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>tfw I will never set sail to search adventures and fight for my life in the sea
>>28389481
You'd probably get raped by your shipmates, eventually caught by the authorities, and then executed. Or maybe you'd get lucky and die of an infectious diseasd that would be easily treatable today.
>>28389481
visit scenic somalia, i hear they need more pirates
Not a bad thing, a fucking splinter back then could kill you.
![19400591-Couple-cuddling-sitting-on-the-sand-of-the-beach-watching-the-sea--Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IBurFVL.jpg "19400591-Couple-cuddling-sitting-on-the-sand-of-the-beach-watching-the-sea Stock-Photo[1]")
Suppose I somehow get a gf or otherwise am invited to spend the night with a woman. I would love to enjoy cuddling, caressing, spooning and kissing with someone I'm physically and emotionally attracted to, but would not have sex, or let her even touch my dick in any way. How do I go about this smoothly, is it even possible?
I mean it would be considered normal if I told her I don't want to fuck because I'm waiting for marriage or am too embarassed because I have ED. But the real reason is I just masturbated so much I injured myself, and I can't handle any fapping or sex because I will get immediately addicted to it and it will take over my life. Not to mention even if it weren't for this I would probably be too scared to have actual sex anyways because abstinence is the truly effective contraception.
Basically what I'm doing is going back to the state of mind I had before I ever masturbated. I was innately heterosexual since at least 5 years old, and developed the same strong feelings of being in love and deeply attracted to girls long before I started masturbating. I love the way I feel when I'm not fapping, cause even if I was never as addicted as I was, it doesn't actually feel good save for a few seconds of euphoria, and ultimately saps my subtle energy and charisma. Its like I'm a 13 year old boy again.
After this weekend it will be the longest I have ever gone without fapping since the period of several months I achieved in spring-summer 2007. I don't remember that time well, except that I was emo/poser-anarchist, beta as fuck, and a full time wagecuck.
It sounds like you're hanging on to the past honestly. But if you really want to have sex with this person then you should.
>>28389472
girl detected
there is no specific person yet or any clear opportunity, yet at least.
The point is I swear off fapping and choosing to remain a virgin for life, but I still am very very turned on by women and want to have intimate experiences with them that don't involve intercourse.
Of the 5 senses, there is nothing more pleasurable on Earth to see or feel than a beautiful female body, and I would love to just strip down to underwear and cuddle intimately with a woman, but not have sex with her.
>>28389371
I have a somewhat similar problem, I think I induced ED due to compulsive masturbation over a decade and now it's pretty hard to get an erection when I'm about to have actual sex, I also realized I don't like being touched, it feels innately wrong or threatening and I also have some issues with getting emotionally close to a person. I recently managed to somehow get a gf and I have to resolve these issues because I really want to have a normal, healthy sex life with her, but really, the hardest part is accepting something IS wrong and to start looking for help.
Just go to a sexual therapist, man, everything you wrote speaks about a ton of issues, maybe even stuff you don't want to accept. Those people work with pedos and actual sick fucks, you won't be the worst they've seen by a billion miles.
Just got back from getting a lap dance from a 7.5 out of 10 while fucking rollar skating... so how was your friday
Inb4 undrage and b&
Im a skinny ass latino in my senior year 18 yo
Holy shit a woman touched you?
Congrats bro!
>>28389340
You look like those dudes at my high school who played with yugio cards. Congrats though
Normally I'd "reeee" and be jealous and call you a normie and so forth but I'm white and 6'4 and I just don't find myself bothered by beaner shenanigans
My chad brother is fucking some chick in the other room
dubs decides what I do
It will be over in 3 minutes
>>28389318
walk into his room and pretend to be sleepwalking
shit your pants and post timestamp
>tfw all your coworkers are chestlets and you have the biggest tits at your job
no, you're just fat
>>28389306
This. Fucking hate roasties that think they have big tits but they don't. There's one over at LoversLab that likes showing herself off, but she's a disgusting ham planet.
>>28389306
under rated post
>unoriginal
How satisfying it is to leave a mark on a blank surface. To make a map of my movement - no matter how temporary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrfVaPNMCM8
>>28389279
Go back to /mu/ with this pretentious shit
How satisfying it is to leave a mark on a blank surface. To make a map of my movement - no matter how temporary
http://nighttempo.bandcamp.com/album/pure-baby-maker
How satisfying it is to leave a mark on a blank surface. To make a map of my movement - no matter how temporary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANuHvzymutc
If you're so lonely why don't you just go to a titty bar? You can literally pay women to be interested in you and see their tits/pussy.
>>28389249
So it's like porn, only you have to go outside, pay money, and you can't masturbate?
first post best post
op rekt
I have a Vive, tittybars have become redundant to me.
If im going to go to that trouble, i expect to fuck now.
Have any of you used airbnb? is it as scary as it sounds?
