendzoned by/10.
Who was your first waifu? Hopefully your only one
She's not my only one but no one replaces her.
>>28399793
So /r9k/ does have a waifu!
Well I'm here to tell the rest of those anons!If you don't post your waifu now, your mom will suffocate in her sleep
She has been my waifu for almost 4 years
Do you like Latinas?
>>28398856
chad fucking loves latinas, especially the pale hispanic ones.
he wanted to fight me for making a pass on her kek.
well i am mexican so yes, yes i do
As a Polish guy
Latinas > White > Asian > Black
>mom found my boypussy collection.
>tfw looking for a reaction pic to post and have to sift through all of these pictures of genitals and buttholes
Life is ridiculous
>>28398801
>your mom not being proud of you
that is impossible, boipucci brings everybody together
>>28398801
i have a dick collection
wanna be friends, anon?
Hello r9k,
We are working on a documentary on school attacks for the international french news channel France24.
After reading on the Oregon shooting and the sword attack which happened in Sweden which were both directly linked to this discussion board, we started to look at conversations here and have noticed that a lot of young men here are extremely angry about the world and we would like to ask you why?
We would like to give you a voice on what you think is causing all these tragedies.
- Mark Henri, Columnist at France24
Not even good bait
>>28399204
Hello there please what is bait?
Muslims are raping your country and you want to do a story on some random shootings somewhere across the world?
It's time to GET SMART, France.
