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Hey Little brother, how do my legs look in these shorts? Does it give you a hard on? ;)
>that fucking face
Jesus
>Guns n Roses
Fucking dropped
who are you and why aren't you behind the wall where you belong
Has anyone else ever noticed that Pajeets are really bitchy? They're constantly feuding amongst themselves. They also hold grudges.
I don't care about pahjeets; I barely consider them humans.
>>28382732
b-but do you consider me human senpai?
do you care about me?
>>28382816
Shouldn't you be busy scamming old people over their phone with your windows scheme?
ITT: We share things that made us smile recently, no matter how petty. Surely not everyone on /r9k/ lives 24/7 doom and gloom.
>be me
>be on beer run to shop
>be browsing the selection
>young-ish white woman goes by holding the hand of a 3-4 year old half cast kid
>kid is crying hysterically
>2 older looking half cast kids follow, I'm silence and what appears to be shame
>mother is making no attempt to quiet down this kid
>can't figure out why kid is crying, shrug it off and continue with my business
>later
>get to checkout
>push trolley out
>greeted by the same family
>still crying
>can see now that the kid has took an enormous shit in her pants
>start laughing but have to hold it in
That's what you get for racemixing, normie. I hope scrubbing the excrement out of your car seats is fun.
I forgotten how to smile and I want to die.
every day is a neverending reminder of just how much everything suck, and if I had the balls for it I would whisk away in the sweet relief of death here and now.
>>28382702
Pretty pathetic you smiled at that desu.
>>28382784
>I know how you feel anon, I've had periods of my life exactly the same! Just bee yourself!
Ima ask again
When I masturbate I pretend that I'm the girl and that the guy fucking me is one of my friends (who's a male). I pretend that he secretly thinks of how much of a slut I am.
Is this a common thing to jerk it to?
I'm a straight guy btw.
And I'm not sexist
I do the same except pretend to be my crush and pretend that I'm getting fucked by me then I tell me all the things I want to hear and hold my pillow close
>I'm a straight guy btw.
Boy do I have news for you
>>28382699
okay listen:
you're straight. sex with a guy isn't as good as you think it is. getting fucked in the ass isn't as good as you think it is. case in point, if you wouldn't be willing to allow your non-sex life to distort as it would need to (family, friends, women) to be outwardly gay, you don't need to worry and don't need to waste your time. i know i wouldn't.
you just sound sad. i bet deep down this upsets you. take a break from pmo and try not to, it's a useless and draining thing.
Robots who used to be normies, what happened?
I got addicted to jojo's anime vydia and manga
feels good tho
I was a pretty normal happy kid, but then when I became a teenager depression hit and I haven't been normal since
>>28382666
practice, fake it til you make it. years of pretending and you get better and better. You know what to do when social cues come up because you actively paid attention. For some it comes natural for some it takes hard work, and some just give up.
Going to things like meetups for practice, to clubs and bars by yourself even. 10 years later you won't be nervous or as self conscious anymore
ITT: Worst movies of all time.
>birdemic
/thread
>>28382574
>le trying to measure art objectively meme
This over rated piece of trash.
>wake up
>see this
>she says, "Give me one good reason not to."
What do!?
>>28382411
Do it. You won't bitch, you are too afraid
Because I haven't gotten to use it yet
>>28382411
I-I can please you with it if you just leave it as is. I will fuck you if that's what you want? You want to fuck me r-right?
What is the cut-off point where kissless virginity becomes a truly weird and out-of-place thing?
I mean, in real terms, it's probably "acceptable" to be a virgin until your early 20s. But when does being a total, complete kissless virgin (As in someone who has never experienced real intimacy) become abnormal?
>>28382407
It's never "acceptable" any more than being a totaly whore is? Just don't tell anyone, and act as though you are totally normal. Same as the whores, sometimes someone spots them, but you just scream religion or some other shit at them and run away.
Enjoy life and don't worry about bullshit like this anon, there are far more pressing matters than wether your penis has been inside a woman or not.
your senior year of college
if you didn't go to college, then it's right now
It becomes abnormal and weird after 18.
It becomes abhorrent to women after the age of 22, I imagine.
What's keeping you from getting it over with?
Life suddenly doesn't seem so bad when I have my roommates glock pressed against my temple
Don't want my parents to cry
>What's keeping you from getting it over with?
Parents desu.
Can someone explain this hot new meme to me?
>>28382369
dat boi is coming towards you, so you act surprised and ask him what's up
oh hey wassup ??
It's just another forced meme. Ignore it for a couple weeks it'll go away.
What the fuck is even happening anymore
>all colors look dull
>months go by and I don't even notice
>feel like I'm not controlling my body anymore and I'm not even there
>don't know what's happening anymore
>I feel like a literal robot
I am not even living anymore /r9k/. I'm not conscious. Everything is automatic and my mind is always empty. I hate this
Also I'm taking antidepressants and antipsychotics.
>>28382332
>>28382384
I feel the same days are just going by and I went to town today and there was way to many people.
I'm on both those too but haven't taken my antipsychotics for like a week
>>28383169
I feel you. Life is just a blur in black and white
How do I get over my fear of driving/driving anxiety? I need to get my license but I can't get rid of my anxiety. Any tips for a robot?
>>28382300
bumping for dubs and answers
I'm with you on that one OP. I'm not wild about driving huge hunks of death entirely too fast.
>>28382571
Bumping for two robots.
Since I am unable to become a NEET I've decided I want to become a Buddhist monk. Does anyone know how I would begin to go about this?
>>28382299
Buddha is already rewarding you with double bubs
>>28382299
Been tempted to go buddist, bumping for interest.
>>28382299
Here's what you do OP
>get rid of all electronics
>become homeless
>use your bedsheets as your only source of clothing
>Shave your entire body
>Meditate in the street for 10- 12 hours a day
do this and you'll become enlightened. You literally cannot go wrong.
>you'll never experience this
>>28382268
Why the fuck would I want to
Inshallah, by the Prophets wisdom, drinking alcohol is forbidden in the caliphate of Germany!
Good, Germans are fucking disgusting human beings,
>Inverted nipples
Even worse than roasties
>large pepperoni areolas
>stubby pig feet
fucking disgusting
>mommy nipples
I feel some tendies coming
>outie belly button
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