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>tfw my asshole always feels dirty
Poop in the full squat position (like Indians do in designated shitting streets)and wash you asshole in the shower after every shit. I have regular bowel movements shortly after getting out of bed, I poop in a styrofoam bowl so I can get a full squat on the floor and then lather and rinse anus. I used to literally stick my finger up my ass after pooping and pull out as much shit as I could, but stopped since its just an OCD behavior and I can just wash the outside of my ass with my anus closed and it will be clean enough to touch my anus and then eat a bagel.
>>28391397
>take shower
>scratch butt crack
>sniff
>smells like shit
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28391444
Do you actually lather your anus and ass crack, scrub and rinse off with detachable showerhead on a hose?
Why do relationships have to be so painful and boring?
All you do is spend money on some other person and pretend to love them just so you won't be alone.
But is it worth it? The not being alone?
>>28391390
not quite my tempo guy
meanie
I dunno I feel like plenty of people would be happier but relationships are horrible business and legal arrangements now and it just sucks all the life out of them.
>>28391390
No it's not worth it.
I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago, and I have no regretted it for one second. I have actually been 200% happier than when I was dating her.
I love not having to answer to anybody. I love doing anything I want and not regarding anybody's feelings ever. I love not having to make plans, come up with date ideas, not be entertaining, spend all of my money on myself, not shower for 2 days, not think about the relationship, not wonder why she was acting weird, not have to put up with passive aggressive behavior.
I fucking love being single. I will only date somebody again if I meet someone who is nearly identical to myself.
She is going to class with me. Very sweet,kind,friendly,always says hi to me. Damn it,why out of all the chicks I fall for her.
>>28391369
Because she at least looks non-corrupted.
Also this a post from agendas about spreading multiculturalism so dot forget to /sage
>>28391369
GO FOR IT WHAT A QT
>>28391369
Her family will kill you because you're not one of them.
Just don't even bother with it senpai.
Recently Area IP been blocked from posting. Simple test.
well congrats OP, you've won. it worked. what's the next step of your master plan?
also pro tip, you could have posted in any thread to test this, you didnt have to make a whole new thread for this
>>28391413
considering world domination. either that or fucking your wife.
>>28391274
this is now a tall girl thread
This thread is for all the NEET's.
A genuine question:
How can you live knowing that you are making life extra hard for your parents just because you cannot be fucked to go do something with your life? You made your parents believe you would be successful and that all that hard work and the hard times would pay off because you would get your own job and be productive in society, but you let them feel disappointment and maybe even guilt because they are so nice , they may even think it's their fault.
Also general NEET thread
Whatever. They already have jobs.
>>28391245
I have no sympathy for the people who forced me to experience life
>>28391245
>they may even think it's their fault
It objectively is their fault for bringing me into a world of low opportunity, rolling the genetic dice, expecting success. And they were both poor drug abusers with absolutely nothing to their names.
5 decides what I say next
Here's the pic they sent
Give me a quick start on how a troll tinder sluts
These girls look like 16-18 dude what the fuck are you doing.
Get out you underaged piece of shit.
If I put a small hollow tube in my asshole, will it allow farts to "vent" slowly instead of building up until they loudly escape?
>>28391153
idk ive never tried that anon
get back to us if it works
>>28391153
Dude just stick some tissue up there
>>28391153
It's gonna get stuck in there if you're walking around with it in or if you sit with it in. Would not recommend.
Ahh, if it isn't the ol' wagie.
Me and Shekelstein were both just talking about you, weren't we? Actually, we were laughing! Laughing at how pathetic you are, wagecuck. You know, it's funny. Me and Shekelstein have formed an unlikely friendship these past few days. The things we have in common, I'll tell ya. For one, we both have people working to give us money!
Oh, Shekelstein's a funny guy, a real riot. He was telling me all about the times he has you running in circles to please your master. Shekelstein yells "jump!" and you say "how high?" Am I right, wagie? I am, aren't I! He'll have you do the most degrading, nonsensical acts for a laugh. You know what he said? He thinks of you as his pet on a leash. And when I told him about how you consider him "cool" and "friendly," he could NOT stop laughing, wagie! Well, I better be off. Me and Shekelstein are going to the new art exhibit- oh, Shekelstein, can the little wagie tag along as well? What's that? He has a lot of overtime to finish, does he? I see, I see. That's a real shame then. Well, OFF TO WORK WITH YOU! MUSH, MUSH SLAVE! AHAHAHAHAHA
>>28391152
Thisis a good friendship.
Someone grab a poopypants wagie and let's hear what he has to say!
Tomorrow is the weekend. Forgot about those you poor faggots?
>just wash your face bro!
>just don't eat pizza bro!
>just don't drink milk bro!
>just drink more water bro!
>just stop touching your face bro!
>just get proactiv bro!
>just wash your pillow bro!
just stay away from nuclear reactors, bro
Just don't pick your scabs like a fucking spaz with no self control, bro. He could have gotten accutane and road this one out, but now he's fucked for life. And you probably are too, OP. Enjoy your self-inflicted scars that you have no one but yourself to blame.
A C C U T A N EB L O X X
>start watching BBC porn only
>stop listening to female musicians, female bands
>doing my best to avoid all the women at my work, don't help them in the rare event that they ask
am I insane for doing this shit?
>>28391110
>start watching BBC porn only
Why?
>>28391277
Seems to be more about degrading the woman.
>>28391287
Then why not watch bukakke, ass to mouth, dp, etc? Why black?
>he fell for the Sleeping meme
4 days without a single hour of sleep im feeling quite fresh
How do you do it? Do you have some insane, alien diet or is it genetics?
I had a psychotic break doing that, stay safe OP
>>28391072
Constant masturbation
White men just cannot compete.
>>28390987
against Canadians.
>>28390987
are you sure? cuz we enslaved those who you claim we can't compete with for centeries
and also we were the onces who decided setting them free
>inb4 kike
I'm ukranian
We wuz kangz en sheit
Anyone have nostalgia for things they've never experienced?
I have an odd nostalgia for late 90s NY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLDOyDB2X8g
>>28390956
I'm nostalgic as fuck about Japan in the eighties and early-to-mid nineties, particularly suburban or only slightly urbanized areas.
I have no idea why. I was born in 1988 and I've never even been to Japan.
>>28390956
I'm nostalgic of the small neolithic settlements, I wanna go back
>>28390956
I'm nostalgic about a good childhood and being attractive
>tfw NEET on welfare but parents still love you because they are hippies that don't believe in money/wealth
Also they're glad I'm getting their tax dollars back from the government.
mind i live with you anon? parents sound pretty cool desu
>>28390946
Only if you're white or asian.
>>28390930
Thisanon has cool parents.
Do you sing to yourself?
yes
Disenchanted Lullaby
Sing me yours, I'll sing you mine
Sing with me now what's a boy to do?
What's a boy to do?
Sing along for yesterday
Sing along my soul today
Sing along another song for you
What's a boy to do?
_____________________
I may be scattered
A little shattered
What does it matter?
No one has a fit like I do
I'm the only one that's fits you
>>28390929
I sing funny songs when I'm driving alone. I often think to myself I would sing way more if I were a girl. Their voices are much more pleasant for singing.
Yes but only in the shower original comment
