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My parents thinking I am a sick psychopath I need help
I think the reason of this I never get out of my room I have no friends etc.
I am a 19 yo half neet student
They are trying to introduce me with a college student girl
the girl is studying psychology on the college and they are trying to foist me the girl just wants to talk with me because she needs to study her exam by talking with me

now my parents are saying I should hang out with the girl whole saturday
I dont want this how can I save myself this situation help me /r9k/
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ask for money and just do it.
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>>28373102
Stop being a faggot and move out
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Shes your misaki

Actualy she sounds like those ppl your parents pay to try to fix you.

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so how do you pronounce the name of this country?
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Ah free kuh
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>>28373085
which one?

fsdfsdfsdf
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>>28373085
"That dude who lives next door to chad where you get the weed from"

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My dog died today, he was 5 years old
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hope pupper sleeps tight...
;_;7
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Whats the matter? Crying over a roach?
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>>28373066
Rip dogger.. hope you feel better soon anon

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I got a date /r9k/
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Same senpai. Good luck OP.
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Make sure to greentext the failure of it tomorrow
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>>28373046
Where exactly are you taking your hand for dinner,

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White 'people' cannot be robots thanks bye
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>>28372985
what about bbc and blacked.com?
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>>28372985
I am 5'3, 1/10, cant speak to another human without stuttering and stubmlign over myself and embarrasing myself, havent talked to someone my age (19) in over 5 months, and never had a gf or even held hands with a girl, have no friends, and you say Im not a robot? Fuck off, that pic means only handsome white guys
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you can tell a white person made this as an ego boost

Anyone else have any sort of eating disorder or issues with food?
I have a selective eating disorder. I only like plain or tasteless foods, or foods with little taste. It used to be a nightmare being forced to eat stuff when younger, but now I can be selective in what I eat. Which is probably making it worse, though.
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I only like junk food.

Pizza and cookies and nachos and burgers, these are a few of my favorite things.
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Why would you not want to eat tasty things?
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>>28373019
They're not tasty to me. It's not like an autism sperg out thing if they're in my mouth, they just don't taste good to me.

>>28372999
I at least like healthy food. Some junk food I don't like. I don't like fried chicken.

Did you ever think that this is what you were going to end up as when you were a kid?
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no, but I always knew I was different
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>>28372920
I didn't even knew 4chan existed and I wanted to be a pilot or a ship sailor
Fuck I had big dreams when I was kid now I am posting in Chinese tea brewing site
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All I knew is that I wanted to be a scientist and I'm on good way to becoming one

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Wake up, neets. You think you have it all figured out, that you can leech off society and shrug all responsibilities. What you really are, is a impotent man child with no real money, power or status in the world. By immersing yourself in virtual reality and echo chambers, you have developed no real experiences and relationships, work, socially or sexual. Enjoy rotting away at your computer, living a life that never really began and never being taken seriously by anyone.
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lol
i'll be here playing video games and eating taco pizza. have a good day at work!
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>>28372855

>video games and tacos

Yeah I am not fucking 12 you sperglord.
I prefer reading investment prospectus, planning my overseas vacation and only eating at restaurants that take reservations
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>>28372960
I severely doubt you're very successful since you don't even know how to read, I said taco pizza, not tacos genius.

Also I know you're just trolling, but it's fun to banter anyways.

UK Labour councillor suggests males care-workers should wear chastity belts following abuse scandal

>She compared the device; commonly used in BDSM to a muzzle for dangerous dogs.
>'Men often find their sexual urges uncontrollable, especially around young girls. I don't think all men automatically are rapists or inclined to rape, but the vast majority of these very specific cases involve male abusers. We can't get away from that fact'.
>When asked if devices were demeaning to men, Cllr Harrisson replied, 'These girls are very vulnerable, if the devices help them feel safe I am very supportive of the idea. I don't think a mans comfort should trump a woman's right to feel safe.'

