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Im really bored, will say anything you guys tell me to
Say "I'll make you too drunk to be able to say not when I ask for sex, might even slit something or other in your drink ;)"
>>28380932
Which gril is it?
>memers get more pussy than me
fuck
We exchange suggestions as to what Robots can do to get more matches on Tinder.
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/03/30/472250698/to-catch-someone-on-tinder-stretch-your-arms-wide
Apparently stretching your arms works well.
Saying "Hey" never gets me replies, I just respond with that if someone messages me first.
Probably not a good idea if youre fat as fuck or twig arms
>>28380837
Well, we could come up with excuses to have arms spread in photos.
I'd say having a girl on each arm but that'd be really hard to stage.
I am going to post pictures of girls I find cute until more people post ont he thread
>failed uni 4 years ago
>got back on track 2 years ago
>things were goin great
>failing again
do i just kill myself r9k? this shit is pointless
>>28380800
Try and succeed!
>>28380800
Hey man.
Starting Uni this year after fucking up the last three years by just not putting the work in and smoking too much weed. Been suicidal a few times, made some lackluster attempts. It won't get you anywhere. It's not smart, and it ain't too clever. Push through, my man. When the times get shitty, push through and I promise something worthwhile will come along.
>>28380800
just cheat
we can do this anon
I KNOW I'm missing out on life but I DON'T KNOW where to even begin taking advantage of the time and benefits I've got.
23 years old, university student with lots of free time, attractive, tall...and yet, no friends, always playign video games, virgin, etc. It frickin sucks wasting time but what do people actually do not to waste time
>>28380612
Do you like animals? You could volunteer at a shelter or something. And don't unis have loads of societies/clubs you can join?
>>28380612
get drunk, ass
>>28380612
It's all a waste of time. The difference is that having friends and sex makes you feel like more of a normal person, and thus making you feel better. Just stop thinking about it so much and you'll be fine.
>tfw you'll never know the secrets of the universe
Why live?
Get involved in invoking demons seriously they will tell you what you want to know
Otherwise meditation and looking for answers within yourself also works
If you reallt want to know some fancy secrets smoke DMT or eat mushrooms then you'll be convinced you know something
>>28380661
How does one invoke demons? Do I have to listen to spoopy crappypastas senpoppy?
Universe has no secrets.
Secrets are man-made illusions.
Humans looking for meaning is a flaw in our brains, it's useless and serves no purpose as we are surrounded by rock and cluster of gases light years away from us that hold no meaning or secret.
Once we die, we become one with the elements and just become non existent... like rock.
Ask a Male, 25 (twentyfive) anything.
what is this picture supposed to signify? How is it relevant to you being a 25 year old male? How is it relevant to asking you anything?
>>28380639
Those are both pornstars, and I frequently masturbate to them
>>28380682
why is the girl on the left ripping chunks of skin off the girl on the right with her teeth? Isn't that painful?
>2016
>Being a wagewhore
How did things go so wrong for you wagies?
>>28380570
My mom kicked me out
Did basically nothing this week after months of productivity.. Just feel burned out after two years at this job and doing really well.. Hopefully I can coast next week again based on my good reputation, but I don't know how long I can keep it up. Feels bad senpai
>>28380874
where are you? how do you survive?
>mom wants me to get some minimum wagecuck job during the summer while I'm home from college
Bitch I'm going to college so I don't have to get a minimum wage job. What the hell is wrong with parents.
>>28380565
Could at least look for internships.
working during college summers is the best
>work shitty job
>bang QTs at shitty job
>smoke weed with friends at night
>re-engage successfulfag lifestyle at end of summer
sure beats sitting in the basement eating tendies and jerking off to oriental cartoons.
>>28380687
I did. I got to the final interviews but they chose someone else.
>he thinks hes entitled to a pretty girlfriend with a nice body and a good mind
Don't make me laugh, anons. What have you ever done in your life to deserve a girl of that caliber? Why don't any of you just settle for a homely out of shape girlfriend with mental problems? It would be far easier, and you'd finally get laid
>Why don't any of you just settle for a homely out of shape girlfriend with mental problems?
Because even they've got high standards
>>28380545
>Why don't any of you just settle for a homely out of shape girlfriend with mental problems?
Because I've dated enough of them and it was awful every time. Right now I'm trying to get my shit together before dating so I don't end up settling for someone I find ugly both inside and out.
>>28380592
this they may date us but they still want chad or to use us to get to chad
life is sad
i wanna see your faces post them
sup /lit/
>>28380491
your house looks pretty bad so i'll be nice and not say anything about your face
>>28380534
His face wasnt that bad you fucking dick
Post your favorite shows as a kid/teen
>cybersix
>batman beyond
>digimon (the reason I got into computers)
>spongebob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmOzHNgSw6Q
>>28380347
oh fuck this hurt
https://youtu.be/r_1G0iWgGis
It's gone forever.
How does any developed 1st world country NOT have NEETbux/welfare?
What if you lose your job all of a sudden? How are you supposed to survive then until you find a new job, which can take months?
None should have neetbux/welfare.
>How are you supposed to survive then until you find a new job, which can take months?
By using the money you saved up in case something like that happened.
You hit up your PO box and pick up the check. I get 200 dollars every two weeks from my mail provider. Haven't talked to them but they think I'm retarded so they give a lot.
>>28380381
>saving money
>not investing
It's like you don't want to make money, anon.
>tfw no huge belly gf
I want to stroke my McChicken to her lovely frame. Please don't judge me, I'm on a meth binge
This feel kills me inside. I just want a short but really fat girl.
If you're gonna start a belly gf thread atleast start with a girl that looks good
>friend tells me to speak up
>feel like crying
how do i stop being upset at the smallest of things
Army, they don't give a shit about your feelings
>>28380061
the solution is simple anon: stop talking. that's what I did. If you stop talking you will never be told to speak up.
Also stop hanging out with your friends, they aren't good for you. I know what's best for you anon, and it's staying here on r9k where it's safe and there's no bullies
>>28380061
Not trolling, you should get your testosterone levels checked son. If something like that upsets you, something is wrong.
Have you grown moobies recently? Gained weight? Lost hair?
I've watched every movie worth watching. I've watched every anime worth seeing. I've browsed the internet so much that no content is new to me anymore. Is this all there is to NEETdom? What else is there to do in life?
Have you watched Jersey shoe? Or the Adams small world? I just finished and it felt good
>>28380107
nah, I should have specified, I've watched everything I WANT to watch
I don't really watch american network television shows like CSI Miami or whatever shit they show
>>28380141
But u need to watch the Adams croikey m8 what's wrong with you? Just watch it and then come back and shit
![7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xAiXoXC.jpg "7[1]")
