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all robots belong in creep shacks
if someone gave you $15,000 to live in a creep shack, what neccessary items would you put in your creep shack
I dunno but is it alright if I call mine the love shack?
>>28374846
i love it
because it's so much creepier
bright red neon sign: POUND TOWN
Honestly asking- why can't black girls shave?
Why does it look like they have terrible diseases all over their pussy when they shave it? Same with their armpits, they're always discolored and have a disgusting texture. Is it something to do with their skin color/texture, or is it some sort of cultural inability to shave like a normal human being? It genuinely confuses me.
White girls have chicken skin pussies too bro.
>>28374792
they've got bad pores
>>28374830
But they are much smoother where they shave, vagina, armpits, legs, where ever. Black girls always look like they shaved with a sword or something.
>>28374833
What do you mean by that exactly?
Whens the last time you were happy?
2012 here
>>28374769
Today, when I saw the drugs thread.Drugs look so cool and delicious.
>>28375279
Thats not reaI happiness.
>>28374769
Today, since I was at a girl's house. Life is fucking great(:
>Sexualize 3d underage girls
>Censor 2d underage girls
Why do americans do this?
>ultra-violence
fine
>normalising homosexuality
fine
>nipples
Totally not fine
>>28374766
2d is pure and superior
because it's funny
how is conversation even possible on a website with upvotes/downvotes? i don't get it. i'm used to just reading posts in order.
>>28374763
>caring about reddit in any form
If its so great then go back to the fucking site. Nobodys keeping you here
F U C K O F F
>>28374763
You are notified of replies to your comments in your inbox.
Comments replies remain attached to the parent comment regardless of votes they just get temporarily hidden if their are a lot of replies or the comment is heavily downvoted.
>>28374763
Yeah reddit is a real piece of shit.
To me this is all about talking to other people like myself, so where karma points comes into the equation, I just don't understand. This place has it's problems, some people seem to think that the whole point of this place is memes. That can get pretty annoying, just talk normally you fool hearty devil you.
>he doesn't sniff his mom's feet while she's asleep
>Not dicking your mom while she's asleep
If you can get away with it, that is.
Holy shit.
Now I remember why I stopped coming here.
>>28374942
because you're a sissy redditor fuck?
Would you rather an 8/10 face and be 5'6 or a 5/10 face and 6'1?
I already have a 8/10 face and am 5'6". Much better this way.
>>28374700
same here, but being tall sounds so nice
>>28374700
Post pic, you're probably a 5. just block out the eyes.
WHADDYA MEAN I'M NOT KIND
WHADDYA MEAN I COULDN'T BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
IT'S STILL WE, THE PEOPLE
RIGHT?
>>28374693
IF THERE'S A NEW WAYYYYYYY
I legit can not cum to porn, unless i think about some hot girl i know in real life
wat do
Think about some hot girl you know in real life
meet some pr0nstars irl
rape some hot girl you know in real life
Sup niggers, ho /hamilton, ontario/ here? We had a sick meet up near Jackson last year. Let do it again.
Pic is from last year.
>plan meetup
>get no replies
>>28374562
We should do it. I'm only off on Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays tho
>>28374562
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
pIease Ieave
Fembots, why don't you just become a cute lesbian?
>>28374546
Because I fucking love cock
I am a 2d lesbian, I love my waifu, 3d is shit.
>>28374546
>Fembots
No such thing, kiddo.
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If I hire an escort will she know how to deal with a shy virgin? Will she take the lead and guide me or will I be expected to know what to do and be labeled a timewaster for fumbling?
>>28374510
Dont tell her. Whores hate virgins. She might not even show up.
I'm sure there are escorts who are understanding and helpful. I lost my virginity in a brothel, the prostitutes were very kind and supporting. This was in German though.
maybe if you pay her extra. you work as a pizza delivery boy right? what would you do if some NEET autist asked you to feed him?
Who here started no fapping to punish himself because no gf?
Me, 16th day of no fap, my idea it's to continue no fap till i get a gf (so maybe 4 ever)
Well sounds really logic.. since we masturbate our brain doesnt feel the need to find a female to mate
>>28374528
yes that's one of the points
>>28374483
I started no fap like 2 days ago. This was one of the reasons.
Why doesn't r9k want to make America great again?
Because this isn't /pol/
>it's a trump thread
jesus christ just shut the fuck up about him already
and I'll save you the effort of responding:
>cuck, low energy, wife's son, blah blah blah
Because Bernie will give us more NEETbux
Hi, /r9k/
I'm lonely. No, this is not a phase. I literally have 0 friends to talk to. No one's interested in talking to me. I had tons for friends, even a boyfriend in high school but right now I'm the loneliest person in the whole world. My parents made me join a local women's engg college. I don't have any friends there, just know a lot of people. I only go to my college then come back home. My parents don't let me go anywhere. These pink walls of my room are depressing. But I can't go out of my room. I hate my family, I always end up arguing with them whenever I try to start a small talk. I hate being in this cage. This is a house arrest. I hate my room. But it's both my prison and my refuge.
I've been depressed for a year and a half now. I used to be a smart kid in school, but I'm diffident now. I don't know what my capabilities are anymore. I have direction, no motive in life. I wanna run away, but I know I can't. I hate what my life has come to.
I'm lonely. I'm terribly lonely.
>>28374300
no diection*
Get a job and move then. Also start smoking weed, it makes life more fun.
>>28374351
I can't get a job for another three years, also I can't move out.
Let me give you some background. We're Indian Muslims, which explains my miserable life. My parents are overprotective of me and keep in an incubated environment. Even though I am 18, I'm still treated like I'm 13.
I wish I could acquire weed. But I literally don't know how and where and from whom the fuck I can get it here.