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/06/male-workers-may-be-forced-to-wear-chastity-devices
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>>28372826
>a woman's right to feel safe.'
I would have asked her to show this in legislature.
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>>28372826
Listen, if, *if*, IF, the many, many adult women who abuse young boys (and there are more of them!) received even 1/3rd the punishment men did in similar circumstances I might not want to beat her to death over this.
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>>28372826

Man spreading is also illegal.

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Which city or country has the most chads? Which has the least?
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>>28372793
Natives of the country Chad are called Chadians.
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Northern Europe has a lot of Chads, and most places in Asia is filled with beta males, especially in Japan
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>>28372793
Orriigggiiiinal commence

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Hello, robots.

I need a project for summer. What should I do/build? Every summer I plan on doing something cool but I always give up after a while. This summer I will try to finish it even if it's just something small. I think it would be nice. I might do a video about it if someone would be interested.

I'm thinking of either building a small sail boat or get a lawnmower motor and build a gokart but I might have to scale down.

Any suggestions?

Also, post in this thread if you wanna do a summer project and need ideas or motivation. I think it's a great thing to do, even if it's just something small.

Thanks and good luck!
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>>28372706
Build a robo gf
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suicide helmet
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Do whatever you like anon, both sound pretty fun and cool. I usually spend most of my summer in my room in front of my computer which is always an option too.

>6'4 at 20
>autism prevents me from doing any fun normie stuff

Just fuck my shit up senpai.
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Be my chad autismo boyfriend, you fuck
I can show you the ropes
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>>28372696
>be 6'4
>have 9 inch dick
>work as a chef at wendys
>make 100k a year
You literally have no excuse anon JUST DO IT
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>>28372696
You have one life and you're going to sit there moaning about your life?

Alright.

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Why do women pretend they can be robots? Even ms potato has had 8 boyfriends,
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>>28372646
Like anything else in life: attention
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>>28372646
because are /r9k/ are full of beta orbiter material
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>>28372646
I think she's cute as fuck.

>TFW you will never be #9

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>tfw I accidentally stepped on my cat and killed it
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lel catfags btfo
this could never happen loyal doggos since they aren't retarded like cats
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Just the life of a fat cunt.
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Damn how fat are you

I wanna hear about your transitions to traphood.

Did you already look cute before hand?
Taking hormones?
Look cute afterwards (if possible) ?
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>>28372598
THIS WEBSITE OS FUKCKING gAYL OL
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>>28372598
>was an ugly kid but in my teenager years I got myself together and took care of myself and became a really cute femboy
>parents never let me grow my hair out because they were against me looking girly and would already fight me on wearing girl tshirts and hoodies
> not a tranny but take hormones as a femboy because I don't want to be super guyish nor do I want to stop being cute in the future
>have to start wearing sports bras daily to hide my small breasts from family
>start growing out my hair regardless of what my parents think as now I'm an adult
>start buying female clothing and hair becomes long enough to that I look like a girl normally
>to hide this I start messing up my hair and dressing in baggy clothes around my father to not get yelled at
>get told "you look like hell" "you look ugly, go cut your hair" "here's the money just cut it" and even just yesterday "when are you cutting your hair" from father
>whatever, start passing daily without trying and I never used makeup once in my life
>start to gain confidence and feel good from how pretty I look, get compliments daily
>instantly all crushed when realizing now I have to live dual lives to appease my father
>go out in boymode to the movie theaters, whatever feeling lazy
>"Here's your ticket ma'am" fucking blush my face off and my friend who knows I trap in my spare time laughs at me
>feel great/worse that now in my "boy" mode I pass for a girl...now worried more than ever dad will catch on
>going to college soon and want to look like a cute dickgirl instead of lazy/baggy clothed girl
I don't even know what to do...I'm so happy and miserable all at the same time. Also some side information, my family is not from here so they don't really understand things and I can get away with it or not look as "gay"...I mean my room is another fucking story though.
Pic related is my room
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>>28372861
You sound awesome and hot, pics?

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