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my so called friends sat around and took turns making fun of me. I didn't do a damn thing to them. I fucking hate these people and fantasize about murdering them. I'm utterly distraught.
When was the last time people ridiculed you? When they intentionally made you feel like garbage?
That's what friends do bruv.
>>28396077
Sounds like you can't handle the bants OP. Guy friends give eachother shit all the time, learn to have fun with it and give out retorts. If you don't like that get a sex change
>>28396077
They don't do that to each other to the extent that they do it to you because they don't respect you, they never will no matter what you do. They'll do shitty things to you so that you finally do something about it only so they use that as an excuse to openly hate you.
Basically, they're not your friends and you should just fuck off and find new ones or fuck them up and give them a real reason to hate then follow that with fucking off.
Robots, I'm in need of your help.
I have to write a paper about the reasons behind school shootings and why they happen more frequently in America. I also have to address the idea that possessing a weapon is a civil right.
I have some good points already but I really wanna show the true reasons behind school shootings and not what media tells us. I figured we on this board know these reasons best.
So what are the reasons behind school shootings?
Edgy kids with fucked Up brain chemicals
You need a book called going postal about mass shootings
>>28396066
Normies fuckin wit us
https://kissanime.to/Anime/Prison-School-OVA/Episode?id=123512
Chinese cartoons women will NEVER understand
>>28396046
>not reading the superior manga
>kissanime
You are not older than 16
Elliot Rodger the animu
truly a patrician and edgy anime
robots can resonate with this deeply
>finally have first kiss
>19yo
>thought it might make me feel better of my life
>still have an empty feeling inside
fuck.
>>28396035
>mashes face against someone else's
>expects a revelation about life
>>28396035
Anon, you didn't save a thumbnail, did you?
Come on anon, you know better than that.
Here, do you wanna try again? I'll pretend I didn't see this thread. :)
Go ahead, you can do it.
>>28396035
now you could realize that sex isn't that special and that what you need is loving yourself before you can grow
Why do you want to be a normie?
because they have better lives than we do
What I want is to be happy
Contrary to what the word might suggest, "normie" doesn't actually mean "normal".
"Normie" is a colloquialism for anyone who lives a life where romance/intimacy/sex and, to a lesser extent, social interaction comes somewhat easy. Therefore you can still be a normie and be weird, eccentric, have outlandish hobbies, etc.
If we were to become normies, we would potentially lose nothing that we enjoy from our lives, we would just gain the romantic/sexual life and perhaps bonus social interaction.
Does anyone else here not own a Smartphone and not have any Social Media?
Smartphones and Social Media are the ultimate defining characteristics of a normie, true robots reject all of that.
>>28396007
True robots embrace technology, its all they have. Why do you use the Internet when there are so many normies online?
>>28396007
count me in senpai, I still own a nokia brick which i almost never use
>>28396007
4chan is social medium you fucking normal faggot
>mom found the thank you note
>mom found the first draft of my suicide note
>>28395981
This is nice c;
>>28395981
Thanks OP. Optimism is key
How do we fight the cancer that is dat boi?
We only got pepe back after the normies anally ravaged him, he's still recovering, and we already need him back on the front lines.
I don't want to live in a board filled with dat boi. We need to take action now.
>>28395956
if u can't beat em join em
>>28395956
It's funny.
Chill.
o shit waddup!
dat boi should replace wojak tbqh.
Is this girl out of my league? We're going to a party tonight and I wanna fuck
>>28395947
Not really, if that's you
>>28395947
Leave us alone Chad.
>>28395947
Fuck u chad
>have 16cm dick
>all of 4chan tells me I'm a dicklet
>get Virginia gf
>we start fucking
>she keeps saying I'm too big, and asks me to stop many times and go slower so she doesn't get hurt
You guys lied to me. 16cm is perfectly fine
>>28395945
*virgin gf
goddamn autocorrect
>>28395945
Average dick is 13cm something. Don't let other anons trick you. Be happy with your above average dick
>21cm dick
>fuck virgins
>tfw they literally all come back to me since everything afterwards is just disappointing
Has anyone else here managed to completely leave society behind and go off on their own and live in some quiet, remote place? Would anyone here like to?
>>28395928
Oldfag here.
Only child, parents now dead, divorced, live alone.
Pros - live alone.
Cons - live alone.
Work it out OP...
I've always wanted to say fuck society and live in nature. I just don't know how hard it would be to pull that off. I mean aside from finding food and all that shit i wouldn't know how to do, winters would probably suck
not in a quiet, remote place but i've lived in solitude for about 5 years now and it fucked up my mental health
i'm so forgetful and dissociated now. my knowledge of social norms has gone out the window.
wouldn't recommend
Does anyone else here, upon vividly remembering some embarrassing or cringy memory involuntarily mutter "kill yourself you fucking idiot" or some variation of that? How do I stop it?
No, but I have this really obvious twitch/jerk on the right side of my mouth that starts happening uncontrollably between every word I say when I get angry.
Apparently it's really obvious because everyone points it out.
>>28395897
I have "I'm going to fucking kill myself" on mental repeat all day every day.
Every damn day. Been going with the "Fuck them all for making me feel this way" approach lately. But when you think about it it's only really me that makes me feel this way. So fuck me, I guess.
>you will never be Anomander Rake
why live bros?
>>28395882
>ywn banter with your marine squad
:(
>>28396155
I didnt realise i had this feel
Very original
anyone read fall of light yet?
>tfw girlfriend just agreed to do threesome with me and a girl
am I officially /chad/ now?
>>28395851
no, you're a normal faggot, you always were. Fuck off.
she is secretly lesbian
good job ross
>>28395851
careful, this is a slippery slope and soon you'll be sucking off older men for gas money in a wendy's bathroom.
>this one dude who really really wants a husky
>dude
Wasn't it a girl?
>>28396278
>tfw no husky-wanting gf
>that one dude who really likes motorcycles
