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>tfw no clingy, insecure gf
>>28371422
Get a flat gf
>>28371422
do women even get insecure anymore? seems like the whole world is there for them if anything bad happens to em
>>28371422
DONT OP
You think it's going to be nice because you're an insecure beta and you need someone you can easily manipulate to never leave your disgusting ass, but don't go there. You will regret it, and will come out of this experience feeling even more like shit.
lol u tk him 2da bar|?original
>>28371420
Yea and then we fucked !
>>28371420
loI u tk him 2da bar|?
>>2837142
Iol u tk him 2da bar|?
how many years until im completely bald
>>28371409
youre not balding
i would kill for that hair faggot
>>28371447
yes i am
captchafaggot
When are you faggots going to learn that high hairline != balding?
>small penis and girth
JUST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I'M SO SORRY
thats not small at all though is it?
>>28371391
Bro, wtf is up with your balls?
Help /r9k/ I think that I'm going to be raped soon!
>be me
>wagecucking
>eating my lunch in the lunch room
>dude that is with me in the small office comes
>"Anon, wanna some soup? Homemade."
>"SURE!"
>freefood.gif
>eat the soup and start feeling weird
>10 minutes later I'm becoming sleepy
>almost an hour later and I'm getting more and more sleepy, barely have strenght to work and type this
>he is on a bussines trip of sorts right now
>he gives me a ride home always after work
>MFW that today might be a bit different
>>28371365
call an uber instead
>>28371365
Good.
Unorginal originality.
>>28371365
He might be a serial killer though so don't go with him m8 he might not even want your unconscious boipucci
This place is filled with so many normies and attention whores.
Go eat shit.
Are you sick, anon? That shit doesn't look so healthy
Uncut dick master race
Mirin smooth
>NOBODY will EVER find me attractive
>I hate myself
>my life is a meme
Trip on, me. Save for the hate yourself part. I just don't like me much.
>>28371316
I feel you, OP. You're probably my favourite poster on this board because I can feel you.
oh fuck off. We are not in this world to please others you fucking cunt
>dad is raping the cat again
>tfw you know if he wasn't raping the cat he'd be raping you
>mom's fucking the dog behind dad's back
>>28371244
How can you even rape a cat.
If you put your dick in it's mouth it will bite it off.
The other end won't fit a human dick.
Someone fill me in on this one.
I know it's weird but I don't know where to post it. This morning I noticed that my erect penis curve fit 100% between the tip of my middle finger and the base of my hand, 6.25-6.75 inches.
How is it? Do I have small hands?
>>28371240
Tiny
My hand is 9.5 inches across that same area.
>>28371252
Kill yourself
oregano
>>28371240
Who's that? Post more of her.
>Things you get autistically upset about.
Ever since I was younger, I used to get pissed off everytime you get to the part in GoW2 when you kill icarus.
I get mad when you have to tear his wings off and push him into tartarus.
I fight the urge to turn the ps2 off everytime.
Fuck kratos.
Fuck me.
He didn't even deserve that.
When people incorrectly use memes out of context or describe things as "based"
When people say they have a mental illness
>>28371178
Who's dickhead Icarus?
Anyways, Kratos is a bloodthirsty psychopath, and people kept underestimating him
>meet cute girl in one of my classes
>she's really quiet, homely and cute
>get to know her and find out she likes anime and kpop
>one day she brings her bf to class and he's literally a 6'2 chad with tattoos on his arms
THE MEME IS REAL WHAT THE FUCK
>>28371169
it's not a meme retard, it's what girls like masculine guys, not a faggot who watches anime and listens to girl kpop bands.
>>28371183
except that they literally share no common interests so why is HE dating HER and not some STACY SLUT?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>28371199
Probably the most pathetic beta post I've read all week.
Just be yourself.
About to rewatch NHK in the middle of a depressive episode, is this a good idea robots? Will Misaki save me?
Misaki friday? It's friday where I am.
Great idea. Be sure to keep your gun/rope/knife close in case you want out.
I've watched that anime I dunno how many times now. I lost count after 5 times. Always when I was depressed.
>>28371151
>Will Misaki save me?
No just like she didn't save Satou. But re-watching it is a good idea maybe you can get the point that you missed last time, and it might help you.
FUCKFUCKFUCK
I ACCIDENTALLY APPLIED TO MCDONALD'S WHILE ON AMBIEN
HOW DO I GET OUTTA THIS
I NEED TO FAIL MY INTERVIEW
You can't, senpai. The bar is literally set so low that even filthy degenerate weebs such as yourself will fit right in.
Just say you found another job so you don't need to work there. EZ
ambien is problem, ambien is solution. show up on ambien.
What do you think of your parents, robots?
Cool as fuck, supportive and I love them. Which is why I feel like such a fuck up.
>>28371014
My Dad is asian ned flanders
>>28371014
Apathy. They should have waited at least another 5 years. My mother should have realized a reluctant father does not make for a good father, and my father should have realized he needed a great deal of therapy or something before reproducing. Instead his fear of being alone overrode that. They weren't particularly loving, and that bird will come home to roost as they age and reach out for comfort and support.
All that said, they were rarely actively bad. But that's not enough, is it?
This website has been around for quite a while 12 years or so? My question is how will 4chan be remembered in history? Will pepe and Wojak be displayed in a museum 30/100 years from now? Will the site fade into obscurity or will it be used to villianize or support whatever political movement takes place in future. Will it still be here while we are old and grey talking about how great the beginning of the millenium was?
That dark web website with the doxxers and hackers and the racist
>>28371010
nobody will remember this shit website.
That depends on a lot of things. It seems to be going strong. Really I think it's the idea of Anonymous though that will persist. A medium to interact more or less invisibly with people from all over the world. Or even the idea of many minds merged into a single entity. Things like websites come and go, but ideas once they take off cannot be broken or destroyed.
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