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>All the other kids with the pumped up kicks,You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
good thread to be honest
I remember when Collumbine happened. In the weeks following, all the kids who usually bullied me were suddenly afraid. Some of them even started acting nice to me. One gave me candy.
I don't know the specifics about those shooters or if they would fall into normies or bullies or chads or actual robots. I know they were murderers. But I also know that they gave a brief period of peace for a lot of bullied kids around the country.
>>28376802
yeah brah prolly the song about air jordans shoes eva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFOBd0TWgws
Tfw nogood video games to play
>>28376796
No goy, here's the new call of duty, buy it and play it. Also don't forget to buy all the dlcs and expansion packs and sequels.
>>28376796
welcome to 2008 faggot
>>28376796
Tomb Raider
Rise of the Tomb Raider
ow do I get a girl who looks like pic related but is not a cunt and doesn't smoke and doesn't like to go out cIubbing and likes staying home watching movies with me?
>inb4: hire a hooker
No.
not possible friend
You can't. You already knew this, that's why you're on this board.
>>28376759
>>28376760
b-but... what if I just be myself?
Only participate in this thread if you swear to G-d that you won't legalize modesty laws (ie you won't make it law to dress modestly for women).
There is a reason why you shouldn't, but for fun's sake I'm not going to share it - the purpose of this thread is to find out the reason, when it's found, I'll quote it and say "This is the reason!".
Now then:
I get bothered by women dressing immodestly so all I ask is they do the simple task of wearing a loose fitting shirt and loose fitting pants. Why is this wrong?
because it's their life, and you don't get to decide what they wear?
>>28376600
Them getting to wear what they want would only be allowed because it has the most utility, or in other words because it reduces the most pain and/or causes the most pleasure.
However, them wearing what they want causes me pain. Them wearing the clothes I prescribe causes them negligible pain. Therefore, if this logic were true, I should be able to live in a society where 'sluts aint allowed to dress like sluts'.
Why isn't this logic true?
>>28376702
replace 'true' with 'sound'
This movie triggered me hard. Now I want to go shoot up a school. Even though she was kind of a roastie whore who had it coming to her, she didn't deserve tobe raped by that fat fuck.
What are some movies that trigger you robots?
This movie was better
>>28377008
Do you have a title
>>28377037
Sir or Lord will do fine, thanks.
Some of you may remember me, I'm the smug NEET who lived a ridiculously good life in Fort McMurray.
>tfw Fort Mac NEET
>had a private apartment
>had NEET bux
>wildfire came and forced the entire city to evacuate
>apartment will likely burn down with all my animoos
Welp, there is almost no chance I will ever have as good of a NEET life as I had before, certainly no apartment (tfw not Fingolian master race) So I guess I'll buy a tent and get job with the rebuilding efforts...
I don't believe you
Fucking original
>>28376540
What don't you believe? The fact I was a Fort Mac NEET or that I'll get a job :3
what rebuilding? fort mac is finished.
How do I set a tripcode?
Kill yourself
I mean that
Once you have sucked a million dicks you will be granted one, that's usually how it works
reddit is that way famillia
Just ate entire jar of peanut butter. Am I ded?
Nope, you're actually really nourished.
>>28376443
It depends. Was it 100% natural peanut butter?
>>28376470
>fat
>nourished
>tfw terrified of being tortured to death
Anyone else know this feel? Ever since I was young I've been terrified at some point I'll be kidnapped, bound, and completely at the mercy of some sadistic man with a knife, who will torture me, rape me, burn my testicles, mock me, cut pieces of me off slowly, it terrifies me.
This reality isn't so far fetched if you live in western europe
It is a terrifying thought, but I don't let it debilitate me. Just don't live in a shithole country. If you do, don't associate yourself with people who have power
Done.
>>28376427
Sounds like you need immersion therapy. Just give me your address OP, I'll hook you up. I'll stop by the butcher and get my knives sharpened and everything.
When did you start losing hope?
>>28376423
fully 20 years ago. I was 12 and i started asking my parents and teachers when I could stop doing so much homework and start having rewards for being smart/working hard. After they told me "later" ambiguously often enough, it hit me one day that the rewards were never coming and that they were all just working forever, promising themselves that the good shit was coming.
ever since that day, I could never feel any strive to do anything. whenever I look at people who think they're kicking ass in life because of how hard they work, I just feel so sorry for them and disconnect and go back to my cave.
The last year couple of years of high school
>>28376423
when i realised no matter how hard i tried i would never be able to be happy.
How is your day r9k
>>28376412
o shit waddup!
lol no one else can post it
o shit waddup!
really gonna need those good cycles my man
Worst meme 2016
>ex calls me up after several months of blowing me off
>didn't answer but she left a voicemail
>was telling me what she had been up too and wanted to meet up
>said she was free all weekend to catch up
>mfw
So robots trump has inspired me to not put up with bullshit and she was a cheating ho
Should I respond?
>gf
>got cucked
Nah, you'll get no advice here, normie
>>28376370
You have to go back
U have to go bak
>>28376370
Ignore and tell her to gtfo. She probably got really burned by chad recently and wants to use you for emotional suport.
ITT opinions you actually unrionically believe but will never say in the real world
>at least 90% of people are bland interchangable morons just a step over monkeys
>>28376273
I would say 100% of people are.
everyone given the chance will fuck you over if it benefits themselves in any way. everyone only cares about themselves.
People above 110 IQ should be locked away or put down, they're too dangerous and cause too much suffering, and have ruthlessly exploited lower IQ people since the dawn of history.
>just ate a bowl of steamed veggies for dinner
it tasted horrible but i'm proud of myself and i hope this will be the beginning of my journey to normal weight.
325 lbs currently, 5'10".
Holy cow. Work out and eat fruits and veggies.
You can do this, anon.
>>28376237
Good luck you glorious faggot
Buy some broth and steam with it, add salt and seasoning. Eat lots of beans, they have lots of protein.
>go to college
>start dressing effay and grooming myself
>see girl I like
>try the hardest I have ever tried in my life to get a gf
>still fuck it up
lol fuck this shit I give up im just not made to love
lmao das right whitey go back to your little anime girls. bbc is the new standard for women.
>>28376184
1. oneitis
2. you likely need to improve your effay
3. DYEL
>>28376209
this
white men need to just fuck off already, there's new, improved genes here
