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I'm on a train.
Choo choo.
I want to get away from here. Where do you want to go?
Looks comfy, what kind of train are you riding?
>>28392405
A HST from Paddington. It is indeed quite comfy.
>>28392405
ur mom m8
This is Yhivi, she's now a pornstar but in the past she started out by camwhoring on /b/ - and she's not the first who started out that way.
Do you think girls on 4chan are sluttier than normal girls, /r9k/?
If so, what sort of warning signs do you think there are for these types of girls?
>>28392342
>If a girl browses 4chan then she is no good.
It's the law.
>>28392342
No they just shill here to desperate virgins who donate to them and get their careers started. This is a well documented fact. Normal girls don't come here. Only whales and girls starting their camwhoring careers.
>>28392353
no good in what way? i've never had a bf, i'm not attracted to chad, I would never cheat in a relationship so you tell me how I am bad
This is what a self-proclaimed 'pure, non-slutty' fembot looks like.
>>28392328
I would eat Mystery's greasy fat pussy.
>>28392328
This is all women anymore. Purity is just used to gain things, it holds no true meaning to them
>>28392347
>being a disgusting male whore
Fucks like you bring men shame
>>28392360
>trying to shame men for sexual experience
wew
How do I cut my jugular, /r9k/? Are there any more effective ways? Will it hurt much?
Also suicide general I guess
Google exit bag
Overdose on heroin, especially if you've never done it before. Heroin is supposed to feel like the best thing ever the first time you use it.
>will it hurt
Immensely, and you'll probably fuck it up and bleed out slowly instead of losing consciousness within seconds.
Meet the new frog on the block. He's Dat Boi. Pepe is old news now.
I thought this was Pepe to begin with??
>>28392264
original post blahblah
>>28392275
>ifunny.co
Why don't you go back there with your shitty forced meme
>Listen to neighbor conversation (cause walls thin) and get following
>He is 36
>Was married to some chick for 4 years
>He makes her daughter with down syndrome
>He says "I am not going to raise that monster with you,and I no longer love you"
>Leaves her and moves to another country where I live
>Gets himself 26 year old Stacy who works as model
>Deals cocaine and drives new BMW
>Has another side bitch also but I dont know her age
>Made a side bitch a kid,but he made her abortion by punching her stomach
>Side bitch is still with him
How cool is my Chad neighbor?
>>28392254
Nigger/10, people who live faster burn quicker, he probably thinks he won't make it past 50 like all fuckers do but he will, how do you think people like that age?
>>28392297
I think he is doing fine.
He showed sad truth.
He never loved that woman but was with her for economical status
Obviously if kid is not to some extent "normal" it wont work and life of yours will suck even more and he wasnt lying to himself
He is just blasting out testosterone to feel good with Stacy who are obedient to males as cum dumpsters
And well,coke is awesome.
So I get that guy.
>>28392337
Of course you think he is doing good, he is every 16 year old fantasy of what being a man should be, rejecting marriage that has has been as oppressing to men as to women, rejecting society and his role as a sacrifice to his family and country and rejecting morality and law
Nobody has an obligation towards a child like that.
Wathever you may think of someone like him he has no employment, no long term plans, nothing. Sure life is nice now but who will want to buy coke form him when he is 40 or 50? What good will he be for?
CHAD VS STACY
>>28392219
ma nigga, marcus
>>28393325
I didn't even notice his ears were gone until the other nig-nog said so.
>>28393325
Where are his ears tho?
In case you still had some faith left in women and humanity,
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWmomoftheyear/
>website full of unemployed shut in porn addicts complain that women are degenerate bimbos
>>28392162
wow. this really turns me on.
can you imagine how fucked up those children are? watching their moms be complete gutter whores.
>>28392188
>tfw no pure qt trap gf
Why even live?
Any of you lonely fags here actually have a big dick? If so does that make you feel better about being a lonely fag even if you've never fucked someone's shit up with it before?
Yeah, it feels like a waste really. I'm not a virgin tho, but I've been with only two girls and I'm almost 30, so it's not like I've seen lots of sex.