>>28389220
What is that
Progonal
>>28389363
Its an app that lets you rent a room from someone while youre traveling. Cheaper than a hotel
>>28389220
This is probably the wrong board to ask this on, I'd try /trv/ if you haven't already.
>tfw I feel I am about to die
Anyone have these feels? Like your time is almost up?
>>28389172
Errry day
This is an originale comment tm please do not reproduce without permisson
>>28389172
Only when I'm very, very high.
>>28389172
I've had this strong feeling like I've been stuck in a near-suicidal limbo for a few months now
It's like I jumped off the cliff and I'm falling perpetually, I can't make it back up the cliff and I can't hit the ground but I my death feels inevitable and imminent.
Elliot Rodger was what you might call a God. If you disagree you are likely a chad or a beta orbiter. You could only dream of becoming as great as him.
What's the story ? He did post here, and did you tell him to go columbine, mod?
>>28389166
I get kind of an unsettling feeling in my stomach when I imagine how sad the person that keeps posting this must be.
>god
>only kills 7 people, one of which was himself
Nope.
I was going to go fap to this pic related escort because she seemed nice, and had positive reviews, and was relatively cheap. Problem is I have a bad habit of looking up their personal info first, and found on her Facebook that she has a cuck boyfriend. That completely ruins it for me. Part of the appeal is that she might actually fall for me. That fantasy is gone now that I know that she moved to this state last year just to stay with him. He's an attractive petroleum engineering student who will probably make 150k/year when he gets out.The only thing I can even fap to anymore are backpage ads because I see any non-hooker as too unattainable too even fantasize about. Why do I do this shit? Why am I so fucking pathetic?
>>28389161
>Part of the appeal is that she might actually fall for me
do you really think anyone might actually fall for you? especially an ESCORT
>>28389161
Please give facebook link
>>28389161
$100 for full service?
Thats pretty good senpai. The only cheap hookers in kangarooland are flown in from Asia. All the decent looking natives charge at least $250.
I bet you losers imagined yourselves cuddling and holding hands with THAT girl, kissing and hugging with your oneitis.
Imagine yourself standing beside her. Do you think you guys look good together?
If you think you look ugly and disgusting beside her, what makes you think she's gonna be into you one day?
>>28389151
;_________;
y u do dis, op?
>>28389151
>what makes you think she's gonna be into you one day
nothing because she doesn't exist
I've never had a 3DPD "oneitis"
>>28389245
Imagine yourself in a music video with her. God that looks so cringey. She looks so much better with chad in it.
Who else /horrible skin/ here?
>tfw pale as fuck
>tfw acne scarring everywhere
>tfw use dark, purple hollows under eyes
My skin is pretty similar to pic related.
>inb4 just wash your face
when will the make up meme end?
>>28389152
Right > left
You just like her on the left because you think you'll have a better chance with her :^)
>>28389178
i know this is bait but it's still making me angry
Hold me robots.
Yesterday was my 19th birthday, so me and my buddies decided to celebrate by going to the bars at my college campus (minimum age is 19). I usually don't drink too much, but, since it was a special occasion, I decided to get really get fucking rekt. We pregramed a lot before the bar, since it's difficult to obtain alcohol in a bar when none of us are 21, plus it's really expensive so I wasn't trying too hard to get my friends with fake IDs to buy me some. I still ended up drinking a lot there though, because my friends were buying me drinks. So needless to say I was drunk out of my fucking mind.
So anyway, at the bar I saw this qt3.15 dancing by herself. Being drunk as fuck, I walked right up to her and said "Damn girl, you dance sexy. Think you could show me some of your moves?" She must have been rekt too because that line actually worked and we ended up grinding hard/making out a lot for the next hour or so. Soon enough, I was ready to go home and asked her if she'd like to come with me. To my surprise, she actually said yes.
Back at my apartment, things started to get really heated. We were making out a lot on my bed, and we took off each others shirts and things were really escalating. I had her panties off, and I was starting to think me losing my virginity was a sure thing. I could tell she was really into it. She said "Can I ask you to do something for me?". I figured she meant me going down on her, and me being pretty drunk I eagerly responded with "Yes, anything!". Then the question came: "I need about tree fiddy." Well it was about that time that I noticed this "girl" was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. I said "I aint givin' you no tree fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money! Get out of my goddamn apartment!"
Worst birthday of my life.
wew lad
(This comment is original btdubs)
>>28389041
kekeroo
>>28390057
Please no bully. Now my confidence is broke, its hard family.
Would you impregnate a trap?
>>28389032
Wait is that possible if they are on hormones
>cum inside a le """""""""boipucci"""""""""""
>2 hours later he shits
>and so, the trap has successfully reproducedNo. Not even if it were possible.
>>28389059
Please be a troll. I refuse to believe autism and stupidity of your level exists on this board.
