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who /ignored/ here?

everyone around me ignore me for certain reasons i still don't know
people in my class, old friends of middle school, oneitis, even ivl don't speak to me for years now
i don't change i think, i may be a bit quieter and learned than before but that's not the reasons i think
what can be the reasons? how can i stop that shit?
please help :^(
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Do you attempt to talk to them or do you sit on your chair hoping for someone else to talk to you?
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>>28371032
i try to talk to them, they either try a short talk or just don't even respond to a simple "hi" (that's the case of my oneitis, so yeah i have no more feelings, no hate no love just a empty shell)
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>>28371032
Not OP, but people talk over me constantly, especially when there is a heated argument going on and I want to say my view of the situation, It's like I'm not even there, maybe sometimes one of them feels sorry no one is listening to me so the person makes direct eye contact with me while I say something and then they just proceed with whatever they were saying. It seems like my opinion means literally nothing

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>4chan goes down for a while
>have absolutely nothing else to do
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>>28370960
i thought i was fking banned or some shit
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Just use Reddit brah.
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>>28370960
Last time I lost internet for a long period of time (due to poverty) I went to the library and got some chess books and learned to play chess. Got pretty good at it too, I am starting to think that I should just disregard the internet entirely.

who /gonna kill themselfies/ here
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It's either going to be a very long time before I do or sometime in two weeks or so

My brother is graduating from law school soon and it's important to my mother, so I don't want to ruin it by killing myself before then.

I'm still terrified but at this point I feel very, very cornered.
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I feel motivated this time, i think i can do it today. I haven't felt that way in months.
Would getting drunk increase or decrease my chances of pussying out?
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>>28370986
decrease

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Was r9k just down for 2 hours?
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All main shitpost boards were, except for /s4s/.

It was a standard CP purge from /b/. This happens from time to time.
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>>28370894
All of 4chan was. Where's worry.jpg when you need it
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>tfw was just about to fap
>4chan starts working again

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>girl's whole family just gets fucking killed moments ago
>"i got a pig in my kitchen wanna see lmao"

this guy is a fucking retard
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>>28370834
Based Leon
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>>28370867
he even looks like a fucking moron

when the girl said "cute name" and he spit up milk all over himself it was hilarious
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>>28370834
I'm pretty sure the entirety of that movie is trying to show that he's a retard, he cant even read.

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I'm currently in talks with a lawyer about basically suing girls that ignored me in school, AMA
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keep us updated OP, would love to sue the bitch who said "we will never have sex anon, understand?"
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>>28370828
Why are you suing them?
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>>28370828

How fucking pathetic are you. Actually don't answer that.

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Love this OST desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbreFmRDN3E

Reminds me of growing up in the 90's when everything wasn't nearly half as shit as it is now. Sure the graphics were simple but the gameplay was so good. I would trade it all to go back... if I could.
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>>28370723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBGYEm-5ZN8
maybe not as nostalgic but this brings up comfy feels fampai... even though it has a sad kind of undertone this song is comforting to me at least
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLo4RTUwFMc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-5BVb7hrvw&list=PL44B98DF7E74E7BC4&index=12

>tfw I'll never draw stupid shit in mario paint with onii-chan and make dumb songs ever again

Have you ever seen anyone die? Post greentext.
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>>28370669

I indeed have
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>>28370669
I watched my grandma take her last breath, it's something that will haunt you for the rest of your life
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>>28370669
Yeah saw my dad die a few years ago, at the time I didn't know he was dying though, I actually thought he would be alright.

I also basically saw my mom die about 5 months ago, she fell into a coma before my eyes and never woke up after that, I wasn't there when they finally took her off life support though.

>cum smells like chlorine
>during orgasm, hentai that takes place at a pool becomes virtual reality for my nose
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holy fucking shit im not the only one this is surreal
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>>28370609
Eat it and make the dream a reality
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>dick covered in smegma
>hentai that takes place in a cheese factory becomes virtual reality for my nose

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>white
>5'7
>shit facial features. I look like an ogre
>small penis 4"
>premature balding at age 20
>not smart
>handholdingless kissless virgin
>no friends

WHY GOD? WHY MAKE ME SUFFER THIS SHIT.
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You're parents weren't supposed to have children
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>>28370455
my sister is 5'7
my brother is 6'2
my father is 6'
my mother is 5'6

my sister is beautiful. my brother is handsome. my father is handsome. my mother was beautiful.

It's like god assigned everyone in my family nice genes and said that's it.
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>>28370431
It could be worse anon.
See, I'm the same, 31 years old, bald since my late teens and it doesn't even fit me since I have a weird head shape. I look like an alien srs.

Feel I should have been drowned immediately after birth. Like what u do with cats.

New r9k chatroom come join, meet the meme team, talk about how miserable you are and what drugs you take, your mental illnesses, and how you're such a virginal loser

GREAT TIME FUN!

https://kageshi.com/rooms/r9k
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chats filling up boys

this is the room you join if you want to /make it/*

*by staring at a screen into oblivion
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>>28370363
>You must install flash and enable javascript to enter a chat room.
Yeah no thanks.
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>>28370734
your loss my friend
;)

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How do I convince my dad to get me a dog? He got my sister two cats (one ran away, one died) and now he thinks I'm going to let a dog just die. How do I show him I'm not my sister and that I just want a friend without embarrassing him about my failure of a social life?
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a. move out of your house, become an adult, buy your own dog

b. buy a plant, show you can care for a plant, bonus points if it bears fruit that is edible
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>>28370337
>move out of your house
Not an option. I'd end up homeless if I did that.

>b. buy a plant, show you can care for a plant, bonus points if it bears fruit that is edible
I want to convince my dad, if I did that he'd think I was fucking around.
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>>28370394
>Not an option. I'd end up homeless if I did that.

Christ, you're fucking stupid.

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Go to club for the first time in my life lastnight
>i ask someone where the bar is
>points to bar
>Order 5 beers nervously down my first cup
>Anon approaches me from the right
>say whats up

Should i keep going ?
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>>28370293
>you will never get fucked by all of those asian milfs simultaneously while they gently dominate you
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>>28370293
What happened next? Op pls
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>>28370293
Wait you ordered 5 beers all at once for yourself?

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How can I make my height work for me? I'm a manlet (166cm - 5'5-5'6).

>inb4 lankets start posting their height

My question is for all tall and short, how can I feel good about my height? Now in my country height isn't a big thing, but I'm still woried because of the manlet meme. Should I start working out? I don't have acess to a gym so I can only workout at home, without gym equipment. I work and go to my local uni, so I have almost no time for hobies such as history and 4chan. I use to wear those lift shoes but I didn't like em, so now I wear regular ones. Also what about clothes? I have no idea what's popular and what's not. Are there any sites that can help me with that? I've been on /fa/ but it's shit.

Please don't let this thread slide, and please don't shitpost.
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>>28370276
How about you get over it. Nothing wrong with being shorter.
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/fa/ is good if you ignore the goofnigger shit
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>>28370276
date asian girls they really can't complain since most of them are 5'3-5'2

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How many languages do you know? I know English and French.
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I know German, English and French.
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How did you learn french? Were you brought up with it?
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None

I'm not sure what I'm even typing here

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