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No girl will ever be happy or excited to see me, no girl will ever fantasize about me, no girl will ever be genuinely attracted to me
just smoke weed fagget
>Almost done with uni
>Still have barely had any female contact in the past 3 years
Why even live.
>>28387463
>21
>Never had a friend IRL
>Never talked to any women
>2016
>still believing a 150 pound 20 year old manlet carrieda rifle and hundreds of rounds of ammunition and body armor and killed 26 people in 10 minutes with no training
autism can make people do crazy things fampai
seriously, what would the government even gain from staging something like this?
give me an answer
>>28387451
More gun laws
>>28387427
Which part of this is supposed to be difficult to believe?
>walking around at night
>see a normie park his car and take his gf into a restaurant
>walk by and slash two of his tires
>>28387381
>leaving school
>see normie approaching as I'm exiting
>know this door locks itself when closed
>don't hold the door for him
>he runs past me to catch it before it closes
>hear him curse as I walk away
>Biking back from McDonalds after eating my daily tendy linner
>Pass a bunch of construction signs saying "sidewalk closed"
>Bike on them anyway
>As I pass the signs I knock some over
>>28388464
That guy creeps me out. He doesn't blink often enough and his eyes are so big. Looks so robotic and artificial. I hear Suits is a good show but I can't watch it because of him.
Give me a list of anime that is relatable to the feels of /r9k/
Inb4 Welcome to NHK
Chobits come to mind. Find toasterfu in trash, take it home and be beta as fuck with it.
Can't generalize our feels. We are all very different people with different lives and thoughts and opinions. Fuck you.
>>28387370
Tatami galaxy
NGE
Kanji
Lain
anyone else is full of freckles on his back?
fucking sunburn
i dont know, maybe?
i cant see my back
>>28387367
Post picture of your back OP, I wanna see
>>28387844
ok, wait
>You just have to walk up to her and say hello!
>>28387358
Fuck you schlomo for making me like this!!!!!
>>28387358
>walk
>implying he doesn't ride his dad's tractor
>>28387358
I would rather walk up to you and say hello if I were to be completely honest, friend
How fucking accurate is this shit. They don't even care to hide it anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MHE2N-nWjo
Hella hot, in the mood
Go down south and you know I'm smooth
Bad boy in the room, snap back, dog tag, future boo
Wow wow look at him
Puttin them hours in the gym
Like ow ow look at you
All tattooed and at least 6'2"
I'm like what the hell
Get me wet like Ariel
Talk so dirty need purell
Spin me round, carousel
Wow wow look at him
You're my cure my medicine
Like ow ow look at you
Melts in my mouth no need to chew
I'm drunk and I ain't even drinkin'
He got me stutterin' and blinkin'
That boy is sexy fine
So high and I ain't even blazin'
He got me feeling so amazin'
That boy is just my type
I'm the boss, CEO
But I let him take control
Slap my ass grab my hips
Leave my number on his lips
Wow wow look at him
Putting them hours in the gym
Like ow ow look at you
Pockets so stuffed like a kangaroo
Let's get together, giving you some pleasure
I can be your baby dressed in leather
Love letter all in cursive
First kiss it got me nervous
Wow wow look at him
DTF just tell me when
Like ow ow look at you
Melts in my mouth no need to chew
I'm drunk and I ain't even drinkin'
He got me stutterin' and blinkin'
That boy is sexy fine
So high and I ain't even blazin'
He got me feeling so amazin'
That boy is just my type
That boy got all the riches
That boy respect the bitches
That boy he shoots, he swishes
He grantin' all my wishes
>>28387354
men rap about sexy women they want to fuck, what's the difference
>>28387480
you mean chad raps about stacy?
no difference I just thought it was interesting to see what actually goes through their simple minds
99% of pop music sung by women is about chad
99% of anything made by women is about chad. They only give a shit about chad.
Post what song you are currently blasting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6wkPVjciD4
>nigga if u broke it should be against da law
>>28387302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH6Re2fazVc
Serious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYX-fSRa2P4
My body still clings to life
Only my spirit is gone inside
I pray for death every night
But I keep waking up alive
I cut myself for infliction
And I still spit at my reflection
I hate everything I am
I have my friends to thank for that
So I keep taking my meds
And I do what my doctor says
I hate myself more everyday
I guess I'll always be this way
I've learned that love is dead
And that people just get fucked instead
And all the while making friends
Just to fuck them in the end
Everyone I touch infects me
Cancer in flesh, there is death all around
Everyone I touch, I infect them
Black and dead is my heart
Alone,
I pace and I tear at my skin and my hair
Burn myself for some relief
From a sick fucking joke of a life
The punchline is when I die
And come back as me for eternity
Just to fuck up everyday?
And fail the ones that I love by being alive
I don't know who I am anymore
A parasite in human disguise?
Searching for a piece of shit with all of you fucking maggots and flies
Everyday I feel that I just can't do anything right
I'm sorry if you know my name
I'll probably fuck up your life
>>28387302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImOJBBvWU-A
to be honest I just put on mac + as a meme and ended up here after several hours.
>tfw 3 years on hormones and never had breast growth
youre beautiful the way u are :3
Doesn't matter, face is the only issue.
>>28387274
Please stream your suicide
What does life mean to you?
What does being alive mean to you?
What does living mean to you?
>>28387271
I live so that I might one day find something worth living for
>>28387271
I've been to that train station.
every day is like survival..
>One hundred and eleven days left
Who here /HYPEDTHEFUCKUP/?
what's happening?
what should i expect
It was only 60 something last time I saw this.
Ask a fembot anything!
I'm a fat unwashed bottlepisser who never goes out, just like the rest of you fine folks.
>>28387190
when you piss in a bottle do you just press it against your hole or do you aim
start rolling boys, will you be lucky?
>>28387209
I press it against my hole, otherwise piss gets on the floor. Sometimes I misjudge the position of my hole a little and get piss on the floor anyways.
Average Canadian man
Why don't you have a Canadian bf yet?
>>28387164
Am Canadicuck
No one here looks like that.
It's true. It's mostly sandniggers now.
Because I'm a boy and don't like boysunless they're on HRT and have visible breast development and feminine penises.
>tfw I'm about to get high with a group of people including a qt
Adios fags, I've made it
As if your true sperglord form won't come out when ur high
>DUDE
>WEED
>>28387122
You will sperg
See you magnana phamalam
don't screw this up OP, 1 bad sentence from you and you might regret it all night
>start omegle, connect similar interests
>he gets interested in me when i tell him im trans
>he disconnects when i tell him i smoke weed
you got owned
>>28387103
Who the fuck is against weed? Seriously, cmon.
>>28387166
christians, retards, and people who like to control other people
