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Prom anybody?
My prom is coming up (relax with the underage b8) i'm actually 18
and i don't have a date and it's next week
considering asking my normie/stacy cousin to come with me just to not go alone
is it worth?
did you guys go to prom?
if so was it worth? and if not what did you do instead
thx anons
bump igfxdty8ugy78yt78guh
>>28385409
God I love living in the UK, prom means nothing here and you don't need a date or a limo or anything stupid
>>28385592
what's it like for you guys?
>move to a foreign country
>complain that this country's food isn't identical to that of your home country
>complain that not everyone likes the same food you like
>cry about racism and post your tantrum on the internet
I can't do this anymore.
OP, he didn't complain about any of those things. You're genuinely a stupid individual that poorly interpreted his message. However, he is also almost as whiny as you are so you're both total faggots.
>>28385565
>I can't find chingkiang vinegar in the average grocery store, this is somehow racist!
Fuck off.
>>28385371
White people killed millions and conquered the entire world to make their food taste better.
I think we can enjoy our food as much as you asians.
insert edgy provocative quote here
you thought it was over?
can it be gentle
>>28385233
get off me board cunt.
>tfw started dating this chubby guy
>tfw everyone's judging me for dating a chubby guy
>tfw he's a virgin so he's super excited about shit and started getting serious too soon
>tfw he makes me feel anxious because he's already talking about our future
>tfw i don't wanna hurt him but he needs to slow the fuck down...
what to do r9k?
>>28385232
dump him
if the only reason you're with somebody is because you don't want to upset them, then you're doing them and yourself a favour by ending it
>>28385261
i suggested ending it because i felt uncomfortable and he started crying so now it's back on...
>>28385232
>dating
>getting serious too soon
Okay, fuck me for being a retarded virgin, but I thought being in a relationship is the end result of being serious? What, you just started dating for gigglefucks?
IM GIVING UP
ON TRYIN
TO SELL YA THINGS THAT YOU AINT BUYIN
ITS YOUR MOVE
IVE MADE UP MY MIND
>>28385088
Pls stop
I had that song stuck in my head for like a week
TIME IS RUNNING OUT
MAKE A MOVE
SO WE CAN GO ON
>"Alright kids, lets hit those showers!"
>that one kid with a legit micropenis
>>28384864
>that one kid that tried to look at everyone's penis
>>28384906
It happened when walking by... No homo
Can vegan babies drink tit milk?
>>28384680
Good point. Wow..
I'm a vegan and I would drink tit milk
>>28384680
If the baby has the woman's consent, I'm guessing yes
Why haven't you had a hair transplant yet lids?
>>28384569
Because I have thick hair and don't need it.
Do I look like I'm made of money?
it's like ... super expensive.
Besides, who are you catering to? Women?
Why are women such whores tbo
>>28384431
Tell her that if she says all the shit to you, you'll fuck her out of pity
Cris spun firm do
Flush Ebro Emma Emil
>have job interview set up for me by mom
>have to go
>don't go
>instead lock myself up in my room with my cat and pretend that he's the main character of dark souls and that i'm a boss
my favorite one to imitate is the dancer of the frigid valley because i use my belt as the fire weapon.
i can hear that bitch crying from the kitchen i'm not gettin out of this room ever
>>28384282
What job was it and how old are you, OP?
Boreal valley you fucking scrub
So did you get the job?
Robots who live on their own (apartment, condo, etc.), how do you cope with the crippling isolation and loneliness?
I tell myself it's better than being lonely while surrounded by roommates who don't care about you.
>give all neighbors nicknames in my head
>learn the daily schedules of all neighbors but never interact with them
>browse internet
>drink heavily
>do jigsaw puzzles from dollar tree
>>28384174
>>do jigsaw puzzles from dollar tree
LA girls, please act your age,You treat me like I have the plague
ive only been there a few times, but california in general is normie central. not only is it naturally like that with the people born there, but then you have all the chads and stacies specifically that move there when they are 18-25 to become an actress, model, photographer or travel around and do hipster stuff on daddies money.
>>28383927
i think i have stood in that exact same parking lot before
at least they acknowledge you faggot
i live on the beach and women dont acknowledge my existence
Early Saturday feels edition
I'm depressed senpai
>>28383721
>tfw flexible work hours so you're scheduled for the weekend
why me senpai desu
>>28383761
would you be out in the sun this wkend if you wern't working?
Why are manlet's heads so disgustingly disproportional to their body?
Also, it's 2016 and you're not attention whore. What's wrong with you?
Also, ask me anything
>>28383681
Who sharpied your torso? how tall are you?
>>28383681
Would you ever let a girl cut you?
>>28383724
>Who sharpied your torso?
He did it himself, obviously. No one is going to come up behind him and peek over his shoulder to write on his body in that direction.
I'm seriously considering getting a mail order bribe
http://www.russiancupid.com/en/profile/showProfile/ID/4562927?searchposition=5&searchtotal=896
>Rates herself as average even though being a legit 8/10 qt
>Green Eyes
>5'7
I think I am genuinely in love.
Also check these QTs out
http://www.russiancupid.com/en/profile/showProfile/ID/4224451?searchposition=19&searchtotal=896
http://www.russiancupid.com/en/profile/showProfile/ID/4548202?searchposition=3&searchtotal=896
> Russiancupid
Don't do this to yourself man.
>not knowing theres a ratio of like 5:1 good looking girls to good looking guys in slav countries
>not knowing that these girls are interested in character instead of purely looks
Senpai you wont want a slav girl if you dont know their culture
Funny thing is, she IS average as a large majority of slavs are good looking and tall. The men? Lol all ugly. But greak character, personailty and manly
>>28383277
>tfw you're never gonna be a slav squatting on the moscow streets drinking vodka
>tfw you're an indian shitskin
