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ITT: 4chan confessions
>sometimes I rename reaction faces in my folder to generic numbers starting in 1, because I don't want anons to think I got them from tumblr>even worse, I don't even go to tumblr. It's just that some of the reaction pics from google have tumblr urls
I'm a Reddit moderator
I'm terrified that people are going to start recognizing my filenames
We all do that faggot
I think everyone who has a reddit account should be permabanned with no access at all so they can't do shit like /r/4chan, fucking pieces of SHIT
so robots, howcome the majority of you lie about your penis size?
http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-figure-out-the-best-estimate-for-the-average-penis-size
i've literally never had to tell anyone what my penis size is
also i don't lie about it online, it's a little under 5 inches
Loooooooool
My benis is 4.3 inches tho
>tfw 8.5 inches erect
>dicklets will continue to become biologists and doctors purely to fake studies in a desperate attempt to convince women their 2 inch pecker is completely normal
I wouldn't mind if condom companies didn't also fall for this meme and make it hard as shit to find a good fit.
All of this is true
>>28374092
the payments, the bulls, all of it
e 2 posters in this
>>28374238
we will never unJUST his shit at this pace
R9k I have Tinnitus.
The soundtrack to my life is now BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
D-d-does anyone else have this?
It's better than millions of eye floaters
I saw this a while ago maybe it will help even if only temporarily, you little champion https://m.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/3l54rd/reddituser_amazes_with_cure_for_tinnitus/
>>28374106
my vision kind of looks like this without the colors. those are black and white flashes instead.
and the static isn't always that bad.
still better than tinnitus. i would rather die than deal with that.
Robots BTFO by based Sargon debunking the "women think 80% of men are below average" myth.
See 20:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cUlPm2_c8
>ugly men go on dating sites, you know, they can't get a date in real life because they're ugly
Rational humanism: 12736235
Robots: 0
Why do you still believe in hypergamy in 2016 and can't just man up, robots? All it takes is improving yourself and not whining. If Sargon can do it, so can you.
>>28374051
wasn't this guy debunked as a shill for some feminists or something?
>>28374086
how could he be a shill for feminists when his whole deal is hating feminists?
lmaooing at that fat cuck
Police have charged a 21-year-old woman with fraud after she allegedly spent US$3.4 million that her bank mistakenly gave her, with much of the money reportedly lavished on handbags.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/31538206/woman-charged-over-3-4-mn-australian-handbag-spree/
>be a woman
>obtain three million dollars by fraud
>spend it on handbags and ticky tacky bullshit in one year
what even.... just what even? if you gave a modern woman an unlimited amount of money she would still figure out how to destroy it.
how are betas supposed to provide for this?
I can't even imagine having this much money but I figure it would support me happily for the rest of my life.
>>28373993
She's just a dumb asshole, anon. Now she will probably go to prison. Haha.
she was a chink so it's understandable
Kek. China doesn't go easy.
I need advice.
>girl at work basically wants to fuk tonight
Do I have sex with someone I work with? I work in the NHS so the hospital I'm at has multiple people. Problem is she smokes but if it's just sex?
> my fuk friend wants to come over tonight.
What excuse can I give her? Thinking about getting her to come over for sex tomorrow instead?
I'm so unsure how to handle this situation... Rip
>>28373880
>problem is she smokes
Fuck your, and fuck your entire generation. It's just smoking. As in, an idle activity people enjoy that doesn't significantly affect your life at all.
>>28373880
>Rip
Yeah dismissed, fuck you buddy
>>28373979
That's what I'm thinking. If she smokes outside I can fuck her and ignore the horrific smell
He's cute to me, does r9k think he's a Chad too, because he's really not a Chad.
> inb4 implying
>>28373871
You disgusting fag, when your delusion ends, hopefully you will do the right thing and end yourself
>>28373924
I'm a grill and I think he's cute.
Is that a trap?
He or she?
How do you feel about IoIi?
>>28373795
Enjoy your V& you piece of shit
>>28373803
Loli isn't illegal in countries that matter
How do you feel about pedophilia? :^D
Any robots who play osrs? I'm genuinely curious if there are fellow robots who love this type of nostalgia.
I played hardcore like 2 months ago but got tired of it once I got stats to 70. It was only fun when I was much younger and had a bunch of friends that played it but now it just feels like a job when I play it. I miss being younger and having fun training fishing for 4 hours straight
>>28373784
Yes I do, but not for nostalgia anymore
If they were to change XP gain to 1.5 or 2x I would sub again, but as it is I'm just not interested for grinding that long.
What does it mean guys?
She was pretty sexually liberal and I knew at least 6 guys she fucked. We fucked pretty regularly and hard. She initiated.
Is she just bi and misses me guys?
Shes got a girlfriend and a short dyke haircut and looks unattractive but I still would like to hit it again for nostalgia sake.
>>28373759
more than likely its just a phase. i had a gf that did the same, just stick around for when they want dick again. sweet talked my ex into fucking after a few months she dropped the dyke phase.
women are almost never lesbian. they just go with women when they can't find a chad or are mad at chad.
>>28373814
she lives in another continent now, facebook keeps me posted. its been a couple of years, i think shes in it for the long haul.
Daily reminder that your internet activity is being recorded.
SWEAT MEAT WEINER
>>28373754
I spent four hours last night researching the Bilderberg Group.
huehuehue
Why do you think I post what I post?
I recently received my medical records from my psychiatrist (I see him again on Monday; this will be a fun discussion) and would like to read you some choice excerpts of his reports of our sessions. We do not like each other at all, and frequently argue and yell at each other.
So without further ado:
>My concern is that he is taking other medications, as he is knowledgeable about meds and appears perhaps to be too smart for his own good
>Client states that the best combo he has ever been on was lamictal and latuda, but then he says that the latuda made things worse. He also says that Prozac made it "impossible for me to concentrate on anything."
>He says that clonazepam is the only thing that ever worked for me [he left out the context of this statement which was in regards to treating my anxiety issues]
>In November he told me that he has never had auditory hallucinations, but now tells me that he hears them frequently [ignoring the phone call I made to him 2 months ago telling him I was having auditory hallucinations]
>another comment about how I told him that latuda worked for me at one point but then stopped working and made things worse
>no signs of anxiety other than him endorsing it [earlier in the report he notes that I told him that I was on clonazepam during the appointment]
>he exhibits significant manipulative and drug seeking behavior so his insight may be higher than what is being displayed [this will require a separate post to adequately explain]
>client tells me he experiences akathisia on Geodon and describes it as "unbearable inner restlessness" which I suspect he read online and is repeating verbatim
>another comment about not attending to my endorsed anxiety despite noting again that I was on clonazepam at the time of the appointment
>He had a muscle twitch at the side of his mouth when he became angry and he appears to have difficulty controlling his anger and interacting appropriately with others [the twitch is the only basis for this]
Give this original post attention please
>>28374085
Give us the interesting parts, where's the stories? Who gives a fuck about your vague and extremely uneventful mental health history?
>>28374194
>Give us the interesting parts, where's the stories?
What do you mean by stories?
This guy has a wife and children. What is your excuse?
>>28373728
I don't have a six figure salary
>>28373728
He's handsome in a skinny asian kind of way. I'm handsome in a supreme gentleman kind of way.
>>28373728
He looks handsome. What do you mean?
>cat starts licking my cum up off the floor
>>28373716
It will make him big and strong :)
thanks OP I cum on cat she hiss at penis
tell him that he'sa fucking faggot
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