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tfw 5:50AM and still havent slept.
i hate my life.
i am a fucking loser neet.
notice me senpais and please respond.
Stay up all day you weak ass bitch.
>>28392832
responding friend
don't worry, I have a final exam that is crucial to my existence in 4 hours, and I have spent the past 5 hours cycling through 5 boards and masturbating
what are you gonna do about it? I'm going to take some ritalin with coffee and bourbon, take a shower, and try not to die
Don't be a pussy it's 6 AM here and I've been awake for 52 hours. I am off to bed now but stop being a pussy. I've been staying awake for 48 hours then sleeping for 24 for a month now,
Hello, roaches.
I don't actually know Sarah.
it's too late now for damage control, you dun goof'd
Yah figures. Whatever clearly meant for us to know about the chiropractor who married chad. Good job
Why hello there OP. What are you doing?
>want to fuck prostitutes
>don't know where to find
just end my suffering
backpage friendo###
>>28392809
move to vegas, drive up to pahrump, and pump some prosti rump
>>28392809
you fucking faggot there are plenty of escorts sites online. look on google "escorts [name of your city]"
>tfw transbian
>tfw average cis woman is a disgusting normie who'll exhibit you for privilege points and never say anything interesting or capable of expressing any kind of basic intellectual thought, won't want to have sex often and will constantly play games with your mind and on the whole tend to be incredibly unintelligent and self-absorbed
>tfw average trans woman is batshit insane and emotionally unstable and will never bear children with me
Please send help.
>transbian
aka batshit mentally ill heterosexual that hates women so much he decided to become one for free oppression points
>bear children when hormones are going to make your dick not work
>not being able to get women so you hate them
>not being able to get women so badly that you somehow let that convince yourself to become one hoping that it would make your life and love life easier
>hating on your own kind when you're really just an agp fetishist and will probably only be able to date other like minded not real trans girls cause actual trans girls will be able to see right through your bullshit
just stop the pills before you regret it retard
>>28392986
>bear children when hormones are going to make your dick not work
im on bicalutamide
>not being able to get women so you hate them
i've fucked cis women before
>not being able to get women so badly that you somehow let that convince yourself to become one hoping that it would make your life and love life easier
i just hated the way i looked actually
>hating on your own kind when you're really just an agp fetishist and will probably only be able to date other like minded not real trans girls cause actual trans girls will be able to see right through your bullshit
i don't mind dating other agps because the male brain is superior
>just stop the pills before you regret it retard
ur the retard, kid
Post what's immediately in front of you.
>>28392737
Who else /outside/
>>28393195
God damn piece of shit phone
>>28392737
I just woke up after sleepinn for 12 hours
Feelsgoodman
>he's not a rational efilist antinatalist atheist antitheist pessimist skeptical misantrophist nihilist that believes the desire to live should be considered a mental disorder
Your desire to live should be considered treason. They should bring back hangings just for you.
Actually, I am... I've unironically spouted endless paragraphs of antinatalist/efilist text on this board while stoned. You're not the only one here who's done DMT and seen what the true nature of life is, my nigga.
>>28392661
>Nihilist
>that believes
You have no idea what those big boy words mean son
Who /former child soldier/ here?
>>28392656
Literarely none desu senpai
>>28392656
Yugo wars i was in
>>28392675
What did you do? Did you kill any kebabs?
Who here has had sex with a prostitute? How was it?
>>28392618
Pretty bad, I couldn't get hard so I just asked her if we could cuddle and talk. She told me about how her pimp beats and abuse her. How fucked up her childhood was. How she wished she could get out of this profession. How everyday she has to fake it and thinks about dying as she is getting fucked by her clients.
>>28392653
cool thanks for sharing. anyone else?
Other night I was drink and it was 5am, I went to the prostitute street, found a hot one, and asked her how much for head
We went to her room in the brothel thing, and she started sucking me, 100 eur later and one hour I was face fucking her.
I paid for sex too but was too soft so I just gagged her, and made her look me in the eye. And tell me her name with my cock in her mouth.
It was fun, I ended up jacking off into a tissue at the end though because I was really drunk
ALL THE OTHER BOYS HAVE GFS
ANON HAS BEEN A GOOD BOY, A GOOD BOY
ANON DESERVES A GF TOO
WHERE'S ANON'S GF??
she doesn't real
get a waifu
You have to actually talk to people first.
You're the type of beta to type out a "why don't I get sex I'm a nice guy" letter and nail it on a campus board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48WadzV8Vlk
That song sucks. This is a song,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbeNRHtpgOk
>>28392567
>i don't like Steven Wilsons music
>>28392602
Porcupine Tree is just Caravan for Evanescence fans
Can anyone here play an instrument or sing? Come share your talents, rate others, and have fun!
If I post some lyrics, will any anons cover them?
>>28392518
I can't sing but I'm bored and will give you one anyway.
I don't even know many songs, to be honest. I can try Popular, or search around for something.
>>28392518
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rkyn7FhuKS
It's an acoustic guitar, but my laptops shitty mic distorts it so much it sounds fucked. Oh well, I tried.
What're you robots up to at this hour? Pic related I'm just reading Jurassic Park and cuddling my dino plushie.
Crying over no husky desu.
>>28392519
Wat...originalz
Been up since 2am. I'm off all weekend but my sleep schedule is so fucked because I've been working night shift. Gunna try and sleep again after this album is over.
>>28392507
What's the book like compared to the movie?
How do I get used to the idea of living and dying alone?
I know that I don't deserve a gf or someone who truly loves me, so I want to overcome the pain and just accept it. Is it even possible?
>>28392450
deal with it by never giving up so you never have to deal with it
Castrate yourself, chemically or physically. The only way to enjoy a truly free life is to not be tied down by your sexuality.
>>28392468
But I'm not talking about sex. If I just wanted that shit, I'd pay for it.
To be loved by somebody, anon. That's what I'm talking about.
Why can't niggers learn English? Do they truly believe that 'tryna' is a word?
I've seen dirt poor people living on the outskirts of dilapidated cities in third world countries who still managed to learn to speak.
>>28392440
And I've seen a lot of white people appropriating black culture and go out of their way to be wiggers. Get off your high horse.
>>28392440
those are some gross tig old bitties
Efficiently using syllables to shorten communication time is pretty intelligent desu
ITT: We share comfy music.
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVPEMIuVNxQ
>>28392366
I made a cover for it as well, but it's an old attempt and not very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ88rxLRBeA
op again, bumping the thread with another song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qthHlLyvplg
Requesting more jazzy stuff while at it, I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jwuYoXTftM
Also have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jwuYoXTftM