>>28392167
size? ever got complimented on it?
>>28392256
>size?
Nah, if I say it then a bunch of faggots will start claiming it's average or that I'm e-stating. It's pretty big.
>ever got complimented on it?
Yeah, the two girl both commented on how big it was.
>How old are you
>How many estimated faps do you have under your belt?
For the math illiterate (how many years you have been fapping) * (average daily faps) * 365
I'll start
>29
>15,000
25.25 years - ~13 years * ~1.5/day * 365 days
6707
I'm surprised. That's alot, but I thought it'd be more.
>19
>7300
[/spoiler]why
around 5000
What are the best ways to get drunk for cheap? I don't really like alcohol except for beer and whiskey. But I don't want to drunk that much beer so I just get a bottle of the cheapest whiskey I can find every week. Pic related.
What other drinks are fairly cheap and taste good? I don't like vodka and rum and scotch make me want to puke right away. I'm not really familiar with other kinds.
Man I can drink 4-6 liters of beer no problem. I'm not even fat because I exercise a lot. What's up with you?
Tampon of vodka in the ass.
Gets you fucked up very easily.
>not making your own alcohol
Man, are you guys fucking retarded?
Since there seems to be an genuine interest I decided to answer questions on Tulpas, and Lucid dreaming
I'll list some of the easy ones so I don't get asked each time
--- Tulpas ---
>What are they?
A person that you create mentally
>What can you do with a tulpa?
Anthing you could do with any other person, and a bit more
>Isn't that just self induced X mental illness?
No, unless you already had that mental illness then a Tulpa won't contribute to it.
It's impossible to give yourself a mental illness with no external influences
>Should I do this?
Thats entirely up to you, you shouldn't need convincing to do this, if you need convincing
it most likely means it will be much harder for you to have any results
A tulpa isn't something you interact with when you feel like it, you create them with the intention
of being together for a long time.
WARNINGS:
>people who speak as "us, we" that claim they interact with a tulpa
Any person that uses these is generally roleplaying, especially if you ever see something like
"My tulpa says: X"
Disregard roleplayers, they can potentially waste a lot of your time
--- Lucid Dreaming ---
>What is a lucid dream?
Being mentally "awake" inside of your dreams
>What can you do in a lucid dream?
Anything you can imagine for as long as you remain in the dream
>Who can do this?
Anyone can do this, it just takes longer for some people to have results
>Should I do this?
It is one of the best forms of escapism, if it eventually becomes a daily thing it
can definitely allow you to have many expieriences you'll never have when awake
I might post this thread a few times every now and then when I feel like it
I'll definitely add things to the questions I made up for this thread
>>28392074
Alright my man lets say my life is so bleak I'm interested how do I do this?
>>28392143
Early on being able to talk to your tulpa would be the first big goal
You can achieve this by spending time talking to it, either mentally or audibly. Although don't expect any response in a few days, or even weeks. In this time you can visualise its form and work on its personality if you wish, although both of those can happen later.
Also when they first respond, it will most likely sound like your own mind voice, from reading this you'll remember that. When I first tried I knew nothing about the topic and dismissed it just as my own thoughts.
A handy guide https://docs.google.com/document/d/17iiFxZ9PYXXxSqWHdU2YoPsGfJr90w8aIG_evqc1wiY/edit
I had a dream last night where my waifu (3d singer) gave me my first kiss
it was the most erotic dream i've had in a very, very long time
i think even my subconscious has given up
>having a 3D waifu
go die
>>28392671
trust me, i've considered it
>>28392069
3DPD
orange
Who is your trapfu?
Mine is linetrap, the original and best.
It's too bad Bailey Jay isn't a real girl
Samantha!
Original comment
>>28392060
where do you guys get your trap-fap-material from?
ACNE. HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE IT GO AWAY? I WASH MY FACE EVERY FUCKING DAY, I CHANGE MY PILLOW SHEETS, I EAT WELL. WHY WON'T IT GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>28392056
Do sport
>>28392056
Just be yourself and let your personality rise above it. I don't have acne and even I know that.
>>28392056
Have sex with many women
