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Thanks for lunch uncle anon, I still don't know why we went to that taco place & chik fil a
>>28388020
Look bitch, I wouldn't expect you to understand but the difference in quality of the chikfila lemonade vs that trash they serve at taco bell is night and day. chikfila makes that shit by hand.
Let me taste your taco
Taco Belle
Huehuehue
God tier music people
Kevin Gates is a fucking retard acting intelligent
yuzhruusi.. 8888 GET GET GET!!
>>28387955
8888 getorigi
You stupid NEETs. You stupid pests! get off of this board! im sick of coming home on a Friday night to see some retarded good for nothing NEET already reminding me about going back to work on Monday! I come here for some feels and some laughs, I dont come here to have a giant smug frog staring me in the face saying "another day another dollar". well fuck you NEET. another day another thought of suicide for you amiright? brb fucking my wife in my giant house. get fucked you stupid ass NEET.
>>28387937
Just remember that friday and monday make no difference to me
>>28387965
To add to that, literally any day makes no difference because they all blend together.
Who /a wagie and looks almost exactly like this after a long brutal soul crushing day of toil/ here?
>mom saw my gay porn history
>>28387809
My sides guess you dont need to tell her now, she already knew you were a faggot, how gay of porn we talking here? Why was she on ya comp
>>28387809
Just wait till mum sees a sissy fuck you up the ass, while you are riding his little dick she walks in and makes eye contact with you and you keep bouncing on that cock like a little fag
>>28387861
It was the worst kind. Bear on twink porn. She thinks I'm into older men now.
She asked to use my phone for a call but instead decided to go through everything.
>even nerds are getting laid now
What's your excuse, robot?
I'm AVPD and the thought of having to have a girlfriend for more than one day stresses me out
sex is nice but the commitment, no thanks
>>28387808
>wears a shirt that says nerd
>he must be a nerd
I bet you think white girls have juicy asses too
touching 3dpd
ew no thanks
Saw a thread about this on /biz/, thought I'd share it with you, /r9k/. Basically this is a site containing many free courses. You can learn at your own pace and pick subjects that interest you. If you're NEET, this seems like a great way to spend some of your time.
https://www.edx.org
I've also created a discord so anyone working on courses can chat with other anons working on courses so we can keep each other motivated. I'll only post the invite link if interest is expressed though, I don't want the discord to be full of spam/trolling right away.
this is a pretty cool idea, i dont want this thread to die without a response
pro tip for next time tho, instead of just edX increase it to /self-learning/ general
>>28388107
Thanks for the response and the pro tip, I used /edX/ because that's what the OP over on /biz/ used. Glad you like the idea.
Didn't know this was a thing, OP.
Im definitely going to look into this, getting real fucking tired of being a poorfag
What should i say now pham
Tell her "stinky bitch"
>>28387840
Hope she replies desu
>>28387840
Wtf does this mean desu
>tfw my government is banning papa john pizza
I don't think I can continue to live
Why did they ban it? Where are you?
>>28387670
they're also one of the few places that make extra large pizzas
and they're so good.. I feel for you, brother
>>28387715
Curacao
They skipped out on a lot of taxes
just deleted steam. ~2500 hours in 15 months, although some was idling. what do I do now? what will my spare time be? I also deleted trading sites, twitch, etc. from my bookmarks. I have no idea what to do anymore, but I know this is a cancer on my life.
kys i think because ur gay
>>28387669
Go dope places. See things you haven't seen before. Get some exercise. Learn a new skill. Smoke mad weed. Find a gf. Be better than us.
>tfw I have over 500 games on steam and don't play video games any more
how do I sell my account without it getting banned? I guess I would have to find someone IRL that wont just report me?
What are some good movies about a guy & his dog?
A Boy and His Dog
>>28387714
God Tier movie kinoblox
>>28387645
Can we substitute a kestrel for a dog? Kes.
>tfw can't stand being around people
>tfw can't stand being alone
That's how I feel.
>tfw can stand being alone
>spend %95 of my time alone in my room
I'm totally fine with this.
>>28387600
Fucking Shinji, pilot that fucking robot.
>you weren't born as a pretty girl
>you will never break into the porn industry and live the easy life for getting your pussy pounded
>>28387534
>live the easy life for getting your pussy pounded
have you ever seen any porn documentaries? you seem to think it's all glamorous sex with hot people
I'd do porn for free.
am i a faggot for having this feel?
what are the most robot albums? i think this is pretty good
>pic related
This tbqhwyfamalamo.
honest to god this album is robotic
>>28387498
Say whatever you want, but this is the definitive robot album.
>le me when I see grill xDxDXD
>fuuuuuuuuuuu
>le troll face?
>true story!!! XD :D:D:D::D
edit: reddit gold??? We did it reddit!
edit 2: upvote to the left <------ xDXDXD
edit 3: Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
Hahahahaha
I love memes
I want karma plaaaass!!
My nigga Asian Black dude will concure
XDDD
>implies u suck
>deez nuts
RAWR XD AM I RIGHT?????!!??!
Anon gets his life together, day 2
> hello darkness my old friend .mp3
> all I want to do is sleep
> how did I become uncool?
> nvm feeling OK after 1hr internet dose.
Progress report:
> didn't get in early. didn't stay late either.
> got enough work done today. but not "overachieving".
> also, made a detailed task list / schedule and I'm significantly behind on this 2-month project due in 3 weeks (internal deadline)...gonna be an extra week at least. time for white-collar overtime.
> plus, half of it is getting "buy-in" / "synergy" from other people...this is gonna suck because at heart I'm still a fucking robot who just wants his controlling Tiger Mother to tell him he's a good boy. REEEEEEEEEE
> didn't find something social to do this weekend yet...hard to balance finding social groups where I add value, vs. not associating with a bunch of losers.
> britney says "confidence is a must; cockiness is a plus". maybe i should just do that
> maybe do a fucking sales job until I get my head straightened out
> salespeople are all Chads.
> oh, also continued the diet. meat for lunch, a few taquitos for dinner. about 1000cal total. can't wait for ketosis to kick in. feel alone and tired.
> my mood sucks right now...too much "redpill", not enough rational optimism.
> Also, the political situation at my job is fucked...the dept. manager is playing power games (avoiding losing her job to my old manager who's now sidelined but has too many allies to fire now) instead of doing her job. toxic.
> plus, the redpill move is to get a sales job and be a "first handshake revenue generator". (people in Anon's profession) are chattel that businessmen buy and sell like slaves.
May 7th action plan:
> sleep for 10 hours tonight. fully recharge.
> lift weights first thing in the am.
> continue diet: only meat.
> do work: keep all work problems fresh in my mind for efficient solving. make a little progress too.
> do one social event.
> do personal work: apply to some other jobs
contd.
holy fuck that guy is me
>>28387482
contd.
> tl;dr 80% completion of today's goals, because exhausted (not enough sleep)
> gonna powerlevel more tomorrow
> not ready to try being emotionally expressive yet (tackling cerebrotonicity head-on).
> you guys are helping.
> your support and comments make me believe that with the power of meme magic I WILL MAKE IT
>>28387545
> also, get your mother a mother's day gift or card today. she probably bought you tendies at least once in your life. this goes double if you live in her basement.
