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It's not your fault, robots.
Fuck that, I need someone to tell me IT IS ALL MY FAULT.
just be strong its easier than you think
robin williams killed himself
My boyfriend is obsessed with these faggots. I have to listen to their shitty videos every single day. I've played more games throughout my life and have more knowledge about games in general than these faggots. They aren't even funny. what do?
>>28385434
if you're his girlfriend i'd pay you to cheat on him, one of my ex girlfriends thought they were the god's gift to earth but i got bored of it
much better LPers out there like c&i or slowbeef
>>28385434
dump him for chad or one of your orbiters
>>28385434
Buy him some fucking headphones.
CHAD WINS AGAIN! HAHA!
Do you ever stop losing /r9k/??
>>28385377
Nope.
Unoriginal comment
Losing where it counts helps you cherish the small victories, at the very least. But no. Losing is the name of the subhuman's game. I'm starting to realize more and more that all the victories I've ever had were graciously granted and I keep doing shit to prove that I'm not worthy of it.
>going to see a movie on opening night
normie leave
>having a fetish when you haven't even had sex
omg! i'm so kinky but i'm still a virgin who can't drive and i havent had boyfriends yet
That's how sexuality works dude. Why would anyone ever have sex if they're asexual until they have sex?
>>28385476
>they're asexual until they have sex?
that is not implied nigger
>in b4 spurious false equivalence
Another reason why I think this is 100% true
>be me thinking really hard about suicide
>my mom literally brings up suicde today
Everytime I think of something or am stressed there is a reaction that just does not feel natural I think I really am starting to see through this facade my brain has put up for me and suicide is the only escape
>>28385264
Am I stupid yes yes I'm so fucking unable to communicate my feelings it's painful
>>28385264
Yeah I have this thought a lot. Probably just confirmation bias.
>>28385264
If your life is so shit. Why not just actively do something different?
Hey bruh, you get drunk on cinco de Mayo,? We partying thus weekend, wanna go with us?
>>28385243
Every opportunity really a cruel trick
>>28385243
if they were actually bros they'd probably get you a 5 or 6/10 and hook you up who would fuck you just to be in chad's good graces
would go
>>28385243
>See OP's pic
>Currently eating Taco Bell burritos.
Kill me now, famalam.
I took adderall and i'm really horny but i've been trying to masturbate for 3 hours nd i cant get an erection
I want adderall Fuck wizh I xas American
>>28385217
>horny
>can't get an erection
>>28385217
That's the best part about adderall, silly. You get to masturbate your boipussy without your pesky clit getting a distracting stiffy.
>tfw you accept yourself and what you can't change and realize it's not your fault you were born with autistic genes
>>28385100
$100 bucks says you wrong on what you think you can't change.
>>28385100
>tfw you no longer care about people misreading you recognition of causes you turned out this way as laziness
And then you good for an hour until the negativity creeps back in
>WAKE ME UP
>Tfw you cum at the wrong part of the video
>>28385090
>cum
>cameras on the guys ass
>>28385090
>when you cum from the wrong penis
>>28385090
Not as bad as jerking my dick and I cum to a fucking shemale, it only zoomed on her tits and face right when I came it zoomed in on his dick and a guy fucking her up the ass, had no idea it was a trap
>There are STILL non-Indians posting on my /r9k/
This is your last chance. Leave now or I will remotely shut down your computer using my connections at Microsoft
my uncle unironically works at microsoft in seattle btw, he is some developer for enterprise software
i guess some sterotypes are true
>has connections
>thinks he's a robot
>>28385040
>not being indian
>thinks he's a robot
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I KNOW WHY YOUR VIRGINS
ITS BECAUSE YOUR ALL BORING PIECES OF SHIT.
I spent an hour on Omegle and you niqqas keep asking me "Asl"
Learn HOW to entertain a women and I might waste my time on you
>>28384998
Do you know where you are? Of course fucking robots don't know how to talk to women.
>>28384998
Hey babe, Chad Thundercock here, show me your tits.
nice tits senpai
How do I get rid of this fucking brain fog.
Since last week, I've felt dull and agitated.
I can't think, I can't concentrate. It's fucking hell.
I need my mental clarity back.
>>28384899
You don't. It's aging-related and impossible to get rid of.
People in this thread might recommend you 'mindfulness meditation', which is going to give you a sense of pseudoclarity that in reality is chaining what's left of your attention to your thoughts and feelings, giving you a sense of awareness which, while useless, can give you an ersatz sense of accomplishment. If you're happy with self-delusion, give it a try.
>>28384899
Woah holy shit same for me started a week ago!?
I've had it since I was a early-mid teen. I don't remember what it feels like to have a clear mind.
Got an interview for a position at Panera Bread coming up. Any advice? This is the first time I will be interviewing for a normie job. What do I wear? What do I say?
>>28384780
Look up common interview questions and memorize your answers more or less. Be honest or make shit up, it doesn't really matter. Try to be genuine I guess and try your best not to be aspie scum if you are
Wear clean decent fitting clothes, go with chinos, oxford shirt (if you're going to tuck your shit wear a belt) and a sweater or cardigan if you want. Wear leather shoes, not sneakers. Make sure your isn't messy or gross.
Just look presentable you dusty ass little twat
Dude don't worry it's Panera lol. Its hard for you to mess up the interview, so if you manage to do it...idk kill yourself
My friend hated that job, quit after a only a few weeks, and hes a fucking hard worker too.
reached the breaking point. Only love is holding me back.
post'em I need to masturbate.
You shouldn't do that. It'll be prejudicial to you, trust me.
i really want to fall deeply in love with a girl and have a great relationship and just choke her and watch her fucking choke to death
>>28384817
precrime justice is a feminist conspiracy. "officer, i just got the feeling he was ALMOST thinking about raping me". Fuck that shit. post dead girls. im not the only one that wants to see. you know that shit for certain.
also accepting pics of girls you'd love to see dead. nothing better than exercising the imagination.
Really anon, you're staying home again this weekend? How bout living a little
If time is money all neets would be millionaires.
>implying I have friends or leave my house to talk to people
Nah im doing some coke tonight with a couple of friends. You?
